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00:00:04You said 9th hour, right?
00:00:08Well, I wasn't born at 9, 9 a.m. or p.m.
00:00:11No, that'd be roughly 3 to 4 p.m. by today's standards.
00:00:17Were you born at 3 o'clock?
00:00:23That's my exact time of birth.
00:00:25How did you know?
00:00:28It is you.
00:00:30Stay back!
00:00:33I'm warning you, we've got machines that capture ghost particles now.
00:00:37What?
00:00:37Yeah, ghost particles for ghosts, like you.
00:00:40So back up before I call them.
00:00:42They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you.
00:00:46Then, you can't go to heaven.
00:00:48Ghost particles, as in neutrinos, those aren't really from ghosts.
00:00:54They're just subatomic particles, right?
00:01:05What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
00:01:14I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire or the Victorian era.
00:01:18You better leave before I call an exorcist!
00:01:20So I will be brave.
00:01:24I will not let anything take the world away from standing in my eyes.
00:01:37Our father, who art in heaven, deliver us from evil.
00:01:41Thy kingdom come.
00:01:42Thy will be done.
00:01:47God, this is the worst day ever.
00:01:59First, I get fired on my birthday.
00:02:02And then I run into a ghost when trying to buy my own birthday cake.
00:02:05A gorgeous ghost.
00:02:08For a moment, I thought my luck had turned around.
00:02:24Hello, miss?
00:02:26Would you like to buy something?
00:02:27We're closing soon.
00:02:29Um, it looks like there's only one cake left.
00:02:33Could you give me a discount?
00:02:35Sure, it's yours for half off.
00:02:38Oops.
00:02:41Oh.
00:02:43You were here first, sir.
00:02:45Did you also want that cake?
00:02:53Oh, my God.
00:02:58He's so handsome.
00:03:00Grandma always said running into beautiful people brings good luck.
00:03:05Is my bad day about to turn around?
00:03:07You can see me?
00:03:12Miss, what are you talking about?
00:03:14What man?
00:03:28Him.
00:03:29Miss, you're kind of freaking me out.
00:03:31There's no one else here.
00:03:36You're freaking me out.
00:03:38He's standing right there.
00:03:43You can't miss him.
00:03:45Tall, dark, and very handsome.
00:04:01You can't miss him.
00:04:04It's been 2,000 years since anyone has seen me.
00:04:07You said it's your birthday.
00:04:10Were you also born at the ninth hour?
00:04:18Goose!
00:04:31Good thing I took a taxi.
00:04:37Even ghosts can't beat a car.
00:04:39And there's no way he'd know my address.
00:04:42Yeah, logic.
00:04:45The subway is faster.
00:04:57Saw your address on your termination letter.
00:05:02That's actually very logical of you, but still, why are you following me?
00:05:06I'm just a regular office drone, stuck in the rat race, just trying to get by.
00:05:11I wasn't trying to cut in line, I swear.
00:05:13It's my birthday, and I just wanted to celebrate.
00:05:16Please don't haunt me.
00:05:18I'll buy you a new cake.
00:05:20Then you can go to heaven, right?
00:05:25No, I don't...
00:05:26You don't want cake?
00:05:28Oh, wrong religion?
00:05:30Do you need money?
00:05:31A coin to pass the river Styx?
00:05:33Here.
00:05:34I may be broke, but I've still got spare change for a ghost.
00:05:38No, I'm trying to say that I'm not a ghost.
00:05:43I'm immortal.
00:05:452,000 years ago, I was cursed to walk the earth, invisible to all mortals, except for you.
00:05:532,000 years?
00:05:56That's around the time of the Roman Empire, isn't it?
00:06:00Did they have designer coats in ancient Rome?
00:06:07You must have skipped world history.
00:06:09I brought your box here.
00:06:11That means I can change my own clothes, right?
00:06:13Anyways, what do you want with me?
00:06:15I'm no one special.
00:06:17You are.
00:06:18You must be.
00:06:20You're the only person who has seen me in two millennia.
00:06:23You can help me break my curse.
00:06:25Stay back.
00:06:28Also, statistically, there's no way I'm the only one who can see you.
00:06:31There are 8.3 billion people on earth.
00:06:36Even if I spent the last 2,000 years searching among billions of people to excluding births and deaths,
00:06:42I'd still have to check 7,000 people every day and...
00:06:48I did try.
00:06:50I really did.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56I can't give in.
00:06:58This isn't real.
00:06:59He's a ghost.
00:07:03You wanted to know my time of birth, right?
00:07:06Well, back up, and I'll tell you.
00:07:12You said ninth hour, right?
00:07:16Well, I wasn't born at 9... 9 a.m. or p.m.
00:07:19No.
00:07:20That'd be roughly 3 to 4 p.m. by today's standards.
00:07:24Were you born at 3 o'clock?
00:07:31That's my exact time of birth.
00:07:33How did you know?
00:07:36It is you.
00:07:38Stay back!
00:07:41I'm warning you.
00:07:42We've got machines that capture ghost particles now.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:45Ghost particles.
00:07:47For ghosts.
00:07:47Like you.
00:07:48So back up before I call them.
00:07:50They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you.
00:07:54Then, you can't go to heaven.
00:07:56Ghost particles?
00:07:57As in neutrunios?
00:07:59Those aren't really from ghosts.
00:08:02They're just subatomic particles.
00:08:13What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
00:08:22I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire or the Victorian era.
00:08:26You better leave before I call an exorcist!
00:08:28It's also in a
00:08:29episode.
00:08:32Sorry.
00:09:04See if you can get in now, ghost.
00:09:19You think those little trinkets will keep me out?
00:09:22Remember?
00:09:24The Romans killed Jesus.
00:09:31Crap, what gods did the Romans believe in again?
00:09:39Okay, pagan.
00:09:41Wait, how did they exorcise ghosts?
00:09:55Okay, time's up!
00:10:00Be gone, foul ghost!
00:10:03There are starving people in this world.
00:10:05You shouldn't waste food.
00:10:07Damn it!
00:10:11How's this, creep?
00:10:12Go!
00:10:13Away!
00:10:14I'd stop that if I were you.
00:10:16Shut the hell up!
00:10:17Put any of your bangs around at three freaking a.m.
00:10:22Ugh!
00:10:23Just leave already, you stupid ghost!
00:10:28But I'm not a ghost.
00:10:29I'm just a man.
00:10:31A man who doesn't want to be forgotten by this world.
00:10:41Ugh!
00:10:42Why won't he just leave?
00:10:46Grandma always said,
00:10:47when all else fails, use salt.
