Grumpy sea captain Cappy Ricks returns from a voyage at sea to find his family and business in chaos. He devises a plan to invite them all on a boating trip and strand them on a desert island to change their ways.
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01:12Ahoy! Ahoy there, Bill Peck! Ahoy, Cappy!
01:20Cappy, I sure am glad to see you. Good to see you, Bill.
01:24Anybody else know him back? No, as far as the family's concerned, you're not due back for two weeks yet.
01:28Good.
01:30Hey, I thought maybe it'd fly back on the China Clipper.
01:32Ha-ha! I don't want nothing between me and the water except in a good, solid keel.
01:36Come on, let's go.
01:37All right.
01:46Same old house, huh?
01:48It's the same from the outside, anyhow.
01:50See you tomorrow?
01:51You will see me sooner than that.
01:53So long.
02:06Is the Ricks home?
02:07Yes, sir.
02:08What are you expecting?
02:09Expected?
02:10Why, the pink-toed prophet, it doesn't look that way.
02:14What stupid landlubber's idea are all these trick decorations?
02:26Cassie!
02:27Cassie!
02:29Cassie!
02:29You're all silly!
02:31Why, you look very near younger!
02:33You look wonderful!
02:35We didn't expect you for weeks!
02:37I should've come home a lot sooner, I can see that.
02:40Cassie!
02:40You're all soul shaker!
02:43What a surprise!
02:46Though I must say, you might have let us know.
02:48It throws the entire party out of balance.
02:50Party? But how are...
02:51Not well at all, thank you.
02:53Quite ill, in fact.
02:54It's been such a task.
02:55The house was so undisciplined, I simply had to do the servants all over.
02:59Servants?
03:02Where's Maggie Brown?
03:03Maggie Brown?
03:04My cook!
03:05Oh, why, she resigned.
03:08Didn't she, Frankie?
03:09She couldn't take it.
03:12Far be it from me to hurt the wife of my late partner.
03:15But, Mrs. Peasley, for three years I've withheld any comment about my daughter's marriage to your son.
03:20But you remember this.
03:22You're his mother and not mine.
03:23Of course!
03:26What a sense of humor!
03:28Cappy, you've just time to dress.
03:30We'll manage to squeeze you into dinner somehow.
03:32Frank, you'll be a darling and help your father.
03:34Oh, dear!
03:36Take Mr. Rick's hat.
03:39And his coat.
03:41And his cigar.
03:48Clear the deck, you lily-livered swab!
03:52Now let's get to the bottom of this.
03:54You can't dig that deep before dinner, darling.
03:57There's been so many changes, it would be better if you took them in very small doses.
04:00I'll take nothing.
04:01Who allowed her on the bridge of this ship, anyways?
04:03Allowed?
04:04Ha!
04:04She dropped in for a weekend about a year ago.
04:07A year ago?
04:07Or does it just seem that long?
04:10Oh!
04:11Who's coming to dinner?
04:13The Bottomley.
04:14Waldo P. Bottomley, the gadget peddler?
04:16Now wait a minute, Dad.
04:18All that has to change.
04:19Have you met Waldo Junior?
04:20No, and if he's anything like Senior, don't want to meet him.
04:23All right.
04:24If you want to go through life without speaking to your son-in-law.
04:27Son-in-law?
04:28Young Bottomley?
04:28What about you and Bill Peck?
04:31Don't mention that stubborn mule to me.
04:33Have you broken off with Bill?
04:34Months ago.
04:35He's too bossy.
04:36Almost as bad as you.
04:38Oh, you!
04:41Waldo P. Bottomley.
04:43For 20 years I've been keeping that old barnacle scraped off in my house.
04:47Now he's got a grip on my stern.
04:57Hey, am I seeing things or something?
05:00Not at all.
05:01It's an automatic door and it works with a photoelectric cell or whatever you call it.
05:06Oh, a Bottomley product, huh?
05:12Well, I know one Bottomley product that's not going to get into my family if I have anything to say
05:17about it.
05:19It's a fine homecoming.
05:30Now, Cappy, with Frankie and Junior about to be married, I propose that we bury the hatchet.
05:34That might not be so easy.
05:36Nonsense.
05:37Nonsense.
05:37You'll save yourself a lot of trouble if you come around to my way of thinking.
05:41What?
05:42Tell them about the yacht there.
05:43You must have read about it, Cappy.
05:45The papers called it Bottomley's Greenboats.
05:47Going in the yacht business, huh?
05:50No, no.
05:50Now, don't worry about any competition.
05:52It's just a little thing I got the youngsters for a wedding present, for a honeymoon trip.
05:55What kind?
05:56A schooner type, 75-footer.
05:58Just too cute for words.
06:02The latest thing, Cappy.
06:04All chromium finish.
06:07Wait till you see it, Cappy.
06:08It's wonderful.
06:09All you do is push a button and things happen.
06:11What about the crew?
06:13Well, that's just the point.
06:14There isn't any crew.
06:15Labor-saving devices by Bottomley Automatic Products Corporation.
06:19Progress, Cappy.
06:20Progress.
06:21No crew, huh?
06:22Just push buttons.
06:23Well, what happens if one of them gadgets gets out of whack, huh?
06:26Things happen.
06:27Mrs. Peasley just told us.
06:29You're not going to see on any floating switchboard.
06:32I will if I want to and I want to.
06:36I'd like to see anyone try and stop me.
06:38Remember, Cappy, you came home for peace and quiet.
06:42Quiet.
06:44I'm telling you, my daughter's not going on that contraption.
06:47You don't know it, but times are passing you by, you old-fashioned granny.
06:54Why, step outside, you spineless jellyfish, and I'll give you something old-fashioned right on the end of your snoot.
07:00Now, dance.
07:01What a fine mess you've made of things while I'm gone.
07:04Turning the house into a nightmare.
07:06And do you know when the weekend's over?
07:08And you, you practically ruined the business with your bottomly conveyors.
07:13Bottomly automatic envelope openers.
07:15Bottomly everything.
07:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:18I felt it my duty as general manager.
07:20Manager?
07:21Why, you're no longer even able to manage the postage stamps.
07:24Seems your fame is spreading, Matthew, my dear.
07:26And you, climb down off of that English accent.
07:28I'll get to you in a minute.
07:29Where were you when this was going on?
07:31I've resigned.
07:32Nobody resigns from me.
07:33I fire them.
07:35You.
07:36You weren't satisfied at getting your gadgets into my business, but you're trying to get this gadget into my house.
