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00:05Don't get me wrong, I love Rodgers. I think Rodgers is going to ride off into the sunset.
00:08I think we have a good chance to go to the AFC Championship game this year, but I will say,
00:14Drew Aller.
00:15I've been watching the Steelers all my whole life. He's Josh Allen. He's Josh Allen.
00:20They sadly was Josh Allen when he went to Penn State.
00:22Did they? Yeah. James Franklin was just a terrorist.
00:27See, I don't watch college football, but they said that coach ruined him.
00:30Let me say this. You know more college football than you and people give yourself credit for.
00:36Hey, how many signs are there, Josh? Let's do it. Can we do some today?
00:39You want to do some today? Yeah, I don't have a car. I don't have a car anymore.
00:42Okay. What? What does that have to do with the signs?
00:46Where's your car? We should do something about the car.
00:49Every conversation you have today, want to be on the staircase?
00:52No, no, let's get out. Let's get out of the stairs.
00:54Hey, what's going on with the car?
00:56Don't worry if that was not my car, bro.
00:57Did you sell it for the bush?
01:00I won't have a car. I won't have a car until Thursday night.
01:04I watch college football. That's what I'm talking about.
01:06Okay, but Penn State, they have the great offense?
01:09No, exactly.
01:10He came back for an extra year.
01:12This guy, too. He's like Dave. He doesn't know.
01:14It's a James Franklin. You don't know.
01:16I've watched so much more Turaler than you.
01:17He's Josh Allen. What are you talking about?
01:19Bro, do you see him in preseason?
01:21This guy thinks, oh, because he got a quarterback now.
01:23Now he was quiet.
01:24Oh, now he's too cool.
01:25He was quiet for fucking seven years, but now he's,
01:27now he's, oh, I got Caleb Williams now.
01:29I can talk.
01:30I got my nails paying, Jerry. What about you?
01:32I like Caleb Williams. I like him.
01:34Jerry.
01:34Did you see him, like, the pocket presence he had?
01:36How mature he was?
01:37Yeah, bro.
01:38Jerry, he's just mad that you might have a quarterback.
01:41And he doesn't want you to have one.
01:43It's not going to happen this year, but you'll see next year.
01:45Next year.
01:46Will Howard, we're done with.
01:48I like Will Howard, too.
01:49But we're done with him.
01:50I'm not done with Will.
01:51Know what Dave said on Wub today?
01:52What?
01:53J.J. McCarthy could win a playoff game in the next five years for Steelers.
01:57He's a games.
01:57Games for the Steelers.
01:59J.J. McCarthy?
02:01Steelers, yeah.
02:01He's clued.
02:02That ain't going to happen.
02:03He has to do a lot more to prove that he's good than one preseason game.
02:08Of course, yeah.
02:09But, like, you've seen him.
02:10Like, he's a big guy, bro.
02:11Right, right.
02:12But you're saying he's good on way less of a sample size than I'm saying he's bad.
02:17How bad was he at Penn State?
02:18How bad?
02:19Pretty bad.
02:19I mean, he never got better.
02:21I'm not saying he can't get better, but I'm saying, like, he has to show me more than one preseason
02:27game.
02:27He needs to earn Big Cat's trust back and belief back.
02:31That's what I'm saying.
02:32You didn't watch anything of his college career.
02:35So you're just like, oh, this guy's awesome.
02:38I had Jeff D. Lowe text me.
02:39I had Conor Griffin text me.
02:42Jeff D. Lowe text me.
02:43My friend from Pittsburgh who went to Penn State.
02:46All of them pretty much within, like, a 30-second span in the preseason game.
02:51Holy shit, you got your guy.
02:52Did you get any texts about Will Howard?
02:55No.
02:56He played great, though.
02:57He texted you.
02:58Oh, you did, yeah.
03:00We like Will.
03:01I like, listen, I like Will.
03:03Don't get me wrong.
03:03They're brain dead if they don't do this.
03:05I love Mason Rudolph.
03:07He's been a serviceable backup for us for a long time.
03:11He's won games for us, important games for us.
03:13I think you just go Rodgers, Will, and Drew.
03:17You're fucked.
03:18You see that interception from Shadossi?
03:19I've seen it.
03:20Ball slipped out of his hands.
03:21He said he slipped.
03:22Yeah.
03:22I don't believe him.
03:23It happens.
03:23I don't believe him.
03:24What do you think about Drew?
03:25You're scared of Drew.
03:26Why would I be scared of Drew?
03:27You're scared of Drew.
03:28You're scared of Drew.