00:10:50At least he can't get inside now.
00:10:56Wait, what about my box?
00:10:58No, it's probably all a dream.
00:11:00Yeah, he'll be gone in the morning.
00:11:08She'll be back for you tomorrow.
00:11:12And I'll be back for her.
00:11:21Is this his umbrella?
00:11:23But if he's a ghost,
00:11:24how am I able to touch it?
00:11:27I'm immortal.
00:11:29Immortal?
00:11:30Was he telling the truth?
00:11:34Whatever.
00:11:35At least he's gone.
00:11:39Lana!
00:11:40When are you going to hand over the house?
00:11:42That old hag's gone now.
00:11:46What did you just call my grandma?
00:11:48Also, she left the house to me in her will.
00:11:52Her will?
00:11:53That's why you kept visiting her in the hospital, huh?
00:11:56No, it's because I actually cared.
00:11:57I asked for help,
00:11:58but you kept saying you were busy.
00:11:59Oh, poor you.
00:12:01Look, she raised you,
00:12:02so it's only right that you take care of her.
00:12:04I was busy.
00:12:07Why did grandma have to raise me, huh?
00:12:10Dad's alive, but where was he?
00:12:11Martha?
00:12:14Oh, get over yourself.
00:12:16Daddy loves me more.
00:12:18All you do is nag.
00:12:19No wonder he abandoned you.
00:12:21Bella, darling, be nice,
00:12:23but according to the law,
00:12:25your father should technically get first inheritance rights.
00:12:30The locksmith's almost here.
00:12:32You can't just change my locks.
00:12:34We can, and we will.
00:12:58I'm calling the police.
00:13:02Go ahead and try, brat.
00:13:13He's back.
00:13:17Over here!
00:13:18Change the locks!
00:13:32Go ahead and try.
00:13:38Deal with the comm言.
00:13:38What?
00:13:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:42No.
00:13:43You know what?
00:13:43It's been a dollary,
00:13:43Is that a dollary?
00:13:44No, no, no.
00:13:45Are you keeping the money on the floor?
00:13:45No, no, no.
00:13:46No, no.
00:13:46All you have to do is,
00:13:46no.
00:13:47No, no!
00:13:48No.
00:13:49No, no, no, no.
00:13:49This is my house now. No
00:13:53It's grandma's you can't do this. You'll destroy her memories
00:13:57They say the best revenge is not to be like your enemy one shouldn't sink so low
00:14:05But sometimes the punishment of criminals should be proportionate to their crimes
00:14:15Grandma
00:14:21Oh
00:14:41You said ninth hour, right?
00:14:44Well, I wasn't born at nine nine a.m. or p.m. No
00:14:49That'd be roughly three to four p.m. by today's standards
00:14:53Were you born at three o'clock?
00:15:00That's my exact time of birth
00:15:02How did you know?
00:15:04It is you
00:15:06Stay back
00:15:09I'm warning you we've got machines that capture ghost particles now what yeah ghost particles for ghosts like you so
00:15:17back up before I call them
00:15:18They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you
00:15:22Then you can't go to heaven
00:15:47Then you can't go to heaven
00:15:52Ghost particles
00:15:52The Roman Empire or the victorian era you better leave before I call an exorcist
00:15:57I will be
00:15:59I will be brave
00:16:00I will not let anything take
00:16:05The only way
00:16:08Standing in my eyes
00:16:13Our father who art in heaven
00:16:15Deliver us from evil
00:16:17Thy kingdom come
00:16:18Thy will be done
00:16:28God this is the worst day ever
00:16:36First I get fired on my birthday
00:16:38And then I run into a ghost when trying to buy my own birthday cake
00:16:42A gorgeous ghost
00:16:45For a moment I thought my luck had turned around
00:17:00Hello miss
00:17:03Would you like to buy something? We're closing soon
00:17:06Um, it looks like there's only one cake left
00:17:09Could you give me a discount?
00:17:12Sure, it's yours for half off
00:17:15Oops
00:17:18Oh
00:17:20You were here first sir
00:17:22Did you also want my cake?
00:17:30Oh my god
00:17:34He's so handsome
00:17:37Grandma always said running into beautiful people brings good luck
00:17:41Is my bad day about to turn around?
00:17:44You can see me?
00:17:49Miss, what are you talking about? What man?
00:17:54Whoa
00:18:03Him
00:18:06Miss, you're kind of freaking me out
00:18:08There's no one else here
00:18:13You're freaking me out
00:18:15He's standing right there
00:18:20You can't miss him
00:18:22Tall, dark, and very handsome
00:18:38You really can't see me
00:18:40It's been 2,000 years since anyone has seen me
00:18:44You said it's your birthday
00:18:47Were you also born at the ninth hour?
00:18:55Ghosts!
00:19:05Ghosts!
00:19:08Good thing I took a taxi
00:19:14Even ghosts can't beat a car
00:19:16And there's no way he'd know my address
00:19:18Yeah, logic
00:19:22The subway is faster
00:19:33Saw your address on your termination letter
00:19:39That's actually very logical of you
00:19:41But still, why are you following me?
00:19:43I'm just a regular office drone
00:19:45Stuck in the rat race
00:19:46Just trying to get by
00:19:48I wasn't trying to cut in line, I swear
00:19:50It's my birthday
00:19:51And I just wanted to celebrate
00:19:52Please don't haunt me
00:19:55I'll buy you a new cake
00:19:57Then you can go to heaven, right?
00:20:02No, I don't
00:20:03You don't want cake
00:20:04Oh, wrong religion
00:20:06Do you need money?
00:20:08A coin to pass the river Styx?
00:20:10Here
00:20:10I may be broke, but I've still got spare change for a ghost
00:20:15No, I'm trying to say that I'm not a ghost
00:20:20I'm immortal
00:20:212,000 years ago, I was cursed to walk the earth
00:20:25Invisible to all mortals
00:20:29Except for you
00:20:302,000 years?
00:20:33That's around the time of the Roman Empire, isn't it?
00:20:37Did they have designer coats in ancient Rome?
00:20:44You must have skipped world history
00:20:46I brought your box here
00:20:47That means I can change my own clothes, right?
00:20:49Uh, anyways
00:20:51What do you want with me?
00:20:52I'm no one special
00:20:53You are
00:20:55You must be
00:20:56You're the only person who has seen me in two millennia
00:20:59You can help me break my curse
00:21:02Stay back
00:21:05Also, statistically
00:21:05There's no way I'm the only one who can see you
00:21:08There are 8.3 billion people on earth
00:21:13Even if I spent the last 2,000 years
00:21:15Searching among billions of people
00:21:17Excluding births and deaths
00:21:18I'd still have to check 7,000 people
00:21:21Every day
00:21:22And
00:21:24I did try
00:21:26I really did
00:21:32No
00:21:33I can't give in
00:21:34This isn't real
00:21:36He's a ghost
00:21:39You wanted to know my time of birth, right?
