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00:00不好意思 驴大哥成兄到底花言巧语少来这一套有话快说
00:03你懂驴话是啊 来 我有件事想问你啊正好
00:17我有事要问你我先问我先问你在干什么问路啊你问一头驴这是人家的地盘不问他难道问你啊神经病驴大哥
00:23你刚才走来走去有没有看见一个说漂亮不漂亮说丑不丑叽里哇啦的女孩子在那边等人呢有啊真的
00:24在哪里啊她呀 从我的左边走到右边然后呢又从右边走到左边接着呢
00:46一眨眼怎么样就不见了说了等于没说你还没有回答我怎么样你有没有见过一个说丑不丑说美不美的小驴子有啊在哪里刚刚在我面前从左边走到右边然后呢右边走到左边然后呢接着我一眨眼然后呢就让人给剁了啊
01:22你不用那么着急吧明姑娘这么大个人应该不会有什么生命危险的
01:52也许他找不到你自己走了
01:57孩子我有点儿饿了边吃边等好了
02:27小鑫小鑫
02:28乘归尘土归虎
02:32同等极乐
02:50大点声
02:54大点声
03:13师父师父什么事易大侠太虚死看什么看这个女的晕了
03:15干嘛弄走快快
03:17小心点
03:18轻拿轻发
03:19易大侠 黑风阵一别多日不见我没法碍你发财吧没有
03:30反正这死人多了 法事做也做不完是发生瘟疫吧
03:32我沿途过来家家户户都挂了白灯笼
03:42不是瘟疫被瘟疫还厉害啊这里出现了凶残的恶魔啊每天晚上都有妇女被那银贼掳去不光被她毁了
03:46而且被她扒光衣服挂在树上那些妇女不认受辱
03:51全都自敬啊我最讨厌那些不尊重女人的家伙了那银贼不管那些妇女岁数大小
03:52上只老太太 下只小丫头都是那银孽的对象人人自危啊
04:02甭说黑夜就是白天也没人敢出去不不不看看那个小姑娘
04:06你知道她为什么把脸抹黑吗为什么她就是怕那个人认出她是女的
04:07把她抓走啊不不不 那个银贼啊
04:14就像恶魔一样哪里有妇女她就会到哪里啊而且伸手很快啊我们总算有点功夫底子
04:15还是无法抓到她啊莫说抓住她 就连看也没有看见她简直跟恶魔一样
04:21你看见那个小女孩没有就是她
04:38就是个例子易大侠易大侠易大侠易大侠易大侠不会吧难道易大侠也被那个银魔给抓走了看来这个银贼不仅喜欢女的
04:47还喜欢男的不许胡说看来这个易大侠一定是找那个银魔去了
04:57有银魔救命啊
05:21You are the one who is the one who is playing.
05:22You are the one who is going to shoot.
05:34Oh, my God.
06:26姑娘你别哭了你安全吧留在这里没有人可以欺负你的拜托你别哭了你一哭我心里就乱乱了我要跟你一起哭的我我被了疑惑抓了
06:48我我跑下活了好吧你家住在哪里啊我送你回家你家快到了别再哭了昨天晚上的事情啊
06:55就当它是一场噩梦过去就算了我唱歌给你听啊唱完这首歌啊你就会到家了
07:11姑娘你家到底住在哪里啊姑娘
07:28我可能迷路了我好累那我们休息一下再走吧嗯怎么了姑娘你怎么了
07:40你救了我我没有办法报答你不如闭一声相许吧姑娘姑娘姑娘姑娘你放尊重一点
08:03我去附近找谁你在这休息一下哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你到底是谁哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
08:19是你刚才你在路上是不是闻到我身上有一股少女的柔香啊那是我派独能暗香男人闻了之后会四肢无力一点内功都使不出来的
08:39很久啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
08:50Let's go.
