00:02This is Hobbs and Guiney, also known as Brats and Twats.
00:07You're generally sailing the ship alone.
00:09Are you one of the doctors?
00:11I am the doctors.
00:12A ship that's massive and no one's had the time to teach you how to sail.
00:16I'll come back later. I need to see someone else now.
00:18Hopefully hairdresser.
00:20But what other doctors can say they end up with twice the number of patients they started with.
00:25What do we do now?
00:27I think you have to feed it for a few years.
00:29Let it live in your house and then send it to school.
00:37It's a bit less old in towers.
00:38I'm so sorry.
00:40Do you think I'm rubbish?
00:43I wasn't great on my first week either.
00:45Been here two months.
00:47So, Mum, I live with Harry. I'm very happy. And we love each other.
00:52And we're gay.
00:54Both of you.
00:56Must be hard. Maintaining a relationship.
00:58You're gonna hate me.
01:00How long are you gonna be? A couple of hours?
01:02Twelve.
01:06So, are you doing anything fun tonight?
01:08Thought I'd go home three hours late, get shouted at and fall asleep on the toilet.
01:16Hold this tight.
01:17Yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't, can't do this.
01:21I just feel so overwhelmed.
01:24You're gonna do something or just stand there like a bottle of fucking mayonnaise?
01:27Crap boss. Crap boyfriend. Crap doctor.
01:33Are you just gonna not let it get to you?
01:35Stiff up a labia, right?
01:36We pushed my bones, she cracked a code.
01:40And soon things will-
01:44Yeah!
01:49Oh my God, where's his face?
01:51His face is fine. Just on the front of his head, not the back.
01:56Doctors, nurses, they don't do this for the money. They do it because they care.
02:02Welcome to the NHS
02:07Nobody cares if I die
02:08Oh, I don't know
02:09The lion in the wardrobe will probably miss you
