The Rich Kids.
Sketch Comedy by Mikaela Happas.
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Sketch Comedy by Mikaela Happas.
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00:04Hi!
00:05Hey.
00:06I've missed you so much.
00:08I've missed you, sis.
00:10How was training in California?
00:12Great. I'm gonna crush the Olympics.
00:15How's school been?
00:17School's been okay.
00:19Casey punched me in the head and gave me a concussion.
00:22But I'm dating Zoe now.
00:26You're dating Zoe? Wow.
00:28I thought she was with JJ.
00:32She was.
00:33Damn, Faye. You little homewrecker.
00:36I didn't mean-
00:37I'm kidding. I'm happy for you.
00:42Speak of the devil.
00:46Come in!
00:57Zoe!
01:03Zoe, you look great.
01:05So you weren't lying.
01:08About what?
01:09Well, first, being extremely talented.
01:13And second, being rich.
01:15Why would I lie?
01:18So people wouldn't think you're poor and untalented?
01:20Well, I'm not.
01:22And I don't lie.
01:24I see that now.
01:27Hi, Kai.
01:29Long time no see.
01:31Sup?
01:31Well, come on in.
01:32I'll show you around.
01:47Oh, hi, Mom.
01:48This is-
01:49Kai, my dear.
01:50My beautiful son.
01:51Hey, Mom.
01:52I have missed you dearly.
01:54This house has been so empty without you.
01:57Come.
01:57Come sit.
02:06Mom, this is-
02:08Did you get your alley-oop?
02:09I got my alley-oop.
02:10That's my boy.
02:11Sorry.
02:12She just hasn't seen him in a long time.
02:15So, it's okay.
02:16Do you like your new instructor?
02:17Yeah.
02:18He's pretty good.
02:19Pretty good?
02:20No.
02:21Okay.
02:22We're not paying all that money for pretty good.
02:30What are you doing?
02:31I just fired him.
02:33Oh.
02:34Mom?
02:35What, Faye?
02:36I am talking to your brother.
02:38I just wanted to introduce-
02:39Can we talk later?
02:49All right, Mom.
02:50I'm gonna go shower.
02:52I'll catch you for dinner.
02:53Sounds good, dear.
02:56Huh?
02:58Where'd she go?
03:19Hey, you must be my new tennis instructor.
03:23You're gonna play tennis in that?
03:25Uh-
03:26I mean, I don't care.
03:28You look great.
03:30I bet you look even better handling the balls.
03:35I'm Faye's friend.
03:37Why is Faye making friends with my tennis instructor?
03:40I know that girl has trouble making friends, but she's gotta stop befriending the help.
03:45She's best friends with the maid.
03:47I'm a high schooler.
03:50Wow, they start you guys young.
03:51I'm not the help.
03:52I'm just a girl.
03:53Coming over to meet my friend's family.
03:55It's off to a great start.
03:57What?
03:58I did not know this was happening.
04:04Uh...
04:09Yeah, I got tennis till 8, and then I gotta make love to the wife from 8.02 to 8
04:14.03.
04:16Yes, she's only giving me two minutes to shower.
04:18That's not the time slot I was questioning.
04:20I do have availability September 17th of 2028.
04:25Does that work?
04:26Yep.
04:27That sounds great.
04:27Have you seen Faye?
04:30No, I did not know she was home.
04:32I thought she was away to camp.
04:34Nope.
04:34She's here.
04:35Somewhere in this maze.
04:37No clue.
04:39You wanna try to teach me tennis?
04:40No thanks.
04:50Hey.
04:54Have you seen Faye?
04:56Who?
04:57Your daughter?
04:59Oh, no.
05:00I don't believe she's come home from school yet.
05:04Who are you?
05:06The new maid?
05:08Shouldn't you be working?
05:10You guys need to stop befriending Faye.
05:13Kai texted me that he clogged the toilet on the third floor.
05:16Why don't you start there?
05:18You have three floors?
05:19No, of course not dear.
05:21We have four.
05:22Right.
05:28Well, I'm not paying you to stand there.