09:38我知道你比较关心灵姑娘我也只不过是开玩笑而已真是不知道上哪儿去了一定是那头臭驴耍我故意不告诉我连动物都要捉弄你你看你是不是应该检讨一下动物比人机灵的别看他们平时不动声色转过头去就开始笑你我知道那那只蜇蛊仔呢这怎么能一样呢我们是好朋友我们两个一条命我最关心他他最仰慕我
09:45一人一鸟永结同心大哥那是用来形容夫妻的一样的了
10:07要拿我的牌匾吗要拿我的牌匾呢这个搞的你看怎么不讲理啊我的牌匾身为出家人
10:30我们拆人家招牌华佗在世你配吗哎呀大伙啊不要听他的他肯定疯了他肯定疯了你才疯了呢哎你们两个别吵了大师那你说他为什么不合适这个牌匾他他我儿子病了我找他看病吃了他的药越是越重这也站不起来了
10:54胡说他根本就没有儿子你胡说他照你们这么说听起来你我没有错那我有错了当然了你是出家人怎么会有儿子啊哎和尚为什么不能有儿子啊你是男人我也是男人嘛也对啊众生平等啊阿弥陀佛你这有慧根的那你也拆了人家的招牌这就算了吧
11:24今天我便宜了你小兄弟怎么称我啊张军宝你呢我的名字啊我法无处不在有名即是无名无名即是有名随便称我不必执着有名即是无名无名即是有名有儿子即是没儿子没儿子即是有儿子与君一席话圣读十年经啊高人我们还有正事要做少说废话好了
11:53就这样吧有没有见过嗯没有有没有见过这个人他就是武林公敌张军宝看什么我问你见不见过这个人你这个人好像很不懂礼貌你对不起大师请问有没有见过此人先说点好听的对不起这还差不多你怎么走了我不能走啊
12:13你还没告诉我张军宝在哪呢张军宝不是在你手上吗我刚才看见了你走大师你真够朋友啊我们凭水相逢还没有说到二十句话你就帮我挡开那些坏人真够一切
12:27嘿嘿嘿嘿小师傅怎么称呼啊不用装了走光了我们见过面吗你怎么搞的你说你儿子病得很重的是不是啊你怎么知道的你自己说的你刚才说的又不记得了
12:50我为什么要告诉你啊我为什么要告诉你啊我们走吧他的脑子真的不正常我想起来了你是大夫所以我才告诉你我儿子病了是吧大夫你可得救救我的儿子啊不是啊我不是大夫啊我的儿子
13:19我不是在我不是在帮帮忙吧不会吧你儿子病了还把他放在柴房没办法他就喜欢这个地方嘛乖儿子我给你请大夫来了你的病很快就会好了他就是你儿子我从集市上把他买回来的时候他不吃不喝又吃了那个那个话坨的药这都站不起来了
13:21我着急啊我哦
13:23那就简单了喂
13:47驴子怎么称呼啊我叫欢欢欢欢好名字怎么摊在这里有气无力的你会跟驴说话不止啊上只龙虎凤下只蛇虫椅我都能跟他们聊的好了别再炫耀了快去问问他得了什么病歪为什么你不吃饭呢
14:09这红萝卜很新鲜的看到我都流口水了告诉我吧本世间情为何物只叫人生死相许我的心心离开我了我活在世上还有什么意思呢哦我儿子跟你跟你说什么一个字请别说的天花乱坠驴哪动感情
14:32你不要歧视这些动物它们跟人是一样的都会为情所困呢胡说八道小师傅那你怎么帮助我儿子简单欢歌告诉我啊你的小爱人欣欣在哪里啊原来我们住在一块过着两小无猜的日子谁晓得后来有人买走了欣欣火生生的把我们抬闪了
15:00我活在这世上还有什么意思呢有没有看到啊看到了糟了有三头啊哪一头才是啊那怎么办呢你在这里等我我进去啊喂请问哪一头是欣欣呢不是我
15:27也不是我是我哦是你就行了我带你去见男朋友欢歌是真的嗯你在干嘛呀好小子想打我们留意自己的主意啊公鸡哥拜托啊就当什么都没看见别出声噓他不行哥哥哥哥啊我我我我我我喂
15:52喂喂喂喂喂欢欢看看谁来了啊银絮欢歌银絮没了我好想你啊啊欢歌我也好想你啊
16:11欢歌欢歌欢歌欢歌别只顾亲热了快吃点东西味道东西吃啊
16:32哇他们终于吃东西儿了当然啦新病还需新药医嘛何必吃药呢你看他们现在胃口多好啊
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16:58ha ha ha
17:04Thank you very much, I've accomplished a beautiful friendship.
