00:00Begone, foul ghost!
00:02There are starving people in this world.
00:04You shouldn't waste food.
00:05Shit!
00:09How's this, creep?
00:10Go! Away!
00:12I'd stop that if I were you.
00:13Shut the hell up!
00:15Put any things around at 3 freaking AM!
00:20Ugh! Just leave already, you stupid ghost!
00:24But I'm not a ghost.
00:25I'm just a man.
00:27A man who doesn't want to be forgotten by this world.
00:37Ugh! Why won't he just leave?
00:41Grandma always said,
00:42when all else fails, use salt.
00:44At least he can't get inside now.
00:49Wait.
00:50What about my box?
00:52No, it's probably all a dream.
00:54Yeah, he'll be gone in the morning.
01:01She'll be back for you tomorrow.
01:04And I'll be back for her.
01:11Is this his umbrella?
01:12But if he's a ghost,
01:14how am I able to touch it?
01:16I'm immortal.
01:18Immortal?
01:19Was he telling the truth?
01:21As soon as I get time...
01:22Whatever.
01:23At least he's gone.
01:24I'm gonna call you tonight.
01:27Lana!
01:28When are you gonna hand over the house?
01:30That old hag's gone now.
01:33What did you just call my grandma?
01:35Also, she left the house to me in her will.
01:39Her will?
01:40That's why you kept visiting her in the hospital, huh?
01:42No, it's because I actually cared!
01:43I asked for help,
01:44but you kept saying you were busy!
01:45Oh, poor you!
01:47Look, she raised you,
01:48so it's only right that you take care of her.
01:50I was busy.
01:53Why did grandma have to raise me, huh?
01:55Dad's alive, but where was he?
01:56Martha?
01:59Oh, get over yourself!
02:01Daddy loves me more!
02:02All you do is nag.
02:04No wonder he abandoned you!
02:05Bella, darling, be nice.
02:07But according to the law,
02:09your father should technically get first inheritance rights.
02:14The locksmith's almost here.
02:16You can't just change my locks!
02:17We can.
02:18And we will.
02:37I'm calling the police!
02:41Go ahead and try, brat.
02:51He's back.
02:54Over here!
02:55Change the locks!
03:23This is my house now!
03:25No!
03:27It's grandma's!
03:28You can't do this!
03:30You'll destroy her memories!
03:31They say,
03:32the best revenge is not to be like your enemy.
03:36One shouldn't sink so low.
03:38But sometimes,
03:39the punishment of criminals
03:41should be proportionate to their crimes.
03:47Grandma!
03:48Grandma!
03:58Reason only applies
03:59to those who can be reasoned with.
04:02Don't waste reason on people like them.
04:09Mom!
04:12What's wrong?
04:13Your stupid Halloween trick isn't going to scare us off, Lana!
04:16Stop messing around!
04:17What?
04:18You said you wanted the house.
04:20Grandma just came to welcome you.
04:23Grandma.
04:31What?
04:32Not going to say hi to grandma?
04:39Mom?
04:39Mom, why did the gate open on its own?
04:42Must have been the wind.
04:45You know what?
04:46Why don't we all stay with Grandma?
04:48Forever?
04:54Mom, let's just give up on the house, alright?
04:58Ghost or not, this property's worth millions.
05:02No, we can't!
05:08Better decide before Grandma gets mad, and that won't be pretty.
05:19Amelia, please have mercy on us.
05:21I was greedy.
05:22We don't want your house anymore.
05:23We'll leave in peace.
05:24Apologize to your grandmother now!
05:26Grandma, I'm sorry too.
05:28Please let us go.
05:29For the record, do you accept that Grandma's will is valid?
05:35Yes, we accept.
05:36Yes, yes, yes, yes, we accept.
05:41Locks all changed!
05:47Oh, I'm not the one who called.
05:49She'll pay the invoice.
05:51Sign here.
06:10That was fun.
06:11No need to thank me.
06:12You entered my house.
06:15You're welcome.
06:16All that holy water and salt?
06:18You let me make a fool of myself!
06:20Hey, like I told you, not a ghost.
06:22And wrong religion, too.
06:27What?