07:43Ah, you have all become slovenly and shipless.
07:46And by-by the machine is going out of whack.
07:49And then you'll wish you knew how to use your hands and your heads, you addle-brained bunch of button
07:55pushers.
07:56Come on, Bill. Let's get some fresh air.
07:57Cappy Ricks.
07:58You sit down there and listen to me.
08:02I'll do nothing of that kind.
08:03Now you listen to me.
08:05You're all Mr. Bottomly said.
08:07Old fashioned, behind the times, antiquated.
08:09Now see here, I...
08:10Silence.
08:11You've been saying my business this and my business that.
08:14It may interest you to know it isn't your business.
08:16Not anymore.
08:17What?
08:18Do you want to tell him or shall I?
08:20Well, I...
08:22We, that is, Mr. Bottomly and myself, bought of old Mr. Ford's interest.
08:26And that gives us 51% of the business.
08:29In other words, Cappy, we control it.
08:32And now can I ask what you intend to do with it?
08:35Oh, that's quite simple.
08:37We intend to merger with Bottomly Incorporated.
08:40Over my dead body, you will.
08:44Come on, Bill. I gotta go where there's peace and quiet.
08:47I gotta figure this mess out.
08:49You're gonna try to tell me you can't run my business or my family anymore, huh?
08:53I don't have to tell you.
08:55Mrs. Peasley owns 51% of the business.
08:57And she'll go through with that merger just to...
08:58All blast, Mrs. Peasley.
09:00Well, that's your business.
09:01Now, what about your family?
09:03I'll fix them too, every last one of them.
09:05How?
09:06You can't do anything with Matt.
09:07He's under his mother's thumb.
09:08And you can't keep Ellen from getting a divorce.
09:10And you try to tell Frankie what to do and...
09:13Well, you just try.
09:14Why, you pinheaded young swath.
09:17They ain't nothing the matter with Matt and them girls.
09:20They just got soft, that's all.
09:22If they're surrounded.
09:23It's Mrs. Peasley.
09:24Right.
09:25She ain't altogether to blame either.
09:28Bottomly's at the bottom of this.
09:30Bill Peck, I'll bet you $5,000 I can clean up this mess, family and business,
09:35inside of three months.
09:36And that goes for Mrs. Peasley too.
09:41Well, what about it?
09:43It's a bet.
09:44We'll do it, Bill.
09:45We?
09:46Oh, now wait a minute.
09:47You mean I've got to help you make me lose my bet?
09:50Oh, welching already, huh?
09:53Well, I might have known it.
09:55All right.
09:56All right.
09:56What's your plan?
09:57Listen, young swath.
09:59I can't take the business away from Mrs. Peasley.
10:02But I can take Mrs. Peasley away from the business before I lose it.
10:06Why, in a week's time I'll have that old hen eaten out of my hand.
10:08And that'll be a break for Ellen too.
10:10And that's for Frankie.
10:12And that pushy-wilder son of a button pushy.
10:21Caffey.
10:22Lend a hand with the luggage there.
10:31Seems like a dirty trick with the elector all ready for our maiden voyage.
10:34I know, Waldo.
10:36But Caffey's going away on another long trip next Monday.
10:39And we simply have to humor him his last weekend with us.
10:43Here, darling.
10:44Let me help you.
10:44Don't you, darling, me.
10:46I'm only doing this for Caffey.
10:47Next Monday I'm going ahead with my plan.
10:49Ellen, how can you hold such a fault?
10:51Bye-bye, Waldo.
10:52Give your dear father my love and tell him I'll be back on Monday to sign the merger papers.
10:57Ellen, you're not really going...
10:59Next Monday I'm flying to Reno.
11:00I'm slipping tired of you and your mother.
11:02Oh, stop arguing.
11:04Bad enough to spend two days on this old wash tub.
11:06Wash tub?
11:07The Gloria Ricks?
11:08Why, let me tell you, young lady, she's the finest, dirtiest sailing craft this side of...
11:13Paradise, I know.
11:14But wait till you see the electorate.
11:16Ah, a toy for a child to play with in the bath.
11:18Well, let's not waste any more time.
11:20Tide's just about right.
11:22There's a fine sailing breeze right outside the breakwater.
11:39Breathe deep, Matt.
11:40You'll get over it.
11:42I'll never get over it.
11:43Not on this cruise, anyway.
11:45Don't worry.
11:46I still say you'll get over it.
11:53Oh!
11:56Oh, it's you.
11:57Now, don't worry.
11:58I don't like this any more than you do.
12:00One of Kathy's lesser ideas.
12:03Well, come on.
12:03Get off the ropes.
12:04Off the ropes!
12:05Very graceful, my dear.
12:07But I must say it looked pretty obvious.
12:09Looked real accidental to me.
12:11I can stand anything for two days.
12:13Go ahead, enjoy yourself.
12:15Maybe I shall.
12:17He's very attractive.
12:18Call us hands and off.
12:25Don't look now, Kathy, but look!
12:28Oh, the sea!
12:30The sea!
12:31The beautiful sea!
12:32I feel so strong and reckless.
12:35Isn't this air elevating?
12:37You mean in...
12:39...figurating, Mother?
12:41And the motion of the boat is really an exercise.
12:43I'm starving.
12:45When do we chow?
12:47Or is it mess?
12:50Mess?
12:52Take the wheels.
12:58Think he can stand it?
13:00Huh?
13:00Would you like to pull ashore and call the vet off?
13:02No.
13:03I always knew I was thoughtful.
13:05I could go on sailing forever and ever.
13:08Good lady, if you only knew.
13:27Good morning.
13:28Good morning.
13:28Tea soup out there, eh?
13:30Yes, miss.
13:30With noodles.
13:32Oh, gosh, what a fun.
13:34Reminds me of London.
13:35Oh, dear, please.
13:36Let's be sensible.
13:37I don't think we'll ever get in.
13:38Are we in port yet?
13:40We'll be in dock in an hour.
13:41I can tell by the groundswell we're inside the Golden Gate.
13:44Thank heavens.
13:44I do hope for bottomless we'll be at the dock to meet us.
13:47Oh, Stuart, stop messing about like that and take these things out on the deck.
13:50It's fine.
13:51It's kind of damp to dry outside, miss.
13:52You'd better wait until the sun comes out.
13:54Don't be idiotic, Stuart.
13:55Take the luggage, will you?
13:56I'll call the mate.
13:58That's right.
13:58Give the mating call.
14:02Ma'am, go up on deck and see if you can find out when we get in.
