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All 1328 Steam achievements of the game, PAYDAY 2.

Game:
PAYDAY 2 - https://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/

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Achievement(s)[1328]:
The achievement descriptions couldn't fit in the video description, you can find them in the link provided in the Material(s) & Reference(s) section.

Material(s) & Reference(s):
https://steamcommunity.com/stats/218620/achievements/ - Achievement descriptions and images
https://payday.fandom.com/wiki/Payday_Wiki - Wiki
https://github.com/Cigaras/Payday-2-Solo-Achievements - Payday 2 Solo Achievements
https://modworkshop.net/mod/28269 - Overdrill Activator
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1272106154 - Achievement Guide and Trophy Guide
https://github.com/pd2-stuff/DLC-Unlocker-PD2 - DLC Unlocker Payday 2
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3029681847 - The End

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Transcript
00:00Blasting in is crude, but it will help deflect suspicion from me.
00:07Now, wire up those breaching charges.
00:10One for each of the four locks, if you please.
00:13Excellent! Now let's just get a detonator on there too.
00:16Reach for the sky!
00:17The countdown has started. Keep the police off the detonator, yes?
00:22Now, snippy-snip.
00:26Fuck off, do you leave on me?
00:31Watch the shield!
00:32No shield on you!
00:37Boom!
00:38Good! Now inside!
00:40Scoop speed and pump climb!
00:42That was a nice big bang!
00:57Don't be shy now! Into the complex!
01:01One, two, three! One, two, three!
01:02One, two, three!
01:07Now, the keycard I left for you.
01:09That large door has two security stages and an airlock beyond.
01:13The first is using the keycard. So...
01:18Drop your thing kit!
01:23Beautiful!
01:24Good.
01:25Secondly, there's a security room close by.
01:28Cut through to it and approve the airlock sequence.
01:31Fuck you, shield!
01:32Follow me!
01:35It's a soldier!
01:37Fuck me!
01:39Come with me!
02:01Drop it, now!
02:04Now! Hands up! Get down!
02:08I'm sorry!
02:09We need approval from the security station.
02:12I wouldn't do it myself.
02:14Now, on with my friends.
02:16The airlock awaits you.
02:22Fuck! Now!
02:25It's open!
02:26Make sure your gang are safely gathered in the airlock.
02:29The outer door cannot close until this is done.
02:35It will take just a moment, gentlemen.
02:37Perhaps use the time to assess your current situation.
02:40The ammo!
02:42Ah, the door opens.
02:44Now, let us proceed into the inner complex with speed and violence.
02:49I nailed the sniper.
02:52Now, overlooking this area, you will find the control room.
02:56From there, the vaults in this part of the facility are controlled.
02:59That would be useful, yes?
03:01I've negotiated a hostage trade.
03:03Release the marked hostage.
03:05Stop right now!
03:06Only one vault can be opened at a time.
03:08Further, only certain vaults have loot within them.
03:11And it's determined is up to you.
03:13But I have confidence in your ability.
03:16Great step!
03:18Vaults take just a moment to open.
03:20A security measure.
03:22Security is important, you know.
03:23Alright.
03:24Aiming for the sky.
03:26Every second rushing by.
03:27Ah.
03:28Do my ears deceive me?
03:30Or is that the sound of a titanium vault opening?
03:33Watch the man!
03:33Maintain your efforts, friends.
03:35Now, just let the time lock run down, dear friends.
03:38It'll be worth it.
03:39I promise.
03:40Follow me!
03:41Hold!
03:43Those are alert!
03:44Look out!
03:44It's a masterpiece.
03:46Thought lost for decades.
03:49I'd hang it in my crapper, but it's worth a shitload of cash.
03:53Alright, my dear friends.
03:54That's enough loot to make this op worthwhile.
03:57You decide if you want to keep going.
03:59Every extra dollar, rand, and ruble, strengthens our friendship, yeah?
04:04For sure.
04:05See ya, boys.
04:06Let's go!
04:11Let's go!
04:12Let's go!
04:14Let's go!
04:15Let's go!
04:15Let's go!
04:16Let's go!
04:16Let's go!
04:17Let's go!
04:18Let's go!
04:18Get a fucking move on!
04:25Get a move on!
