00:09Has anyone else read what Lady Whistledown has written of late?
00:15Do not tell me that is yet another scandal.
00:17This one is different. This one. This subject's my name.
00:24My name is Lady Whistledown.
00:29You do not know me, and never shall, but be forewarned, dear reader, I certainly know you.
00:43The social season is upon us.
00:49We shall discover which young ladies might succeed at securing a match.
00:59Let it be known, if there's a scandal, I shall uncover it.
01:07And share every last detail.