17:14You don't want to forget, we have a important thing to do.
17:17I don't want to forget, I'm going to find the king.
17:20You just know you're with those people.
17:22Those are the ones who are not the ones who are.
17:24It's my favorite, it's my favorite.
17:26You don't want to follow me.
17:27I'm going to follow you.
17:30It's to protect you.
17:33You're right.
17:34You're right.
17:35I'm going to do it.
17:37You're right.
17:38You're right.
17:38You're right.
17:41Quick.
17:49Oh, don't worry.
17:53Go.
17:55Come.
18:02They were so close to him.
18:04You're so close to him.
18:05He's so close to him.
18:06He's so close to him.
18:08What are you doing?
18:08What are you doing?
18:09What are you looking at?
18:10He's so close to him.
18:11I'm going to get you!
18:12Don't you go!
18:13He's a bad guy.
18:13We've seen you with the other brother.
18:16He's still not a good guy.
18:18I don't know why he's got to have his trust.
18:20I think he's my best friend.
18:21I think our brothers are a fool.
18:25You're so glad he will.
18:27I don't want to go with you.
18:28If you have a little bit left,
18:30We'll take a look at each other.
18:31We'll go ahead and talk to each other.
18:34Well, I don't like the old man.
18:36No one with the old man.
18:38What?
18:39He's in the old man's house?
18:40What?
18:41You look at the same.
18:42You're not going to give a lot of people.
18:44Well, I'll tell you.
18:47That old man is in the village of the village.
18:51He's alive.
18:52He's not ready.
19:06Look at me.
19:07You are looking at me.
19:14What do you think?
19:16I want to eat you.
19:22Don't look at me.
19:23In love, it's not a face.
19:30I'm not looking at you.
19:32Here you go.
19:35You're not looking at me.
19:46You're a man.
19:49What kind of man is that?
19:51You, you have to kill me.
19:54What kind of man?
20:01How can I kill you?
20:02I love a man.
20:03I love you.
20:19You're a girl, you don't want to kill me.
20:22You're a girl, you don't want to kill me.
20:26Right?
20:28You're not going to kill me.
20:30I don't want to kill you.
20:39You're not going to kill me.
20:57You're not going to kill me.
20:58Ah!秦姑娘!
21:00Ah! Ah! Ah!
21:03Ah!
21:03Ah!
21:05Ah!
21:06Ah!
21:08Ah!
21:09Ah!
21:10Ah!
21:11Ah!
21:12Ah!
21:12Ah!
21:13Ah!
21:13Ah!
21:14Ah!
21:15Ah!
21:20Ah!
21:20Ah!
21:21Ah!
21:21Ah!
21:24Ah!
21:24Ah!
21:26Ah!
21:27Ah!
21:27Ah!
21:28Ah!
21:28Ah!
21:28Ah! Ah!
21:50I think... I think it's so cold.
21:53I have a question to ask you.
21:55You first answer me.
21:57You just didn't ask me.
22:00Let's go.
22:01I don't want to ask.
22:02I don't want to tell you.
22:03Is it because you're not going to hurt me?
22:06Is it?
22:07It's fine.
22:08Are you happy?
22:10Hurry up.
22:11I'm too cold.
22:13I'm not gonna die.
22:15That's fine.
22:15We can be together again.
22:19No...
22:26This is what it is.
22:29Your family?
22:30Are you there?
22:32There is no water.
22:34Sorry.
22:35I think that's the woman's very important.
22:37Could we hear you?
22:38You could hear me.
22:39She can't be sick.
22:41Why is it something?
22:43Why is it so bad?
22:44This woman has a strong disease.
22:46I have a so few people.
22:47It's not bad for me.
22:48Is it?
22:49Oh my God.
22:53I'll pay you for my job.
22:54Because it will be dead.
22:56Oh my God.
22:57Oh my God.
22:59I'll ask you a final question.
23:01There is no room.
23:03No.
23:09No, I need to go.
23:11I need to go.
23:12I need to go.
23:15I need to go.
23:16The two.
23:18I'm going to take a look at the car.
23:20Yes.
23:21I'm going to go.
23:22I'm going to go.
23:24I'm going to go.
23:49I'm going to go.
23:50What are you doing?
23:52I'm going to help you.
23:53I don't.
23:55I don't.