06:28I'm telling the truth.
06:30I'm not a ghost.
06:42Thanks for helping me out, and for keeping my stuff dry.
06:45Now tell me more about your curse.
06:49Long story short, I was ordered to find the spring of immortality.
06:53I found it.
06:53But I ruined it.
06:56The gods rebuked me.
06:58A thousand arrows to the heart, and miraculously, I did not die.
07:02Instead, I became like this.
07:04Why were you looking for immortality?
07:06Emperor's orders.
07:06I was an augur, similar to a high priest.
07:09It was my job to communicate with the gods.
07:12A high priest?
07:13So, like a fortune teller or shaman?
07:16Sure.
07:17No wonder you knew my exact time of birth.
07:18That's so cool.
07:20Now that I've told you my story, will you help me?
07:23I think you're the only one who can.
07:27Is this one of those unlimited cards?
07:30It's all yours.
07:32If you're willing to help me break the curse.
07:37You can't just buy me off.
07:39If nobody can see you, then where'd you get this card from?
07:41Decades ago, I saved a family, twice.
07:44Now they call me the Great Guardian, and help me search the world for items to break my curse.
07:48And you need a credit card to do that?
07:50Money talks.
07:51This card was an offering from them.
07:52It makes life easier.
07:53It's under one of their descendants' names.
07:55Oh, that's very generous.
07:57Who?
07:59James Renfield.
08:05My ex-boss, Mr. Renfield, Lana made a huge mistake that could have cost us the entire contract.
08:11Luckily, I saved it just in time.
08:13No!
08:14That's not true.
08:15I was the one who fixed...
08:15Enough.
08:16I only care about the results.
08:18This company is a precision machine.
08:20Anything that isn't perfect is useless.
08:24Is this some kind of trap?
08:26It's fate.
08:29You mean ill-fated.
08:31I can't use this money.
08:33That stupid Scrooge will hunt me down.
08:38The Great Guardian finally used my offering.
08:41Thirty-six dollars?
08:43Sir, the Guardian bought a cake and had it delivered to a house in the suburbs.
08:47Here's the address.
08:50Let's wrap it up.
08:51What's going on?
08:52This is unprecedented.
08:53He's never ended a meeting early.
08:57It's my money.
08:58And I'm giving it to you.
09:01Only you.
09:03That almost sounded like...
09:05A love confession.
09:11Crap.
09:12I need to pay back the huge loan I took out for Grandma's medical fees.
09:15But how?
09:16I just got fired.
09:21Take it.
09:30No thanks.
09:35This isn't about breaking the curse.
09:37I want to help you.
09:42Why?
09:43We only met yesterday.
09:45You might not realize it, but when I saw you yesterday...
09:55I felt like the gods were finally smiling down on me again.
10:05Wait, how old did you say you were?
10:092,125.
10:13Found it!
10:17I saved these for my 21st.
10:20Now, they're yours.
10:25Happy birthday.
10:26Um...
10:27I haven't even asked you what your name is.
10:30Augustus.
10:31My name is Augustus.
10:34Augustus.
10:35That's a cool name.
10:37Happy birthday, Augustus.
10:39You're the first person to say my name in 2,000 years.
10:43Why does it sound like music coming from her lips?
10:46Once we break the curse, everyone's going to be saying your name, because you're the hottest guardian angel around.
10:52Thanks.
10:53So, you're agreeing to help me?
11:01Sir, would the great guardian really be in a place like this?
11:05We're about to find out.
11:07Remember, we show the guardian our utmost respect.
11:08Understood?
11:14I was going to ask what you wished for after you blew out your candles, is then play it cool
11:18and say I'll grant your wish.
11:20Guess I ruined that.
11:22You could never ruin a thing.
11:41Once we break the curse, everyone's going to be saying your name, because you're the hottest guardian angel around.
11:46Thanks.
11:47I almost ruined the surprise, but he didn't catch on.
11:51Nice.
11:52Let's make a wish.
12:01Um, did you make your wish yet?
12:04Yes.
12:05Let's blow out the candles.
12:14You came to me, so soft, so light, like morning sun.
12:26I'll get the door!
