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The show wraps up with our favorite Friday game, "Dead to me!" Joint practices' importance, NFL Preseason, Charlotte Hornets, and what is up with these trending Chanel shoes with no soles?! F1 is BACK alongside car floor boiled eggs! 

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00:00All right. Let's bury some people. You're dead to me. I got a couple today. My first one
00:09just goes to joint practices. Joint practices are dead to me. And it's not that I don't see
00:15the importance of them, but the over magnification of joint practices is dead to me. It's become too
00:24much. I agree. I stand with Saquon Barkley. I think that we've gotten crazy about this.
00:29The coaches, they all get their tickle sticks going about it because they get to control
00:33the environment. Everybody's hot as hell. There's brouhaha's. It's not real. And now I don't
00:39get any kind of entertainment at all. At least last week, I got a drive. I don't even get
00:43to drive this upcoming week. So joint practices are dead to me. Also dead to me, the Charlotte
00:52Hornets. That's so embarrassing. You're sitting here and you're making a trophy for winning
00:58a play in game, not even making the playoffs out of said play in game. And I just, I just
01:06find that so sad. I find that so sad and pathetic, but what should I expect from the Hornets dead
01:14to me? Leroy?
01:15I'm going to stick with football and say the whole preseason.
01:22Preseason's job and goal was to get young players and veteran players in shape to play football
01:32during the season. And now they play an additional game. And for the last two years, ever since
01:38everybody went to this, let's keep everybody safe for football, football the first couple
01:44of weeks has been hot garbage. And so I blame football for it. I blame that these people
01:51don't see that we're not ready for football when the season starts. And how can we prepare
01:59our team for that? This team has a boatload of young players that are going to be playing
02:06football for a long period of time. This year, more football than they've ever played. And
02:13you're going to warm them into it? Young players? No, you got to set the tone. You got to show
02:19them how to be professionals.
02:21Got to say hi to the champ.
02:22And getting like, oh, I'm only going to do three players. As a young guy? No, you do that
02:29for the veterans.
02:30Right.
02:31And you don't have any. You got a couple and they ain't playing. So I'm just frustrated
02:37because I don't want to hear anybody on any team complain about slobby football the first
02:43two weeks of football. Because in your efforts to keep somebody healthy and safe, now we're
02:50going to have a whole bunch of soft tissue injuries because they're going to crank their
02:54body up to get ready for football and they ain't going to be ready. Watch. Watch what
02:58happens.
03:01Jennifer, who's dead to you?
03:05Well, whoever decided that this was okay and decided to trigger me this past week, they're
03:12dead to me. Because what do you mean this got approved and now we're trying to make shoes
03:19with no soles become a thing? What? I don't like it. Chanel, look at her dirty feet. Yeah,
03:26that's just disgusting. That's disgusting. You know what's crazy? I didn't even look at
03:30her face. Exactly. What makes you think I want those shoes? And why is she trying to
03:36walk like she still has heels? Like she's a princess or something. Who is that? Margaret
03:42Quali? Yeah. I don't know who that is. I don't know. She's a very famous mother. I'm trying
03:51to remember what part it is. But either way, it's like also they're Chanel and I could only
03:57imagine the price of these shoes. You're going to sell me shoes for like thousands of dollars
04:02with no soles. You know, I'm going to put a quarter in her cup. Her mom is Andy McDowell.
04:09Oh. Yes, yes, yes. She's very famous. Very famous. She's like, how gay? What is this?
04:17No? I'm going to get a picture for you. I know Andy McDowell. She's got like, she's dark hair,
04:24blue eyes, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Curly, dark hair. Well, now she has salt and pepper.
04:30I've seen the mom. I know who the mom is. I see her in a ton of stuff. Yeah. She's
04:34super famous.
04:35Why can't she afford shoes for her daughter? The thing is, her daughter is pretty famous
04:40too. Yes. What's her daughter in? What'd you say? She's in the movie Barefoot and Bregnant.
04:51Pregnant? I don't know. That goes with Barefoot. She did a show in The Maid. She was married.
04:58She just did that substance movie. This is Happy Gilmore 2. Yeah, she was in Happy Gilmore 2.
05:02She did this substance movie with Demi Moore. I actually kind of recognize her. I just don't
05:09recognize her with her stupid shoes. Yeah. Yeah, because we didn't even look. It's ridiculous.
05:15Look at that. Look how dirty her feet is. And why is she walking on her tippy toes to like
05:19try to act like she's on. To love graceful or something. To sell the shoes. She's foot muddling
05:26there, except it's not working. I think the thing that I find annoying about it is Chanel's just
05:31sitting back here and they're like, they've been making shoes for what, 100 years. And
05:36it's like, they probably have done all the shoe ideas. And they're just like, what if we
05:40make half a shoe, darling? We'll sell it for a billion dollars. And then some idiots.
05:46How much it is. And then some, yeah. And then some idiots just like, oh, this Chanel, it's
05:53called the heel. They haven't announced it yet. They haven't announced how much it costs.
