00:00In a time before history, in a land of might and magic, when evil rises, heroes rise harder on their
00:11trusty purple muted thingies.
00:17Oh my gods, it's them! I'm a huge fan.
00:21Three heroes, Axe, Tyrus, and Gilius, level up to save the kingdom of Uria from the evil giant Death Adam.
00:30To defeat Death Adam, we need an actual plan.
00:33We're going to do what we do best. Face a series of progressively harder enemies until we have a big
00:38final battle with Death Adam.
00:40And then, we kill him for good.
00:42Until he's dead. All the way.
00:47Fire magic!
00:49I was hoping I could join your quest.
00:53Why don't you go first?
00:58Found the trap on the first try!
01:02And so our heroes fight all sorts of stuff.
01:05For Uria!
01:06That was for Uria.
01:08You better not be another mini-boss. You better be the final one!
01:12Legendary Q!
01:13It's just what us kitty cats do.
01:16I'm so excited, I'm gonna throw up!
01:18Because we're us!
01:21Sorry, we don't have a group name.
01:23We were barely getting along until eight minutes ago.
01:24Yeah!
01:26Sega!
01:27Shop first! Axe questions later!
01:30What else would you do with an axe?
01:31I don't know!
01:33Golden Axe!
01:34Whoa, like the game?
01:36Heck yeah! Let's freaking go!
01:38Now the game's game is that you can be a game.
01:38Let's go.
01:38All the games, guys.
01:39That's a game!
01:39I'll see you next time.
01:39Part 3.
01:40Thank you, Paralympus!
