00:00Producer Adam, lock in.
00:02Wait, what's the name of the show again?
00:04I'm Will. I'm Nat.
00:05My name is Jake. I want approval.
00:08Fine.
00:0955 burgers, 55 fries, 55.
00:11Jake, can I please?
00:13Where are you going?
00:14Producer, are we ready?
00:15We've been ready.
00:17Hello, welcome to the very first inaugural episode of Freaks in the Streets.
00:22Will, what brain is your microwave?
00:24Well, my microwave is, uh...
00:29Magic Chef.
00:31I believe.
00:33You know, that looks awfully similar to Jake's.
00:35We are roommates.
00:36We do live together.
00:38Do you know what brand your microwave is?
00:40Yeah, I got the-
00:41Yeah, I didn't think so, you fucking idiot.
00:42Can we get some farts from the audience?
00:47Oh.
00:48We're gonna post this.
00:51Um, and none of us will ever get joshed.
00:53Which I probably won't either.
00:55It's a soft J.
00:56In this, in this household, in this dormitory, we don't use the word J-O-B.
01:03We find it offensive as a film and music major.
01:06Yeah, like-
01:06We prefer soft J. We prefer a hob.
01:09Yob.
01:09Yob.
01:10A couple different pronunciations, but we tend to avoid hard J.
01:15It's okay.
01:16Yeah, you can do a soft J.
01:17I am offended.
01:17I am upset.
01:19But I can control myself.
01:20What about like Job from the Bible?
01:22No.
01:23No.
01:23You just said it again.
01:24Job.
01:25Oh, stop.
01:26More like a yobby.
01:28Did you guys not read the Bible?
01:30You guys-
01:31We can't read.
01:31Fun fact about me is I'm-
01:34Uh, I have an eight inch penis.
01:36Woo!
01:36Alright, that's the last episode we're ever doing.
01:39Also the point of the show is we forgot to say, uh, the point of the show is that we're
01:42gonna get a random person off the side of the road and we're gonna, uh, put that freak
01:45in the streets-
01:46Um, that freak will be in our, uh, dorm.
01:49Cut.
01:50For a little bit.
01:50Yeah, I was like a lifestyle-
01:52Yeah.
01:53I had friends, so-
01:54Pandemic YouTuber.
01:55Yeah, who just ripped ass?
01:56I'm eccles as this.
02:00Yeah.
02:24Tshhhha I had my friends, so-
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