00:00Hey, recently, when you hear Queen of Pop, who comes to mind?
00:03Huh? Well, there's Madonna, or Taylor Swift, among others, but...
00:08Exactly. It's gotta be the Queen of Pop, Madonna.
00:11You know, lately, I've been so inspired by Madonna. I wanna be her.
00:15No way you can be. Gender, nationality, scale, everything is just too different.
00:21Come on, I thought I'd start with the look, so I've been studying the Madonna legend.
00:24Speaking of Madonna, she's been reigning at the top since the 80s, right?
00:27That's true. Always at the forefront of the era, constantly updating herself. It's amazing.
00:32Right? So I thought I'd update myself, too.
00:34Every morning, singing Like a Virgin, I do the Cossack dance in my parents' yard.
00:38What kind of update is that? That's just terrorizing the neighborhood. It has nothing to do with Madonna.
00:44It does, too. You know, Madonna's live shows, the production is just intense.
00:49Costume changes in a flash, hanging in mid-air, dancing aggressively with her dancers, right?
00:53Definitely. Her core strength and performance at that age are truly superhuman.
00:58Exactly. So I thought I couldn't lose to her, either. Last night, in the living room, I tried to
01:03recreate the Vogue signature pose.
01:05Oh, that sharp, stylized posing, right?
01:08A quick flick of the wrist, a sharp turn of the neck, a tight stretch of the leg.
01:12moment I did that, my neck and lower back simultaneously went Vogue. It cracked.
01:17That's the scream of your bones. Don't say it like a song title.
01:21Right now, I'm covered in heat patches all over, so I'm practically in a like-a-
01:25prayer state.
01:26Before you pray, go to the hospital.
01:28But you know, Madonna's real greatness is in her stoicism, I think.
01:32Her diet is perfect. She follows a strict macrobiotic regimen. And apparently, she's very particular about
01:38Her water, too.
01:38Ah, that's a famous story. Like drinking some special holy water or something.
01:42Yeah, yeah. So I thought I'd emulate Madonna's stoicism, too. Since yesterday, I've been running tap
01:48water through a colander before drinking it.
01:50That's useless. What do you think you're catching? Impurities just pass right through.
01:55Also, Madonna, even as she gets older, is always dispersing rumors with younger, handsome dancers, right?
02:00It's sparking rumors. If you say dispersing, it sounds like she's just scattering them everywhere.
02:05Well, it's true she's constantly absorbing youthful energy, though.
02:08So I thought I'd get energy from younger people, too. I've been crashing the neighborhood elementary school's
02:13morning radio exercises every single day.
02:15You're a suspicious person. The kids are getting their energy sucked away, and they're devastated.
02:20But still, Madonna's greatest charm is her spirit to keep challenging herself, you know?
02:25During the hung-up era, she was over 45, wearing a leotard and dancing at a disco.
02:29That was truly cool. The whole world was shocked, wasn't it?
02:33Right? So I thought I'd challenge myself, too. For the next PTA meeting, I'm planning to wear
02:37a pink leotard.
02:39Stop it. You'll be banned instantly.
02:42Why? This is my material girl spirit, isn't it?
02:45That's completely different. You're just a crazy suspicious girl. Boy.
02:49Well, anyway, it seems I couldn't beat the real Madonna, even if I stood on my head.
02:53Obviously. She's the world's top entertainer, after all.
02:56Yeah. For now, I'll start by fixing the whiplash in my neck.
02:59You do that. That's enough.
03:01Thank you very much.
03:02Thank you very much.
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