00:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:07Turn off the TV through commercial breaks
00:10I'm not making any spending mistake
00:14Some claim it costs more to be this frugal
00:18But these discussions are centrifugal
00:22They're always giving me a cocky smirk
00:26When I show them how I do dental work
00:30With quite a bag of ice and a sharp bag
00:33But all they wanna do is yak, yak, yak
00:37They don't understand being a cheapskate
00:41Yes, I'm a cheapskate, the greatest cheapskate
00:44They don't understand being a cheapskate
01:06I'm washing and reusing paper towels
01:10If you need to evacuate your bowels
01:14I built my own sewage treatment system
01:17The city came by, again I missed them
01:21They're always giving me a cocky smirk
01:25When I show them how I do dental work
01:29With quite a bag of ice and a sharp bag
01:33But all they wanna do is yak, yak, yak
01:36They don't understand being a cheapskate
01:40Yes, I'm a cheapskate, the greatest cheapskate
01:43They don't understand being a cheapskate
02:06I cook the same way I wash the dishes
02:09Since water gets hotter as it swishes
02:13You should see all the energy I've saved
02:17While you're looking at me like I'm depraved
02:20While you're paying a high grocery bill
02:24I'm driving around scraping up roadkill
02:28Okay, so I'm wasting a ton of gas
02:32But you can blow it all out of your ass
02:35They don't understand being a cheapskate
02:39Yes, I'm a cheapskate, the greatest cheapskate
02:43They don't understand being a cheapskate
02:50Yeah, I'm a cheapskate
02:54Toilet
02:55Soilet
02:57You