12:32Coming!
12:32Who is...
12:39Lana Lewis?
12:41We fired her yesterday.
12:43Mr. Renford?
12:44My ex-boss?
12:46Is he here to beg for my forgiveness?
12:49Boss, she's...
12:51Greetings, great guardian.
12:53I'm a descendant of the Renfield family.
12:55Wait.
12:57Guardian?
13:00It's an honor to meet you.
13:01How should I address you?
13:03He doesn't recognize me, but he thinks I'm the guardian?
13:09Perfect.
13:11My name?
13:12Do you think a mere mortal like you deserves to know?
13:17You have not shown me the proper respect yet.
13:33Oh, great guardian, please forgive my rudeness.
13:40That's more like it.
13:41Now get up!
13:47Are you here about this?
13:49Oh, yes!
13:49I saw that you finally used my offering, so I came to officially introduce myself.
13:53I...
13:55Sir, that's Lana Lewis.
13:57Who?
13:58The woman you fired yesterday?
14:00The designer?
14:00She's not the guardian.
14:04Oops.
14:05Sorry, Mr. Renfield.
14:06But I never actually said I was the guardian.
14:09You assumed.
14:11You...
14:12We're leaving!
14:14And freeze the card!
14:26It's taking longer to recover after using my powers.
14:32He doesn't remember me?
14:34What?
14:34Am I not important enough for his majesty to recall?
14:37When serving your ruler, he is a god.
14:39But once you've been dismissed from court, he is a tyrant.
14:42He's more than a tyrant, Augustus.
14:44He's a total dictator!
14:45You're right.
14:46He sucks.
14:47Good rid us.
14:48Forget about him.
14:49Let's keep celebrating our birthday.
14:51I made my wish.
14:52Yeah, me too.
14:53So what?
14:54No!
14:59No!
14:59Aren't you going to ask me what I wished for?
15:01No.
15:02You're not supposed to tell anyone or it won't come true.
15:04You said you wanted to ask me something.
15:06When did I say that?
15:07You literally just...
15:10Never mind.
15:11Call it a superstition.
15:13Go ahead.
15:14Ask me anything.
15:15No thanks.
15:16Not in the mood.
15:17You can blame my stupid ex-boss for that.
15:21James Renfield.
15:24What's her problem?
15:25And how'd she even get her hands on that card?
15:28Maybe she stole it?
15:30No.
15:32She must be involved with the Guardian.
15:34She wasn't phased at all when I mentioned him.
15:37Stop the car!
15:51I worked my ass off.
15:52I made lead director at 25, but what do I get?
15:55Fired!
15:55All because my stupid manager stole my work and my idiot boss is too dumb to notice!
16:01And now I'm too broke to fix my phone.
16:13I can't even pay off my loans.
16:17A loan?
16:18What loan?
16:21Mr. Renfield, I think we may have angered the Guardian.
16:25Coincidentally, Miss Lewis is also very upset with you.
16:32You're saying the great Guardian, who no one has seen till now, was actually working at Renfield Designs this whole
16:37time?
16:39And I fired her?
16:42Clear my schedule.
16:43I'm going to my grandfather's.
16:44Stay here and keep an eye on her.
16:55A roommate agreement?
16:58Morning, Rumi.
17:06Rumi?
17:07When the hell did we become roommates?
17:10Yesterday.
17:10You kept chasing me around, begging me to sign.
17:13You forced me to stay the night.
17:16You're lying.
17:17That can't be true.
17:26You're lying.
17:33That can't be true.
17:44What else did I say last night?
17:46The better question is, what didn't you say?
17:50I know about your parents' divorce, getting raised by your grandma, all the way until you got fired by that
17:56bastard Renfield.
17:57You said you'd help break my curse, and then ask me to move in with you.
18:02You promised to be my...
18:06Be... be your what?
18:11I'll let you remember that one on your own.
18:16Ugh!
18:18That's it!
18:18No more wine!
18:21Eat up.
18:22Then, we're going to the Renfield office.
18:46We need a curse-breaking tool.
19:01Can't they just deliver it here?
19:02Why do you have to drag me along?
19:08Because I can't physically touch it.