04:27Woo-hoo!
04:28Move it!
04:30Only two.
04:31Riding the zip lines at a time, my good friends.
04:33And once you're up, that's it.
04:35So come on.
04:36I'm keen to meet you all.
04:37Please, zip line up the shaft.
04:42Hello to you, my new friends.
04:47Now, there will be time for longer hellos later.
04:50But we should really make our escape now, yes?
05:00This way, my friends.
05:01With full haste.
05:07All right.
05:07Kill him.
05:11Buckle up!
05:12Ten seconds!
05:14Let's go!
05:15Once we are outside, you will see our escape helicopter.
05:19As well as a large array of advanced radar equipment.
05:21Run, Forrest, run!
05:22Straight to the arc.
05:23It could track us anywhere west of the rockets.
05:25It would be best if these radars were destroyed, yes?
05:31One, two, three.
05:32One, two, three.
05:33One, two, three.
05:33I've got some C4 for the job, right here.
05:38Tempo, Cupsucker.
05:39Not forget.
05:40Take out those radars.
05:41I'll get the droppers.
05:44I'm hearing over the comms that they've set up a sniper ambush ahead.
05:48Watch your heads.
05:49Watch out!
05:50Look out!
05:51Sniper dead!
05:55Move!
05:56One, two, three.
05:57One, two, three.
06:05First aid kit here.
06:06Get over here for extra ammo!
06:08Get over here for extra ammo!
06:18Keep the fuck up!
06:21Kaboom!
06:22Good work!
06:23Keep it up!
06:24And another one bites the dust!
06:26Nice!
06:28It was a bullseye check!
06:30Some sloppy bastard forgot to refuel the trooper!
06:33Hook up the fuel, would you?
06:36Cut the fuel!
06:40Cut the fuel!
06:41CAUSE!
06:42I'm in here!
06:43I deployed a persuasion!
06:45I've deployed a persuasion!
06:45I'm in your life!
06:47Why are you fucking with me?
06:49I'm in your life!
06:49Kill the bitch, Ed, Shield!
06:51Sidney's down!
06:53Sidney has been taken into custody!…com…
07:11Looks like a last desperate attempt to clip our wings, eh?
07:15Stand firm, brave warriors.
07:19Right, the fuel tank is full, the plates are spinning, and the cargo is secure.
07:23Time to get out of here.
07:25Gentlemen, please join me aboard.
07:27In the air!
07:33Let's go!
07:34Let's go!
07:35Let's go!
07:36Let's go!
07:43Let's go!
07:44Let's go!
07:46Let's go!
07:57Let's go!
08:20Let's go!
08:23Let's go!
08:25Let's go!
08:25Let's go!
08:36Let's go!
08:39Let's go!
08:43Let's go!
08:52Let's go!
09:04Let's go!
09:05Let's go!
09:06Let's go!
09:06Let's go!
09:09Let's go!
09:10Let's go!
09:13Let's go!
09:22Let's go!
09:31Let's go!
09:34Let's go!
09:52Let's go!
10:00Let's go!
10:08Let's go!
10:11Let's go!
10:15Let's go!
10:15Let's go!
10:16Let's go!
10:21Let's go!
10:25Let's go!
10:30Let's go!
10:33Let's go!
10:34After gathering the Scattered Money, Signal locks helicopter again for pickups, attaching
10:38the money pallets each time
11:38Helicopter flying at you
11:43I can smell the wealth
11:45But greed is good, yeah?
11:47For sure
11:48Find the third pallet
11:51It's nice
11:52Now Spock of Flare close by
11:54Show me where I'm flying
11:55Don't shoot down the big helicopter
11:57that's coming in for the money, okay?
11:59That's me, yeah, for sure
12:04Drop it now!
12:06Digits in the air
12:16Drop it now!
12:18Drop your weapon
12:20They have a medic
12:22I took the medic out
12:23Digits in the air
12:27Drop your weapon
12:28Get down on your knees
12:30Drop your gun
12:31I'm going to meet you just outside the town
12:34Best way for you to shake this kettle is the sewers
12:36Get down there
12:38I've arranged a little something
12:40With the funds secured, make your way through the sewers for a discreet exit
12:45Watch yourself
12:47You'll see a bit of thermal pace down there
12:49Just in case those sewers have any obstructions
12:52Unite
12:52Get a move on
12:56Never fear
12:57Drop it now!