14:04Good morning.
14:05Good morning, everybody.
14:07Will you see that our bags are put up on deck, please?
14:10Why?
14:11Why does anyone want the luggage put out on deck?
14:13When a cruise is over, isn't it customary to have the luggage put on deck before docking?
14:18Oh, I see.
14:19You don't want to waste any time getting ashore.
14:21That's right.
14:22Well, how about an hour before we land?
14:24Good enough?
14:25Will we be late?
14:26Your luggage will be on deck an hour before we land.
14:29When will that be?
14:30Well, to be conservative, I should say, with favorable trade winds and barring bad weather,
14:35we should be able to dock in about eight weeks.
14:39What?
14:40Eight weeks?
14:40What?
14:40Oh!
14:41Oh!
14:48Falks melting fast.
14:49Looks like fine sailing up ahead.
14:50Yeah.
14:52Oh, too soon, I guess.
14:53Looks like a storm brewing.
14:58Where are we?
14:59And why?
15:00This is an outrage.
15:01I demand that you turn back.
15:02Still demanding, huh?
15:03Well, we're 400 miles offshore and I'm not turning back.
15:07But you must.
15:07I don't want any more sailing.
15:09What about the Bottomleys?
15:10What about the merger?
15:11Bottomleys?
15:12The merger?
15:13That's your idea.
15:14Let me inform you, madam.
15:16You're not in my house now.
15:18You're aboard my ship.
15:19And I'm boss here.
15:21Oh!
15:21Oh, I'm going to have an attack of vertigo.
15:23Well, have it below deck.
15:26Did anyone ever tell you I was going to Reno today?
15:29Well, you've got a long swim ahead of you.
15:31Well, it can't be.
15:32Fun's fun, but I'm...
15:33Well, I'm having it.
15:34But, but, but, but, but, think of the Rick's Navigation Company.
15:37I am thinking of it.
15:39Did you think you could push a bottomly button and run my business?
15:43Why, have you had any sense, all of you?
15:45You'll see we're running short-handed on this trip.
15:47And that's for a purpose.
15:49I'm going to work some of the bottomly push-button influence out of your system.
15:54First mate Peck here will assign you your job.
15:57What?
15:58Matt, regular crew, sail and deck.
16:00Ellen, cabin stewardess.
16:01Frankie, dining salon.
16:03And you, Mrs. Beasley, will be in charge of laundry and dishes.
16:09Suppose we refuse?
16:10That's mutiny.
16:11We use force to put that down.
16:13Force?
16:14Ha!
16:14Don't forget, there's still passive resistance.
16:17You'll get no satisfaction out of me, you big bully.
16:23Ha!
16:23Ah, now, oh, oh, wait a minute, young lady.
16:26Take your hands off me.
16:27I'll if you promise not to jump.
16:29Ah, now, oh.
16:29Captain Lanning.
16:30Nothing.
16:32Ah, now, oh, oh, oh, wait a minute, young lady.
16:35Take your hands off me.
16:38Promise nothing.
16:39Ah, now, there's sharks down there, you know.
16:42Sharks up here, too.
16:43Take this horse collar off of me.
16:45Not yet.
16:46Have a good mind to let you wear it for the rest of the trip like a necklace.
16:49But I tell you, Captain, he's not responsible.
16:52I'll give you $500 if you put back to port.
16:54Don't you see? Cap is getting old. He's lost his mind.
16:58That's still mutiny.
17:00Captain Lannan, if anybody attempts to coerce the crew, you've got my orders to throw him in iron.
17:04All right, sir.
17:05I'll have no more nonsense from you. Get me a jar.
17:16Let's go.
17:18Let's go.
17:28Let's go.
17:32Let's go.
17:56Oh, I know I'm dying.
18:16I'll show them.
18:17You've been saying that for a month and we've been doing the work of six men.
18:21It's just a waste of time.
18:22I tell you, Cappy, they're hopeless.
18:23Oh, I've been giving them rope.
18:25Yeah, they've been stringing us up with it.
18:26Why don't you forget about it and give in?
18:28Cappy.
18:29Yes, sir.
18:30Everything ready?
18:30Yes, sir.
18:31Get going, you'll get your orders.
18:33Give in.
18:34Why, I just got started.
18:36Why are we anchored so close to this frightful island?
18:39Those cannibals came out and murdered us.
18:42The island is uninhabited.
18:44That won't stop the cannibals.
18:45Mother, when an island is uninhabited, that includes cannibals too.
18:49That's what I said.
18:55Well, the cruise has been a failure.
18:59It's taken you eight weeks to find that out.
19:02I thought if we shook off civilization for a while, why, you might toughen up a bit and
19:07come to your senses.
19:08You see, I was wrong.
19:11You can't change human nature.
19:13And it's taken you 60 years to find that out too.
19:15I'm willing to learn.
19:18You can all relax.
19:20You win.
19:24I love you anyway, darling.
19:26Suppose you are a little slow on the upbeat.
19:29No one's perfect.
19:30When did we start home?
19:32In the morning.
19:33It's about time you came to what senses you have.
19:36I'm really grateful.
19:38It's all right, ma'am.
19:39I smell smoke.
19:41No.
19:41No.
19:43No.
19:43Come on, darling.
19:44Come on.
19:45Oh.
19:47Oh.
19:48Oh.
19:49Oh.
19:53All right.
19:54Come on.
19:54Come on, Captain.
19:55You're.
19:56Never mind about them.
19:57Why aren't they coming?
19:58We'll be all right.
19:59If we can't put out the fire, we'll get off attack.
20:02No.
20:02Don't take any chances.
20:13You can't keep the capital of a steward like that.
20:16Oh.
20:17They'll be all right, darling.
20:19You weren't taking any chances, will you?
20:35Oh.
20:36Oh.
20:36Oh.
20:36This should happen to me.
20:38Away from the sea at my age.
20:42Can you see anything?
20:43No.
20:44What about Captain Lanning and the steward?
20:46Oh, they'll come in in the other dory.
20:48It's only five miles off shore.
20:49So what will we do?
20:51Do the best we can.
20:52We'll find the highest point on the island and build a fire.
20:55Don't worry.
20:56We'll attract the attention of some passing ship.
20:58But this island is 300 miles off any ship lane.
21:01You said so yourself.
21:02I know it.
21:03Well.
21:04We might be marooned here forever.
21:06How are we going to live?
21:08Don't worry.
21:08We'll get along.
21:10Long.
21:11Food.
21:11We're safe.
21:13We're safe.
