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00:06we knew this i said this i believe i wanted to put this man down already
00:10okay sometimes you got to listen to dictator dave oh fart guy fart ass smelling cereal butt
00:16sniffer guy who looks like black shrek because he's got shrek ears yeah at it again he will not
00:21stop sniffing butts let's just get rid of him i thought we put him away no man no there's a
00:28problem he won't stop sniffing them asses i mean once you sniff them that's your thing does he want
00:34the funk oh for sure he wants the funk yeah is he in a bookstore again because that's where he
00:41was
00:41two times oh yeah that's right abc7 has the update on the cereal butt sniffer take a look the alleged
00:48butt sniffer is apparently back to his dirty deeds this latest attempt caught on security video at
00:54big save discount store in glendale where jimmy co is manager i know he's harmless but that's just
01:01it's a weird fetish in the video the suspect's apparent obsession targets for the store clerk
01:06bending over in front of this guy jimmy says this is the third time the man has done this at
01:11his store
01:11crouching down like he normally would and he'll just look around and then just trying to take
01:17the chance to sniff like any woman's butt first time i caught him i was like what is this guy
01:21doing
01:21he looks creepy if you want to sniff blood you could do is sniff somewhere else glendale police
01:25identified the suspect there we go prowder after witnesses reported him doing something similar
01:30at another store the same day the 39 year old was arrested for violating another one the same
01:36crowd a registered sex offender was arrested last summer while out on parole for a similar
01:41incident he was accused of a few years ago last july witnesses said crowder was sniffing women's
01:47backsides inside department stores at burbank's empire center oh my gosh that is horrible and then three
01:55years ago michaela witter captured this viral tiktok moment when the suspect approached her at this
02:01glendale barnes and noble what are you doing sniffing your butt baby i asked him what he was doing he
02:09said he was tying his shoes which he wasn't he's just kind of behind me what looks like he's
02:14that's how that's behind last year after his arrest crowder admitted to violating his parole
02:20and was sentenced to serve more than 100 days in jail
02:26and these latest attempts have landed the suspect back in jail under no bond
02:32yeah i mean so you think he wants the phone yeah he wants to have that phone i mean i
02:36want to smell
02:37something right but like a a funk smell like a well what what's not what what's a good ass smell
02:44a good ass smell is beautiful strawberries and i know but no one's you know what i mean no one's
02:51got
02:51that you know what i'm saying strawberries and cream asses out there oh he wants sweaty he wants
02:59sweaty stinky swampy at least he's easy to identify with the ears i mean it's dead giveaway that you're
03:08like oh but he like save up a little bit of cash and get you a chick that'll let you
03:16sniff her butt
03:17don't you think he could spend like about five or ten bucks downtown somewhere i smell your butt
03:23you think if you stood out downtown with a sign that said can i smell your butt for five bucks
03:27you'd get people all right let's get ryan out there in the in the right part of town like you
03:35don't
03:35think your lady you don't think the lady can i smell your butt that dave's so concerned about all the
03:40time the what the hooker yeah you don't but you don't think he doesn't have money to pay i mean
03:49i
03:49don't know how much he's got otherwise you know because if i had to smell butts and i was into
03:55smelling butts i'm like i don't want to get caught doing it so i would be paying for it you
04:01know this
04:01is a thinking man you know no no you might be right i mean we've talked about guys right the
04:09convinced people to put their feet on their face and all that like he could easily get women to let
04:14him sniff their butts i don't know about easy i mean those years really keep women away i think
04:19ryan's got an approachable face too where he might be able to win some ladies over i think ryan
04:25could get some ladies just to willingly be like please smell my butt yeah they're gonna be asking
04:31me to do it yeah that's how it usually goes that's how it went all through high school days exactly
04:36yeah
04:36they just like ladies lined up say would you smell my butt right yeah most likely to smell butts
04:42was what i want says it in your book yeah most likely to smell butts yep ryan logan
04:51not bad no i mean i don't know the guy's a perv there's nothing gonna stop him he's gonna get
04:57out again and then he's just gonna do it again which is why dictator dave says nighty night right