12:59Motherfucker
13:10Drop it now!
13:12Move it!
13:14Get just in the air
13:18Move!
13:19Dang, Scallax!
13:21Follow me!
13:21Drop your gun!
13:46upon reaching the rubber boat boarded an escape with the helicopter to successfully complete
13:50the mission
13:51I'm waiting for you, keep driving that boat to me
14:05Pick the fuck up
14:18That's alright
14:27First aid ship ready, there's a first aid ship here, first aid ship ready, I deploy the first aid ship
14:34Come on, climb aboard, well fucking done my friends
14:54Once upon a down in Mexico, complete the border crossing job on the death sentence difficulty with the one down
14:59mechanic activated
15:01Attempting to complete the mentioned achievement will also fulfill the requirements for 7 other achievements of lower difficulty
15:07Please note that to obtain this achievement, the player must be present from the start of the heist to the
15:12end
15:22At the start of the heist, I should locate the clubhouse's briefing room, which is situated on the second floor
15:27and marked by a red door
15:29To enter this room, I'll need a keychain
15:31These keychains can spawn in various spots around the clubhouse, or I can choose to place them in a specific
15:37area during pre-planning
15:39Once I've acquired the keys, I can access the briefing room
15:46They would probably want easy access to the tunnel, so check around outside
16:15Upon entering the briefing room, there's a possibility that the room has been rigged with C4
16:20In such cases, our crew must disarm the C4 to avoid going loud
16:25Afterward, I can search for information about the passcode
16:28In the center of the room, there's a map of the clubhouse with a knife stabbed through it
16:32The location of the knife will point to the correct tunnel entrance, potentially saving time if we haven't yet found
16:38it
16:39Additionally, there will be writing on the map explaining the code's whereabouts
16:43There are 4 possible code locations
16:451. The factory reset settings for the keypad, located on the ground floor in the north hallway
16:502. A date of arrest, situated in one of the upper floor rooms, which can contain the security camera center
16:573. A number written on the front of one of the leftmost stalls in the bathroom stalls on the ground
17:02floor
17:034. The club's founding year, found on a banner above a doorway in the main hall
17:08Furthermore, a keycard and crowbar may spawn on the table, both of which can be useful for the second area
17:14Once I've entered the code, I can proceed to the second area
17:17Maybe you can find somewhere to figure out the code in the clubhouse briefing room
17:21Can I have a look here?
17:22Okay, get into that tunnel
17:24Time for a visit to Mexico
17:37At the start of this area, I have to locate the escape vehicle in one of the hangars
17:48Once I find it, Lot will inform me about the type of loot I need to bag
17:52This can include money, cocaine, or weapons
17:54The loot can be found in the opposite hangar to the one where the plane spawned in both warehouses
18:00Most of it is in wooden crates, and I'll need a crowbar to open them
18:04However, weapons won't be in wooden crates
18:28There's a guard
18:30Cameras are now disabled
18:31Marble
18:32I will rob you
18:34I'm sorry
18:56What is that then껏
19:01There's
19:12After I've gathered the required amount of loot, my next task is to prepare for my escape.
19:17Lock will let me know that the plane needs refueling before I can leave.
19:21To do this, I must connect a hose from a fuel tank through a generator to the plane.
19:50I'll also need to open the hangar doors to complete this task.
20:13Once the hose is connected, the plane starts to fill up.
20:17While waiting, the pump itself can run out of fuel, and I may need to refuel it manually, which can
20:22happen up to 2 times.
20:23If this occurs, I'll need to locate gas cans scattered around the map to refill the pump.
20:36When the plane is fully fueled, the last step is to open the runway gates.
20:40I must interact with a panel somewhere in the south warehouse to open the gates.
20:45After that, I should return to the plane to make my final escape and complete the mission.
20:50Move fast, cause the murkies will jump on us if they realize what's going on.
21:12No coming back for seconds, complete the border crystal's job on the death sentence difficulty with the 1 down mechanic
21:19activated.
21:20Additionally, attempting to complete the mentioned achievement will unlock 7 lower difficulty with the 1 down mechanic.
