00:01Nice man, you really changed your interior.
00:03Yeah, nice, right?
00:04You finally get yourself a wife?
00:06Wife? No, but my girlfriend moved in.
00:09Girlfriend? Haven't you guys been together for like six years?
00:13Yeah, it's been a while. Good times.
00:16You're not married?
00:18Married? No, that's gonna make things more complicated.
00:21Yeah, and besides, in Western Europe, nobody gets married anymore.
00:24You people are living in sin.
00:28I guess we do...
00:30I think you Germans need a little bit more...
00:32How about you all want some food?
00:33No, I am not falling for that again.
00:37Nah, come on.
00:39Since you weren't happy with the food last time, I got you a burger. Enjoy.
00:44Okay, now we're talking some real food.
00:48What is this? Who put this green garbage on my food? This is disgusting.
00:53No!
00:54How dare you waste food?
00:56Food?
00:57That's not food. That's my food's food.
01:03Oh! Oh, bro!
01:05Are you okay?
01:06Yeah, no, I'm good. Just kind of rolled my ankle.
01:08You need help?
01:09I'm good, I'm good. Oh, okay. Oh, I think it's broken.
01:12Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna call an ambulance.
01:14Yeah.
01:17Unbelievable.
01:18Alright.
01:20Anyway, how's your sausage salad?
01:23Mmm.
01:24Pretty good, but a bit too much oil on it.
01:27Yeah, it's too oily.
01:29Oil?
01:31You said oil?
01:33Give me that. Give me that. What?
01:34Give me that. Give me with the oil.
01:39We'll take care of you, yeah?
01:40No, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. I don't need an ambulance.
01:42No, no, no. We'll take care of you.
01:43Gosh!
01:44Yes, hello?
01:44Get that off, man!
01:46Ambulance, man? I can't afford that.
01:48It's gonna bankrupt me. I'm fine.
01:50It's for free here.
01:53Look.
01:53What?
01:53No ambulance. See?
01:55Okay.
01:56See?
01:57Totally fine.
01:59Pretty hot in here. You still didn't get AC, huh?
02:02Just open a window, bro.
02:04Oh, yeah. Good idea.
02:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
02:13What happened?!
02:15I think I broke your window, bro.
02:18Looks fine to me.
02:20This?!
02:20This is normal?
02:22Yeah.
02:22Pretty much.
02:23This is scary.
02:29Yo, your ankle is really swollen, you sure you don't wanna go to the hospital?
02:33Dude, I told you, it's fine, I'm okay.
02:35You wanna at least call your boss and let him know you're sick?
02:38What? Why? Dude, I'm on vacation anyway, why would that even matter? Why would I tell him?
02:42Well, to get your holiday back.
02:45There's words coming out of your mouth, but they don't make any sense at all.
02:49Yo, you came at the right day today. There's this rave happening tonight at an abandoned building.
02:55No way, let's go!
02:57Yeah, but yeah, make sure to leave your valuables here. It's not in the best area.
03:01I'm not worried about that. I've got my babies with me.
03:05Babies?
03:07Democracy and religion.
03:10Okay, who's the mother?
03:14Hillary Clinton.
03:16Well, isn't it the same in the States that when you fall sick during your holiday,
03:20your employer refunds you your holiday days so you can take them sometime else?
03:24What? Why would that be a thing? You're just making that up.
03:27No, that's the law here. What?
03:29You're lying to me. You're completely lying to me. There's no way that's real.
03:34Yo, you ready to party?
03:36Yeah, dude. I got my new shirt on for the occasion. You like it?
03:39Oh, that's horrible. I hope you can sooner turn it.
03:44What? My shirt? You don't have to be so mean about it. It's a good shirt. Just say that you
03:53like it.
03:53What? This Italian shop has the best olive oil ever. Too bad it's closed today.
04:01The best oil, you say?
04:04Watch out.
04:12Tell me one thing. How is it that Americans still think that the USA is the best country in the
04:17world?
04:17Well, we are the best country in the world. We have all the biggest buildings.
04:19No. You know, the numbers say something.
04:22New York City, okay? And then we have a bunch of big...
04:25If you look at the numbers.
04:26And the cars that we have produced, okay? Especially compared to Germany.
04:29What about health care?
04:30In health care, that is a business. People need to make money.
04:33How are the doctors and the pharmaceutical companies going to make money and profits?
04:38I don't know how you can be so calm, man.
04:42Aren't you worried about the police?
04:44Police? Well, why?
04:46The shop?
04:48What about it?
04:49You broke into it and stole the oil?
04:52What are you talking about me? That was obviously...
04:56The Russians.
04:58The Russians?
04:58What?
05:00Yeah.
05:00I even left a Russian book there as proof.
05:04You did?
05:06We have all the good companies.
05:08Their statistics.
05:09Okay.
05:09Statistics. Yeah.
05:10Europeans with their statistics.
05:12Okay.
05:13Yeah, we get it.
05:14You know who invented math?
05:15What?
05:15Abraham Lincoln.
05:16Okay.
05:17Algebra.
05:181861.
05:18Will you fucking let me talk?
05:26You know what they say, where there is screaming, there can be no true knowledge.
05:33This style of architecture is from the Renaissance.
05:36It's pretty common in Germany.
05:38Wow.
05:38Incredible.
05:39It's unbelievable, man.
05:41I guess.
05:42But if you look closely, there's also Romanesque elements.
05:45Romanesque.
05:46Amazing.
05:47It's amazing.
05:49Yeah, but if you look down here, there's also some goth features.
05:53Also amazing.
05:55It's incredible.
05:57Sure.
05:59Yeah.
05:59It's pretty cool.
06:01Amazing.
06:01All right.
06:02Since you don't like veggies, I got you some proper German sausage.
06:06There we go.
06:07Love me some protein.
06:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:10There you go.
06:12This is for you.
06:13Oh, yeah.
06:14What the hell is that?
06:17It's a Metwurst protein.
06:20Dude.
06:21Is this raw?
06:23Yeah.
06:23It's raw minced meat.
06:25German delicacy.
06:26And it was in this all day?
06:28Yeah.
06:29So what?
06:31I'm not gonna eat that.
06:33What?
06:33Why not?
06:34Can you not see?
06:35It's raw.
06:36So what?
06:37Raw?
06:39You are never satisfied.
06:41No lettuce.
06:42No raw meat.
06:46You're not gonna eat it.
06:47You ever heard of cooking?
06:49It's such a shame that there's still church tax in Germany, though.
06:53Wait.
06:53What do you mean?
06:54Well, that the government is collecting tax for the church.
06:57Wow.
06:58Really?
06:58That's actually...
06:59It's amazing.
07:01What?
07:01No.
07:02The majority of Germans are not in the church.
07:0450% are atheists.
07:05You're joking, right?
07:07No.
07:07It's an outdated institution.
07:09Most young people left the church.
07:11What about young people?
07:12You mean like them over there?
07:14Probably.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Sorry.
07:17Germany needs a bit more religion.
07:19Hey.
07:20You're paying your church tax.
07:22Oh, shit.
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