00:00Dad, today I was going to get you a coffee mug that said number one dad.
00:03Oh, that's very thoughtful.
00:04Yeah, I was in line and everything. It was in my cart. I was just about to check out. Then
00:07it hit me.
00:08Timmy's dad.
00:09Timmy's dad.
00:10Yeah, he takes Timmy everywhere. To the park, to baseball games, to football games, to basketball games, to the candy
00:14store, to Chuck E. Cheese, to the arcade, to the circus, to the fair, to the window, to the wall,
00:19to the sweat drop down, my boss.
00:21What the fuck?
00:21He got him that CD. Lil Jon is the shit.
00:23Okay, I get it. I get it. I'm not the number one dad.
00:26Right, right, right, right, right. So I put the coffee mug back.
00:29And dad?
00:29Yeah.
00:30You wouldn't even be number two.
00:32Damn.
00:33That's going to be branded dad.