21:25As much as I can, the Koyopas will not-
21:34Okay friends, let's get some cooking started.
21:38Oddlock isn't the best cook in the world, so maybe don't sample the goods, yeah?
21:42Find it, ASAP.
21:52This is the place.
21:53Okay, let's have a look.
21:57First aid kit here for anyone in the-
21:58Have a proper look around. Don't miss out on any ingredients.
22:04Got a cop attack coming in 30 seconds.
22:07There might be more chemicals in the trucks.
22:12Only 20 more seconds.
22:14Only 20 more seconds.
22:26All right, the next ingredient is, I'm going to assume, uh, muriatic acid.
22:33Now let's see what happens.
22:36What?
22:36Put your fucking hands off!
22:38Put your fucking hands off!
22:41Make it down!
22:47Another badge done!
22:48Houston is done!
22:51Oh, buddy!
22:53Once you get that stowed, you can get another one going.
22:58Hey, fuck me!
23:00It's moved!
23:00Come on!
23:01On me now!
23:03Follow me now!
23:04Ah, blurry.
23:06If I read this correctly, uh, it's hydrogen chloride.
23:12Stop!
23:13You didn't put that in here, did you?
23:14It's got to be muriatic acid.
23:17I'm 91%.
23:18That's all.
23:35You have to be aул!
23:36You didn't put it in here.
23:38Well, you didn't put it in here.
23:38You didn't put it in here.
23:42You didn't put it in here.
23:48Note, that a requirement of the achievement is to be present from the start to the end of the heist.
24:17The evidence should be on his computer.
24:30Note, guards will be alerted if they manage to see the Chief's computer being hacked, which can lead to unavoidable
24:35detection.
24:38All right then. It says there's also physical evidence.
24:42Their door system uses coded key tags. We'll need to make one.
24:47See if you can find a blank tag somewhere around the office.
24:54Now we need to code the tag for access. Get it to the computer.
25:03Use your key to get into the evidence storage. It should be on the second floor.
25:20See if you can find the evidence. It should be here somewhere.
25:31It's here.
25:33Find a means to destroy the evidence.
25:38Use that paper shredder. It's the easy way.
25:43Oh, shoot it.
25:53Now let's rescue our friend. The cell block should be nearby.
26:04No drill will break that door. But the Omri might have something that can take care of it.
26:12Watch the camera.
26:17Looks like the key tag needs a high level coding for the armory. You'll have to recode it.
26:27Now get back to the armory and see if you can find something to use on the cell block door.
26:37That door breaker is exactly what we need.
26:42Let's go blast some doors.
26:49Open the door.
26:51Open the door.
26:55Knock, knock. Now find the prisoner.
26:58Open the door.
27:13Are you giving him the earpiece?
27:18Ah, good.
27:21Looks like it was hard for the girls to handle.
27:24We'll need to cut him loose.
27:26These fuckers chain me up. Get this shit off of me.
27:38Snip zip. Put that bolt cutter to the chains.
27:41Yeah, get me out of these chains, man.
27:44Thanks.
27:45I smell freedom.
27:48We need to get him out of that prisoner outfit.
27:51Find him a spare police uniform.
27:54What?
27:54You want me to dress up like a cop?
27:57I heard you prefer Santa suits.
27:59But this isn't the North Pole.
28:01Or Sweden.
28:09Hey, yeah!
28:24The prisoner knows the way out. Just keep an eye out for cops.
28:28Don't worry, I'll leave the way.
28:35Let's do that.
28:36Let's do that.
28:36Okay, bye.
28:47It's a guard.
28:55Good.
28:56Good.
28:56Now steal one of the police cars and get out of there.
29:00Hey, I'm not leaving without my car.
29:03Oh, bloody hell.
29:04We don't have time for this.
29:06Fine.
29:07Take his crappy calls.
29:09What I'm hearing here is envy, man.
29:12Envy.
29:30Oh, Lord, it's lit up.
29:33All right.
29:37Completed, foe, show, complete all of Locke's contracts on the death sentence difficulty with the one down mechanic activated.
29:44As of now, these are the 12 contracts that must be completed on the mentioned difficulty.
29:52Disaster tourist, complete the aftershock job on the death sentence difficulty with the one down mechanic activated.