03:28Because he completed 10 passes in the preseason game.
03:32Jerry, look.
03:33He's trembling.
03:34He's shaking.
03:35Just say you're scared of Drew.
03:36I'm not scared of Drew.
03:37What about why?
03:38Drew's family is a season ticket holder Browns fans.
03:41Really?
03:42Yes.
03:43Yeah, it'd be great.
03:43They've already got tickets to see Drew.
03:45He's from Cleveland.
03:46He's from Medina.
03:48Now that could be like, that's what scares me is he could be, it's like the one that got
03:52away.
03:53Yeah, he kills him right.
03:54Hey, who's that receiver you guys got?
03:56AC is talking about.
03:57Yeah.
03:58First round pick.
03:59He's good.
04:00That dude does so good.
04:01That kid looks good.
04:03Who's the quarterback?
04:03Who's the quarterback?
04:05Deshaun and Shador.
04:07And Watson?
04:08They're going to stop.
04:09Where have you been?
04:10I thought he went to prison.
04:12They're going to start Watson.
04:13Jerry, what if he turns back the clock?
04:15No, he's done.
04:15Wait, Dylan Gabriel's still there?
04:17Yeah.
04:17He was gone?
04:19They have too many quarterbacks.
04:20Jerry, he's horrible.
04:23What's up, buddy?
04:24Jerry, where you at?
04:26Uh, picking up my daughter and then getting ready to record.
04:29What's going on?
04:30No work today?
04:31What happened?
04:31I mean, I'm doing a show.
04:32I gotta drop them at my mom.
04:33Yeah, no, that's the thing.
04:33I was asking.
04:34Relax, calm down.
04:35You act like I'm fucking pissed off or something.
04:38What's the, what do you want me to do about the recap?
04:41Did you watch any of the episodes?
04:44No.
04:46All right, so then you don't have to do it.
04:47No, I'll do it.
04:48I want to do it.
04:49I'll do it.
04:49How are you going to do it if you don't know anything?
04:52I'm going to get some intel from, I got the Blutmans here.
04:55I'll get some intel from them and then we'll fucking, we'll be ready to rock, no?
05:00It's, it's, it's, it's pretty in depth.
05:02Like we're going to talk about, oh that section when they were sitting on the couch and like
05:07Dana says this to that person.
05:08Like it's pretty, it's kind of hard to like.
05:11You got this.
05:11Make the test.
05:13That's the thing.
05:14You haven't seen, we have access to five.
05:16I'm through five.
05:17The rest of the world is through four.
05:19Oh, so, so Kirk is through five too.
05:21Yes.
05:23How long are the episodes?
05:24Can I binge them right now or no?
05:26Two X speed.
05:26It's like an hour.
05:28What about two X speed?
05:29Yeah, it should be good, right?
05:29I don't know.
05:30You can try.
05:31How long will it take me to get to one through five?
05:34I don't know, two and a half hours, I guess.
05:36Rico, this recap that you're recording is for the next episode that comes out?
05:42The next two, it's four and five.
05:45Oh, Jerry, we got to get you up to speed.
05:47You need to get voted out.
05:49Ella throws a big hissy fit.
05:51She's like that.
05:52She throws a lot of hissy fits when she gets voted off.
05:54Like what's going to be is going to be, I'm just like really embarrassed.
05:58I kind of had a feeling this was going to happen.
06:00Like I kind of just feel like I'm always the joke here.
06:04All these people.
06:08She was very upset.
06:09Like, man, I hate working here.
06:12Why do I work here?
06:13She said, everyone always gets me out for stuff.
06:15She got very excited after she was crying because Kadic got voted out.
06:20And she's like, oh, now we can hang out, go drink beer.
06:22Can't do that because we can't let people in the outside world know you've been voted out.
06:26Whatever.
06:27Kadic, very upset.
06:28He gets voted out.
06:29It was a clean sweep.
06:30He was shocked he got voted out.
06:31Couldn't believe it.
06:32Who was on his tribe?
06:33It was Roan.
06:35It was Roan.
06:36Who was on that tribe?
06:38Roan.
06:39Annika Meek.
06:40Annika Meek.
06:41That was a lot of cinnamon.
06:41That was a lot of cinnamon.
06:42That was a lot of cinnamon.
06:43That was a lot of cinnamon.
06:44What's her name then, girl?
06:45Anna.
06:46She put way too much cinnamon in that.
06:48She doubled, tripled up on that.
06:49I thought you were going to say this is bad.
06:51So Kadic and Ella done first episode.
