00:00Happiness is having Laurent Gérard back, all week long, your comedian, Monday to Friday, 8:50 am.
00:05on RTL Morning,
00:06And then at the weekend, we do it again with Laurent and Jade, and they are very much in the news.
00:10Hello Céline!
00:11Hello Miss Jade!
00:14Ah, hello everyone, and hello to my head Céline!
00:16Ah yes, just like you!
00:17Another Celine, the new showgirl on the morning show.
00:21But I'm not entirely sure I want to greet my other partners at RTL.
00:26Well, what do you mean, you're not satisfied with your partnership? I don't understand.
00:30It's because of the scheduling of my big comeback, on September 25th and 26th, while I will be
00:36at the Accor Arena,
00:37Pope Leo arrives in Paris with his popa mobile, his roadies, and then his entire staff.
00:44My producer says that RTL should have asked the Pope to cancel his tour, it's not possible.
00:50I hope that at least Eric Jean-Jean isn't going to invite him to the main studio to do a
00:53live showcase.
00:54No, there's no risk at all, Céline, you know, RTL has nothing to do with it.
00:59But damn it, I listen to you every morning while doing my vocal stretching with my coach.
01:04It was RTL that announced the Pope's two dates.
01:08On the 25th, Léon will perform his show in front of 80,000 people at the Stade de France.
01:13Everything is already full there.
01:15And on the 26th, 200,000 fans are expected at Place de la Concorde.
01:18Besides, it's free, I look pretty silly with my 20,000 seats at the Plénitude Arena.
01:26That name, Plénitude Arena, is like a big deal.
01:28Half of them are people from Chartel who have trichot, who buy by lot, and then cousins of mine.
01:34But it's horrible, it's horrible, it's horrible.
01:36But come on, come on, come on. You and Pope Céline are not comparable at all.
01:40Do you believe that, Miss Jeanne?
01:41Yes, not to tell me, but I saw those dresses, that damn Pope Leo.
01:46There are only three, and they haven't even been redesigned.
01:48Not a single one is made of gold.
01:51All of her choreographies are the same.
01:52And he still can't do my famous step where I bend my leg back while yelling.
01:56Yeah!
01:59Then there are his smoking machines, they're all tiny.
02:02They call them bottle brushes.
02:04Well, you can see that you have nothing to worry about.
02:07That makes sense.
02:08Yes, indeed.
02:08Ah, it feels so good to confide my troubles to you, Miss Jeanne.
02:11Yes, that's fine.
02:12Madame la Andro.
02:14But I'm not going to let that happen.
02:16I'm telling you, I'm not going to let this happen.
02:17But you don't know the worst part.
02:18What?
02:19That damned AI.
02:20Ah!
02:21Again?
02:22The artificial emergency has already seized upon the blasphemous unfair competition case.
02:28On my dancing masterpiece.
02:30That's not true.
02:31If they did that.
02:32Well, in fact, we have the document.
02:33Ah, that's not possible.
02:34Yes, indeed.
02:35Leon, even if the Holy See shines brightly, and you're a sensation at the stadium, while my daggers falter, facing
02:42You who glitters, you'll get it up the ass.
02:45Leon.
02:46But that's not possible.
02:48Oh no.
02:51Laurent Gérard saw at the fan club, the best of Laurent is accessible to laugh again and again on replay.
