00:00The first prank we ever did, you've all been to the Trafford Centre, right?
00:03Yeah.
00:04Been to the Trafford Centre.
00:05Who's not been to the Trafford Centre?
00:07You've never been?
00:08You're missing out.
00:10What the f***?
00:11It's well posh.
00:13Not a single pound shopping site.
00:16It's f***ing well good.
00:18It's well good, honestly.
00:20I remember going to the Trafford Centre and this is the first prank that we ever did,
00:23with the voice.
00:24So we've gone underground where we're parking and Kieran's sat next to me.
00:28He's gone, oh, Dad, do that prank that you do with that voice.
00:31Do that.
00:32I went, what do you mean?
00:33I went, hello.
00:34What to you?
00:34He went, no, do it out the window.
00:36It'll be well funnier.
00:38And this is where I first ever figured out that pranking is the f***ing bee's knees.
00:44Bee's knees, arms and elbows and the f***ing fringe on it.
00:48It's the best thing.
00:49So I'm sat in me coarser because I wasn't always rich.
00:54So I'm sat in me coarser, right?
00:56I swear to God.
00:57Just sat there and Kieran's sat there and he's going, oh, Dad, do the voice.
01:00And there's a bloke walking past with a load of bags, right?
01:03And his girlfriend behind him texting.
01:05Of course she was.
01:09And as he's walked past, Kieran just went, oh, Dad, do it.
01:13I went, hello.
01:16Right?
01:19Don't get me going because I remember it and it really f***ing gets me.
01:25So he's, oh, no.
01:30So he's walking past, right?
01:37So he's walking past.
01:41Hello?
01:42He went.
01:46And carried on.
01:48I went, hello?
01:52Hello?
01:53Hello?
01:54Hello?
01:55Can you hear me?
01:56Yeah, I can.
01:57Hello?
01:59Hello?
02:00Still got all these bags.
02:01Mrs. Latt, are you talking to?
02:04Shut up.
02:05I can hear a kid.
02:07Hello?
02:08Hello?
02:09Hello?
02:12Are you okay?
02:14Are you all right?
02:15No, I'm not.
02:18What can I, what, what can I, what, what can I, get off your phone.
02:22What can I do?
02:23Are you okay?
02:24Where are you?
02:25I'm here.
02:28I can see him now.
02:30I can see him now.
02:34Help me.
02:37Where, oh, drops his bags.
02:40I heard smashing so I knew it was expensive.
02:44Oh.
02:44Where, where are you?
02:46Under you!
02:50I'm out of me core, so the wind is down a little bit.
02:52I'm talking through it like, hello?
02:55Kieran, my lad's crying his eyes out.
02:58Crying.
02:59I'm not even confident he didn't wee, right?
03:02He's crying his eyes out.
03:03But this is where the first prank come from, right?
03:05He's crying.
03:07I've got a bloke.
03:08He's looking for no one.
03:11His missus still texting.
03:13Hello?
03:14Can you do something?
03:16I need your help.
03:19Okay.
03:20Okay.
03:20Well, can you tell me where you are?
03:22Excuse me.
03:23Excuse me.
03:23Come here.
03:24Come here.
03:24He's got about 15 people around him.
03:26There's a child.
03:28There's a child and he needs a help.
03:30His help.
03:31How can I help you?
03:32I need your help!
03:36Right, okay.
03:38Can you just tell me where you are?
03:41I'm under the car!
03:46I've got 15, 16 people looking under all the cars, looking for me.
03:56But to make it worse, I'm like, nope, not that one!
04:08But I've got this guy, the first lad, he thinks he's got a platoon behind him.
04:15He's like, ah!
04:20Under all the cars, I'm moving on.
04:23Okay, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
04:25Which car are you under?
04:27The heavy one!
04:3316, 15, 16 people all on their hands and knees looking for an absolute figment of my imagination
04:40is by far the funniest thing I've ever done.
04:45And then it gets funnier because as they're all on their hands and knees looking for me,
04:51Kieran just says, oh, Dad, I've got to poo.
04:54We've got to go.
04:55Dad, we've got to go.
04:56This is, I can't.
04:57We've got to go.
04:58So I went, right, come on, we'll go then.
05:00And this guy's just gone, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
05:02One, two, three, where are you?
05:09I'm here!
05:12Drobo.
05:14I went back two weeks later and they're all still looking.
05:18Oh my God, that's where the first prank ever come from.
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