00:21:42Well, back up
00:21:43And I'll tell you
00:21:49You said 9th hour, right?
00:21:52Well, I wasn't born at 9, 9 a.m. or p.m.
00:21:56No
00:21:57That'd be roughly 3 to 4 p.m. by today's standards
00:22:01Were you born at 3 o'clock?
00:22:07That's my exact time of birth
00:22:09How did you know?
00:22:12It is you
00:22:14Stay back!
00:22:17I'm warning you
00:22:18We've got machines that capture ghost particles now
00:22:21What?
00:22:21Yeah
00:22:22Ghost particles
00:22:23For ghosts
00:22:24Like you
00:22:25So back up before I call them
00:22:26They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum
00:22:28And run all sorts of crazy experiments on you
00:22:30Then
00:22:31You can't go to heaven
00:22:32Ghost particles
00:22:34As in neutrunios
00:22:36Those
00:22:37Aren't really from ghosts
00:22:38They're just subatomic particles
00:22:50What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
00:22:58I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire
00:23:01Or the Victorian era
00:23:02You better leave before I call an exorcist!
00:23:12To be near first
00:23:13Come on
00:23:15We'll never leave before
00:23:17Now
00:23:27To be near
00:23:29To be near
00:23:29Never
00:23:29Too
00:23:31Too
00:23:35You
00:23:36To be near
00:23:36Things
00:23:41See if you can get in now, ghost.
00:23:56You think those little trinkets will keep me out?
00:23:59Remember?
00:24:01The Romans killed Jesus.
00:24:08Crap, what gods did the Romans believe in again?
00:24:16Okay, pagan.
00:24:18Wait, how did they exercise ghosts?
00:24:31Okay.
00:24:33Time's up!
00:24:38Be gone, foul ghost!
00:24:40There are starving people in this world. You shouldn't waste food.
00:24:43Damn it!
00:24:48How's this, creep? Go! Away!
00:24:51I'd stop that if I were you.
00:24:53Shut the hell up! Put any of your bangs around at 3 freaking AM!
00:24:56Ah! Just leave already, you stupid ghost!
00:25:04But I'm not a ghost. I'm just a man.
00:25:07A man who doesn't want to be forgotten by this world.
00:25:18Ah! Why won't he just leave?
00:25:22Grandma always said, when all else fails, use salt.
00:25:26At least he can't get inside now.
00:25:32Wait. What about my box?
00:25:35No, it's probably all a dream.
00:25:37Yeah, he'll be gone in the morning.
00:25:45She'll be back for you tomorrow.
00:25:49And I'll be back for her.
00:25:58Is this his umbrella?
00:26:00But if he's a ghost, how am I able to touch it?
00:26:04I'm immortal.
00:26:06Immortal?
00:26:07Is he telling the truth?
00:26:11Whatever. At least he's gone.
00:26:16Lana!
00:26:17When are you going to hand over the house?
00:26:19That old hag's gone now.
00:26:22What did you just call my grandma?
00:26:25Also, she left the house to me in her will.
00:26:29Her will?
00:26:30That's why you kept visiting her in the hospital, huh?
00:26:32No, it's because I actually cared!
00:26:34I asked for help, but you kept saying you were busy!
00:26:36Oh, poor you!
00:26:38Look, she raised you, so it's only right that you take care of her.
00:26:41I was busy.
00:26:44Why did grandma have to raise me, huh?
00:26:46Dad's alive, but where was he, Martha?
00:26:51Oh, get over yourself!
00:26:53Daddy loves me more!
00:26:55All you do is nag.
00:26:56No wonder he abandoned you!
00:26:58Bella, darling, be nice.
00:27:00But according to the law,
00:27:02your father should technically get first inheritance rights.
00:27:07The locksmith's almost here.
00:27:09You can't just change my locks!
00:27:11We can.
00:27:12And we will.
00:27:34I'm calling the police!
00:27:39Go ahead and try, brat.
00:27:50He's back.
00:27:54Over here!
00:27:55Change the locks!
00:27:57You!
00:28:25Get back!
00:28:26All right!
00:28:26This is my house now. No
00:28:29It's grandma's you can't do this. You'll destroy her memories
00:28:34They say the best revenge is not to be like your enemy one shouldn't sink so low
00:28:42But sometimes the punishment of criminals should be proportionate to their crimes
00:28:52Grandma
00:28:58Oh
00:29:18You said ninth hours, right?
00:29:21Well, I wasn't born at nine nine a.m. or p.m. no
00:29:26That'd be roughly three to four p.m. by today's standards
00:29:30Were you born at three o'clock?
00:29:36That's my exact time of birth
00:29:38How did you know?
00:29:41It is you
00:29:43Stay back
00:30:13I'm warning you
00:30:19What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
00:30:27I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire or the Victorian era
00:30:31You better leave before I call an exorcist
00:30:33Exorcist
00:30:34I will be brave
00:30:37I will not let anything take away from standing in my mind
00:30:48I will not let anything take away from standing in my mind
00:31:00That ghost didn't follow me
00:31:02That ghost didn't follow me
00:31:03That ghost didn't follow me
00:31:05God, this is the worst day ever
00:31:13First, I get fired on my birthday
00:31:15And then I run into a ghost when trying to buy my own birthday cake
00:31:18A gorgeous ghost
00:31:21For a moment, I thought my luck had turned around
00:31:37Hello, miss?
00:31:40Would you like to buy something?
00:31:41We're closing soon
00:31:43Um, it looks like there's only one cake left
00:31:46Could you give me a discount?
00:31:48Sure, it's yours for half off
00:31:52Oops
00:31:55Oh
00:31:57You were here first, sir
00:31:58Did you also want that cake?
00:32:07Oh my god
00:32:11He's so handsome
00:32:14Grandma always said running into beautiful people brings good luck
00:32:18Is my bad day about to turn around?
00:32:21You can see me?
00:32:26Miss, what are you talking about?
00:32:28What man?
00:32:39What man?
00:32:42Him
00:32:42Miss, you're kind of freaking me out
00:32:45There's no one else here
00:32:50You're freaking me out
00:32:51He's standing right there
00:32:57You can't miss him
00:32:59Tall, dark, and very handsome
00:33:15You really can't see me
00:33:17It's been 2,000 years since anyone has seen me
00:33:20You said it's your birthday
00:33:24Were you also born at the ninth hour?
