00:00All right. Let's bury some people. You're dead to me. I got a couple today. My first one
00:09just goes to joint practices. Joint practices are dead to me. And it's not that I don't see
00:15the importance of them, but the over magnification of joint practices is dead to me. It's become too
00:24much. I agree. I stand with Saquon Barkley. I think that we've gotten crazy about this.
00:29The coaches, they all get their tickle sticks going about it because they get to control
00:33the environment. Everybody's hot as hell. There's brouhaha's. It's not real. And now I don't
00:39get any kind of entertainment at all. At least last week, I got a drive. I don't even get
00:43to drive this upcoming week. So joint practices are dead to me. Also dead to me, the Charlotte
00:52Hornets. That's so embarrassing. You're sitting here and you're making a trophy for winning
00:58a play in game, not even making the playoffs out of said play in game. And I just, I just
01:06find that so sad. I find that so sad and pathetic, but what should I expect from the Hornets dead
01:14to me? Leroy?
01:15I'm going to stick with football and say the whole preseason.
01:22Preseason's job and goal was to get young players and veteran players in shape to play football
01:32during the season. And now they play an additional game. And for the last two years, ever since
01:38everybody went to this, let's keep everybody safe for football, football the first couple
01:44of weeks has been hot garbage. And so I blame football for it. I blame that these people
01:51don't see that we're not ready for football when the season starts. And how can we prepare
01:59our team for that? This team has a boatload of young players that are going to be playing
02:06football for a long period of time. This year, more football than they've ever played. And
02:13you're going to warm them into it? Young players? No, you got to set the tone. You got to show
02:19them how to be professionals.
02:21Got to say hi to the champ.
02:22And getting like, oh, I'm only going to do three players. As a young guy? No, you do that
02:29for the veterans.
02:30Right.
02:31And you don't have any. You got a couple and they ain't playing. So I'm just frustrated
02:37because I don't want to hear anybody on any team complain about slobby football the first
02:43two weeks of football. Because in your efforts to keep somebody healthy and safe, now we're
02:50going to have a whole bunch of soft tissue injuries because they're going to crank their
02:54body up to get ready for football and they ain't going to be ready. Watch. Watch what
02:58happens.
03:01Jennifer, who's dead to you?
03:05Well, whoever decided that this was okay and decided to trigger me this past week, they're
03:12dead to me. Because what do you mean this got approved and now we're trying to make shoes
03:19with no soles become a thing? What? I don't like it. Chanel, look at her dirty feet. Yeah,
03:26that's just disgusting. That's disgusting. You know what's crazy? I didn't even look at
03:30her face. Exactly. What makes you think I want those shoes? And why is she trying to
03:36walk like she still has heels? Like she's a princess or something. Who is that? Margaret
03:42Quali? Yeah. I don't know who that is. I don't know. She's a very famous mother. I'm trying
03:51to remember what part it is. But either way, it's like also they're Chanel and I could only
03:57imagine the price of these shoes. You're going to sell me shoes for like thousands of dollars
04:02with no soles. You know, I'm going to put a quarter in her cup. Her mom is Andy McDowell.
04:09Oh. Yes, yes, yes. She's very famous. Very famous. She's like, how gay? What is this?
04:17No? I'm going to get a picture for you. I know Andy McDowell. She's got like, she's dark hair,
04:24blue eyes, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Curly, dark hair. Well, now she has salt and pepper.
04:30I've seen the mom. I know who the mom is. I see her in a ton of stuff. Yeah. She's
04:34super famous.
04:35Why can't she afford shoes for her daughter? The thing is, her daughter is pretty famous
04:40too. Yes. What's her daughter in? What'd you say? She's in the movie Barefoot and Bregnant.
04:51Pregnant? I don't know. That goes with Barefoot. She did a show in The Maid. She was married.
04:58She just did that substance movie. This is Happy Gilmore 2. Yeah, she was in Happy Gilmore 2.
05:02She did this substance movie with Demi Moore. I actually kind of recognize her. I just don't
05:09recognize her with her stupid shoes. Yeah. Yeah, because we didn't even look. It's ridiculous.
05:15Look at that. Look how dirty her feet is. And why is she walking on her tippy toes to like
05:19try to act like she's on. To love graceful or something. To sell the shoes. She's foot muddling
05:26there, except it's not working. I think the thing that I find annoying about it is Chanel's just
05:31sitting back here and they're like, they've been making shoes for what, 100 years. And
05:36it's like, they probably have done all the shoe ideas. And they're just like, what if we
05:40make half a shoe, darling? We'll sell it for a billion dollars. And then some idiots.
05:46How much it is. And then some, yeah. And then some idiots just like, oh, this Chanel, it's
05:53called the heel. They haven't announced it yet. They haven't announced how much it costs.
