00:14What are you doing? I used to love you, Tony. How dare you point that thing at me?
00:19Stop with the emotions. You don't love me. You love what I represent. You love being the...
00:25Dude, do you even have a penis? Or are you one of those hermaphrodites born without genitals?
00:29Tricks up her sleeves, huh?
00:31What are you saying? I'm just a nightclub singer with a broken heart. I still love you, Tony.
00:36Now hold on to yourself. You're in over your head and you're up here.
00:41Goddamn.
00:42Jeremy!
00:44Goddamn.
00:46The fuck you doing?
00:47Nothing.
00:48Really? Because I keep hearing her mad for like this or cock that.
00:52Go away.
00:53What?
00:54Go watch your linear entertainment. Go watch Thorne. Just go away.
00:58Shit.
01:00Fuck you!
01:01What the fuck?
01:03You disrespectful little asshole.
01:04I can't believe you did that. That's my TV.
01:06You don't talk to me like that.
01:07I can't believe you... Mom was right about you. You don't know any better and you can't help it, but
01:12you're an asshole.
01:13Yeah, well why don't you do something then? Besides just stand there. Why don't you hit me?
01:18Is that what you want? To be hit by your son?
01:20Yeah.
01:21No.
01:23I just want you to do something. Besides sit there eating.
01:28Yeah, great. Thanks for the fucking guidance, Dad. It means a lot.
01:33Wait.
01:35I'm just trying to help you.
01:38Yeah, well nothing says I love you like smashing my fucking TV. Nothing at all.
01:50I'm sorry. I just wish we could do things together.
01:55Yeah, what things?
01:56I don't know. Go for walks. Play ball.
02:00You know I have bad glands.
02:03Bike ride then.
02:04Bike ride? You wanna go on a fucking bike ride? Fine. Fine. Let's go on a fucking bike ride.
02:15God, fuck me.
02:17We'll take a bike ride along Vespucci Beach and I'll show you just what you wanna see.
02:26This day was going so well until you showed up. You know that?
02:30UGH!
02:34You're lucky to even be allowed out of the house after that boat stunt.
02:38What's the big deal? If anything goes wrong, you can just fake your death and start all over.
02:44How am I meant to develop my own moral sensibilities when yours are so unbelievably fuck-based?
02:50I'm going gray listening to this crap. Station change.
02:54Oh, hella yeah.
02:57Don't push me.
02:58Seriously. Some guys borrow your bow.
03:01Borrow?
03:02You were hiding in the head crying kidnap.
03:05They just took receipt of your property with payment pending.
03:09If it was anything other than what you told me, then that's on you.
03:12All right. They fucking stole it.
03:15And who knows what they would have done if they found me, but I didn't expect or want them to
03:19get killed.
03:19You think I'm gonna let some guys ride off with my son?
03:22Look, I knew you were a bad guy, but...
03:25Oh, a bad guy.
03:26A crook? A killer? A thief? A liar?
03:29I guess I've been all those snakes one time or another. Right? It's just...
03:33What?
03:34I always thought I was the good guy.
03:36God help the morally bankrupt planet your generation have left us if you're the good guy.
03:41Yeah. Anyway...
03:43I always knew you were the kind of person who didn't let other people get in the way, but...
03:47I hadn't, like, seen that happen before.
03:50Here we are, the bike rental place.
03:53Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.
03:57Hello?
03:58Just one hit got me high as shit.
04:00Yes, this is he.
04:02What's up, dude?
04:03Come on, dude. I'll pay you back next week.
04:06Hey, you. Two bites.
04:08Take your pick.
04:09That shit relieves stress, bro.
04:11Oh, hi.
04:13Yo, thanks.
04:14Hey, Lord. Finish smoking that shit...
04:16If I beat you to the end of the pier, you're buying me a new TV!
04:21Well...
04:21End of the pier. Fine. But if you lose, you're gonna do something with your life.
04:41Oh, no. Sorry.
04:42I'm a drink-pointer.
04:43Got your car.
04:44It's my car.
04:46Good morning.
04:48I am.
04:51Oh, no, no...
04:54Oh, no.
05:06Hey, you want to do it, right?
05:08Hello there.
05:10Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
05:12Did I get the car?
05:15Oh, Jesus.
05:16How's it going for you?
05:17Yeah.
05:17Sucks meat.
05:24I know you don't have a problem.
05:26Rockin' egg, honey.
05:26Did anyone else see that?
05:28Unbelievable.
05:30Whoa.
05:30Hey, buddy.
05:32We're still running.