23:55I don't.
23:57You're going to go.
23:58I don't.
23:59I don't.
24:00I don't.
24:14I don't.
24:15I don't.
24:16You're comfortable.
24:18You're comfortable.
24:18I'm comfortable.
24:42You're ready to drop me.
24:44You are already dead.
24:46I'm not going to leave you.
24:49I'm not going to leave you.
24:49You go.
24:51I go.
24:53You don't need to use it.
24:55You will need to use it.
24:56You will need to use it.
25:01You're going to do what you want.
25:03I need to use it.
25:05I need to use it.
25:07You can't use it.
25:09Your mother has been in your body.
25:11it is the night of a bird.
25:14You will need to get your body right away.
25:16You are from what the body will be used to.
25:17Your body will heal your body rapidly.
25:21Your body will heal and your body will heal.
25:24It will die.
25:25You will die.
25:28You will die.
25:28You are the only one who will die.
25:30You are the only one who will have your body.
25:39You will die.
25:40What is your body?.
25:40Okay, I'll not look at you.
25:44You can't take your hand.
25:49I...
25:50I really want to get into the dark?
25:52You are going to get into the dark.
25:53You will be able to get into the dark.
25:56Especially in the night,
25:57you will be able to get into the dark.
25:58You will be able to get into the dark.
26:04You...
26:06You will be able to turn your head.
26:09You should be able to turn your head to me.
26:13You should be able to turn your eyes.
26:14You are both your heart and heart.
26:15But I love you so much.
26:17I am so much to care for you.
26:17That's how our love is.
26:19That we should be the first and the most.
26:20We'll be happy.
26:22You can come to school.
26:25You are a part of the day.
26:32My father.
26:35What happened?
26:37What happened?
26:39What happened?
26:40What happened?
26:42What happened?
26:43I'm going to wash my clothes.
26:44Don't worry.
26:46You don't want me.
26:47I'm so proud of you.
26:49I'm a wise man.
26:51Look at me.
26:54What happened?
26:57What happened?
26:58What happened?
27:02What happened?
27:04What happened?
27:05You...
27:07You've got your eyes.
27:09No problem.
27:11No problem.
27:13You should be able to shut your eyes.
27:15You can't tell me.
27:21You can't...
27:23You don't want to look.
27:25You don't want to look.
27:27You don't want to look.
27:29If I don't care about you, I will give you a picture.
27:32I'm here.
27:37What are you doing?
27:40I can't see you.
27:41I can't see you.
27:43You don't want to see me.
27:45I don't want to see you.
27:48Tell me.
27:49Where is it?
27:58Is it here?
28:21Your water is not so hot.
28:23I'll help you.
28:30Stop.
28:33You can't go ahead.
28:35You can't go ahead.
28:35You can't go ahead.
28:36You'll get out of me.
28:37How can I?
28:41You go ahead.
28:47Take a look.
28:50Okay.
28:53Just one.
28:54Yes.
28:58Is it like this?
28:59Turn your face.
29:02That I'm going to put a piece of paper.
29:03You need to be careful.
29:13You've got enough.
29:16You've got enough.
29:17You've got enough.
29:20I don't want to explain Japan, where are you?
29:23You have to use the water.
29:24If it's a little bit rough, you need to put it in.
29:27You need to use the water.
29:28You need to use the water water.
29:28You need to use the water water in the water.
29:33It's a secret.
29:36Your water is effective.
29:36You can't blame me.
29:37Never.
29:38I'll go ahead.
29:40Hello.
29:42I'll try.
29:43I'm a young man, but I'm a young man.
29:48Yes, of course.
29:50You finally love me.
29:52I'm not going to waste my hard work.
30:13Oh, my God.
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Oh, my God.
31:08Oh, my God.
31:36Oh, my God.
31:40Oh, my God.
31:41Oh, my God.
31:47Oh, my God.
31:47Oh, my God.
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32:23Oh, my God.
32:35Oh, my God.
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32:44Oh, my God.
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33:05Oh, my God.
33:24Oh, my God.
33:29Oh, my God.
33:30Oh, my God.
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33:59Oh, my God.
34:04Oh, my God.
34:05Oh, my God.
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35:00Oh, my God.
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40:37Oh, my God.
40:37Oh, my God.