00:00You
00:10Robert Dubois
00:12He's in prison for putting Superman in the ICU with a kryptonite bullet
00:15I'm not joining your suicide squad
00:18We'll see
00:20My court date is coming up
00:22And Miss Waller said maybe you could help me out
00:24Well stretch it in my door
00:26Everyone stand down
00:32I wouldn't take such extreme measures
00:35If this mission weren't more important than you could possibly imagine
00:38Are you in or out?
00:41Good
00:42Let's meet your team
00:47Each member has chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities
00:57Hey guys sorry I'm late
00:59Had to go number two
01:00Good to know
01:03Is this thing a dog?
01:04A dog?
01:05What kind of dog do you think it is mate?
01:07I'm gonna go with the Afghan hound
01:08Oh my god
01:09Is it a werewolf?
01:10Yo they sent me into a werewolf?
01:12Yo let me out
01:13Yeah he's not a werewolf okay
01:14He's a weasel
01:15He's harmless
01:16I mean he's not harmless
01:17He's killed 27 children but you know
01:24Your mission
01:25Is to destroy every trace of something known only as project starfish
01:31Any questions?
01:33Starfish is a slang term for a butthole
01:36Think there's any connection?
01:39No
01:41No
01:42No
01:45Alright
01:47Let's get it
01:50This is suicide
01:52Well that's kind of our thing
01:53I'm a superhero
01:54What's wrong?
02:05That's my dad
02:07I'm gonna get you out of your life
02:09I'm going to get you out of here alive
02:25Ratatouille
02:25What do you got?
02:27Bird
02:28Nanaue
02:29Stay off the comm
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