05:32Fucking idiot.
05:34No way.
05:35Hey.
05:35Look at people who are moving.
05:37Yo, you an asshole.
05:40Nice.
05:43Hey.
05:44Hey, buddy.
05:45Give it up, dude.
05:47God's seat.
05:48In this kind of condition, a triathlon would kill.
05:52To the end, all the way.
06:01I need a big call.
06:01Dude, no.
06:02I need a big call.
06:04What?
06:05I'm real.
06:11Hey, hey, you never called me back the next day.
06:20Looks like you're buying your own TV.
06:24You know, this is real nice, Dad.
06:27Bonding, good times.
06:29Yeah, yeah, I'm giving it my best shot.
06:32Come on.
06:32We're having fun, right?
06:33You wouldn't know fun if it sat on your face.
06:36Ah, come on.
06:37I mean, why do I have to hold your hand through this whole midlife crisis bullshit?
06:41And why don't you stick your nose up Tracy's butt sometime?
06:44Because Tracy doesn't buy cars she can't afford so that thugs break in our house.
06:48Tracy doesn't get kidnapped or destroy my yacht.
06:50Well, that's just because she's too busy getting fucked by dudes to get on TV.
06:54You don't talk about your sister that way.
06:56Well, I'm sorry, but it's true.
06:58I mean, according to her Life Invader page, she's hanging out with producers and porno guys this afternoon.
07:03What are you talking about?
07:05Actually, it's all happening right out there.
07:08What?
07:09That boat that makes yours look like a refugee raft.
07:13You know the kind of boat.
07:14The one that makes a young, impressionable girl drop her pants and spread her legs.
07:19This is the reason you brought me here, isn't it?
07:22You fuck.
07:24Dad, wait!
07:27Shit.
07:29Dad, don't go.
07:33Oh.
07:50Dad, come on.
07:52Dad, don't go.
07:52Dad, don't go.
07:59Mom?
08:12Oh, my God.
08:34Oh, my God.
09:00Hey, man, James. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:01Dad?
09:03Come on, sir. I'll take you out of here.
09:05Dad, you're embarrassing me. These are my friends.
09:07Yeah, you're embarrassing her, dude.
09:09They're shooting porno here.
09:10They shoot porno all over town. Mom rented our house to them last summer.
09:14What?
09:14That was a poor house?
09:15Yeah.
09:16Man, you got a killer pad, Mr. D.
09:17Isn't it awesome?
09:18Let's go.
09:19Those walls can talk.
09:20You think I do it?
09:21Hey.
09:21No.
09:22Shit, Daddy.
09:23What are you doing now?
09:25Fuck, man!
09:26I like them.
09:27What the problem?
09:28You're such a jerk.
09:30Come on!
09:31Dad, you dumbass. These guys are serious.
09:34Yeah, well, so am I.
09:35It's awesome to see the mine fucking boat.
09:37Oh, motherfuckers.
09:39Get on.
09:40Now.
09:40I'm about to skin you alive!
09:44God damn it!
09:46Go!
09:52OMG!
09:53They're coming!
09:54Go into that outlet!
09:57Oh, my God!
09:58Did you just kill him?
10:00Hey, don't worry.
10:01It's amazing what modern medicine can do.
10:04All right!
10:05All right!
10:06Stop chasing us and help Blake!
10:13You killed him!
10:15Oh, my God!
10:15This isn't happening!
10:17Take a deep breath, baby.
10:18It's okay.
10:19I'm taking you back to your brother.
10:23I'm an accessory to murder!
10:25No, you're not.
10:27You're an accessory to self-defense.
10:30Have I, like, got to be a witness?
10:32Because I, like, did some blow.
10:34You did blow?
10:35Yeah!
10:35I did some blow, and that might, like, make my testimony inadmissile.
10:39You're not admitting anything.
10:41There won't be a trial unless you're on a trial for doing blow.
10:46There he is!
10:47Jimmy, you daybag!
10:49You!
10:50You fucking asshole!
10:52Listen, he's the fucking asshole, okay?
10:55He smashed my TV, and he took me to the beach.
10:58The beach.
10:58With my skin.
11:00So what?
11:00You sent him out to spoil my day, too?
11:02I didn't know that he was gonna come get you.
11:04I just told him where you were.
11:05You know, he got that crazy look in his eyes, you know, like you get sometimes, and he just
11:08went.
11:09I'm getting a cab.
11:10I'm coming with you.
11:11How about I just drive us home?
11:13You ruined my life.
11:18I'm coming with you.
11:22You
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