05:58Exclusive. Yeah. Why would you announce? Why would you want this? It's not even, it's not
06:02even a shoe. It's the ingredients of a shoe. It's crazy. It says I can cost anywhere up to
06:09$1,500 to $2,700. For a heel? For what? That's crazy. Exactly. This is what irks me. This is
06:17what
06:17triggers me. Okay. What are we doing? I don't trust fashion and I don't trust Art Basel. Like
06:22this is the soul. This is the whole. Agreed. This is the equivalent to the banana. Yeah, exactly.
06:28It's just like, oh, oh, your shoes have shoes. Don't you want to be one with earth, but not all
06:34one with earth. She doesn't live in Florida. Oh no. She might with this. No, she would cook
06:42her feet. Wouldn't you want to protect the soul? What is more sensitive, the heel or the
06:48sole? I feel like you'd want to have at least the arch protected. No, the sole is more sensitive.
06:54Like the heel is actually like a pretty solid part of your foot. Are you sure this is real?
07:00Yes. It's totally real. Like why would I? That's crazy. I don't know. This is so real.
07:04I just don't know. How is the world getting dumber? I don't know. You know somebody's going
07:10to wear those too. When's the next, when does LaMelo ball with us to a game?
07:17Listen. More like Shea Gildress Alexander would be the type to wear those. Oh, that's true.
07:22My dude, I don't like toes. I don't like seeing people's toes. Okay. My toes are fine. I can
07:27see mine too. Every other people's, no. I don't show toes.
07:32Imagine we were wearing these. Oh my, I would pay money.
07:40I'm going to help him tie it. Are they like one size fits all? I'm so curious.
07:45No, it literally looks like she went on Survivor and that's what she could make. I can make a
07:49heel protector as my shoe, not a shoe. It's crazy. It's ridiculous. And why is there two
07:55knots on this? And she looks so uncomfortable. She's just like, this is stupid, isn't it?
08:00I would be too. Because it's hot. Her feet are just dirty too. It's making me mad. Take
08:05it off. I know. I'm telling you. I'm like, you're a beautiful young lady. What's up with
08:13them dirty ass feet? I don't know. Brittany, who's dead to you? So I have two. I have like
08:25to make sure everybody knows. F1 is officially back, baby. Oh! Summer break is dead to me.
08:33Wow. Summer break is dead to me. I just need to let you guys know. Prepare to be sick of
08:36me. As we are in the thick of the season now. What do we got? The Daytona 500?
08:44I mean, can I give you a minus one? You have the buttons. Minus one. I support you in all
08:54that you do. I feel like you supported me. We're in my job a little bit. Because it's
08:58a bad take. It's not my fault you had a bad take. So yeah, summer break is dead to me.
09:07But also, braking car assistance. The braking assistance on cars. You guys know what I'm
09:13talking about? How your car senses that you're getting too close to something. So it brakes
09:17automatically for you. So this morning on my drive to work, I was driving and somebody
09:24decided that they were going to turn very slowly into a parking lot. And I had it all under
09:31control. I was braking. We were just fine. And my car didn't like that. I didn't think
09:35that I was braking with much urgency. So it decided to brake for me and slam the brakes
09:39so hard that my eggs, my hard-boiled eggs that I had in the seat next to me to eat
09:46for
09:46breakfast went flying in my car.
09:50Yeesh.
09:50Yeah, but they have a shell. They were protected.
09:52No, no, no, no, no. They were already... I had already unpeeled them.
09:55Oh, so you got some extra salt and pepper.
09:58I was eating them on my way to work.
10:00That's a stinky mess.
10:01I'm so sorry, Brittany. That's the worst.
10:03That's a stinky mess.
10:04It was awful. And then I couldn't reach, like, I couldn't reach to the bottom of my seat to
10:09grab, like, my back because my purse also fell on top of the eggs just to make everything
10:13better. And so I couldn't grab any of it. So I'm just driving down the street today and
10:20my egg, you could just see the egg sitting on my purse.
10:24That's rough. That's bad. I mean, it's not as bad.
10:28The egg is just sitting on my purse.
10:34Shmethen says, eating boiled eggs in your car, were you raised by wolves?
10:38I was eating breakfast on the way to work.
10:41Protein.
10:42How is that crazy?
10:45That's a gamble.
10:46That's a gamble.
10:47How is that a gamble?
10:48That's a gamble.
10:49It's an easy travel food.
10:53It's an easy travel food.
10:54Also, they serve these things to you in school.
10:57Are you housing the eggs on, like, one bite?
10:59Like, what do you, because, I mean.
11:02If it wasn't one bite, it wouldn't be on the floor.
11:07Because there's always, like, the yolk remnants, even with it being hard-boiled, like, it kind
11:12of flakes off a little bit.
11:14No, it doesn't.
11:15A little bit.
11:16Let it be careful.
11:18Oh, okay.
11:19Okay, chicken wing bone.
11:20Like, I'm going to believe you.
