00:00The year was 2023.
00:04February 13th.
00:06The time was 11.36, I think it was.
00:1220 seconds in.
00:13National Poop Day, I might add.
00:23I walked into the washroom.
00:25I took a poo.
00:27I checked to see if there was any toilet paper.
00:32It was all gone.
00:36I saw a man.
00:39He had a mask made out of toilet paper.
00:44I'm Detective Mike Jones of the NYPD.
00:48Now, when I was approached about this case from the victim Matthew,
00:53I realized that we have to take this seriously.
00:58I know he did.
00:59He took my toilet paper.
01:01It was all gone.
01:06Listen, man.
01:08I know you did that.
01:09You're wearing the stuff that you stole from the bathroom.
01:12I approve.
01:13Our lead suspect is currently on the run.
01:16You gonna say anything, huh?
01:17What are you gonna say?
01:18Not gonna talk, huh?
01:20I got you now, buckaroo.
01:23I know you did it!
01:25He must have stolen all of it to make his paper mache mask.
01:29You may never know who he truly is, but all we know is that he is the paper mache man.
01:42You're dead!
01:44You're dead!
01:48You're dead!
01:48You're dead!
01:57You're dead!
01:57You're dead!
02:00You're dead!
02:01You're dead!
02:05You're dead!
02:07You're dead!
02:08You're dead!
02:11You're dead!
02:12You're dead!
02:12You're dead!
02:14You're dead!
02:17You're dead!