29:59Additionally, attempting to complete the mentioned achievement will unlock seven lower difficulty achievements related to the heist.
30:06Hey, you guys see?
30:13Jesus.
30:14You look bad on the news, but...
30:16That's pretty upset about these safes.
30:19Wants to talk to you.
30:20Testing, testing.
30:21One, two.
30:22Mary fucked a little lamb.
30:26Oh, you there?
30:27Found one.
30:27This job is important.
30:29The safes in those tracks.
30:32Found another one.
30:33Get them out.
30:35Safely.
30:35You hear?
30:36Find those trucks.
30:38Don't shoot flat skies if any of them are still around.
30:41Keep down.
30:42Get those trucks open.
30:43Let's see what's inside them.
30:45Slide those trucks up on my brand.
30:55They're the same.
30:59Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.
31:00Most, excellent.
31:02Start getting them out.
31:04Gento!
31:05Gento with my baby?
31:08Djarus.
31:08Nuclear warheads.
31:10Safes?
31:11Just another job for Vlad.
31:14Second truck can't be too far from the first.
31:16Find it.
31:17I'll jump your...
31:20The safes are way too heavy to carry, and those trucks are screwed.
31:24I don't need another transport.
31:26I'll find something.
31:26Damn it, don't mind.
31:28Wait.
31:29Oh, my crew.
31:30I'm guessing that that construction yard across the way is your best bet for getting out.
31:34If you have a truck, send a user to C-4 to bring the wall down now.
31:39I got it.
31:41Bulldozer.
31:44All right, C-4 is on the ground.
31:46Grab it.
31:52That's C-4.
31:54Pretend it.
31:55Get another four-long baby.
31:57Lally.
31:58No jury.
31:59Then put it on the wall and blow it out.
32:02Yeah!
32:03Now go deal with obstructions in the yard over there.
32:06Not getting out that way.
32:25That truck looks perfect.
32:27I'll get the safe loading on board.
32:29All of them.
32:39All right, safe are in.
32:40We're getting out through the yard.
32:42Make sure the truck is there.
32:52They're all that you damn care for the useless things like ambulance and other shit like that.
32:57We are flying you out.
32:59Light up flares so the pilot can see you.
33:01Gang, the pilot can't see you.
33:03You need to light that flare.
33:05Stay there.
33:06Three minutes out.
33:08You should see things from up to here.
33:11Stay there.
33:12Get inside the truck.
33:20Air lift the whole damn thing out.
33:23Yeah, then it's fair to call you.
33:26They spooky the TV side.
33:27Hey, I promise.
33:30Flying like angels over that ruling of a city.
33:35Great job.
33:54Platinum card.
33:55Complete the four stores job on the death sentence difficulty with the one down mechanic activated.
34:16Vlad wants us to hit the four.
34:21Sounds good.
34:22Let's go.
34:26The first thing I did was to check which store had the most loot to access easily.
34:30I didn't say anything about this.
34:34Bokum.
34:35Finally a good china store.
34:50Get your masks on whenever you want to start it up.
34:53Get your masks on whenever you want to start it up.
34:53Get your masks on whenever you want to start it up.
34:56Then choose the store to loot.
34:58Let's get to this.
35:16It's a camera.
35:18Get down, now.
35:20Good move.
35:21That hostage will cost my time.
35:53I'm making a call to the driver.
35:57Twitch here.
35:58Speak to me.
36:02I'm there in three minutes.
36:04On my way.
36:13Zanz here.
36:14Head out when you're ready.
36:16You'll wait.
36:30I'll break your malls.
36:32Complete the mallcrasher job on the death sentence difficulty with the one down mechanic activated.
36:37Additionally, attempting to complete the mentioned achievement will unlock seven lower difficulty
36:42achievements related to the heist.
36:49Watch the guard.
36:51Hey you, down.
36:52Watch the long-eyed gun.
36:54Keep going now.
36:57Change!
36:58Cups!
36:58Follow me!
37:00On the guard, get down!
37:05Move!
37:30On your knees.
37:32Now, up yourself.
37:3420 seconds.
37:36Drop your weapon!
37:37Drop it!
37:38Drop it!
37:38Now!
37:39Almost out of ammo now!
