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Newman arrives in court with an elaborate story about why he was speeding, but everything depends on Kramer sticking to the script. Once Kramer takes the stand, he gets tangled up in the details, leaving Newman increasingly frustrated until their testimony dissolves into a chaotic argument right in front of the judge on Seinfeld.

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00:00Remember 10th, you received a phone call, did you not?
00:03A phone call?
00:06Yes, a phone call!
00:09From who?
00:11From me.
00:12From you?
00:13Yes, from me! From me! I called you, remember?
00:16Called me?
00:17Yes, I called you, you idiot!
00:18Because you were going to...
00:20You were going to...
00:21What?
00:22You were going to...
00:23You were going to do something...
00:25You were going to do something to yourself?
00:28You were going to do something to yourself?
00:29Remember the banking?
00:30The banking wasn't working on the banking!
00:32I'm afraid I'm going to have to call an...
00:34Yes, a banker!
00:35What a banker!
00:35You're a banker!
00:38Your Honor, Your Honor, Your Honor...
00:39That's enough, Mr. Kramer.
00:40Your Honor, Mr. Kramer's obviously very distraught.
00:42I'm distraught!
00:43You shut up!
00:48I demand a recess so that I can take him outside and help him regain his composure!
00:52That'll be $75.
00:54Let's take out of it to you, sir!
00:56We had it all worked out!
00:59It was a confession so that I can take this interview...
00:59So let me...
00:59I knew it was a joke that I could take that interview, but it's not too much!
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