21:14Kathy, you're wonderful.
21:15I always believe in being prepared.
21:17What's the use in getting in a lifeboat and then starving to death?
21:20You mean we may be stuck here indefinitely?
21:26Just us?
21:28Just one big happy family.
21:30Kathy, how deliciously thoughtful.
21:33Everything to stop housekeeping.
21:35Reminds me of when I was first married.
21:37What a memory.
21:38Oh, this heavenly.
21:51Not attending, is it?
21:54Braddock speaking.
21:55Daily report to CR.
21:56Steady breeze.
21:5711 knots.
21:58145 degrees.
21:5913 minutes.
22:0018 seconds north.
22:02300 miles south by southeast of Hawaii.
22:04I am.
22:06It would be important less than a month.
22:08You better tell the family.
22:09It's going to be much worse when they find out for themselves.
22:11They never will.
22:12How are you going to explain to Gloria Ricks?
22:14She's going to be dismantled.
22:16About a month, one of my ships will pick us up.
22:18Lanning will be aboard with the Alibi.
22:20Gloria Ricks lost at sea.
22:22He and the steward picked up by a passing ship.
22:24That's simple enough.
22:25Yeah, but it doesn't help me.
22:26After the heroic way, we abandoned the Gloria Ricks.
22:29Oh, well, you suppose I stand in with Frankie.
22:31Well, what do you care?
22:32You're not in love with her.
22:33Who says I'm not?
22:34You said so a dozen times.
22:35Said she was useless.
22:38Be careful of this tropic atmosphere, my lad.
22:40It gets balmy down here.
22:42Well, things won't be so balmy when I tell her the truth about the Gloria Ricks.
22:45Now, don't forget your promise, Bill.
22:47Oh, you got me all tied down with promises.
22:58Now, I don't object, mind you, to doing my share of the work.
23:01But those two lazy monsters might help.
23:04Help?
23:04They expect you to be grateful to them.
23:06For what?
23:08Allowing us to breathe?
23:09We clean, cook, wash their clothes, and they live in luxury.
23:13While we sleep like monkeys in the trees.
23:16Well, there's no law against building yourself a house.
23:19And no time either.
23:21Poor Matt wants to.
23:22But work or starve.
23:24Well, that's their motto.
23:26That's Bill's motto.
23:27He's so masterful.
23:31There are you.
23:36Matt, say something.
23:38Hello.
23:39Poor Matthew.
23:40Are you exhausted?
23:42Yes, and I'm full of blisters, too.
23:44I have all the dirty work to do while Bill and Cappy go fishing.
23:47Why don't they build us a house?
23:49I'll do the fishing.
23:50You get seasick if you look at the water.
23:53Who elected Bill head of this outfit, anyway?
23:56Ellen.
23:57You're so obvious, my dear.
23:59You should talk.
24:00Bill Peck means nothing to me, no matter how many fish he catches.
24:04Why, if you were the last available man on Earth.
24:06He is, for you.
24:08Poor Frankie.
24:09Torn between the devil and the desert island.
24:11Now, my dear, don't let this temporary tragedy lead you into doing anything hasty.
24:14Just hold a strong foot on Waldo and it'll come through.
24:18Don't weaken, my dear.
24:19Just because Bill is so good looking and masterful.
24:22I see.
24:24That's the reason you're warning me against him.
24:27Really?
24:28Francis?
24:29Frank.
24:30Well, I don't trust her.
24:39Hello, Leah.
24:40May I help?
24:41No, thanks.
24:42Where's Ellen?
24:43Oh, she usually helps me.
24:46Hello, Frankie.
24:47Okay.
24:57Can I help?
24:58I can manage.
25:00Shall I hold the goers?
25:02No, thanks.
25:02Ellen usually does that.
25:04Oh.
25:06Where did you learn that?
25:07The British West Indies?
25:16Bill.
25:17Can I catch him for you?
25:18No, thanks.
25:19I've got a catcher.
25:23Hi there, Frankie.
25:25Remember, you're a long way from Reno.
25:42Oh, dear.
25:44Fish and eggs and eggs and fish.
25:47You used to like caviar.
25:48That's eggs and fish in one.
25:50I'm just dying for some dessert.
25:52For a change.
25:53Grape Suzettis, for instance.
26:01And what do you think you've got there, Mother?
26:04Dessert.
26:05Peaches, if you must know.
26:07What makes you so sure it isn't hash?
26:10I know peaches.
26:11They gurgle.
26:12Peaches don't gurgle.
26:13They swish.
26:14Well, there's only one way to find out.
26:16Here.
26:26Fish.
26:30Find some of Bill's fresh hand-picked eggs.
26:32He got them off the crib this morning.
26:34Stolen, no doubt.
26:35No, I climbed up and tossed them down to Ellis.
26:38Yes.
26:39We had so much fun.
26:40I imagine.
26:50What's the matter with the eggs?
26:52I prefer the fish.
26:53The eggs taste too fishy.
26:57What do you expect sea bird's eggs to taste like?
27:00Milk and honey?
27:00I was merely voicing my preference.
27:03Is there any objections?
27:05Well, I think I'll hike up to the cliff and light the signal fire.
27:07Matt, did you chop plenty of wood?
27:09Yes, I worked this afternoon.
27:12You see, I can stand to walk.
27:13I'll go along with you.
27:14No thanks.
27:14Oh, I'll go with him.
27:15You turn to do the dishes.
27:16You can't get out of there.
27:17Well, I think I'll strike the hay, as the workmen say.
27:31I've got a surprise for you.
27:33You couldn't surprise me.
27:35Oh, I don't know about that.
27:36Wait till you see.
27:38I'm not interested.
27:39Here.
27:40Darling, you know I'm mad about you.
27:42I'd do anything for you.
27:43Anything.
27:44You would?
27:45Anything, darling.
27:46Then go punch your mother right on the nose.
27:50Ellen, how could you?
27:58What's bothering you, Frankie?
28:00Oh, nothing.
28:03You look mighty unhappy to me.
28:05I'm not unhappy.
28:07Can't a girl have a little peace and quiet to think about things?
28:10Oh, sure.
28:12I didn't mean to butt in.
28:14Oh, I'm sorry, Kathy.
28:17But do you think there's any chance of us ever getting away from this place?
28:21We can hope.
28:22Now, Kathy, you can't hope yourself off of an island.
28:27Suppose we're stuck here for the rest of our lives.
28:29What then?
28:30I don't know.
28:32Well, I mean...