37:41Good night!
37:41Sweet bloke.
37:42Drop your weapon!
37:44Cyber!
37:46The dozer is down!
37:48Watch the taser!
37:49I got the taser!
38:03Sniper!
38:04Time for the pick-up!
38:05Move!
38:05Move!
38:06No!
38:06No!
38:06Drop your weapon!
38:08I got the taser!
38:12Sniper!
38:14Watch out!
38:15Sniper!
38:16Sniper!
38:16Sniper!
38:16Time for the pickup!
38:17Move!
38:18Move!
38:19Move!
38:19Move!
38:20Move!
38:22Move!
38:23Move!
38:25Move!
38:25Move!
38:27Move!
38:28Dr. Strangeblad, complete the meltdown job on the death sentence difficulty with the one-down mechanic activated.
38:35Attempting to complete the mentioned achievement will also fulfill seven additional lower-difficulty achievements for this heist.
38:46The goal of this heist is to secure nuclear warheads.
38:49First, find the vault containing the objective inside a murky water container in the yard or warehouse.
38:55Once found, use at least one crowbar to sabotage the cooling fans to overheat the temperature inside, forcing an emergency
39:02unlock.
39:06When heqs were on the hattex-up to Anna, he was right in the cage.
39:14One of his teammates was right in the cryptidmii-ing.
39:14But it would be untapping the knife behind the losingseason and if not, he's still a killerKN!
39:15I hate to keep that knife!
39:16Oh no, I didn't mean to die!
39:18Get to the trap!
39:18That's right!
39:19I hate this attack!
39:19You got to the bottom line!
39:28It's okay!
39:52Probars can be found scattered around the warehouse with at least three available on
39:56all difficulties. When the vault unlocks, the nuclear warheads need to be transported to the escape
40:02point. Since the warheads are quite heavy, using forklifts or a longfellow vehicle nearby is
40:07recommended. However, be careful, as SWAT turrets will be encountered on higher difficulties.
40:40There's a first aid kit here!
41:05Goddammit, you had me worried back there. Let's get back up and go to work.
41:40I'm gonna go to work.
41:52Sniper cunt right there!
41:54Take that, you sniper bitch!
42:28Sniper cunt right there!
42:40Come on, come on!
42:43Come on!
43:23You did good, fellas, but no time for relaxing. Get the job done. We don't have long until the next
43:28assault, folks.
44:05That's all of them. I've got a surprise for you.
44:17Not on the guest list, complete the nightclub job on the death sentence difficulty with the one down mechanic activated.
44:24Additionally, attempting to complete the mentioned achievement will unlock seven lower difficulty achievements related to the ice.
44:42As soon as you get the cash, I'm seeing only the pickup guy to come drive by.
44:48Sorry, I don't know who you are.
44:51Ah, whatever. You guys seem like class-avers.
44:58All right, guys. There's the office. Overloading the club.
45:11Watch that guard.
45:17Security door? Damn.
45:19Well, one of the guards must have a key of his own.
45:22Once more, I'll do it.
45:46Okay, you found it. Now drill that safe. It's probably full of cash.
46:05Down, damn it. Down. Now.
46:08That hostage is going to slow the clubs down.
46:10Come with me.
46:17Down.
46:37Come with me.
46:40Come with me.