00:33:32Ghosts!
00:33:40Ghosts!
00:33:45Good thing I took a taxi
00:33:50Even ghosts can't beat a car
00:33:52And there's no way he'd know my address
00:33:55Yeah, logic
00:33:59The subway is faster
00:34:10Saw your address on your termination letter
00:34:15That's actually very logical of you
00:34:17But still, why are you following me?
00:34:20I'm just a regular office drone
00:34:22Stuck in the rat race
00:34:23Just trying to get by
00:34:25I wasn't trying to cut in line, I swear
00:34:26It's my birthday
00:34:28And I just wanted to celebrate
00:34:29Please don't haunt me
00:34:32I'll buy you a new cake
00:34:34Then you can go to heaven, right?
00:34:39No, I don't
00:34:40You don't want cake?
00:34:41Oh, wrong religion?
00:34:43Do you need money?
00:34:44A coin to pass the river Styx?
00:34:47Here!
00:34:47I may be broke, but I've still got spare change for a ghost
00:34:52No, I'm trying to say that I'm not a ghost
00:34:56I'm immortal
00:34:582,000 years ago
00:34:59I was cursed to walk the earth
00:35:02Invisible to all mortals
00:35:05Except
00:35:06For you
00:35:072,000 years?
00:35:09That's around the time of the Roman Empire, isn't it?
00:35:14Did they have designer coats in ancient Rome?
00:35:20You must have skipped world history
00:35:22I brought your box here
00:35:24That means I can change my own clothes, right?
00:35:27Anyways, what do you want with me?
00:35:29I'm no one special
00:35:30You are
00:35:32You must be
00:35:33You're the only person who has seen me in two millennia
00:35:36You can help me break my curse
00:35:39Stay back!
00:35:41Also, statistically, there's no way I'm the only one who can see you
00:35:45There are 8.3 billion people on earth
00:35:49Even if I spent the last 2,000 years searching among billions of people, excluding births and deaths
00:35:55I'd still have to check 7,000 people
00:35:58Every day
00:36:01And...
00:36:01I did try
00:36:03I really did
00:36:09No!
00:36:10I can't give in!
00:36:12This isn't real!
00:36:13He's a ghost!
00:36:13He's a ghost!
00:36:16You wanted to know my time of birth, right?
00:36:19Well, back up, and I'll tell you
00:36:26You said ninth hour, right?
00:36:29Well, I wasn't born at 9 a.m. or p.m.
00:36:33No, that'd be roughly 3 to 4 p.m. by today's standards
00:36:38Were you born at 3 o'clock?
00:36:44That's my exact time of birth
00:36:47How did you know?
00:36:49It is you
00:36:51Stay back!
00:36:54I'm warning you
00:36:55We've got machines that capture ghost particles now
00:36:58What?
00:36:59Yeah! Ghost particles! For ghosts! Like you!
00:37:02So, back up before I call them
00:37:03They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum
00:37:05And run all sorts of crazy experiments on you!
00:37:08Then...
00:37:08You can't go to heaven!
00:37:10Ghost particles?
00:37:11As in Neutrunios?
00:37:13Those...
00:37:14Aren't really from ghosts
00:37:15They're just subatomic particles
00:37:26What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
00:37:35I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire
00:37:38Or the Victorian era
00:37:39You better leave before I call an exorcist!
00:37:41You better leave before I call an exorcist!
00:38:16Huh!
00:38:18See if you can get in now, ghost!
00:38:30Huh!
00:38:32See if you can get in now, ghost!
00:38:33You think those little trinkets will keep me out?
00:38:36Remember?
00:38:37The Romans killed Jesus
00:38:45Crap!
00:38:46What gods did the Romans believe in again?
00:38:53Okay, pagan!
00:38:54Wait!
00:38:55How did they exorcise ghosts?
00:39:09Okay, time's up!
00:39:11Time's up!
00:39:14Be gone, foul ghost!
00:39:16There are starving people in this world
00:39:19You shouldn't waste food
00:39:20Damn it!
00:39:25How's this, creep?
00:39:26Go!
00:39:27Away!
00:39:27I'd stop that if I were you
00:39:29Shut the hell up!
00:39:31Put it in your bangs around at 3 freaking AM!
00:39:36Agh!
00:39:37Just leave already, you stupid ghost!
00:39:41But I'm not a ghost!
00:39:43I'm just a man!
00:39:44A man who doesn't want to be forgotten by this world!
00:39:55Agh!
00:39:55Why won't he just leave?
00:39:59Grandma always said,
00:40:01When all else fails, use salt
00:40:03At least he can't get inside now
00:40:09Wait...
00:40:09What about my box?
00:40:11No, it's probably all a dream
00:40:14Yeah, he'll be gone in the morning
00:40:22She'll be back for you tomorrow
00:40:25And I'll be back for her
00:40:35Is this his umbrella?
00:40:36But if he's a ghost
00:40:37How am I able to touch it?
00:40:41I'm immortal
00:40:43Immortal?
00:40:44Was he telling the truth?
00:40:48Whatever...
00:40:48At least he's gone
00:40:52Lana!
00:40:54When are you gonna hand over the house?
00:40:56That old hag's gone now
00:40:59What did you just call my grandma?
00:41:02Also, she left the house to me in her will
00:41:05Her will?
00:41:07That's why you kept visiting her in the hospital, huh?
00:41:09No, it's because I actually cared!
00:41:11I asked for help, but you kept saying you were busy!
00:41:13Oh, poor you!
00:41:15Look, she raised you!
00:41:16So it's only right that you take care of her
00:41:18I was busy!
00:41:21Why did grandma have to raise me, huh?
00:41:23Dad's alive, but where was he?
00:41:25Martha?
00:41:28Oh, get over yourself!
00:41:30Daddy loves me more!
00:41:32All you do is nag!
00:41:33No wonder he abandoned you!
00:41:35Bella, darling, be nice
00:41:36But...
00:41:37According to the law
00:41:38Your father should technically get first inheritance rights
00:41:44The locksmith's almost here
00:41:46You can't just change my locks!
00:41:48We can...
00:41:49And we will
00:42:12I'm calling the police!
00:42:16Go ahead and try, brat!
00:42:26He's back!
00:42:31Over here!
00:42:32Change the locks!
00:42:34Don't knock off
00:42:55You won't let it crash!
00:42:56I can't terminate!
00:42:57You won't let it crash!
00:42:58I don't know...
00:42:58You go ahead and try and ruin this!
00:42:59You don't look at it!
