00:06and I can't believe we get to coach our own team I have been dreaming about this day since my
00:10kids
00:10were born listen up all the returning coaches welcome back say hello to our new coach I just
00:17want to thank everyone for including me I'm looking forward to a great season and I hope
00:21we can inspire these kids and fill them with a love of baseball I'm gonna let this slide this
00:25time because you knew but from now on we're gonna leave the politics at home understood
00:28no I wasn't being political you just want to make sure everyone has a chance to play and has a
00:32good
00:32time is that a radar gun the Bushnell velocity 3,000 fit play model 5 speed demon 800 trash trash
00:39this
00:39kid's trash guys these kids aren't trash they're 10 have you seen him hit jeez how was your first
00:46practice coach uh we're gonna need some ice uh we're gonna need a deputy pen seven eight nine ten eleven
00:54you lost a kid dude how do you lose a kid turns out losing them is the easy part is
00:59the whole
00:59finding them thing that's not what I meant walk it off godie bopter that's a little harsh
01:05Luke wants to play third base he will play third bow shut up dad I'm off the floor with
01:12those little wussies today good luck yeah it's a little old when you're a kid baseball is your
01:18life but then one day you and your friends go out to play for the very last time only nobody
01:22knew it
01:22well I have news for you that was not the last time
01:28is it going well have we met before nah tip of my tongue when's the last time you played a
01:33game of
01:33baseball 1993 play ball thin ice