28:34Of course we've dropped most of the conventions of civilization, but...
28:37Did you miss it?
28:39Well, no, it isn't that, but...
28:41Well, there's some things that you just can't drop.
28:44Like what?
28:47Well...
28:47Well, how in the dickens can a girl get married in a place like this?
28:58That's so funny.
28:59Frankie, she wants to get married.
29:02Married?
29:02Oh, yes.
29:03Fine thing.
29:04She and Bill.
29:05No, no.
29:06Congratulations.
29:07No, no.
29:08You can't rush into a thing like that.
29:10What is there to wait for?
29:12Oh, you've got to give it...
29:13Give it some thought.
29:14You've got to think about it.
29:16I've been doing nothing but thinking lately.
29:19Well, it's high time both she and Bill settle down.
29:22What did Bill say about it?
29:24Bill?
29:25Well, I haven't mentioned it to him.
29:39May I help?
29:52What are you doing up here?
29:54Well, you see, I've been thinking.
29:57Patient on the road to recovery.
29:59Oh, Bill.
30:00May I talk seriously to you for a minute?
30:03I don't know.
30:04Can you?
30:05Oh, come on. Sit down.
30:12Bill.
30:13Suppose we're never rescued.
30:15Well, we will be.
30:16But even if we weren't, there's worse places in the world than this.
30:19Don't you ever think about getting home?
30:21Why think about it?
30:22All right.
30:24Now, think about us.
30:25Right here.
30:27Are you satisfied to do nothing but fish and steal eggs for the rest of your life?
30:31What else is there to do?
30:36Bill.
30:37We were engaged to be married once.
30:39Remember?
30:40Sure, and you?
30:41I know.
30:42It was all my fault.
30:45Remember the way you used to put your arms around me?
30:47That's the first thing I remember to forget.
30:52There.
30:53Like that.
30:56You know, you're coming up here every night and starting that fire is a joke.
31:00Why?
31:00What makes you think that?
31:01Oh, we're way off the ship lane.
31:03We'll never be seen.
31:04Well, suppose, uh...
31:06All right.
31:08Let's wait the rest of our lives and suppose.
31:11Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
31:13Making me propose?
31:19Frankie!
31:33Now, you let me tell you something, young lady.
31:34It was your fault we called it off in San Francisco.
31:37If we ever get back there again, it's liable to be the same thing.
31:41Well, rather than that, let's forget about it.
31:44Because you love me?
31:45Yes.
31:46And there's another reason why we've got to wait.
31:48Nothing can be that important.
31:50Well, it is, though.
31:51Besides, we couldn't get married even if we wanted to.
31:54Well, we want to.
31:55We can.
32:15Breakfast smells good.
32:16Say, what are you celebrating?
32:19Mmm!
32:20William, I don't know whether it's your cooking or my appetite,
32:23but every day I seem to be eating more and more.
32:26Well, you don't seem to short, Mrs. Beasley.
32:27Thank you, William.
32:29I was kind of late last night, weren't you?
32:30Uh-huh.
32:31Where's Frankie?
32:32Down the beach, taking a swim?
32:34What's the occasion?
32:35Somebody have any on Earth Day?
32:39Good morning!
32:41Let's eat!
32:42That's all anybody seems to think about these days.
32:45Oh, I don't know about that.
32:46Now, what are you going to spring?
32:48Well, last night Bill and I decided to become man and wife.
32:52What?
32:52You mean you...
32:53Why, it's scandalous.
32:55No, that's putting it mildly.
32:57It's impossible.
32:58Why is it?
32:59Why?
32:59Why indeed?
33:00Do you mean to sit here and flaunt the conventions under our very noses?
33:03What conventions?
33:04Why, uh...
33:05It's immoral.
33:06That's all I've got to say.
33:08What's immoral about getting married?
33:10Married?
33:11Oh.
33:12But what about Waldo Botanley Jr.?
33:14Well, what about him?
33:16Now, there's no use arguing.
33:18We've decided.
33:19You mean you have?
33:20Well, I haven't.
33:21If you two callous groups won't protect this helpless girl, I will with my last breath.
33:26Save your breath, Mrs. Teasley.
33:28We are going to be married.
33:30But there isn't a minister.
33:32Not even a justice of the peace.
33:34Bill, you tell them.
33:35Captain's a licensed sea captain.
33:36But he isn't at sea.
33:38Well, he's the only one who isn't.
33:48Well, here he is.
33:49Yeah, this is far enough.
33:50Tip yours, my lad.
33:52Stand up.
33:54You can quit walking the boat.
33:58This marriage might sound informal, but that ain't gonna prevent it from stickin', it's gonna be awful legal.
34:04If it can't be any too legal for me.
34:08And that can wait till after the ceremony.
34:13The wave knocked me off my balance.
34:16Cappy's losing his sea legs. Cappy's losing his sea legs.
34:20Cut that out. Now we get down to business.
34:22Bad day for Cappy. He's also losing his daughter.
34:24Are you sure you could do this without the book?
34:26Boy, I've tied dozens of them at sea in my time.
34:29I know the words by heart.
34:30Oh, God, stop shaking. You looked at the boat.
34:34It's warming up.
34:36It is getting warm.
34:39Oh, Cappy, get going.
34:40Between the sun and the excitement, I'm afraid he'll faint.
34:43Aye, aye, mate.
34:44We are gathered here in this doorway today
34:46to join this happy couple in the holy bonds of matrimony.
34:51What's the matter with you?
34:53I know you've never tried anything like this before.
34:56That's right. Maybe we'd better talk.
34:59We can do that after marriage.
35:01Do you, William Peck, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife,
35:05to love, honor, and provide for so long as you shall live?
35:09Well, do you? Come on. Any minute now.
35:13What's the matter with you, Bill? Do you or don't you?
35:15No, yes, I do, but I...
35:17Well, it's all right so far, then.
35:19Do you, Frankie...
35:21Francis.
35:21Oh, yeah, Francis.
35:22Do you, Francis Ricks, take this man to be your lawful wedded husband,
35:25to love, honor, and cherish so long as you shall live?
35:29I... I do.
35:30That's what they all say.
35:37And now, Ebner and Ben will conclude the program...
35:40Well, suppose you've got to get together.
35:40...with a good old hillbilly special.
35:41I guess you didn't know about this.
35:43We forgot to tell you.
35:44That isn't all you forgot to tell me.
35:46All right, come on.
35:47Out with the proof.
35:47Why, Francis, if it was all in fun...
35:49Don't you, Francis, leave.
