00:00Right, so you know like Jeremy Kyle's been cut off?
00:03A while ago, yeah.
00:04Right, got to come back.
00:06Who are we going to get to host it?
00:07Because Jeremy Kyle ran away with his nanny.
00:08Where is it?
00:09He ran away with his nanny.
00:10Get me on, I'll host it.
00:12How old are you?
00:13Three nearly six.
00:14Three times six, that's 18.
00:16So what about if we do a pregnancy test for me and my girlfriend Chardonnay?
00:20You're three nearly six and your girlfriend Chardonnay's pregnant.
00:23Not sure she's pregnant.
00:24You know what, this thing has got Jeremy Kyle written all over it, but I'm not sure where to find
00:27him.
00:28Yeah, but I'm three nearly six.
00:30My girlfriend Chardonnay's not three nearly six.
00:32She's older, she's a cougar.
00:34Oh yeah.
00:34Feisty one she is.
00:36We'll get me on, I'll host it.
00:38We'll get my girlfriend Chardonnay, we'll do a full pregnancy test.
00:41The reason why I think she's pregnant, we were kissing.
00:44And then one thing led to another and I stuck something in one of her holes.
00:48I'm not asking.
00:49Well, I'll tell you.
00:49I'm not asking.
00:50I stuck my tongue in her mouth like that and now I think she's pregnant.
01:02My Uncle Barry watches things with like a bus and that.
01:07There's loads of people on the bus.
01:08Well, bring them down tomorrow for filming.
01:11They don't wear clothes.
01:12It's not happening.
01:14Oh.
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