19:10And it's faster this way.
19:12You got a license?
19:13Yeah.
19:14Yeah.
19:15Yeah.
19:15Yeah.
19:16Yeah.
19:25After you.
19:35Sir, they're on the move.
19:37In your car.
19:46Lana Lewis.
19:47I thought she was fired.
19:48Yeah.
19:49Why is she back?
19:51Hello.
19:52I'm here for James Renfield.
19:53Sorry, Mr. Renfield is at his family's estate, but I can help you schedule an appointment.
19:58I bet they have the object we're looking for there.
20:00Tell them to bring it here for me.
20:02Don't schedule anything.
20:03The CEO fired her.
20:05She doesn't work here anymore.
20:08Oh, my God.
20:09It's Karen Tucker.
20:10She just got promoted after winning that huge contract.
20:13She's my hero.
20:14Her designs are legendary.
20:16She's the most innovative designer in our company.
20:18Innovative designer?
20:19More like Thief.
20:21She's the one who stole my designs and got me fired.
20:29Could you please tell Mr. Renfield that the Great Guardian is here to pick up his item?
20:34Did my superior designs finally drive you crazy?
20:38Literally.
20:38What's this nonsense about the Great Guardian, Lana?
20:41How desperate.
20:43You're so pathetic.
20:44Oh, just shut up, Karen.
20:52Let's not forget why I got fired in the first place.
20:56It's because my incompetent hack of a manager stole my work.
21:01Lana, how could you say that?
21:04I tried my best to support you when your grandma was sick.
21:07I gave you days off.
21:08Oh, please.
21:09I never took a single day off during the project.
21:12You kicked me out to take the credit because you don't have any original ideas.
21:17Lana, please.
21:18What are you saying?
21:19It's unbelievable how intolerable you are.
21:21Still won't admit it.
21:25Fine.
21:27Hey, Mr. Guardian.
21:28I could really use your help right about now.
21:31See?
21:32Look!
21:32She's insane!
21:33Talking to the air!
21:35You're right.
21:36She is intolerable.
21:37Your wish is my command.
21:41I'll give you one more chance, Karen.
21:43Admit that you stole my designs.
21:45No!
21:45I did nothing wrong!
21:47You're insane!
21:48Totally certifiable!
21:50Fine.
21:51Then burn in hell.
21:58Thanks, my guardian angel.
22:01You!
22:02You witch!
22:04Security!
22:08Don't touch her!
22:15Oh, my gosh.
22:17It's Mr. James.
22:24Is she really the guardian?
22:26Miss Lewis, are you all right?
22:29What's with the sudden nice guy act?
22:31Is he feeling guilty for not remembering me?
22:34Or is this just for the guardian?
22:37Yeah, we're fine.
22:40Get back to work!
22:42Mr. Renfold!
22:43That woman is insane!
22:44She's talking to air, and she vandalized my blueprint!
22:47You were Miss Lewis' manager before, weren't you?
22:51You recommended her termination.
22:53Yes, sir!
22:54She's a danger to this company!
22:55She's dangerous.
22:57What if she sets this whole building on fire?
23:02You're right.
23:03Security.
23:05Remove this woman from the premises.
23:07Yes!
23:07Exactly, sir!
23:09She is!
23:09I mean you.
23:11Get out.
23:12You're fired.
23:16You're fired.
23:18I apologize for the spectacle.
23:20It's an honor to be in your presence, great guardian.
23:23Thank you for saving my ancestor and my bloodline.
23:31Your ancestor spent his entire fortune to help others during the war.
23:36Saving him was only right.
23:37The guardian says,
23:38Yes, your ancestor used his fortune to save many people during the war.
23:42He was glad to save him.
23:45The guardian says?
23:46Yes.
23:47The guardian is right here.
23:53Ah, of course.
23:54Please, take a seat.
23:57Don't you believe me?
23:58I wouldn't dare question you.
24:00Please, make yourselves comfortable.
24:11I'm really just here on the guardian's behalf.
24:13He'd like his item.
24:29Don't be afraid.
24:30To you, it's nothing but an old relic.
24:41What happened next?
24:43Watch it on real short.