05:07oh you sniffing butts again night night oh no night night it does seem like a bit of like a
05:14lesser
05:15crime to just kill him he ain't doing no good man i get it anything i get it and you
05:23don't want to
05:23take care of him you don't want to take care of him there's no rehabbing him it's just gonna keep
05:27getting worse right you might be doing him a favor do you think that he had a butt sniffing lady
05:34in his
05:35life he's ever had a lady no the ears he will never get a lady i know did the ears
05:42lead to his
05:43perversion possibly the ears definitely led to loneliness which led to which led to porn which led
05:53to some kind of weird i mean it obviously went down some weird road right
06:02online shopping makes everything so much easier in life no one can sniff your butt you just are safe
06:08there yeah so many weirdos out at the stores we do a story almost every day about weirdos in a
06:14store
06:14yeah well think about it like normal there's way less normal people in a store these days
06:22you know yeah used to be jammed with normal people but now normal people like you are gonna
06:27just get it online yep your weirdo quotient has gone way up if you see a man on his knees
06:37don't go near him the other way no don't go right near him he's down on his knees looking at
06:43the bottom
06:43shelf get out of there they're trying to upskirt he's trying to butt sniff come on he's trying to
06:49vag sniff yeah i get you get smelling a butt no i yeah no no like in a lady's butt
07:02get smelling a
07:04that like as a man you'd be turned on by that
07:12okay okay dictator jason says
07:16i'm saying not that i want to do that to random strangers but i'm just saying that's more of a
07:23sexual what will dave say today you know you never know what dave will say today
07:30wow watch out i don't you understand what i'm saying
07:35i'm but it's all in this that area okay no hold on it's all i'm gonna say this
07:41i don't want to smell just a random ladies one
07:46i don't i don't want to just smell just every old ladies one
07:52you know if i like somebody and was down there it wouldn't be like the worst by that when you're
07:58aroused by that as long as it smelled okay and there's no getting out of what you said dave that
08:03was a bad yeah keep trying to explain it i have lost my edits but it's time to go i
08:08know
08:09yeah i know i've had enough surprises today dave
08:15you know no one can agree with me here no one's got my back
08:19no i don't think so no oh man it's weird because it's in the context of this sniffing guy you
08:24just
08:25went from we should put this guy down for sniffing butts and saying i don't know how you want to
08:29sniff a badge i'm not saying random people at stores i'm saying i understand how it could be
08:34arousing to smell on a lover sure well like i i said i think that a late like a lady
08:41especially
08:42if they're smelling the way you described them earlier where it's like a nice smell they smell
08:47great sure you'd want to smell your lady you know if i asked about my wife's vagina
08:53holy smokes she tossed me out of the house get the hell out of here
08:59come here come here
09:02strange thing to say yeah yeah very strange i know i know i know fine sometimes my thoughts
09:12don't process don't process before i speak them
09:17oh well you guys go for a bit i'll see dave in the store that's all i'm working on something
09:23no oh no do not yes check with ai is one of the worst things that happened to you dave
09:30you're always targeted now wanted wanted poster
09:36i can't wait to say it also mix with that guy from the other day
09:47you gotta give him the ears oh no oh no it's even better get the hell out of here
09:53it's even better you all get the hell out of here hold on i was gonna mix him with the
09:57guy from the
09:57mall stories but oh no i'm gonna cry are you man are you gonna cry man
10:03it doesn't always work
10:07he's real prickly today
10:09oh wow he's having fun
10:11oh yeah it's good times
10:13you said you want to sniff that
10:15i didn't say that don't twist my words you jackass
10:19that's exactly what he said
10:20i did not say i want to sniff vag
10:22you said you understood
10:23understand more why you'd want to smell that area
10:27is it possible that that is kind of what he's going for anyway
10:31like i don't know i'm not sure about that
10:33i don't think so maybe i don't know
10:39uh well you know
10:41can't win them all dave
10:43sometimes you're just gonna say what's on the top of your mind and it's not always you know
10:49not always the best
10:50not always the best
10:50not always the best
10:50not always the best
10:50not always the best
10:51not always the best
10:51not always the best
10:51not always the best
10:52not always the best
10:53not always the best
10:54not always the best