11:23Imagine looking over there, like, see Brittany Housen.
11:27I just eat my eggs.
11:28I eat them in two bites.
11:29Usually, I just take one bite.
11:31I keep it in my hand.
11:32And then I take the last bite.
11:34Very graceful when she eats, guys.
11:37Very graceful.
11:38So, yeah, I couldn't have my eggs this morning.
11:40So, I'm a little hangry right now.
11:41Not going to lie.
11:42Maybe that's why I sound a little funny with the jamborel thing.
11:44At least you didn't get into a fender bender, though.
11:46Thank God.
11:47No, thankfully.
11:47I was fine.
11:48I was never going to hit the car in front of me.
11:50I don't know what was wrong with my car.
11:52It's stupid.
11:53This is why, you know, the older the car, the better.
11:56This is why I don't trust robots.
11:57No.
12:00Can't even do a simple task of letting you finish your eggs.
12:05And yet, somehow.
12:06And the most, like, humiliating part was just, like, the whole drive to work, just seeing
12:10my eggs.
12:11Oh, that's always a bad, yeah.
12:14In the heat.
12:16No, I was able to throw them away when I got here, so.
12:18All right, that's good.
12:19My car won't be stinky, but.
12:21Well, you hope.
12:22I mean, there could be, there could be a straggler.
12:27Like, never know.
12:28Let's try, but there's not.
12:30Keith says, he just likes saying burro.
12:33Shut up, dude.
12:33You don't know the bit.
12:38Guys, I found more pictures.
12:41No.
12:41Wait, look, it's not even on her foot.
12:43Look how pissed off she is.
12:46I want to know how much the person who came up with this dumbass idea got.
12:51Look at this.
12:52She's so mad.
12:54At least she's on carpet.
12:56I mean, she's not walking the streets barefoot.
13:00And she got us a jacked up big toe, too.
13:02Listen, I know this big toes.
13:04Go back.
13:04Yep.
13:05Look at that left foot.
13:07She got a little bunion coming.
13:08See it?
13:09I see it.
13:10Oh, yeah.
13:12Yeah, you better put some socks on, girl.
13:14That thing ain't going to get better.
13:15She looks like she could cut on a dime, though.
13:18Isn't it sad how there's, like, three models of the same shoe?
13:20And all her toes look the same length.
13:22That is freaky.
13:24You're right.
13:25This is why we don't wear shoes like that.
13:27That's those Fred Flintstone feet.
13:29She got the capybara feet.
13:34Capybara.
13:35Capybara.
13:36It's crazy.
13:37That's why she's miserable.
13:39She's like, well, at least they're paying me.
13:40Right.
13:41Because I'm getting paid, but I look like a capybara.
13:43You want me to what?
13:44Does it look like she has, like, sound-canceling headphones on or something like that?
13:49Like, she doesn't want to hear the criticism or people saying, put some shoes on.
13:53I just love how it's slipping off the back heel.
13:56Yeah.
13:56Horrible.
13:57Horrendous.
13:58Look at that.
14:00This has to be worse than when a sock gets off, like, while you're wearing a shoe.
14:07Oh, when the sock rolls up in your shoe?
14:08Yes.
14:09Oh, that's the worst.
14:10That's the worst.
14:11The worst.
14:12Because you're always doing something, and it's annoying you, and you don't have time to stop and fix it.
14:18Yes.
14:18Oh, yeah.
14:21Oh, my goodness.
14:22He's got them capybara feet, dude.
14:26We literally have nothing to do on Friday.
14:29We're going to sit here.
14:31That is, like, listen, you better be on a beach in a bikini if you're barefoot.
14:37End of story.
14:39Not just walking down the street.
14:43Unless you're in your bikini coming from the beach, of course.
14:47Man, that's crazy.
14:49But I think the thing that's most annoying about it is you know somebody was in a fashion meeting being
14:54like, this is the thing, darling.
14:56And they're like, look.
14:56You're so innovative.
14:57Oh, you're the devils that wear Prada.
15:02You know, just so great.
15:03So great.
15:05They're the inspiration for the third movie.
15:08I watched, like, the first ten minutes of it that was out.
15:12It's honestly kind of the same thing as the first one.
15:16Anne Hathaway is a mess and Meryl Streep is stuck up.
15:19No, actually, it's kind of reversed, though.
15:22Oh, she becomes the stuck up one.
15:24Not stuck up, but she's the one that's kind of saving Meryl Streep.
15:29I don't like that.
15:29But then at the end, she pulls the same thing that she did in the first movie, like, in the
15:33limo or whatever.
15:34Just basically, yeah.
15:37Meryl doesn't need saving.
15:39She doesn't.
15:40She's one step ahead.
15:42Just like that girl with the shoe.
15:45Man, what a terrible idea.
15:46Man, what a terrible idea.
15:46Man, what a terrible idea.
15:47Man, what a terrible idea.
15:47Man, what a terrible idea.
15:47Man, what a terrible idea.
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