00:00C'est ce que je veux !
00:02Jus and I, Jus and I were talking earlier on today...
00:18...and I could not find any record of 1 on 1 matches between these two.
00:25We knew they were a team in Super Junior Tag League a couple of years ago.
00:30But Jus said you will have their entire match history memorized and be ready to spout on cue.
00:38So go!
00:38Yeah, you're right. So in singles competition in a New Japan ring...
00:43No, they've never touched before.
00:44In Mexico a couple of times last year and Dragon League was up in both.
00:51Ah!
00:51The last match was in CMLL last year.
00:56Halloween Dragon.
00:57Oh, that's a great one.
00:59Dragon League was up in 8 minutes 30.
01:01It was a lightning match, 10 minute time limit.
01:04So expect them to push the pace here I think.
01:07Well Kevin, I didn't trust Chris so I did a little research myself.
01:13And I went up to Dragon League and I went up to T-Town and said hey!
01:17It was her friends!
01:19It was her friends!
01:20And they were at the game today last year.
01:21And they were at the game today last year.
01:22I'll be talking about the rest of the time.
01:23It's a lot of fun.
01:25It's a lot of fun.
01:25There you go.
01:25There you go.
01:27Cool.
01:28T-Town!
01:29Less words.
01:30See Chris, do your research pal.
01:32Come on.
01:33And again, kind of in the hierarchy of CMLL, Dragon League is a step above T-Town.
01:42But T-Town has been getting closer and closer.
01:45Right man, when it comes to this tournament he hasn't really been able to do this good.
01:50I agree 100% with you.
01:52I was telling you that earlier, Kevin.
01:55Pandito has shown up and exploded in this tournament.
01:59Dragon League, I mean he's the champ.
02:02But T-Town, man, it just seems like he hasn't quite got it rocking and rolling.
02:08And I know he can.
02:10Yes.
02:11I wonder if T-Town kind of knows who he is at this point.
02:15That added muscle.
02:16It's a different style of offense.
02:17Man, Dragon League, he's been into wars during this tournament.
02:24And in case you're wondering why he has such a beautiful tan glow right now,
02:30it's because I let him use my tanning lotion yesterday at the gym.
02:33That's a good brother right there.
02:34I'm a good brother.
02:35I'm a good brother.
02:36I'm a good brother.
02:36Dragon League failed Ishimori at this tournament start.
02:39He beat Joe Gresham and Tiger Mask before falling to Shingo last night
02:44in a spectacular main event.
02:46A tournament that has been chock full of outstanding bouts.
02:56IWGP Junior Heavy Q Champion, Dragon League!
03:04And it's the defeats to Shingo and Ishimori that have done severe damage to Dragon League's tournament hopes.
03:16Still mathematically alive, but would need just an incredible amount of help.
03:24I hope these two don't know how to get up to the balcony.
03:27Because if they do, they are liable to jump off of it.
03:30And they are about to do every single hoosker do, hoosker don't, flippity-doo-dah, flippity-day,
03:35whistling bunghole that we've ever seen with or without the scooter seat.
03:38With or without.
03:39With or without.
03:41See them all.
03:44Now they want red shoes to wear a mask, Juice.
03:47Well, you and 1,800 people, boys.
03:52Cover up the money maker, come on.
03:53That ain't making anybody that's putting him in debt in that place.
03:56Oh, thank goodness.
03:58Now, keep it on.
04:00We will need a hole around the mouth, though, so we can sip on his beer later tonight.
04:07The Kamatachi theme.
04:09Yeah, exactly.
04:09It's been a theme for Dragon League all this year.
04:13But, hey, it's like Fantastica Mania or whatever we get.
04:16Viva Let's Go!
04:18I love a good photo session.
04:20We got time.
04:21Why not?
04:25Keep it on.
04:26Keep it on.
04:27Keep it on.
04:28Do not take it off.
04:29He's going to referee with a mask.
04:31And, oh, my.
04:33When I broke in in Florida, we had a referee who came to us and said, I need to, I'm
04:39on this
04:40workers' comp thing.
04:42So we said, okay, wear a mask.
04:45So we had referee Dr. X.
04:48And, you know, it doesn't matter how big the eye holes are on that mask because, let's
04:53face facts, you can't see crapola anyways when he's in there.
