00:05¿Qué es lo que pasa?
00:07People think they know what happened that day.
00:11They don't.
00:13I don't know why this is such a big deal.
00:15Families ask questions.
00:17Not that question.
00:20We go to the beach.
00:21We're all sitting in a circle, looking at each other.
00:24And I see Jared sitting across from me.
00:26And I look at him and say,
00:28How much do you weigh?
00:33He's very sensitive.
00:35Stop it!
00:37My parents, these people are animals.
00:40Why are you going through the garbage?
00:41What happened to your tooth?
00:43You lost a tooth?
00:44I'm 39.
00:46I'm still on the family plan.
00:48I don't even know what a cell phone bill looks like.
00:53My family likes to eat a lot.
00:56Not variety, volume.
00:57Okay, who's first?
00:58My dad, in the middle of the meal, just announced that we were full as a family.
01:03He took his water, poured it on the calamari.
01:05He goes, that's enough.
01:06We had enough to eat.
01:07We're done.
01:08No more.
01:09It just keeps giving me women's asses.
01:13Print out your resume.
01:15Oh, no!
01:16I never knew that he was funny.
01:18I still don't think he's that funny.
01:19My parents can pay until the day they die.
01:24The family plan telephone is over.
01:31I wouldn't consider him fat.
01:33I would consider him, you know, just really thick and big and, you know, I mean, look at him.
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