00:43:00You're ready to see it!
00:43:02It's gonna be impossible to see it!
00:43:03This is my house now. No!
00:43:06It's grandma's. You can't do this. You'll destroy her memories.
00:43:12They say the best revenge is not to be like your enemy.
00:43:16One shouldn't sink so low.
00:43:18But sometimes, the punishment of criminals should be proportionate to their crimes.
00:43:28Grandma!
00:43:55You said 9th hour, right?
00:43:58Well, I wasn't born at 9, 9 a.m. or p.m.
00:44:02No.
00:44:03That'd be roughly 3 to 4 p.m. by today's standards.
00:44:07Were you born at 3 o'clock?
00:44:13That's my exact time of birth.
00:44:15How did you know?
00:44:18It is you.
00:44:20Stay back!
00:44:23I'm warning you. We've got machines that capture ghost particles now.
00:44:27What?
00:44:27Yeah. Ghost particles. For ghosts. Like you.
00:44:30So back up before I call them.
00:44:32They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you.
00:44:36Then, you can't go to heaven.
00:44:38Ghost particles?
00:44:40As in neutrinos?
00:44:42Those aren't really from ghosts.
00:44:44They're just subatomic particles.
00:44:55What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
00:45:04I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire or the Victorian era.
00:45:08You better leave before I call an exorcist!
00:45:11I will be brave.
00:45:14I will not let anything take.
00:45:20No way.
00:45:22Standing in Christ.
00:45:27Our Father, who art in heaven, deliver us from evil.
00:45:31Thy kingdom come.
00:45:32Thy will be done.
00:45:38That ghost didn't follow me?
00:45:42God, this is the worst day ever.
00:45:49First, I get fired on my birthday.
00:45:52And then I run into a ghost when trying to buy my own birthday cake.
00:45:56A gorgeous ghost.
00:45:58For a moment, I thought my luck had turned around.
00:46:14Hello, miss?
00:46:16Would you like to buy something?
00:46:18We're closing soon.
00:46:20Um, it looks like there's only one cake left.
00:46:23Could you give me a discount?
00:46:25Sure, it's yours for half off.
00:46:28Oops.
00:46:34You were here first, sir.
00:46:36Did you also want that cake?
00:46:43Oh, my God.
00:46:48He's so handsome.
00:46:51Grandma always said running into beautiful people brings good luck.
00:46:55Is my bad day about to turn around?
00:46:58You can see me?
00:47:03Miss, what are you talking about?
00:47:05What man?
00:47:19Him.
00:47:19Miss, you're kind of freaking me out.
00:47:22There's no one else here.
00:47:27You're freaking me out.
00:47:28He's standing right there.
00:47:33You can't miss him.
00:47:36Tall, dark, and very handsome.
00:47:51You really can't see me.
00:47:54It's been 2,000 years since anyone has seen me.
00:47:58You said it's your birthday.
00:48:01Were you also born at the ninth hour?
00:48:09Ghosts!
00:48:21Good thing I took a taxi.
00:48:27Even ghosts can't beat a car.
00:48:29And there's no way he'd know my address.
00:48:32Yeah, logic.
00:48:36The subway is faster.
00:48:47Saw your address on your termination letter.
00:48:52That's actually very logical of you, but still, why are you following me?
00:48:57I'm just a regular office drone, stuck in the rat race, just trying to get by.
00:49:01I wasn't trying to cut in line, I swear.
00:49:04It's my birthday, and I just wanted to celebrate.
00:49:06Please don't haunt me.
00:49:09I'll buy you a new cake.
00:49:11Then you can go to heaven, right?
00:49:16No, I don't...
00:49:17You don't want cake?
00:49:18Oh, wrong religion?
00:49:20Do you need money?
00:49:21A coin to pass the river Styx?
00:49:23Here.
00:49:24I may be broke, but I've still got spare change for a ghost.
00:49:28No, I'm trying to say that I'm not a ghost.
00:49:33I'm immortal.
00:49:35Two thousand years ago, I was cursed to walk the earth.
00:49:39Invisible to all mortals.
00:49:42Except for you.
00:49:44Two thousand years?
00:49:46That's around the time of the Roman Empire, isn't it?
00:49:51Did they have designer coats in ancient Rome?
00:49:57You must have skipped world history.
00:49:59I brought your box here.
00:50:01That means I can change my own clothes, right?
00:50:04Anyways, what do you want with me?
00:50:06I'm no one special.
00:50:07You are.
00:50:09You must be.
00:50:10You're the only person who has seen me in two millennia.
00:50:13You can help me break my curse.
00:50:16Stay back!
00:50:18Also, statistically, there's no way I'm the only one who can see you.
00:50:22There are 8.3 billion people on earth!
00:50:26Even if I spent the last 2,000 years searching among billions of people excluding births and deaths,
00:50:32I'd still have to check 7,000 people every day and...
00:50:38I did try.
00:50:40I really did.
00:50:46No!
00:50:47I can't give in.
00:50:48This isn't real.
00:50:50He's a ghost.
00:50:53You wanted to know my time of birth, right?
00:50:56Well, back up, and I'll tell you.
00:51:02You said ninth hour, right?
00:51:06Well, I wasn't born at 9... 9 a.m. or p.m.
00:51:10No.
00:51:11That'd be roughly 3 to 4 p.m. by today's standards.
00:51:15Were you born at 3 o'clock?
00:51:21That's my exact time of birth.
00:51:23How did you know?
00:51:26It is you.
00:51:28Stay back!
00:51:31I'm warning you.
00:51:32We've got machines that capture ghost particles now.
00:51:35What?
00:51:35Yeah, ghost particles for ghosts, like you.
00:51:39So back up before I call them.
00:51:40They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you.
00:51:44Then, you can't go to heaven.
00:51:46Ghost particles?
00:51:48As in neutrinios?
00:51:50Those aren't really from ghosts.
00:51:52They're just subatomic particles.
00:52:04What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
00:52:12I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire or the Victorian era.
00:52:16You better leave before I call an exorcist!
00:52:36I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire or the Roman Empire or the Roman Empire.
00:52:54See if you can get in now, ghost.
00:53:09You think those little trinkets will keep me out?
00:53:13Remember?
00:53:14The Romans killed Jesus.
00:53:21Crap!
00:53:22What gods did the Romans believe in again?
00:53:30Okay, pagan!
00:53:31Wait, how did they exorcise ghosts?
00:53:46Okay, time's up!
00:53:51Be gone, foul ghost!
00:53:53There are starving people in this world.
00:53:56You shouldn't waste food.
00:53:57Damn it!