06:53Yes.
06:53And the caveat of that.
06:55Who snaked them?
06:55Who snaked them?
06:56Nobody snaked them because.
06:57Well, actually, Ella.
06:59See, that's the thing.
07:00I will say this.
07:02Like, whatever's.
07:03I don't know the background, but like.
07:04You got to keep.
07:06You got to get the power players out.
07:08So Ella.
07:09You can't eliminate fucking weak links off the bat.
07:12So here's what happened.
07:12Ella and Dante tried to vote Tommy out after Tommy said he's willing to work with both of them.
07:18For some reason, they decided to try and get Tommy out.
07:21And Tommy was willing to vote a New York person out.
07:25Yeah.
07:25He's got a ton of drama going on.
07:27But.
07:28What happens is we predicted.
07:30You get to the numbers.
07:31Now it's a merge.
07:31It's a great selling book.
07:33It's in here somewhere.
07:34But, um.
07:34Yep.
07:36Fucking shit.
07:38Fucking shit.
07:39Looks like a bad shelf.
07:41Yeah.
07:41Shut the fuck up, Jerry.
07:42Go take your fucking hard way of the green.
07:44Shove it up your ass.
07:45All right.
07:45Summer is here and nothing goes better than hanging out with the boys than a can of Mountain Dew.
07:52We have camp coming up.
07:53Running around.
07:54Playing freeze tag.
07:55Doing jackknifes and cannonballs.
07:57And then going back to our cabins and refreshing with a wonderful citrus kick of Mountain Dew.
08:03An American original.
08:04Born in the foothills of Tennessee.
08:05Tasting great since 48.
08:07Grab some Mountain Dew.
08:08Hang out with your boys.
08:09Play and sip some Dew.
08:11Tasting great since 48.
08:13Mountain Dew.
08:20Don't regularly sit here.
08:22Just don't move.
08:24Move.
08:25Move.
08:25Move.
08:25I'm not going to do anything.
08:27You're sitting in a spot.
08:28You don't usually sit in.
08:31True.
08:33I'm not going to be clear.
08:35You're going to have to go in the side door.
08:37It's fine.
08:39Is he waiting for someone?
08:41Yeah.
08:43My good friend, PFT, asked me if I had any questions that I'm trying to prep him for his interview.
08:48I did ask him if there was any questions from the mind of Che.
08:51Oh, I have a weird question.
08:53Huh?
08:54That's in my mind that I can tell you.
08:55He doesn't like singing to it.
08:57He doesn't like to sing it to.
09:00That's why I came here.
09:02Che, I'm glad I asked you.
09:04Yeah.
09:04That's a good question for me.
09:05I feel like that would get annoying.
09:07What's the question?
09:08I want to save it.
09:09I want to save it for you so you're here for the first time.
09:11You'll know.
09:12Yeah.
09:12I will.
09:13Yeah, you'll know exactly what I want to do.
09:15Because imagine like every day at our gym, you just have to take like a one-hour break
09:20and sing a little piece.
09:22It'd probably suck.
09:23Mm-hmm.
09:24All right.
09:26Well, Dave makes his pledge allegiance to the school every day.
09:30You're not done.
09:33Oh, I guess you're not close to that.
09:36Do you see me?
09:37Yeah.
09:37I thought you guys were-
09:38I thought you guys were-
09:39Oh, yeah.
09:41I thought that was next Tuesday.
09:42I thought that was next Tuesday.
09:43I thought that was next Tuesday.
09:44I thought that was next Tuesday.
09:44You always say to my close personal friend, Peter.
09:47And he didn't know he was coming?
09:48That's crazy.
09:50I thought that was next Tuesday.
09:52No, no.
09:52Is he really?
09:53Why do you think Che is sitting right here?
09:56What?
09:57What?
09:58I always sit here, buddy.
10:00Scale of one, two, ten.
10:02There's the Che excited scale.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Pretty high.
10:06But we're going to keep our cool.
10:08It's all about keeping your composure.
10:10Can't get too high with the highs, low with the lows.
10:12Gonna probably introduce myself as well he does for a living.
10:16Let's do it.
10:18Hey, thanks.
10:19It was so electric.
10:21So it was like me, Eddie, and Chief, and then White Sox Dave.
10:26White Sox Dave was literally next to me.
10:28And I couldn't even.
10:30So I got the perfect ball flight and everything.
10:33And then, look, I turned to try to find White Sox Dave.
10:38He was already in the concourse.
10:39He was gone.
10:40He's gone.
10:41He's gone.
10:42I pointed out and he was gone.