35:51So, that's the reason you came fishing at the same hour every day.
35:55You were in touch with someone.
35:58Sorta.
35:58Captain Lanning and the steward weren't lost.
36:01No.
36:02And it wasn't a real fire.
36:04No.
36:05Smoke pots and oily rags where it wouldn't do any damage.
36:08So, that's the reason you were so brave about it all.
36:10That's the reason you didn't mind being here while we were frightened to death.
36:13You were laughing at us.
36:15My hero.
36:17Francis Crusoe, Jr.
36:18You were going through with the wedding.
36:20You tricked me.
36:21I didn't want to marry you in the first place.
36:23I told you so.
36:24You said you loved me.
36:25Well, I do love you, but I...
36:26You snake in the woodpile.
36:29When are we going to be picked up?
36:31In about two weeks.
36:33Wait until Mrs. Peasley hears about this.
36:37This is station NLHY, San Francisco.
36:39We now bring you a half hour of dance music by Harry Brown and his singing swingsters.
36:43If I'll carry you...
36:45Mind you, get them clean.
36:46You two have got a lot of dish washing to make up for.
36:48And a lot of wood chopping to do, too.
36:51Made something of a man out of him, the fool.
36:53Less talk, the more work you'll get done.
36:56Just wait.
36:57You wait until you get back to San Francisco.
36:59You two will be arrested at the dock.
37:01Not only do they kidnap us.
37:03They'll get life at least for that.
37:05For trapping this poor girl into marriage.
37:08I wasn't married and I wasn't trapped.
37:11You'll rule the day you had this idea, Mr. Cathy Ricks.
37:16You pipe down now, you old salamander.
37:18Let me tell you something.
37:20When we came here two months ago, why you were as silly and spineless as the crews ever call themselves
37:24human.
37:24Why you couldn't even lace your shoes, let alone do a day's work.
37:27Well, now you can.
37:29You'll get back safe enough and you'll be all the better off for the experience.
37:32All but you.
37:33What I'm going through is a one-drive alive.
37:36Why, you're more alive now than you ever were, you old battle axe.
37:39How dare you talk to me like that.
37:41The way you treated me.
37:43You shaved me.
37:44This is just a generation.
37:46You mean degradation, mother.
37:48Only you don't mean it.
37:50Cuff is right.
37:51It's done us all a lot of good.
37:52And I, for one, am great.
37:54Well, Matthew.
37:55Now, just a minute.
37:56Let me finish.
37:56I mean every word I've said.
37:58And if you weren't so darn selfish and...
38:01Oh.
38:02Oh, my heart.
38:04Oh.
38:05Of great fate.
38:06Well, go ahead and think.
38:07Thanks, ma'am.
38:09Ha.
38:09Hard and nothing at all.
38:11Thanks.
38:12But every time I think of the way you made me chop that wood and carry it up that...
38:16Oh, that was all in fun.
38:18Fun?
38:18I like that.
38:20I die laughing every time I think how close I came to marrying that baboon.
38:25Well, don't blame Bill.
38:27That was your idea, Frankie.
38:28Yes, but why?
38:30I thought, well, what else was there to do?
38:35We were really going to be stuck on this island.
38:37Oh, sure.
38:37Just using me as a last chance.
38:39Well, don't worry.
38:40You'll soon be back with Waldo.
38:41And you can renew your acquaintanceship with all the inmates of the nightclubs and traffic courts.
38:45Let me interrupt the program for a newsflash.
38:47The Doom of the Gloria Ricks stout little yacht of the noted Alden P. Cappy Ricks was read today in
38:53floating wreckage picked up from the storm-lashed waters of the Pacific.
38:56Last heard from 900 miles west of San Francisco, the yacht with its eight humans aboard is believed to have
39:02gone down with all hands.
39:03The ship owner's guests on the tragic cruise were its two daughters, Helen and Frances, Matthew Peasley, and the latter's
39:10mother, Mrs. Amanda Peasley.
39:11All Pacific shipping continued on the lookout in the slim hope that some of the passengers and crew are still
39:16afloat in the lifeboat.
39:42Oh, it's you.
39:43Yeah.
39:44How did you get?
39:45Ellen.
39:46You've been making a fool of yourself.
39:47And me too.
39:48And I've stood about all I'm going through.
39:50Stop it.
39:51You're hurting me.
39:52Come on.
39:52I've got something I want to show you.
39:54Suppose I refuse.
39:55Not a chance, my dear.
39:59And so I figured if we're going to have to be here together for the rest of our lives, we
40:03might as well make the best of it.
40:05We used to love each other, didn't we?
40:07Yes.
40:07That was before your mother...
40:09Now, let's not go into that again.
40:11Look.
40:12I built this all by myself.
40:15Resourceful, self-reliance, ingenuity.
40:17That's me.
40:18What a man.
40:19It's not bad at all.
40:20Of course it's not.
40:22Step in and look around, will you?
40:26Now, this is why it took so long to chop firewood.
40:29I know it's nothing pretentious, but it's home, and this is where we're going to live from now on.
40:34Oh, Matt.
40:35And another thing.
40:36We're going to have a family.
40:37What?
40:38Oh, no.
40:39I'm not going to be tied down.
40:40Oh, just a minute.
40:41That's what you said in San Francisco.
40:43But it doesn't apply here.
40:45You're no longer having a choice.
40:47You're crazy!
40:48Oh!
40:53All this worked.
40:54Now I'll have to rebuild it.
40:57Never mind, darling.
40:58You'll have me to help you.
41:05Well, Cappy, looks like you've won your bet all right.
41:08But I'll probably have to pay off in coconuts.
41:11How's that?
41:12Well, you set out to make your family self-reliant, didn't you?
41:14You've done more than that.
41:16Matt and Ellen are a pair of lovebirds.
41:18And Frankie and Mrs. Peasley are getting along like a couple of campfire girls.
41:23Say, Bill, why don't you try reasoning with Frankie?
41:25She doesn't even know the meaning of the word.
41:28I guess you're right.
41:29I'm just a meddling old man.
41:40Where were you two last night?
41:42Home.
41:42Home?
41:43Yeah, home.
41:44I felt it.
41:45Right over the hill.
41:46They invite you over sometime.
41:47Hey, how about my breakfast?
41:49I'm starving.
41:50I'm tired of waiting for my food.
41:52Yes, and I'm getting tired trying to please you people.
41:55Now we're all in this thing, and the least you can do is try to make the best of it.
41:58He doesn't like our country.
41:59Why doesn't he go back where he came from?
