【Comedy Duo】Miss Universe winner Fatima Bosch

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A: You know, I felt like my life was lacking some glamour recently, so I started studying Miss Universe to upgrade my aesthetic! B: Miss Universe? You? Well, I guess anyone can watch it... A: The 2025 pageant—the 74th edition—was absolutely insane! The winner, Fátima Bosch from Mexico! B: Oh, right! Fátima Bosch! She was incredible! Her elegance, intelligence, and presence were totally unmatched when she won the crown. A: Exactly! That’s why starting today, I’ve decided to become the "Fátima Bosch of Japan"! B: What are you talking about?! You've got the wrong gender, wrong nationality, and definitely the wrong face! A: Hear me out! It all starts with the signature runway walk! Look at this confidence! (Exaggeratedly wiggles hips and strides awkwardly)

Transcript

00:00If you would allow us to rest, I am currently in a difficult situation.

00:03However, a very long and difficult time awaits us.

00:05I am a witness.

00:06How is she doing?

00:08Well, more importantly, I'd be happy if I could see it...

00:10The first Sunday will also be spent as a judge.

00:13Fatima Bosch, Mex wins, the Sentai mechs win.

00:16It was a win.

00:16Yes, Fatima Bosch won.

00:19Because I know it's my red talent, the burden is what makes it a win.

00:24Anyway, next up is Japan's FatimaBos

00:28This is about HOFF.

00:28Thank you for watching.

00:59with a serious expression

01:01to help stop global warming

01:02start today

01:03I'll cut my ice cream intake

01:04from three a day to two

01:06That's way too small a scale

01:08don't bring up personal health management

01:10Fatima talked about a much bigger

01:12global vision

01:13All right Lisa

01:14be my practice partner for the Q&A round

01:15I'll play Fatima

01:17So ask me a question

01:18um Hiro

01:19go here

01:20what message do you think the world needs

01:22most right now to change it

01:25Mexican tacos taste best with extra salsa

01:27That's a food review

01:29Sure she's from Mexico

01:30but still

01:31you should be talking about diversity

01:33and women's empowerment

01:34but her name is Fatima Bosch right

01:36when I hear Bosch

01:37I think of the power tool brand for DIY

01:39That's the tool brand Bosch

01:41don't make puns on people's names

01:43But if I win Miss Universe

01:45I get that gorgeous diamond crown right

01:47you're not even eligible to enter in the first place

01:49then what should I even aim for

01:51for now

01:52just use that overblown aesthetic sense of yours

01:54to clean your room

01:55all right

01:56I'll buy a power drill

01:57and build a shelf for my room

01:58get away from tool brand Bosch already

02:00never mind

02:01Thank you so much

02:03Thank you so much

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