05:58Exclusive. Yeah. Why would you announce? Why would you want this? It's not even, it's not
06:02even a shoe. It's the ingredients of a shoe. It's crazy. It says I can cost anywhere up to
06:09$1,500 to $2,700. For a heel? For what? That's crazy. Exactly. This is what irks me. This is
06:17what
06:17triggers me. Okay. What are we doing? I don't trust fashion and I don't trust Art Basel. Like
06:22this is the soul. This is the whole. Agreed. This is the equivalent to the banana. Yeah, exactly.
06:28It's just like, oh, oh, your shoes have shoes. Don't you want to be one with earth, but not all
06:34one with earth. She doesn't live in Florida. Oh no. She might with this. No, she would cook
06:42her feet. Wouldn't you want to protect the soul? What is more sensitive, the heel or the
06:48sole? I feel like you'd want to have at least the arch protected. No, the sole is more sensitive.
06:54Like the heel is actually like a pretty solid part of your foot. Are you sure this is real?
07:00Yes. It's totally real. Like why would I? That's crazy. I don't know. This is so real.
07:04I just don't know. How is the world getting dumber? I don't know. You know somebody's going
07:10to wear those too. When's the next, when does LaMelo ball with us to a game?
07:17Listen. More like Shea Gildress Alexander would be the type to wear those. Oh, that's true.
07:22My dude, I don't like toes. I don't like seeing people's toes. Okay. My toes are fine. I can
07:27see mine too. Every other people's, no. I don't show toes.
07:32Imagine we were wearing these. Oh my, I would pay money.
07:40I'm going to help him tie it. Are they like one size fits all? I'm so curious.
07:45No, it literally looks like she went on Survivor and that's what she could make. I can make a
07:49heel protector as my shoe, not a shoe. It's crazy. It's ridiculous. And why is there two
07:55knots on this? And she looks so uncomfortable. She's just like, this is stupid, isn't it?
08:00I would be too. Because it's hot. Her feet are just dirty too. It's making me mad. Take
08:05it off. I know. I'm telling you. I'm like, you're a beautiful young lady. What's up with
08:13them dirty ass feet? I don't know. Brittany, who's dead to you? So I have two. I have like
08:25to make sure everybody knows. F1 is officially back, baby. Oh! Summer break is dead to me.
08:33Wow. Summer break is dead to me. I just need to let you guys know. Prepare to be sick of
08:36me. As we are in the thick of the season now. What do we got? The Daytona 500?
08:44I mean, can I give you a minus one? You have the buttons. Minus one. I support you in all
08:54that you do. I feel like you supported me. We're in my job a little bit. Because it's
08:58a bad take. It's not my fault you had a bad take. So yeah, summer break is dead to me.
09:07But also, braking car assistance. The braking assistance on cars. You guys know what I'm
09:13talking about? How your car senses that you're getting too close to something. So it brakes
09:17automatically for you. So this morning on my drive to work, I was driving and somebody
09:24decided that they were going to turn very slowly into a parking lot. And I had it all under
09:31control. I was braking. We were just fine. And my car didn't like that. I didn't think
09:35that I was braking with much urgency. So it decided to brake for me and slam the brakes
09:39so hard that my eggs, my hard-boiled eggs that I had in the seat next to me to eat
09:46for
09:46breakfast went flying in my car.
09:50Yeesh.
09:50Yeah, but they have a shell. They were protected.
09:52No, no, no, no, no. They were already... I had already unpeeled them.
09:55Oh, so you got some extra salt and pepper.
09:58I was eating them on my way to work.
10:00That's a stinky mess.
10:01I'm so sorry, Brittany. That's the worst.
10:03That's a stinky mess.
10:04It was awful. And then I couldn't reach, like, I couldn't reach to the bottom of my seat to
10:09grab, like, my back because my purse also fell on top of the eggs just to make everything
10:13better. And so I couldn't grab any of it. So I'm just driving down the street today and
10:20my egg, you could just see the egg sitting on my purse.
10:24That's rough. That's bad. I mean, it's not as bad.
10:28The egg is just sitting on my purse.
10:34Shmethen says, eating boiled eggs in your car, were you raised by wolves?
10:38I was eating breakfast on the way to work.
10:41Protein.
10:42How is that crazy?
10:45That's a gamble.
10:46That's a gamble.
10:47How is that a gamble?
10:48That's a gamble.
10:49It's an easy travel food.
10:53It's an easy travel food.
10:54Also, they serve these things to you in school.
10:57Are you housing the eggs on, like, one bite?
10:59Like, what do you, because, I mean.
11:02If it wasn't one bite, it wouldn't be on the floor.
11:07Because there's always, like, the yolk remnants, even with it being hard-boiled, like, it kind
11:12of flakes off a little bit.
11:14No, it doesn't.
11:15A little bit.
11:16Let it be careful.
11:18Oh, okay.
11:19Okay, chicken wing bone.
11:20Like, I'm going to believe you.
11:23Imagine looking over there, like, see Brittany Housen.
