00:03Preacher Lawson!
00:08First time I ever got recognized, three years ago.
00:10Walked in the Walgreens, there was like five people.
00:12They were like, yo, Preacher!
00:14When you clock in? Because I work there.
00:18You don't even got to be related to my mom to get whooped for cussing.
00:21My best friend growing up, his name was Red.
00:23His name used to be Fred. He cussed in front of my mom.
00:26She beat the F out of him.
00:30One time my mom beat me with my brother.
00:32She was like, I'm gonna kill two stones with one bird.
00:37Shut up! Y'all knew what I meant!
00:39I was on a show called America's Got Talent.
00:41I lost to a 12-year-old Vintuquist, y'all!
00:44You will never know what it feels like
00:46to lose one million dollars
00:49to somebody that still has chores.
01:00And it was up to another day.
01:00So I've been able to do this before.
01:00I was like, you know,
