00:00Just don't overreact about this, OK, Mum?
00:02I won't.
00:03I think Chardonnay's pregnant.
00:05Oh, my God!
00:07You said you wouldn't overreact, Mum.
00:09What have you been doing with Chardonnay to get pregnant?
00:11I've given her a kiss.
00:13It was on the lips.
00:14And I stuck my tongue in more than once.
00:17No, that's not how you get someone pregnant, Tim.
00:20That's how you...
00:21Sorry, excuse me, what's your name?
00:23Cisha.
00:23Cisha, right.
00:24Cisha's just said, yeah.
00:26No, Tim, because if that was the case,
00:27I'd always been bloody pregnant from Uncle Barrett.
00:30That's disgusting, Mum.
00:32You've kissed boys.
00:33Yeah?
00:33That's how you get pregnant, innit?
00:35Cisha has no idea how you get pregnant.
00:38Well, what are you going to do?
00:39Because I don't understand how you've got Chardonnay pregnant.
00:41I don't believe you.
00:42Well, I'll tell you what happened, Mum.
00:44We sat down, we started watching tele,
00:47and then one thing led to another.
00:49But what were you watching?
00:51We were watching shaving Ryan's privates.
00:55And then me and Chardonnay started kissing.
00:58No, Tim, you're three nearly six.
01:01I know.
01:03So we were watching that,
01:05and then Chardonnay said,
01:06well, you can come in and give you gifts back.
01:08She took a pregnancy test.
01:09Her last test she did was maths,
01:12and she didn't do very well at that.
01:13She took a pregnancy test.
01:13She took a pregnancy test.
01:13She took a pregnancy test.
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