42:01I can try.
42:02Now, wait a minute.
42:03I knew somebody would go crazy before long.
42:06I don't know why I didn't think of it before.
42:07I'll get you people back to San Francisco.
42:09It's the last thing I ever do.
42:11What time does the next ferry boat leave?
42:13Never mind the wisecracks, Mrs. Waldo Jr.
42:15Now, get this.
42:16We're about 300 miles off the ship lanes.
42:18Give me the dory with two-week provisions.
42:19I'll rig a sail out of that canvas, and I'll get help or else.
42:23Oh, Bill, that's suicide.
42:25The storm's about to start, and you wouldn't last five minutes if you got in one.
42:28I'll take a chance.
42:30I'll go with you.
42:31No, Max, you mustn't.
42:33I'll go.
42:34I don't need any help.
42:35We'll take care.
42:36At what?
42:40Uh, we've been here this long.
42:42We can wait a couple of months longer until the danger of typhoons is over.
42:45Then I'll take a chance.
42:46No, you won't.
42:47Since when have you been giving me orders?
42:50If Bill told you he had anything to do with getting into this mess, he's lying.
42:53Because whatever he did was done under my order.
42:56He was against it from the start, and if anybody gets out of here, it's gonna be me.
43:00Luke! Luke!
43:08Look!
43:09Look!
43:09It's coming our way!
43:12We're saved!
43:16It's the electric!
43:19It's the bottomless!
43:20We're saved!
43:21We're saved!
43:22We're saved!
43:23It's the bottomless, all right.
43:24We're saved!
43:24We're saved!
43:25We're saved!
43:25Babe, we're sunk!
43:36I knew it just as well as anything.
43:38It's all in holding the right font.
43:40Now the merger would both move just as if I'd never been away.
43:43There's no b awful of you to bring us clothing.
43:45I usually think of everything.
43:47I still don't understand how you found us.
43:49That was easy.
43:50Rick's men were picked up by a passing liner.
43:52They gave us directions when they arrived in San Francisco.
43:55So it took you eight weeks to get down here in the Gloria Rick's, huh?
43:58Yes.
44:02You there, swabbing.
44:05Be more careful.
44:07You're not in a Rick's tugboat now, you know.
44:11Eight weeks, huh?
44:13Well, we'll make the trip home in three.
44:15The old and the new.
44:16What will science do next?
44:18Well, whatever it does, bottomly automatic products will handle it.
44:21I'm surprised you haven't an automatic deck washer.
44:28Hey, cook.
44:31What do you want?
44:33What time is it?
44:34Just as soon as you...
44:36Four bells and all is well.
44:40Hey, what's that thing?
44:41A bottomly product, sir.
44:42Mechanical watcher.
44:46Some day somebody's gonna press a button once too often around here.
44:49Yeah, I think you're right, Gabby.
44:54I'll have Bill Peck put away for 20 years.
44:57Nothing of a kind.
44:58Oh, you see, now that it's all over, Waldo, it doesn't seem half so bad.
45:04It does to me.
45:04I mean, what would have happened if I hadn't rescued you?
45:07Oh, let's not talk about it.
45:10It's certainly nice to have some real clothes again.
45:16I don't know.
45:17Have you looked over everything I brought you?
45:18No, not yet.
45:20There's a wedding gown in the closet.
45:21A wedding gown?
45:23Well, well, that's what I want with...
45:24We were supposed to be married three weeks ago.
45:26Do you know that?
45:28Well, yes, but...
45:30Your father's a licensed captain.
45:31We'll be married at sea.
45:32Swell idea.
45:34Been tried before.
45:35What do you mean?
45:36Oh, nothing.
45:39What's in there?
45:40Galley, now look, Frankie.
45:41We're getting married.
45:43Oh, let's go ahead and see.
45:44You know, I became quite a cook on the island.
45:48A galley slave's paradise.
45:50Not only electricity for cooking and freezing, but look at this.
45:53No looking for jars or having them spilt by a heavy sea.
45:56Just press a button and there you are.
45:59Happy to love that.
46:01Everything automatic but the potato peeler.
46:04Say, you wait till we get back into the port
46:06and I'm going to do a little button pushing myself.
46:08Your button.
46:09You'll be in jail 24 hours after we dock.
46:11Why, you will...
46:12Now, Bill, cut it out.
46:14You've got to let off steam.
46:16Push yourself a button.
46:18That's an idea.
46:25Oh!
46:27There's a little bolt in that one for you.
46:31Ah!
46:32Ah!
46:33Ah!
46:34Ah!
46:46It's bad, Mr. Rankin.
46:47We ain't quite still in pretty heavy weather.
46:49Well, let him come.
46:50The electric can take it.
46:51It's getting a bit rough, isn't it?
46:52You shouldn't have left your stay for Mrs. Peasley.
46:55I wanted to tell you we'll be ready for the ceremony in 15 minutes.
46:58I don't believe I can leave.
46:59But you must.
47:00You've got to perform the ceremony.
47:02Isn't it, Billy?
47:03Rough engagement.
47:05Smooth marriage.
47:06Where's Kathy?
47:07He's pouting.
47:09Kind of rough out, eh, Kathy?
47:12What's the matter?
47:13You upset about that merger?
47:15No.
47:16I just can't get over my own daughter doing this to me.
47:19That's not telling you to you.
47:20She's doing it to Waldo Junior.
47:22Yeah, I never forgive her for it.
47:24Don't wait a minute, Kathy.
47:25I won't wait a second.
47:27You stubborn little fool.
47:29Why, she don't want that lily-livered swarm.
47:31Just because he rescued her, she feels obligated.
47:35I'm gonna put a stop to this, and I'm gonna put a stop to that merger, too.
47:38Uh, now, you remember what you said on the island?
47:41What?
47:41That you were a meddling old fool who couldn't mind his own business?
47:44Did I say that?
47:45Sure did.
47:46Must have been talking in my sleep.
47:49Bill, it's gonna be three days before this storm blows over.
47:53Oh, what's that got to do with it?
47:54Well, you ever notice anything funny about this blow to showcase?
47:57Yeah, it's got a lot of buttons.
47:58Right.
48:00Radio control, automatic steering, automatic compass, automatic everything.
48:05You ever been down the engine room?
48:06No.
48:07The whole shebang runs from one switch.
48:10Well, I don't know anything about all these gadgets.
48:12Well, neither do I, but I do know that old Bartomley can't see it without it.
48:16What about the two?
48:17Two men.
48:18The steam sailor and the steward.