04:57So the bell sounds and we're underway.
05:01Those two men are great friends.
05:04But they will let it all hang out here to pick up a win.
05:10Now, is it different?
05:11Chris, do you think, because they were on a 10-minute time limit in that lightning match,
05:16with 30 on the clock here, do they take a measured pace or do they go for rope?
05:21I wonder whether that's been a struggle, especially for Titan on this tour where a lot of his singles
05:25matches are in the 10-minute range where they do those lightning matches a lot in CMLL.
05:32Now in a longer format, straggling that he perhaps has more experience with that, wrestling a newspaper
05:38from the schedule that he does.
05:41Well, that was sexy as hell.
05:47Uno looks like a damn Muppet right here.
05:50All right, he's calling for time.
05:52If it's okay with you...
05:54Put it back on!
05:56You're killing me!
05:59And the crowd boos.
06:00Yeah, that's because of that face, man.
06:03I'm telling you.
06:04You got me rude over in the ring.
06:06I'm telling you.
06:10Oh, leapfrog.
06:12Whoa!
06:16Whoa!
06:17One time!
06:17Two!
06:18Three times!
06:20To the floor!
06:21Go, Dragon!
06:27Whoa!
06:28Look at the action of Arena Mexico here to Cork and Hall.
06:31Oh, God!
06:32Oh, God!
06:33Clear the first 10 moves!
06:35Look out!
06:36Make a young boy wall!
06:38Wow!
06:39Oh, God!
06:40Thank God!
06:41I can't do the one where it's live stream.
06:42Yeah, that one scares me.
06:44My God!
06:45I know!
06:45I said,
06:46Hey, boy!
06:47I was here!
06:47Wow!
06:48How was that...
06:50Suicide.
06:50That suicide tope you did yesterday,
06:53where you ended up in the fifth row.
06:55Oh!
06:57No problem!
06:57And a shout-out to our pal,
07:00fellow bass band Excalibur,
07:01calls that the tope con hello.
07:04I always enjoy what he calls
07:06what we just saw from Dragon Lee, that move.
07:09That was a pretty one, too.
07:10Teton!
07:13Well, now Dragon Lee rolling Teton back in.
07:17I gotta start doing that, man.
07:19Everybody loves those things.
07:21I don't know, Juice.
07:23Come on.
07:23I got a good right hand, a good left,
07:25and a cannonball in the corner.
07:26That's about it.
07:27But I need more to tope con.
07:28Got that pulp friction.
07:30Yeah.
07:30I can drop.
07:31I can drop in that mafaron and stack it down.
07:33That'd be known.
07:34That's been paying the bills.
07:35Yeah.
07:40Teton is in bad shape right now.
07:45No!
07:47No!
07:50Yeah!
07:51Yeah!
07:58Oh!
08:02Yeah!
08:05Yeah!
08:07Yeah!
08:11Oh!
08:12Oh!
08:13Oh!
08:15Oh, comment ça ?
08:17Je sais !
08:18Tien est ok !
08:21C'est pas à purpose !
08:23Yep !
08:24C'est intéressant !
08:27Hey ! Hey !
08:28Oh !
08:30Stompe à la mud hole !
08:32Dragon Lee !
08:35Let's get some Steve-wise over here
08:37et walk it dry !
08:42Dragon Lee !
08:43Oh !
08:44Oh my god !
08:47Oh my god !
08:48That was a fuzzballer !
08:50I have officially got all the fireworks in
08:53from that joke .
08:54Now stop, thank you !
08:56Teton comes forward !
08:58Drop kick to the knee !
09:00These guys are so explosive !
09:02So powerful !
09:04So much agile !
09:06running through their bodies !
09:08It's just incredible !
09:09They're real life superheroes !
09:12And they wear beautiful costumes !
09:16Elevated over the top !
09:18Oh !
09:22Oh !
09:23Watch out !
09:24Watch out !
09:25Oh !
09:26Oh !
09:28Dragon Lee !
09:30Spined across the edge of the ring !
09:34Oh !
09:35That was a quad-orana !
09:36A body-orana !
09:37All right !
09:38That could have ended in disaster for Teton !
09:41Oh !
09:41Look out !
09:41Oh !
09:43Bootsaw !
09:45Oh !
09:46Oh !
09:46Oh !
