Colonel Quinn Doesn’t Do Breakups on Going Dutch

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General Martin tries to end things with Colonel Quinn as amicably as possible, but Quinn isn’t making the breakup easy. Denis Leary’s stubborn colonel has a hard time accepting that their relationship has reached the end in this funny moment from Going Dutch.   Stream Going Dutch on Hulu.

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00:00You said that she was very into you.

00:01She was into me.

00:02Oh, then why is she blowing you off?

00:04She's not blowing...

00:05Women don't blow me off, honey.

00:06Okay, well, you get pulled into an important last-minute meeting all the time.

00:10And when you're doing that, what does that mean?

00:13It means I'm blowing them off.

00:14Come on.

00:15Where?

00:15It's home.

00:16Come now.

00:17Come on.

00:17That's all I do.

00:18Come on.

00:18Dad, stop.

00:20Dad, stop.

00:21Let's see what the hell's going on here.

00:25What?

00:25What the?

00:26Oh, my God.

00:27This is your big meeting?

00:28You're re-gripping your hockey stick?

00:30Unbelievable.

00:31It's called a Canadian breakup.

00:32It's as direct as we can be.

00:34You're breaking up with me?

00:35That's a laugh.

00:37This means war.

00:38Look, I'm sorry.

00:39Oh, you're sorry.

00:40Oh, you're going to be very sorry.

00:41You know what?

00:42I'd like to challenge you to one of these little war games that you supposedly run here in this

00:45toothless little dollhouse.

00:46He's very passionate.

00:47Perhaps that is not the best idea, considering Canada is one of our most important strategic

00:53partners.

00:53Most important strategic partners are a bunch of syrup-sucking-puck-making losers.

00:57No.

00:58Yeah, I haven't won the Stanley Cup with a Canadian team since 1993.

01:01How dare you bring up my country's greatest shame?

01:05Fine.

01:06War it is.

01:06You pick any country on the map, and I will use that country to crush NATO.

01:11Bhutan.

01:12Bhutan it is.

01:13I love Bhutan.

01:14Bhutan.

01:14Yeah, here we go.

01:15Bhutan.

01:16I'm Captain Bhutan.

01:17Dad, Bhutan is a pacifist country with a million Buddhists.

01:21I'm going to war with a bunch of...

01:23Buddhists.

01:24Hmm.

01:26Um, okay.

01:26I'm going to double that bet.

01:28Bhutan wins, which it will because I'm running it.

01:30My daughter gets the professional mentorship thing.

01:32How about that?

01:33Okay.

01:33Well, you have a lot of confidence or no faith in your daughter.

01:37Let's find out which one.

01:38I'm very confident.

01:39That's which one it is.

01:40Okay?

01:40Yeah.

01:40Okay.

01:41Let's go.

01:42You think you're cool?

01:45It's pretty hot.

01:46Dad.

01:47Derm.

01:47Okay.

01:47All right.

01:49Let's go.

01:50Let's go.

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