05:38Sorry.
05:38Sorry.
05:39Sorry.
05:40Sorry.
05:41Sorry.
05:42Sorry.
05:42Sorry.
05:43I was just on my way to plunge your toilet.
05:46Why do you know that?
05:48Your mom thinks I'm the new maid.
05:51Oh, shit.
05:53Literally.
05:54Sorry.
05:55She's kind of in her own world.
05:58Except when it comes to you.
06:05You know you don't really have to plunge my toilet, right?
06:09Yeah.
06:10I was going to look for Faye.
06:11She disappeared.
06:13Try the parlor at the end of the hall.
06:15She likes to hide in there.
06:17Thanks.
06:54I'm going to go that way.
06:55You stay.
06:56Stay.
07:06Faye!
07:10Hi.
07:10I took a tour of your house.
07:12I've been looking for you.
07:15I tried the parlor.
07:16And all 14 bedrooms.
07:18Before I finally found this one.
07:20I also met your parents.
07:23Never got out my name though.
07:24They think I work here now.
07:26I'm so sorry.
07:28I just...
07:29I didn't want you to see me like this.
07:32You know, not telling the whole truth is a form of lying.
07:35You might be rich and talented, but you've got some shitty ass parents.
07:40I feel like I'd be overstepping saying that, but your dad literally flirted with me and your mom wants me
07:46to plunge your brother's poop.
07:48I'm so embarrassed.
07:51I'm so embarrassed.
07:51This is not how I wanted this to go.
07:53Did your parents even know I was coming over?
07:56I've told them every day this week.
07:58They hear about 10% of the things I say.
08:021% when Kai's here.
08:05Damn.
08:06I'm sorry.
08:08Kai is their sweet, talented, successful son.
08:12I'm just their lost, annoying, disappointing daughter.
08:16Why do you like Kai so much if he's the reason your parents treat you like this?
08:20Kai's the only one that's nice to me.
08:23Well, and our chef, and our maid, but my mom fired her.
08:29If they can't see how cool you are, that's their problem.
08:32You're literally the most successful and talented 16-year-old I've ever met.
08:37You've accomplished more than I will in a hundred lifetimes.
08:40Really?
08:42The only thing annoying about you is the fact that I have to tell you this.
08:45Sorry.
08:46It's okay.
08:47I knew you couldn't be perfect.
08:49I knew there had to be something.
08:51It was too good to be true.
08:53Well, now you don't think I'm as hot.
08:56I think you're even hotter.
08:58Imperfections make you human.
09:01That's sexy.
09:02Really?
09:05I just felt like I had to be perfect, otherwise you wouldn't like me.
09:12I made you think that.
09:15On more than five occasions.
09:20Shit.
09:21I'm sorry.
09:23I know I can kind of be a bitch sometimes.
09:27I think it just comes from insecurities, but that's not an excuse to treat you like crap.
09:36This is where you say imperfections make you sexy, Zoe.
09:43Come here.
09:51Maybe we should go to your room.
09:53What if your parents walk in?
09:55They always forget this room even exists.
09:58Why?
09:59Because I hang out in here.
10:02Oh.
10:21What's with you two?
10:23You look really excited for dinner.
10:25Yes, I cannot wait to see what your mom cooks us.
10:28My mom doesn't cook.
10:30We have a chef.
10:31Of course you do.
10:33That was so dumb of me.
10:36So is it just us and your mom?
10:38Your dad told me he's playing tennis till eight.
10:41Oh, no.
10:42He cancelled his lesson.
10:43Oh, good.
10:44He remembered he had dinner plans and was supposed to meet me.
10:47Uh, yeah.
10:49Well, this is a big deal!
10:51Well, I don't think it's that big of a deal, but...
10:53Kat is finally home from California.
11:09Oh, you invited the tennis instructor to dinner.
11:13Well, that's alright, I guess.
11:15This time...
11:16She's not your tennis instructor.
11:17She's my new maid.
11:19And why is she sitting on the clock?
11:21Dad, Mom, she's not an employee.
