00:00I've just paid him six quid for non-alcoholic tin and tonic.
00:04I've got a few police. How can I help?
00:06Is it possible to send a police car or something down to a Fesco Extra to mediate over a problem?
00:16What's the problem?
00:18Well, I've just gone in there and they've got these miniature Gordon tin with tonic.
00:27It's in the alcohol section. I'm going over the park. It's nice and cool and sitting in the shade.
00:33And I look at it. It's zero alcohol. And it's in the alcohol section.
00:39So they all look the same. And I just brought it back.
00:42And I said, he says, you've already drank one. And I says, OK, I'll pay for that one.
00:48And can I exchange the other ones? It cost me ÂŁ6 because I haven't got a Fesco card.
00:53OK, so this is not a police matter. You'll need to take that with Tesco. That's not a police matter.
00:58No, because I'm really angry. So I'll get arrested. Because I'll think...
01:03Why will you get arrested?
01:06Because I'm not having it. I've just paid him six quid for non-alcoholic tin and tonic.
01:11OK, you need to go and speak to Tesco. Calmly.
01:15I just... I just...
01:16At the moment, this is not a police matter. You'll need to take it further with them.
01:20Well, what do you suggest I do?
01:24You need to take it further with them.
01:25So I'll just take an alcoholic one, then, and I'll be done for Fesco.
01:28No, I'm not suggesting that. You need to speak to them calmly.
01:32And if you don't get anywhere, take it up with her head of Fesco.
01:35I don't know.
01:36It's just not a police matter. I'm going to clear the line.
01:38No, yeah.
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