48:20I've seen marriages under very strange circumstances, but never like this.
48:24Oh, Gretchen, will you?
48:25I'm standing still. It's the boat.
48:27Oh, I think you're crazy to go through with this.
48:29You don't want to?
48:31Of course I do.
48:32Besides, where would I be if it weren't for Waldo?
48:35Safe on the island, in Bill Peck's arms.
48:39Not interested.
48:41Besides, I haven't seen him burning any bridges to stop me.
48:44There are other bridges.
48:45Well, if he were resourceful, he'd do something about it.
48:50What do you want him to do? Stop the ship?
48:52Sure.
48:57I mean, you are nothing to do.
49:00I mean, you're not seen from the south.
49:01They're moving.
49:02You're not even just a whole lot, you're not thinking about it.
49:03You're not trying to do it.
49:11You're not trying to do it.
49:15There's a different kind of work.
49:15If he'd do it in a new way.
49:17It's just like...
49:17You're not trying to like.
49:18I'm trying to do it.
49:19Be careful.
49:26You're not trying to do it.
49:34Seven bells, all is well.
49:36What I want to know is, who made this ocean the Pacific?
49:39Up and down, round and round, but we're going nowhere.
49:43Oh, yes we are, to the bottom.
49:45To, to something.
49:48Yes, Mr. Barnum Lee, push your button.
49:51I wonder where Walden's doing you live.
49:53He's going to screw stuff in the center.
49:55Have you found out what's the matter?
49:57Everything, sir.
49:58Heartland 8-wheel, make the news jam.
50:00Unjammed.
50:00What I want to know is, are we going around in a circle?
50:03No, ma'am, we're just not going at all.
50:05Why?
50:06Heartland 8 accommodates all of the automatic instruments and the engines, sir.
50:10Forget about the instruments.
50:11What kind of a sailor are you, anyway?
50:12I remind you, sir, that I'm not a sailor at all.
50:15Why are you on this ship?
50:16If you please, I'm an electrical physio research engineer.
50:20Oh.
50:23And you, how about you and that other fellow?
50:25Don't forget, we've got sails.
50:26Yeah.
50:27But we're only semen under power.
50:29And suppose we could sail.
50:30If we couldn't get anywhere, we can't navigate.
50:32Especially when the instruments ain't working.
50:34And everything went out of commission at once?
50:37Why?
50:38I don't know.
50:39Well, I do.
50:40There are a dozen men left who can sail this boat home without navigating it.
50:44And one of them is on this boat.
50:46Kathy!
50:47Good old Kathy, darling Kathy.
50:49I wouldn't ask him to help.
50:50The men are going to the bottom.
50:51I will.
50:52Better not go out there, miss.
50:53I thought to.
51:00Bill!
51:07So, this is the way the big heroes write the storm.
51:11Come on, Bill.
51:12Pull yourself together.
51:13We'll look after you.
51:21Kathy!
51:48I suppose you do think you're awfully smart.
51:51What's the matter?
51:52Can't you see?
51:53One.
51:54Ellie and Matt, Mrs. Peasley, everybody is willing to do anything.
51:57Oh, Kathy, please.
51:59Bill.
52:00I don't know what she's talking about.
52:01If this boat keeps tossing around on the waves, it'll blow up the bottom.
52:05Well, hasn't Captain Bottomley got an automatic wave smoother?
52:08Oh, raise the button and move on.
52:12Oh, Kathy!
52:13Well, I'll tell you what we'll do.
52:16If old Bushbutton will come down here personally and agree to turn to his sailor button.
52:21Oh, he won't.
52:22He swore he was back.
52:24Oh, Kathy.
52:26Don't you be stubborn.
52:28Do you know we have to kill a fire?
52:31Well, then suddenly become awfully rusty.
52:34Well, hey, Captain.
52:35Hey, having fine sailing weather, ain't we, Captain?
52:38I order both of you up on deck immediately.
52:40What's wrong?
52:41To sail this ship.
52:42See the Captain's orders?
52:43I command you.
52:45Now, you listen to me, you mealy-mouthed, button-pushing parasite.
52:49You may be the captain of this ship, but you'll never give Kathy Rick's orders.
52:53They can sink as far as I'm concerned, and there's only one way you'll ever see land again.
52:57Well, I didn't mean that.
52:58And I'll send it in under one condition, and I want that made in the presence of everybody on board.
53:03Well, anything within reason.
53:04Well, come on.
53:05We'll sail up there.
53:09You heard what Kathy said.
53:11Get to work.
53:12What am I supposed to do?
53:13I suppose you want conditions, too.
53:15Certainly.
53:16What?
53:21Why, you?
53:28All right, Mrs. Pugley.
53:30Not only is the merger out, but here it is.
53:32Clause number five.
53:34You're going to sell me back every bit of stock you own in my company.
53:37Is that clear?
53:38Yes, Kathy.
53:39It's Blackmail.
53:40Shut up.
53:41Sign on the dotted line.
53:46And another thing, before I forget it, you're going to take all those gadgets out of my house and leave
53:51it the way it was.
53:52And then, Mrs. Peasley, you're going to scram.
53:55Yes, Kathy.
53:55But where do I scram?
53:57I can't.
53:57Peru, Borneo.
53:58I don't care.
54:00And as for you, Bottomley, you're going to take all those automatic cargo loading gadgets, and give me my money
54:05back.
54:06But, Kathy, Mr. Rich, to you, buddy.
54:09How about it?
54:10Okay, but I think you're making a terrible mistake.
54:11The only mistake I'm making is not popping you one line in the end, you're snooping.
54:26More in the main, sir.
54:28Aye, aye, sir.
54:31Aye, aye, sir.
54:33Up forward there.
54:35Let out the gypsum.
54:38Aye, aye, sir.
54:46No discipline aboard here.
54:47What do you two want?
54:48How far are we going home?
54:50Well, we're 17 miles west of Seal Rocks and headed at a good 12.
54:54I told you, we're still on the high seas.
54:56And Kathy has full authority?
54:58Oh, we did have.
54:59Well, what are we waiting for?
55:01All bits of cabbage we've got, now the ceremony goes.
55:04I know the words by heart.
55:06Wait a minute.
55:10Hey, you!
55:10Button pusher!
55:13Get that swab in the corner there!
55:16Aye, aye, sir.
55:29Six bells and all is well.
55:32You're darn tootin' it is!
55:34You're darn tootin' it is!
55:37You're darn tootin' it is!
55:43You're darn tootin' it is!
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