11:24This is Zoe.
11:26She's...
11:27My girlfriend.
11:29Girlfriend?
11:29Girlfriend.
11:30Girl-friend?
11:33Well, that's disappointing.
11:35Mom, since when are you homophobic?
11:37It's disappointing that I don't have a new maid.
11:39I fired the other one.
11:41Well, it's easy to find employees.
11:43It's not easy for Faye to find love.
11:46It's nice to meet you, Joey.
11:48I'm Jeff.
11:49Kai's dad.
11:50She's dating Faye, dad.
11:53I'm also Faye's dad.
11:56Well, I don't know if we're, like, dating yet.
11:58We haven't really had that conversation, but...
12:00Dear, don't be impolite.
12:02Introduce yourself.
12:03Hello, Zoe.
12:04I'm Dee.
12:05Oh, cool.
12:07Is Dee short for something?
12:10I'd go by Dee.
12:11Okay.
12:12You like Dee.
12:13Sometimes.
12:14Time.
12:29Shhh.
12:42Well, I've never had dinner made by a private chef.
12:45I can't wait to see what he's put together for us.
12:48Dinner is ready.
13:00Enjoy.
13:02Oh, yummy.
13:04Salad.
13:05I think it's missing some vegetables.
13:08And dressing.
13:09You're not interested?
13:11In a plain wedge of lettuce?
13:14This is dinner?
13:15How do you think we stay in shape?
13:21I don't mean to sound rude, but...
13:23If you guys are so rich, why are we using paper plates?
13:26So our kids can experience hardship.
13:29It's important to us that they experience how the other 99% lives.
13:33To build character.
13:35My family has dishes.
13:36That is also why, when we moved to this town,
13:39we put them in an underfunded public high school.
13:41They used to go to a very expensive and strict private school,
13:45but it wasn't making them well-rounded.
13:48Mm-hmm.
13:49We want to keep them grounded.
13:50Hey, bud.
13:51Tomorrow, do you want to take the new jet to school?
13:53Hell yeah.
14:04So, why did you guys move here?
14:06We're working on a new movie here.
14:08Oh, cool.
14:09Is Faye in it?
14:11No.
14:12She's retired.
14:19So, when do we start eating our lettuce?
14:23Oh, we don't eat it.
14:24We just stare at it.
14:26It reminds us to be healthy.
14:29So, how did you guys make your money?
14:32Well, that's a little personal to ask, dear.
14:34The lower class really doesn't have manners.
14:38I'm middle class.
14:39We own a very successful production company.
14:42Sinclair Productions.
14:44How did you come up with that?
14:46Well, it wasn't that hard.
14:47We just put our last name in front of Productions.
14:50I meant how did you come up with the company?
14:53Oh.
14:55We grew up in entertainment.
14:56I was an actor.
14:58Dee was an actor.
14:59It just happened.
15:01So, Kai is kind of the odd one out?
15:05Kai is the most talented person in this family.
15:08I just meant because he's a surfer and you guys are all actors.
15:11Say was an actor.
15:12And a bad one at that.
15:14That's why we made her retire.
15:16I won an Emmy and a Golden Globe.
15:18But no Oscar.
15:20I was nominated three times.
15:21And then you failed to win.
15:24I did my best.
15:25Your best is not good enough.
15:27Look at Kai, working his ass off training in California so he can win yet another Olympic gold medal.
15:33What are you doing?
15:34Getting punched in the head.
15:36Concussing your brain that already struggles to keep up.
15:39And wasting your time hooking up with girls who look like they have diseases.
15:43Zoe doesn't have diseases.
15:45I do have herpes.
15:47Dear, I think we're being a little hard on her.
15:49She's going down a bad path.
15:51She's gonna end up like her sister.
15:53You have a sister?
15:54We're triplets, actually.
15:57Well, where is she?
15:59She went down a bad path.
16:00And Faye's not far behind.
16:02Go play us something.
16:03Now.
16:40Not after all.
16:46It's just allowed you to take a look atrai.