46:56Get down
46:58Down, dammit
47:00Look at the floor, not at me
47:03On me
47:20Yes, that's paydirt
47:22Now bang that stuff and hang tight
47:43Okay, I'm in position
47:44Hurry
48:13Get down
48:14Get on the ground
48:17Just breathe calmly and think of a
48:20On the floor
48:33Get down
49:02No cop could have seen this one coming
49:05On my 12th try with 1 down
49:07The true pain began
49:08Complete the Santa's workshop job
49:10On the death sentence difficulty
49:11With the 1 down mechanic activated
49:14Additionally, attempting to complete
49:16The mentioned achievement
49:17Will unlock 7 lower difficulty achievements
49:19Related to the heist
49:20A bunch of thugs are running a little
49:25Ho ho ho
49:27Bitches
49:29All right
49:30Drop the thugs before they can steal Christmas
49:33Then into the workshop
49:42Look for the guys packing the coke
49:44Make sure
49:46Make sure the elves know that they're making toys
49:48For Santa fucking Christmas
49:49Me
49:50Okay
49:52All right
49:53Let's watch
49:54Find the elves in the toy shop
49:55You need to shout at them
49:57To get them making toys again
50:08Wait
50:19Hey
50:19Hey
50:20Look like productivity is dropping
50:22Go and kill those elf and tongue fucking
50:24They won't forget
50:26That big shout at them
50:29Go face
50:30From dying
50:31Anybody got a medic
50:35That's enough to keep Christmas cheery
50:37But you know
50:38You want to keep those elf
50:40Churning out goodies
50:42Huh
50:42I can always spread a little more cheer
50:44You understand
50:45Or you can leave
50:47It's up to you
50:48I got a doctor
50:49Finished
50:49Here
50:50Take this gift from my cousin
50:52That should keep you warm
50:54He he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha
51:04You're going to play
51:06I'm hurt
51:07I need a medic bag
51:29Thundersnow
51:30Complete the stealing Xmas job
51:32On the death sentence difficulty
51:33With the one down mechanic activated
51:35Additionally
51:36Attempting to complete the mentioned achievement
51:39Will unlock seven lower difficulty achievements
51:41Related to the heist
52:09All right
52:11Everybody get down
52:13Down
52:14All of you
52:15All right
52:16Don't be sober
52:16Don't hold back
52:18Give him a good smack
52:19No
52:20In a few seconds we're going to get hit
52:27Don't go anywhere
52:29Chase
52:30Follow me
52:32What the fuck
52:34Cocktail you poised
52:37It's brilliant
52:38I have to remember this
52:41Get that teen boy with Michael K
52:44I am the
52:45Make the tree come alive
52:49With snow
52:50Ho ho ho ho
52:52He's fucking asleep
52:54Wake him up
52:55Fuck it
52:5626 to go
52:57Bebop
52:58I have a wave
53:06Get that teen boy with Michael K
53:08Cocaine and beyond
53:09Hey
53:11What an interesting mix
53:13Huh
53:13Beyond
53:14Black rejoicing
53:16That's what it means to me
53:18I'm sure a tiny little save
53:20Is not a problem for you
53:29Good job done
53:31You're making good progress
53:32So get cracking
53:35I love opening Christmas presents
53:38All right
53:43You got it
53:44Now put it in the tree
53:45I bet you always wanted to punch the judgmental masters
53:48On the ground
53:49Now you can
53:50Oh shit
53:51We got bad cops moving in
53:53Real bad cops
53:54Keep your heads down
53:59Ding dong
54:00Diamonds are forever
54:03But good call
54:05This appears fast
54:06Don't get it
54:07Now
54:07One of the packages
54:09Is from the jewelry store
54:10Go
54:10Keypad
54:11Electronic magic
54:13You can do it
54:15Extracting units are going for the hostages
54:17That's it
54:18Ha
54:18Now get the jewels
54:20With the cocaine
54:21Stay fast
54:30About fucking time
54:33Finally found it
54:41Listen my friends
54:43I've been thinking
54:44That's a very nice Christmas
54:47I think I'll take
54:49I will send the helicopter
54:51To pick it up
54:52There's no easy way out
54:54For the tree
54:54We'll have to take the glasses
54:56Off the mall
54:57Single pile with a flare
54:59And we'll drop a little present for you
55:01Yeah
55:01Two more
55:10Hands up you fucking
55:12That's great
55:13Now just hold on
55:14And wait for pile
55:15Don't shoot the Christmas meat
55:18One minute now people
55:19You should be able to see me now
55:26Sniper tank
55:38You're on the way
55:39You're on the way
55:40You're on the way
55:40C4's gonna explode now
55:42Get out of the way
55:43Okay
55:44We need to live this little bitty out
55:47Close your fucking arms up
55:52It's a nice tree
55:54And we will take it! Don't damage it!
55:58Get that frame attached to the Christmas tree!
56:13Tree is leaving! Get Santa aboard!
56:19Smack that he is for me, come on!
56:21I know they say it's bad luck to hit Santa, but you've got to wake him up!
56:32No! Bad luck!
56:36You better hold on tight!
56:38It'd be a shame if you...

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