10:43He left.
10:44He said that he knew it was gone off the bat.
10:46And he was like, I'm out of here.
10:48We have, I was telling Juliana, we have a bunch of Cubs fans sitting in seats that they
10:53normally don't see.
10:54Ah.
10:55Like, waiting.
10:55Yeah.
10:56Like, you'll see some of these guys.
10:58Like, this guy right here, he's never sat in his seat.
11:01Ever?
11:01Never sat in his seat before.
11:03What's up, man?
11:04Neither has Doug.
11:05Doug's never sat in his seat before.
11:06It's not Doug, Doug.
11:08How are you?
11:09Good.
11:10Come over there.
11:1210 out of 10 interactions.
11:13Did I keep my cool?
11:14Did I keep my cool or did I keep my cool?
11:16Yeah.
11:16Am I going to ask for an autograph later?
11:18I hope so.
11:19But, I kept my cool.
11:21Did you expect to see Dave here today?
11:24I mean, he vanished into thin air.
11:26I thought I might never see him.
11:27I was a little bit worried around 11 o'clock.
11:29Hadn't seen him yet.
11:30But, I'm glad he's here.
11:32You know what's really fucking funny?
11:34Is, I get inundated with tweets.
11:37Inundated?
11:38365 days a year about how these six games are the White Sox World Series.
11:43And, all I've heard from Cubs fans for the last 24 hours is,
11:46Oh, yeah.
11:47Go PCA.
11:48Go Cubs go.
11:49Who's winning series is it?
11:50That's a point.
11:51That is good.
11:52No, it's not.
11:53No, it's not.
11:53It's not a good point.
11:55You don't often get a brawl in the bleachers.
11:58A walk off home.
11:59Did you ever think of a Cubs versus White Sox game?
12:02It is constant.
12:03The last three years, it has not been constant.
12:05And you know that.
12:06The rivalry has been dead.
12:07That is bullshit.
12:08No, it's not bullshit.
12:10First of all, I wasn't even done with my fucking sentence.
12:12Number one, Dave.
12:13It was the combination.
12:14The atmosphere was crazy.
12:16It was a perfect night.
12:17PCA walk off.
12:18Yeah, if you can't get excited about that, no one's crowning anybody.
12:21It has been your World Series because you guys have been terrible.
12:24It's the only meaningful game.
12:25It's the only meaningful game you've had for a long time.
12:28So you guys would hype it up when you won.
12:30Congratulations.
12:31You're a better team now.
12:32First of all, I'm not on the White Sox and you're not on the Cubs.
12:33So it's not you guys and we.
12:35That is.
12:36You are.
12:37You shut up.
12:39You shut up.
12:40You shut up over there.
12:40You shut up over there.
12:42Second of all.
12:44Don't say we.
12:45Don't say we.
12:46Don't say we.
12:47Don't say we.
12:48PCA walks out in the middle of this fight.
12:50I am calling out the hypocrisy of it.
12:52I'm not saying that.
12:54That Cubs fans are for the last.
12:57Every fucking day.
12:58Oh, the White Sox.
12:59We don't care about the White Sox.
13:00We don't care about the White Sox.
13:02This is your World Series.
13:03Is it not your World Series right now?
13:05Is it not Cubs fans World Series right now?
13:07No.
13:07It was a fun game.
13:09Yeah, it was a fun game.
13:10Yeah.
13:11Yeah.
13:11It's a very fun game.
13:13Correct.
13:14Yeah.
13:14White Sox, Dave is only waiting here so that when PCA comes through,
13:18he can get up and down and leave, right?
13:19I've never seen him sit on this couch.
13:21Well, that's the thing.
13:22It's been quiet to me.
13:23I loved it.
13:24When PCA comes through, White Sox, Dave, much like last night,
13:27will be getting up, walking straight away, correct?
13:30I like watching your keep playing.
13:32That's not what I need to hear right now, Steve.
13:34I need you to tell me to fuck myself like a real fan would.
13:38Steve, I'm going to ask for an autograph.
13:40He's wearing a fucking PCA jersey.
13:43Is it a good picture?
13:45Yeah, speaking of really cool and whatever.
13:47What's up, Steve?
13:48Yeah, I know.
13:48I know, man.
13:51Get in there.
13:52This ice cream is getting a lot of play today.
13:54I'm my favorite baseball player.
13:55Thanks, dawg.
13:55I heard you only got into the ball like a year and a half ago.
13:59Yeah.
13:59No, well, we moved here like two weeks before you made your debut.
