00:06Bingo, bingo, bongo!
00:08Sing!
00:11Are you really Matthew McConaughey?
00:13Yes, I am.
00:14Would you sleep with my girlfriend?
00:16No, I will not.
00:17Ugh.
00:18Can I tell people that you do?
00:19No, you cannot.
00:20They ask me why you wanna ride around.
00:23Greetings, McConaughey!
00:25Is that Woody?
00:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:27I just needed time to decompress.
00:29Decompress for what?
00:31How is it that someone who lives with three women
00:33knows so little about women?
00:35Honestly, you can be very confounding as a gender.
00:41Maybe it's not a total coincidence
00:43that you and Matthew are always scrapping like brothers.
00:47Well, Matt, are you saying...
00:49You and Matthew might be brothers?
00:50Yes.
00:51Buckle up, chuckle.
00:53I will fed you, Matt!
00:55Am I being trafficked?
00:56If you know...
01:00We're going deep today, huh?
01:02This is all very dramatic.
01:04Of course I'm dramatic.
01:05I'm a f***ing dance piano.
01:06You know...
01:09Oscar winner, Oscar...
01:12What do you call it when you don't?
01:14Nominee.
01:15Nominee.
01:15I'm a healthy element so it can be filled!
01:18The low rate of man call,
01:25You