09:49Oh !
09:50Oh !
09:50Oh my god !
09:51Was that on the Asai ?
09:52It was the Asai variety !
09:55Variety !
09:55East meets West !
09:56Holy goodness !
09:56Gracious me !
09:58The great Ultimo Dragon !
10:00His move being applied to another Dragon !
10:03Yeah !
10:06Damn !
10:09That would hurt so bad !
10:12Three !
10:13Four !
10:14It's so pretty though !
10:16It's so pretty though !
10:16Teton man !
10:17He was trying to cover Dragon Lee on the floor !
10:20If they keep doing that !
10:21They're never gonna know where they are !
10:22Ten !
10:24One !
10:24One !
10:25One !
10:26Two !
10:26I think Teton was checking on Dragon Lee's well-being !
10:33Before picking him up and rolling him in !
10:36He wants to win the match !
10:38But I don't think he wants to hurt his friend !
10:40But in order to win the match !
10:42You may have to do that !
10:44Yes !
10:46And now Teton standing on the top rope !
10:49This would be the biggest victory for Teton in this tournament !
10:52No doubt !
10:53Oh !
10:56Well Dragon Lee don't care about hurting his friend !
10:59I was just about to tell you !
11:00I would slap Finley's face right off of him for two points !
11:05Any day of the week !
11:08He knows it too !
11:10Big shout out to Super Dave !
11:14What else do everybody ?
11:16Dragon Lee and Teton !
11:20Man that was wicked !
11:22That knee !
11:30Come on !
11:31Come on !
11:31Come on !
11:31Come on !
11:31Let's save the loving for outfits !
11:34Now this is stupid out here !
11:37Now this is stupid out here !
11:49Cracking each other with forearms !
11:53And !
11:54Farting !
11:55Trey !
11:56Farting !
11:59Trey !
12:00Trey !
12:01Trey !
12:02Trey !
12:03Trey !
12:04Trey !
12:04Trey !
12:05Trey !
12:05Trey !
12:05Trey !
12:06Trey !
12:09That was big Jim and the twin !
12:10Whoa !
12:13Whoa !
12:13Oh shit !
12:15Uh oh !
12:17Oh the answer !
12:18And they don't come through as well !
12:20Double screw !
12:21Oh my gosh !
12:23And now inverted figure four !
12:25They shook hands two minutes ago !
12:29Before they started bludgeoning each other with forearms !
12:33They've got some real relationship problems !
12:35I know that !
12:36They need a counselor !
12:42Pulling Dragon Lee !
12:44Trying to !
12:44But...
12:47IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion getting to that bottom rope !
12:51Trey !
12:53Trey !
12:54Trey !
12:56Trey !
12:58Trey !
12:58Trey !
13:00Trey !
13:01Trey !
13:02Trey !
13:03Trey !
13:04Trey !
13:04Trey !
13:04Trey !
13:05Trey !
13:05Trey !
13:05Trey !
13:05Trey !
13:05Trey !
13:07Trey !
13:07Trey !
13:13Trey !
13:27C'est pas le match I thought I was going to see.
13:52And now, Dragon Lee finds himself in a position that he generally looks to have as opponents.
14:01Just do it T-Time, do it and win the match brother.
14:08Almost a one arm spider German suplex.
14:22And if a back flip kick.
14:31What does Teton have it by?
14:39That's where Dragon wants him.
14:42Boom!
14:44Cyphoi processed all night.
14:48Two.
14:48He kicked out.
14:4910 minutes.
14:5110 minutes.
14:5210 minutes fast.
14:53Well, it's gone past the time limit of their previous lightning match.
15:00And Teton and Dragon Lee continue on but it's the champ now in control.
15:13As Duke Ghidorah will end it.
15:16For sure.
15:18Slips out.
15:20Not bad.
15:21That's your job.
15:22No, no.
15:22You did exactly what you should have done.
15:28Ohhhh!
15:30He was nearly Scorpion!
15:31One!
15:33Three!
15:35Oh, Jogton on his head instead.
15:37Hell.
15:38Teton!
15:40Teton!
15:41Teton!
15:43Teton!
15:44Teton!
15:45Teton!
15:46Teton!
15:46You can hear him breathing.
15:49Teton!
15:52Teton!
15:59Teton!