00:54:02How's this, creep?
00:54:03Go!
00:54:03Away!
00:54:04I'd stop that if I were you.
00:54:06Shut the hell up!
00:54:07Put it in your fangs around at three freaking a.m.
00:54:13Ugh!
00:54:14Just leave already, you stupid ghost!
00:54:18But I'm not a ghost.
00:54:19I'm just a man.
00:54:21A man who doesn't want to be forgotten by this world.
00:54:32Ugh!
00:54:33Why won't he just leave?
00:54:36Grandma always said,
00:54:38when all else fails, use salt.
00:54:40At least he can't get inside now.
00:54:46Wait, what about my box?
00:54:48No, it's probably all a dream.
00:54:51Yeah, he'll be gone in the morning.
00:54:59She'll be back for you tomorrow.
00:55:02And I'll be back for her.
00:55:11Is this his umbrella?
00:55:13But if he's a ghost,
00:55:15how am I able to touch it?
00:55:18I'm immortal.
00:55:20Immortal?
00:55:21Is he telling the truth?
00:55:24Whatever.
00:55:25At least he's gone.
00:55:29Lana!
00:55:30When are you going to hand over the house?
00:55:32That old hag's gone now.
00:55:36What did you just call my grandma?
00:55:39Also, she left the house to me in her will.
00:55:42Her will?
00:55:44That's why you kept visiting her in the hospital, huh?
00:55:46No, it's because I actually cared.
00:55:48I asked for help,
00:55:48but you kept saying you were busy.
00:55:50Oh, poor you.
00:55:51Look, she raised you,
00:55:52so it's only right that you take care of her.
00:55:54I was busy.
00:55:58Why did grandma have to raise me, huh?
00:56:00Dad's alive, but where was he?
00:56:02Martha?
00:56:04Oh, get over yourself.
00:56:07Daddy loves me more.
00:56:08All you do is nag.
00:56:10No wonder he abandoned you.
00:56:11Bella, darling, be nice,
00:56:13but according to the law,
00:56:15your father should technically get first inheritance rights.
00:56:21The locksmith's almost here.
00:56:23You can't just change my locks.
00:56:25We can, and we will.
00:56:49I'm calling the police.
00:56:53Go ahead and try, brat.
00:57:03He's back.
00:57:07Over here.
00:57:09Change the locks.
00:57:40This is my house now!
00:57:41No!
00:57:43It's grandma's!
00:57:45You can't do this!
00:57:46You'll destroy her memories!
00:57:48They say the best revenge is not to be like your enemy.
00:57:53One shouldn't sink so low.
00:57:55But sometimes, the punishment of criminals should be proportionate to their crimes.
00:58:05Grandma!
00:58:31You said 9th hour, right?
00:58:35Well, I wasn't born at 9, 9am or p.m.
00:58:38No.
00:58:40That'd be roughly 3 to 4pm by today's standards.
00:58:44Were you born at 3 o'clock?
00:58:50That's my exact time of birth.
00:58:52How did you know?
00:58:55It is you.
00:58:57Stay back!
00:59:00I'm warning you.
00:59:01We've got machines that capture ghost particles now.
00:59:04What?
00:59:04Yeah, ghost particles for ghosts like you.
00:59:07So back up before I call them.
00:59:09They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you.
00:59:13Then, you can't go to heaven.
00:59:15Ghost particles?
00:59:16As in neutrinos?
00:59:18Those aren't really from ghosts.
00:59:21They're just subatomic particles.
00:59:32What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
00:59:41I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire or the Victorian era.
00:59:45You better leave before I call an exorcist!
00:59:47I will be brave.
00:59:51I will not let anything take.
00:59:57The world will be standing in front.
01:00:04Our father, who art in heaven, deliver us from evil.
01:00:08Thy kingdom come.
01:00:09Thy will be done.
01:00:14Thy ghost didn't follow me?
01:00:19God, this is the worst day ever.
01:00:26First, I get fired on my birthday.
01:00:29And then I run into a ghost when trying to buy my own birthday cake.
01:00:32A gorgeous ghost.
01:00:35For a moment, I thought my luck had turned around.
01:00:51Hello, miss?
01:00:53Would you like to buy something?
01:00:55We're closing soon.
01:00:57Um, it looks like there's only one cake left.
01:01:00Could you give me a discount?
01:01:02Sure, it's yours for half off.
01:01:05Oops.
01:01:09Oh.
01:01:11You were here first, sir.
01:01:12Did you also want black cake?
01:01:21Oh my god.
01:01:25He's so handsome.
01:01:28Grandma always said running into beautiful people brings good luck.
01:01:32Is my bad day about to turn around?
01:01:35You can see me?
01:01:39Miss, what are you talking about?
01:01:42What man?
01:01:55Him.
01:01:56Miss, you're kind of freaking me out.
01:01:58There's no one else here.
01:02:04You're freaking me out.
01:02:05He's standing right there.
01:02:10You can't miss him.
01:02:13Tall, dark, and very handsome.
01:02:28You really can't see me.
01:02:31It's been 2,000 years since anyone has seen me.
01:02:34You said it's your birthday.
01:02:37Were you also born at the 9th hour?
01:02:45Ghost!
01:02:58Good thing I took a taxi.
01:03:04Even ghosts can't beat a car.
01:03:06And there's no way he'd know my address.
01:03:09Yeah, logic.
01:03:12The subway is faster.
01:03:24Saw your address on your termination letter.
01:03:29That's actually very logical of you, but still, why are you following me?
01:03:33I'm just a regular office drone, stuck in the rat race, just trying to get by.
01:03:38I wasn't trying to cut in line, I swear.
01:03:40It's my birthday, and I just wanted to celebrate.
01:03:43Please don't haunt me.
01:03:45I'll buy you a new cake.
01:03:48Then you can go to heaven, right?
01:03:52No, I don't...
01:03:54You don't want cake?
01:03:55Oh, wrong religion?
01:03:57Do you need money?
01:03:58A coin to pass the river Styx?
01:04:00Here.
01:04:01I may be broke, but I've still got spare change for a ghost.
01:04:05No, I'm trying to say that I'm not a ghost.
01:04:10I'm immortal.
01:04:112,000 years ago, I was cursed to walk the earth.
01:04:16Invisible to all mortals.
01:04:19Except for you.
01:04:212,000 years?
01:04:23That's around the time of the Roman Empire, isn't it?
01:04:28Did they have designer coats in ancient Rome?
01:04:34You must have skipped world history.
01:04:36I brought your box here.
01:04:38That means I can change my own clothes, right?
01:04:41Anyways, what do you want with me?
