00:00Ooh, love is in the air. So many couples, but still no children, huh?
00:12Where's the shower? Do Koreans not have showers?
00:17And plastic, really? Who wants to eternalize themselves with plastic?
00:24That's not very sustainable.
00:26There it is. The shower is one with the sink? I mean, it's efficient, yeah, but I don't know. This
00:35doesn't look comfy.
00:36You're telling me that when Koreans are going on a date, they always wear the identical outfit? That's cool.
00:49I'm not convinced.
00:53To be honest, this dating custom sounded cooler in theory, you know?
01:04What? A whole store just to take pass photos?
01:08Well, I need one.
01:10They're giving me a fork to eat ramen?
01:13That's racist.
01:26This is not what I signed up for.
01:29Wow, those workout stations are everywhere.
01:32There.
01:33Wait, is this the government's way of calling us fat?
01:42I'm not sure if I can use those photos in Germany.
01:45Excuse me, did I get a knife to cut the meat?
01:49You don't have knives?
01:51What do you cut it with?
01:53Oh crap, did I accidentally walk into North Korea?
01:57Oh shit!
02:01You want me to use a scissor?
02:04Like a paper scissor?
02:07Oh wow, is there free food or something?
02:09Why are all these people queuing up?
02:11Uh, they're just queuing up to take selfies?
02:15How boring.
02:19This is so weird.
02:23Why do I need to wear this?
02:26I thought I'm going into a spa, not into a prison.
02:29What the hell is that thing?
02:32A penis fish?
02:38And you eat that thing?
02:40Raw?
02:43Oh!
02:44And I thought Berlin is full of perverts.
02:48Why are people fully dressed in the sauna?
02:50They want me to go inside like this?
02:54No wonder they're not making any children.
02:56You want me to eat that thing?
02:59Alive?
03:02Is that a squid game change or something?
03:05Where's the camera?
03:09Ridiculous!
03:10K-pop was a lie!
03:12In two weeks I haven't seen a single woman look like that.
03:15I told you, I'm not into tentacle porn.
03:19I've got a better idea.
03:20Wow, nice view!
03:23Wait.
03:25Why is the mattress protector on top of the sheets?
03:29Must be an extra layer for octopus squirt protection.
03:34Those hentai's.
03:36Don't worry buddy, I'm not gonna eat you alive.
03:38And I'm not gonna let those people turn you into an octopus porn star as well.
03:43I'm gonna get you out of here.
03:46Why does the blanket not have any covers?
03:50Did I forget it?
03:52I'll ask the host.
03:53They don't use covers here?
03:58Barbaric!
04:00Alright buddy.
04:01This is your chance.
04:04Freedom!
04:12Don't get caught again!
04:19I already miss him.
04:21I already miss him.
04:21Don't get caught again!
04:21He's out of her.
04:21Don't get caught.
04:21Don't get caught again!
04:21I'll be walking on my attire.
04:21I'll get caught again.
04:21And I'll be walking around the street...
04:22See you guys.
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