11:27I just eat my eggs.
11:28I eat them in two bites.
11:29Usually, I just take one bite.
11:31I keep it in my hand.
11:32And then I take the last bite.
11:34Very graceful when she eats, guys.
11:37Very graceful.
11:38So, yeah, I couldn't have my eggs this morning.
11:40So, I'm a little hangry right now.
11:41Not going to lie.
11:42Maybe that's why I sound a little funny with the jamborel thing.
11:44At least you didn't get into a fender bender, though.
11:46Thank God.
11:47No, thankfully.
11:47I was fine.
11:48I was never going to hit the car in front of me.
11:50I don't know what was wrong with my car.
11:52It's stupid.
11:53This is why, you know, the older the car, the better.
11:56This is why I don't trust robots.
11:57No.
12:00Can't even do a simple task of letting you finish your eggs.
12:05And yet, somehow.
12:06And the most, like, humiliating part was just, like, the whole drive to work, just seeing
12:10my eggs.
12:11Oh, that's always a bad, yeah.
12:14In the heat.
12:16No, I was able to throw them away when I got here, so.
12:18All right, that's good.
12:19My car won't be stinky, but.
12:21Well, you hope.
12:22I mean, there could be, there could be a straggler.
12:27Like, never know.
12:28Let's try, but there's not.
12:30Keith says, he just likes saying burro.
12:33Shut up, dude.
12:33You don't know the bit.
12:38Guys, I found more pictures.
12:41No.
12:41Wait, look, it's not even on her foot.
12:43Look how pissed off she is.
12:46I want to know how much the person who came up with this dumbass idea got.
12:51Look at this.
12:52She's so mad.
12:54At least she's on carpet.
12:56I mean, she's not walking the streets barefoot.
13:00And she got us a jacked up big toe, too.
13:02Listen, I know this big toes.
13:04Go back.
13:04Yep.
13:05Look at that left foot.
13:07She got a little bunion coming.
13:08See it?
13:09I see it.
13:10Oh, yeah.
13:12Yeah, you better put some socks on, girl.
13:14That thing ain't going to get better.
13:15She looks like she could cut on a dime, though.
13:18Isn't it sad how there's, like, three models of the same shoe?
13:20And all her toes look the same length.
13:22That is freaky.
13:24You're right.
13:25This is why we don't wear shoes like that.
13:27That's those Fred Flintstone feet.
13:29She got the capybara feet.
13:34Capybara.
13:35Capybara.
13:36It's crazy.
13:37That's why she's miserable.
13:39She's like, well, at least they're paying me.
13:40Right.
13:41Because I'm getting paid, but I look like a capybara.
13:43You want me to what?
13:44Does it look like she has, like, sound-canceling headphones on or something like that?
13:49Like, she doesn't want to hear the criticism or people saying, put some shoes on.
13:53I just love how it's slipping off the back heel.
13:56Yeah.
13:56Horrible.
13:57Horrendous.
13:58Look at that.
14:00This has to be worse than when a sock gets off, like, while you're wearing a shoe.
14:07Oh, when the sock rolls up in your shoe?
14:08Yes.
14:09Oh, that's the worst.
14:10That's the worst.
14:11The worst.
14:12Because you're always doing something, and it's annoying you, and you don't have time to stop and fix it.
14:18Yes.
14:18Oh, yeah.
14:21Oh, my goodness.
14:22He's got them capybara feet, dude.
14:26We literally have nothing to do on Friday.
14:29We're going to sit here.
14:31That is, like, listen, you better be on a beach in a bikini if you're barefoot.
14:37End of story.
14:39Not just walking down the street.
14:43Unless you're in your bikini coming from the beach, of course.
14:47Man, that's crazy.
14:49But I think the thing that's most annoying about it is you know somebody was in a fashion meeting being
14:54like, this is the thing, darling.
14:56And they're like, look.
14:56You're so innovative.
14:57Oh, you're the devils that wear Prada.
15:02You know, just so great.
15:03So great.
15:05They're the inspiration for the third movie.
15:08I watched, like, the first ten minutes of it that was out.
15:12It's honestly kind of the same thing as the first one.
15:16Anne Hathaway is a mess and Meryl Streep is stuck up.
15:19No, actually, it's kind of reversed, though.
15:22Oh, she becomes the stuck up one.
15:24Not stuck up, but she's the one that's kind of saving Meryl Streep.
15:29I don't like that.
15:29But then at the end, she pulls the same thing that she did in the first movie, like, in the
15:33limo or whatever.
15:34Just basically, yeah.
15:37Meryl doesn't need saving.
15:39She doesn't.
15:40She's one step ahead.
15:42Just like that girl with the shoe.
15:45Man, what a terrible idea.
15:46Man, what a terrible idea.
15:46Man, what a terrible idea.
15:47Man, what a terrible idea.
15:47Man, what a terrible idea.
15:47Man, what a terrible idea.
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