01:04:43I'm no one special.
01:04:44You are.
01:04:45You must be.
01:04:47You're the only person who has seen me in two millennia.
01:04:50You can help me break my curse.
01:04:53Stay back.
01:04:55Also, statistically, there's no way I'm the only one who can see you.
01:04:59There are 8.3 billion people on earth.
01:05:03Even if I spent the last 2,000 years searching among billions of people to excluding births and deaths,
01:05:09I'd still have to check 7,000 people every day.
01:05:13And...
01:05:15I did try.
01:05:17I really did.
01:05:25You wanted to know my time of birth, right?
01:05:33Well, back up, and I'll tell you.
01:05:39You said 9th hour, right?
01:05:43Well, I wasn't born at 9... 9 a.m. or p.m.
01:05:46No.
01:05:47That'd be roughly 3 to 4 p.m. by today's standards.
01:05:52Were you born at 3 o'clock?
01:05:58That's my exact time of birth.
01:06:00How did you know?
01:06:03It is you.
01:06:05Stay back!
01:06:08I'm warning you.
01:06:09We've got machines that capture ghost particles now.
01:06:12What?
01:06:12Yeah.
01:06:13Ghost particles.
01:06:14For ghosts.
01:06:14Like you.
01:06:15So, back up before I call them.
01:06:17They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you.
01:06:21Then, you can't go to heaven.
01:06:23Ghost particles?
01:06:25As in neutrunios?
01:06:26Those aren't really from ghosts.
01:06:29They're just subatomic particles.
01:06:40What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
01:06:48I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire or the Victorian era.
01:06:53You better leave before I call an exorcist!
01:07:22You better leave before I call an exorcist!
01:07:31See if you can get in now, ghost.
01:07:46You think those little trinkets will keep me out?
01:07:50Remember?
01:07:51The Romans killed Jesus.
01:07:58Crap, what gods did the Romans believe in again?
01:08:07Okay, pagan.
01:08:08Wait, how did they exercise ghosts?
01:08:22Okay.
01:08:24Time's up!
01:08:28Be gone, foul ghost!
01:08:30There are starving people in this world.
01:08:32You shouldn't waste food.
01:08:34Damn it!
01:08:38How's this, creep?
01:08:40Go!
01:08:40Away!
01:08:41I'd stop that if I were you.
01:08:43Shut the hell up!
01:08:44Put it in your bangs around at 3 freaking AM!
01:08:46Ah, just leave already, you stupid ghost!
01:08:55But I'm not a ghost.
01:08:56I'm just a man.
01:08:58A man who doesn't want to be forgotten by this world.
01:09:13Grandma always said, when all else fails, use salt.
01:09:17At least he can't get inside now.
01:09:23Wait, what about my box?
01:09:25No, it's probably all a dream.
01:09:28Yeah, he'll be gone in the morning.
01:09:35She'll be back for you tomorrow.
01:09:39And I'll be back for her.
01:09:48Is this his umbrella?
01:09:50But if he's a ghost, how am I able to touch it?
01:09:54I'm immortal.
01:09:56Immortal?
01:09:58Is he telling the truth?
01:10:01Whatever.
01:10:02At least he's gone.
01:10:06Lana!
01:10:07When are you gonna hand over the house?
01:10:09That old hag's gone now.
01:10:13What did you just call my grandma?
01:10:15Also, she left the house to me in her will.
01:10:19Her will?
01:10:20That's why you kept visiting her in the hospital, huh?
01:10:23No, it's because I actually cared.
01:10:24I asked for help, but you kept saying you were busy.
01:10:27Oh, poor you.
01:10:28Look, she raised you, so it's only right that you take care of her.
01:10:31I was busy.
01:10:34Why did grandma have to raise me, huh?
01:10:37Dad's alive, but where was he?
01:10:39Martha?
01:10:41Oh, get over yourself.
01:10:43Daddy loves me more.
01:10:45All you do is nag.
01:10:47No wonder he abandoned you.
01:10:48Bella, darling, be nice.
01:10:50But according to the law, your father should technically get first inheritance rights.
01:10:57The locksmith's almost here.
01:11:00You can't just change my locks.
01:11:02We can.
01:11:03And we will.
01:11:26I'm calling the police.
01:11:30Go ahead and try, brat.
01:11:40He's back.
01:11:44Over here.
01:11:45Change the locks.
01:11:46Oh, my God.
01:11:47OK.
01:11:56Let's go.
01:12:01OK.
01:12:16this is my house now no it's grandma's you can't do this you'll destroy her memories
01:12:24they say the best revenge is not to be like your enemy one shouldn't sink so low
01:12:32but sometimes the punishment of criminals should be proportionate to their crimes
01:12:42grandma
01:13:08you said ninth hour right well i wasn't born at nine nine a.m. or p.m. no that'd be
01:13:17roughly
01:13:17three to four p.m. by today's standards were you born at three o'clock
01:13:27that's my exact time of birth how did you know it is you stay back
01:13:37i'm warning you we've got machines that capture ghost particles now what yeah ghost particles
01:13:42for ghosts like you so back up before i call them they'll suck you up in some otherworldly
01:13:47vacuum and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you then you can't go to heaven ghost particles
01:13:54as in neutrinos those aren't really from ghosts they're just subatomic particles
01:14:09what would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics
01:14:18i don't care if you're a ghost from the roman empire or the victorian era you better leave
01:14:23before i call an exorcist
01:14:24i will be brave i will not let anything take
01:14:33our father who art in heaven deliver us from evil thy kingdom come thy will be done
01:14:56god this is the worst day ever
01:15:03first i get fired on my birthday and then i run into a ghost when trying to buy my own
01:15:08birthday cake
01:15:09a gorgeous ghost for a moment i thought my luck had turned around
01:15:27hello miss would you like to buy something we're closing soon
01:15:33um it looks like there's only one cake left could you give me a discount sure it's yours for half
01:15:40off
01:15:42oops
01:15:45oh
01:15:47you were here first sir did you also want that cake
01:15:57oh my god
01:16:02he's so handsome
01:16:04grandma always said running into beautiful people brings good luck
01:16:09is my bad day about to turn around
01:16:12you can see me
01:16:16miss what are you talking about what man
01:16:32him
01:16:33miss you're kind of freaking me out there's no one else here
01:16:40you're freaking me out he's standing right there
01:16:47you can't miss him
01:16:49tall
01:16:50dark
01:16:51and very handsome