14:03No shit.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Good timing.
14:05Yeah.
14:05So I was like, oh, this guy.
14:06Fucking 52.
14:07Flying out of the outfield.
14:08And then in 2024, you played a lot.
14:10Do you remember this guy?
14:11What's up, man?
14:12Long time no see.
14:13My bodyguard.
14:14No way.
14:16Watch out.
14:16There you go.
14:17He remembers you.
14:18Yeah, I was clearing people out.
14:19You go to the bathroom.
14:20Yeah.
14:21So then when I saw you at the Bears game, I was like,
14:24I texted him.
14:25I was like, Rick, like, I just ran into PCA.
14:28He asked about you.
14:29And Rick's like, no fucking way.
14:31And I was like, yeah, no fucking way, dude.
14:33He did not ask about you.
14:33You know what I mean?
14:34He said he would never be.
14:37I don't know if I got many butch nights in my future anymore.
14:40Yeah.
14:41I made it down as well.
14:41Yeah.
14:43I did it a couple of times.
14:45Yeah, that was good.
14:46All right.
14:47Can I get a pick too, bro?
14:48Yeah, yeah.
14:48I'll see you on the field tonight before I check.
14:50Yeah.
14:51Yeah.
14:53Have a good one, Max.
14:54Knocked me dead.
14:55Yeah.
14:55How's it going?
14:56How's it going?
15:00You had the straightest face walking over here.
15:02I thought you were going to crack.
15:04No.
15:04No, it's real.
15:05It's not going to crack.
15:06I just don't really have much to say right now.
15:09It's fine.
15:10It's been a long way since the first time you sat down.
15:13Yeah.
15:14I didn't think you were going to be any good.
15:16That's why you were so complimentary.
15:18Yeah.
15:19Yeah.
15:19That's why you were so nice to me.
15:21Yeah.
15:22I thought you were like a light hitting utility outfield.
15:24Yeah.
15:25Slap a few balls around, steal a few bases.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Yeah.
15:28Yeah.
15:30Much to my dismay.
15:31I hate to see it.
15:32I hope you strike out literally every FAT you've added.
15:35And it drives me insane that you are on this like Barry Bonds like pace this year.
15:42So.
15:43It's going to be regular.
15:44It's going to be a regular thing.
15:46I have the same.
15:47Yeah.
15:48I feel the same way.
15:49You accepted it?
15:49I kind of accepted it.
15:50He was having a field day in the first half.
15:52First couple of months.
15:53This year?
15:54Yeah.
15:55First couple of weeks this year.
15:57I think you were into May where like, is this guy even good?
16:00I'm a slow starter, dog.
16:01I'm a slow starter.
16:02Well, you started on fire last year and then you hit the bet.
16:05No, I didn't.
16:05I started off slow last year.
16:07Oh, well, no.
16:08In the second half, I obviously shit the bet, but I started off slow last year too.
16:11Then you got hot.
16:12It wasn't as slow as this year, but it was like a solid three weeks of suck.
16:16And then, then I did whatever I did.
16:18Yeah.
16:18Yeah.
16:19But this year I'm maintaining.
16:20You are.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Scary hour.
16:22Because I hate Cubs fans.
16:25They're awful.
16:26Awful.
16:26Awful baseball fans.
16:29You have kind of become the center.
16:31You're the face of hate.
16:32Yeah, the face of hate for me.
16:34Good.
16:34So, because of that, I literally feel my job.
16:39It's, it's, I, I'm going to give you one compliment and that's it.
16:46You're the guy that 29 teams hate and one team lost.
16:50Yeah.
16:50I had AD present you with that.
16:52Obviously, he didn't put up your numbers.
16:53Yeah.
16:54But he got booed in 29 stadiums.
16:56Sure did.
16:56We loved him.
16:57So.
16:57Yeah.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Doing something right, man.
17:00Yeah.
17:00That means you are.
17:01So.
17:01Yeah.
17:02You're ready to get going.
17:03Oh shit.
17:04We got to go up to that dump again.
17:05Yeah, we got to record a podcast.
17:07Hi, how are you?
17:07Nice to meet you.
17:08Nice to meet you.
17:08Thanks for your service.
17:10You'd be cute.
17:10You'd be cute.
17:14He's really nervous.
17:15His name's Big T.
17:19He made me do this.
17:21Yeah, he's a, he's a big boy though.
17:25Not a seven year old.
17:26He's a big boy.
17:27Awesome.
17:27Thanks so much.
17:28Thanks.
17:33Bang.
17:33That wasn't too bad.
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