16:50But it was kind of like her brother.
16:51You didn't think about it when the name went and cut it out.
16:51It started up in terms of marrying a woman who knew with a woman who knew because they were young
16:51too many times.
16:51And everything really ruled through them all that day.
16:51Many people who knew and Manitoba wanted to die past itself.
16:51Oldoughly actually wanted to receive her firstatra into the home.
16:51Don't you do them the job?
16:52I haven't already been doing this before until the house.
16:56But, yeah.
17:04She's off-key. She sounds terrible.
17:07We could just put her back in some lessons, I think.
17:10All that money we spent on her is just going down the drain.
17:13She can't do anything right.
17:19You guys are being disgusting.
17:21She's 16 years old and has spent her entire childhood working her ass off.
17:25I don't know what's wrong with your ears, but she sounded incredible.
17:29Was the 5 TV shows, 14 feature films, and 32 national commercials not enough for you?
17:34And if you can't be happy that your child won 2 fucking awards instead of 3, that's a you problem.
17:41Kai is great. Sure, he is. But so is Faye.
17:44And she deserves appreciation and respect from her parents.
17:47The girl has a concussion and is still going to school.
17:51She is the most talented, kindest, and hardest working person I've ever met.
17:56I don't know where she got her kind soul from, because it's short of shit, not from you.
18:03Take your dry lettuce!
18:10She'd be really good in our new movie.
18:13I was thinking the same thing.
18:14We're done with our meal.
18:19It's 8.02.
18:25Are you following me?
18:27No.
18:29I came to check on Faye.
18:32Oh.
18:33Me too.
18:35She's not in here.
18:37I guess not.
18:39Just us.
18:42Well, we should probably go look for her.
18:45She seems really upset.
18:47Yeah.
18:48This dinner was really important to her, and I don't think it could have gone much worse.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Our parents aren't very nice to Faye.
18:56She's very talented, but...
18:59For some reason, they can only see her failures.
19:03No kidding.
19:05But they seem to really love you.
19:08Yeah.
19:09Well, Faye's lucky to have you.
19:14Well, you love and care about her.
19:17Yeah, well...
19:18Not in the way you do.
19:21Well, I do really care about her, but...
19:23I don't know if I'd call it love.
19:26I think she just kind of jumped to that.
19:29I don't know if I'm there yet.
19:32But I thought you guys had been hooking up for a bit.
19:35Hooking up?
19:36No.
19:38Just making out.
19:39A lot.
19:40That's all she wants to do.
19:43She says she wants to wait.
19:45I don't really know what for.
19:47But...
19:48I'm waiting.
19:52Hmm.
19:55I guess I thought it was more serious than it is.
19:59Hmm.
20:00You and Faye both.
20:03Hmm.
20:07You and Faye both.
20:07So...
20:08It's not that serious.
20:12I didn't think so.
20:14It sounds like you're just looking for something casual.
20:17I don't know.
20:19I'm obviously attracted to her, but...
20:21I'm kind of getting a little tired of just making out.
20:26I get it.
20:27You have needs.
20:29I have needs.
20:31Yeah.
20:32Very needy.
20:35Lots of needs.
20:37So what's going to happen between you and Faye?
20:40I don't know.
20:44Why are you looking at me like that?
20:46Like what?
20:48Like you're pretty.
20:51You think I'm pretty?
20:53I thought you were attractive the day I met you.
20:56But my sister kind of called dibs, didn't she?
21:00I mean, you can't really call dibs on a human being.
21:04So you and Faye aren't actually together?
21:09No.
21:09I never actually agreed to that.
21:12She's just assuming, which is kind of frustrating.
21:14Why?
21:17Just wondering.
21:24You keep getting closer to me.
21:27Do you want me to back up?
21:30No.
21:32Do you want me to get closer?
21:36Hmm?
21:38How close?
21:43This close.
21:47Do you want me to kiss you, Zoe?
21:51I'm really trying to be a better person, Kai.
21:55Okay.
21:57Yeah.
22:01I understand.
22:04I can start tomorrow.
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