01:17:05you really can see me
01:17:06see me
01:17:08it's been two thousand years since anyone has seen me
01:17:11you said it's your birthday
01:17:14were you also born at the ninth hour
01:17:21ghost
01:17:35good thing i took a taxi
01:17:41even ghosts can't beat a car
01:17:43and there's no way he'd know my address
01:17:45yeah logic
01:17:49the subway is faster
01:18:01saw your address
01:18:02on your termination letter
01:18:06that's actually very logical of you but
01:18:08still why are you following me
01:18:10i'm just a regular office drone
01:18:12stuck in the rat race
01:18:13just trying to get by
01:18:15i wasn't trying to cut in line i swear
01:18:17it's my birthday
01:18:18and i just wanted to celebrate
01:18:20please don't haunt me
01:18:22i'll buy you a new cake
01:18:24then you can go to heaven right
01:18:29no i don't
01:18:30you don't want cake
01:18:32oh wrong religion
01:18:33do you need money
01:18:35a coin to pass the river
01:18:36sticks
01:18:37here
01:18:37i may be broke
01:18:39but i've still got spare change
01:18:40for a ghost
01:18:42no i'm trying to say
01:18:44that i'm not a ghost
01:18:47i'm immortal
01:18:48two thousand years ago
01:18:50i was cursed to walk the earth
01:18:52invisible to all mortals
01:18:55except
01:18:56for you
01:18:57two thousand years
01:18:59that's around the time of the roman empire
01:19:02isn't it
01:19:04did they
01:19:05have designer coats in ancient rome
01:19:11you must have skipped world history
01:19:13i brought your box here
01:19:15that means i can change my own clothes right
01:19:17uh anyways
01:19:18what do you want with me
01:19:19i'm no one special
01:19:21you are
01:19:22you must be
01:19:23you're the only person who has seen me in two millennia
01:19:26you can help me break my curse
01:19:29stay back
01:19:30uh also
01:19:32statistically
01:19:33there's no way i'm the only one who can see you
01:19:35there are 8.3 billion people on earth
01:19:40even if i spent the last two thousand years
01:19:42searching among billions of people
01:19:44excluding births and deaths
01:19:46i'd still have to check 7,000 people
01:19:49every day
01:19:50and
01:19:52i did try
01:19:54i really did
01:19:59no
01:20:00i can't give in
01:20:02this isn't real
01:20:03he's a ghost
01:20:07you wanted to know my time of birth right
01:20:09well back up
01:20:10and i'll tell you
01:20:16you said ninth hour
01:20:18right
01:20:20well i wasn't born at 9
01:20:219 a.m. or p.m.
01:20:23no
01:20:24that'd be roughly 3 to 4 p.m. by today's standards
01:20:28were you born at 3 o'clock
01:20:35that's my exact time of birth
01:20:37how did you know
01:20:40it is you
01:20:42stay back
01:20:45i'm warning you
01:20:46we've got machines that capture ghost particles now
01:20:48what
01:20:49yeah
01:20:49ghost particles
01:20:50for ghosts
01:20:51like you
01:20:52so back up before i call them
01:20:53they'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum
01:20:55and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you
01:20:58then
01:20:58you can't go to heaven
01:21:00ghost particles
01:21:01as in neutrinos
01:21:03those
01:21:04aren't really from ghosts
01:21:06they're just subatomic particles
01:21:17what would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics
01:21:20i don't care if you're a ghost from the roman empire
01:21:28or the victorian era
01:21:30you better leave before i call an exorcist
01:21:36奶奶
01:21:37x
01:21:37x
01:21:37I don't know.
01:22:08See if you can get in now, ghost.
01:22:23You think those little trinkets will keep me out?
01:22:26Remember?
01:22:28The Romans killed Jesus.
01:22:35Crap, what gods did the Romans believe in again?
01:22:43Okay, pagan.
01:22:45Wait, how did they exercise ghosts?
01:22:58Okay, time's up!
01:23:05Be gone, foul ghost!
01:23:07There are starving people in this world.
01:23:09You shouldn't waste food.
01:23:11Damn it!
01:23:15How's this, creep?
01:23:16Go!
01:23:17Away!
01:23:18I'd stop that if I were you.
01:23:20Shut the hell up!
01:23:21What are you bangs around at 3 freaking AM?
01:23:26Ah, just leave already, you stupid ghost!
01:23:32But I'm not a ghost.
01:23:33I'm just a man.
01:23:35A man who doesn't want to be forgotten by this world.
01:23:46Why won't he just leave?
01:23:50Grandma always said,
01:23:51when all else fails, use salt.
01:23:54At least he can't get inside now.
01:23:59Wait.
01:24:00What about my box?
01:24:02No, it's probably all a dream.
01:24:04Yeah, he'll be gone in the morning.
01:24:12She'll be back for you tomorrow.
01:24:16And I'll be back for her.
01:24:25Is this his umbrella?
01:24:27But if he's a ghost,
01:24:28how am I able to touch it?
01:24:31I'm immortal.
01:24:33Immortal?
01:24:35Was he telling the truth?
01:24:38Whatever.
01:24:39At least he's gone.
01:24:43Lana!
01:24:44When are you gonna hand over the house?
01:24:46That old hag's gone now.
01:24:50What did you just call my grandma?
01:24:52Also, she left the house to me in her will.
01:24:56Her will?
01:24:57That's why you kept visiting her in the hospital, huh?
01:24:59No, it's because I actually cared.
01:25:01I asked for help, but you kept saying you were busy.
01:25:03Oh, poor you.
01:25:05Look, she raised you.
01:25:06So it's only right that you take care of her.
01:25:08I was busy.
01:25:11Why did grandma have to raise me, huh?
01:25:14Dad's alive, but where was he?
01:25:15Martha?
01:25:18Oh, get over yourself.
01:25:20Daddy loves me more.
01:25:22All you do is nag.
01:25:23No wonder he abandoned you.
01:25:25Bella, darling, be nice.
01:25:27But according to the law,
01:25:29your father should technically get first inheritance rights.
01:25:34The locksmith's almost here.
01:25:36You can't just change my locks.
01:25:38We can.
01:25:40And we will.
01:26:02I'm calling the police.
01:26:07Go ahead and try, brat.
01:26:17He's back.
01:26:21Over here.
01:26:22Change the locks.
01:26:38rarize!
01:26:40Oh, God.
01:26:41Oh, God.
01:26:46Oh, God.
01:26:47Oh, God.
01:26:53this is my house now no it's grandma's you can't do this you'll destroy her
01:27:01memories they say the best revenge is not to be like your enemy one shouldn't
01:27:07sink so low but sometimes the punishment of criminals should be proportionate to
01:27:14their crimes
01:27:18grandma
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