00:00Okay, the game is cue card rummy. Ideal.
00:05Look, we go on the air in 30 seconds. I need those cue cards.
00:09Oh, right away, Mr. Deltoid.
00:12Wait a minute, where are Mr. Deltoid's cue cards?
00:16Phew, here they are.
00:20Well, this should be interesting.
00:22And now it's time for the Sultan of Sit-Ups, Rick Deltoid.
00:26Okay, thank you very much. I'm going to teach you a great exercise.
00:30I want everyone to...
00:34Ah, honk like a goose and wave their wings in the sun.
00:38Here we go.
00:42It's a card left over from a wildlife documentary.
00:46Okay, the important thing is to dress well in a basic black outfit with matching pearl ensemble.
00:58Now, do the pinky dance.
01:00Hop on one foot and rub your tummy.
01:04Hey...
01:04Kiss!
01:05Yoo-hoo!
01:07Now, let's eat pizza.
01:09Let's...
01:12Boy, it's been so long since you had a good pizza and french fries.
01:18Deltoid, this is the worst exercise show I've ever seen.
01:22You're fired!
01:25Gee, that was kind of unfair of them, cancelling him like that.
01:29I mean, they don't believe folks at home actually did all that stuff he read off the card.
01:34People aren't so dumb they do whatever TV tells them.
01:39Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk.
01:42Well, most folks aren't.
01:43Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk.
01:44Are you?
01:45Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk.
