00:00Derek, don't forget, you're going to your grandma's after school.
00:02I don't want to go to grandma's.
00:03What's wrong with your grandma's?
00:04All we do is play Barcheesi and watch Tyler Perry movies.
00:07Well, that's too bad because...
00:08Can I just go to the trap house down the street?
00:09No, you can't.
00:10I won't do any drugs, I promise.
00:11I'll just have a couple drinks, fuck a couple bitches.
00:13You're going to your grandma's.
00:13Get on a game of spades, make a quick drop, hit a quick lick,
00:15roll up on them like I thought I told you to get on the fucking ground.
00:18Then I'll come straight home.
00:19Can I?
00:20No.
00:21Then can I go to the strip club, maybe get a quick little lap dance?
00:24What the...
00:25No.
00:25Then can I go to the casino, stack a little bread real quick?
00:28You're 11, no you can't go...
00:29Fuck it then, I'll be at the bar, I'm going to give me a little glass of honey, get a
00:31little...
00:31You'll be at your grandma's.
00:32Okay, but I'm smoking cigarettes on the porch.
00:34No, you're not.
00:34Why can't I?
00:35Derek, you're 11 years old.
00:36How old am I?
00:37You're 11, what the...
00:38Relax, I'm fucking with you.
00:40I'm going to get on bus 57, go straight to grandma's house and watch my DS family reunion.
00:47Let me get a little blunt to take.
00:49No.
00:50Think about it.
00:52I said no.
00:53Well, let's just sleep on it and then in the morning...
00:54Derek Elizabeth Beggs.