00:00Marriage is beautiful, but marriage also teaches a man one important skill.
00:04How to say, you're right, without knowing what happened.
00:07Yesterday, my wife asked me, honey, do I look fat in this dress?
00:12Gentlemen, that question is not simple. That question is a trap with flowers on it.
00:17So I tried to be smart. I said, no, sweetheart. You look beautiful. I thought I had survived.
00:24Then she asked, so you don't think I look fat? I said, of course not.
00:28Then she asked, then why did you say the dress makes me look bigger?
00:32I didn't even remember saying that. So I tried to change the subject.
00:36I said, honey, did I tell you that you look beautiful today?
00:40She said, what do you want? I said, nothing.
00:44Then she said, why are you being so nice? That's when I realized my wife knows me too well.
00:49So I decided to leave the room. I went to the kitchen, then the living room,
00:54then outside, and somehow she was still there.
00:56Finally, I said, honey, can we please have some peace?
01:00I thought everything was over. Then she said, after we finished this conversation.
01:05Gentlemen, I knew right there that conversation had no ending.
01:09So I sat down and listened. After 30 minutes, she asked me, do you understand?
01:14I said, yes. Then she said, tell me what you understand.
01:18That was not a conversation. That was an examination.
01:21So I repeated everything she said. She smiled. I thought I had passed.
01:26Then she said, good. Now tell me why you did it. I said, honestly, I don't remember.
01:32She said, exactly. Gentlemen, I still don't know what I did.
01:36But I learned something important. Never try to win an argument with your wife.
01:41Because even if you win, you still have to go home with the loser.
01:44So now, whenever my wife asks me a difficult question, I have one perfect answer.
01:50You're right. She asks, do you remember our anniversary?
01:53You're right. She asks, did you forget to take out the trash?
01:57You're right. She asks, do you think this dress makes me look big?
02:01You're right. Gentlemen, marriage is simple.
02:04Keep your wife happy. And keep your opinions very, very quiet.
02:08And whatever you do, never tell your wife to calm down.
02:12Because that is not advice.
02:14That is how you start another argument.
02:16Thank you, everybody.
02:18Listen before you speak.
02:19Choose your words wisely.
02:21Peace is better than winning.
02:22Thanks for watching.
02:24See you in the next story.
