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00:00:10He was just the kindest man you could ever meet.
00:00:14He brought me home flowers every Friday.
00:00:37Even after he got sick, he'd have them delivered.
00:00:42Sweet Jesus.
00:00:51Just a ray of sunshine brightened every life he touched.
00:00:55Not just mine.
00:00:57Not just Hannah's.
00:01:02He had one of those smiles you couldn't help but smile back at.
00:01:17What's wrong?
00:01:19I, um, it's, it's Grandpa's funeral.
00:01:22Of course.
00:01:24It's hard on all of us.
00:01:26I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:01:28Oh, thank you, honey.
00:01:29I'm sorry you got dragged here.
00:01:30I don't mind, really.
00:01:32We always love having you around, in good times or bad.
00:01:38I'm glad you're here, Maggie.
00:01:40Your father would be happy you made it.
00:01:42Eventually.
00:01:44Well, he didn't know I was late.
00:01:53Hey.
00:01:54Hey.
00:01:57Hi.
00:01:58So, my condolences for your loss.
00:02:01Thanks.
00:02:02You too.
00:02:03So how long do you think you'll be in town for?
00:02:06Oh, well, I don't know.
00:02:08Maybe for a little while.
00:02:09Well, it'll be nice to be closer to Michael and, well, you guys too.
00:02:14It would be really great to have you around more.
00:02:17Wouldn't it, Hannah?
00:02:19Sure.
00:02:21Well, if you are around long enough, you should stop by one of my bowling team's matches.
00:02:26I'm always telling Hannah how she should check out the fulfillment that comes with the game of bowling.
00:02:32It's really a life changer.
00:02:36Definitely.
00:02:38Are you guys still in that McMansion on Bishop?
00:02:43Yep.
00:02:45Thatcher, from my Ariel Filks retreat, said that real estate is a great investment.
00:02:52Yeah, I mean, it's usually stable, but, I mean, there's all the work that goes into managing a property.
00:02:58I can't believe you.
00:02:59What?
00:03:00You're gonna ask for money at Dad's funeral.
00:03:02I didn't ask for money.
00:03:03Oh, you guys have such a nice house.
00:03:05What a great investment.
00:03:06All that money you don't need.
00:03:08If you need money, we can help.
00:03:10Luke.
00:03:11What?
00:03:12She's family.
00:03:13We haven't even seen her since our wedding.
00:03:16Okay.
00:03:17I'm gonna go.
00:03:22Fine.
00:03:23Maggie.
00:03:24Maggie, wait.
00:03:26Oh, come on.
00:03:27Don't be such a drama queen.
00:03:28Jane, you don't get to play Evita at the Beach Grove Playhouse without being a little bit of a drama
00:03:32queen.
00:03:34Well, you've always had a talent for it.
00:03:39Look, if you're gonna be in town for a while, we should get together sometime.
00:03:44Coffee.
00:03:45Or you could come by the house.
00:03:47I tried to start a garden.
00:03:48You could come look at it.
00:03:53I think that Dad would have liked us to spend more time together.
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:59Well, I guess it really doesn't matter much anymore now, does it?
00:04:07That was nice.
00:04:20So what can I get for you?
00:04:25Oh, my father's dead.
00:04:27Get me drunk.
00:04:29All right.
00:04:32How's that for starters?
00:04:56How's that for you?
00:05:04Ma'am, I'm closing up.
00:05:08Oh.
00:05:11So you don't want any more of my money?
00:05:13Not tonight at all.
00:05:15All righty, then.
00:05:19You sure you're okay?
00:05:20You want me to call you, kid?
00:05:24How about you give me a ride?
00:05:26I don't usually do.
00:05:27How about you give me a ride to your house?
00:05:32Um, no, ma'am.
00:05:34No.
00:05:35Your loss.
00:05:38How about you?
00:06:03How about you?
00:06:30surprise what are you doing here you said you wanted to hang out more so
00:06:35let's hang out i i didn't mean it to in the morning i'll go get the guest room ready
00:06:42no luke wait what can't you stay at michael's i didn't want to bother him so you bother us
00:06:49well i didn't think seeing your sister was going to be such a bother
00:06:56no you're right luke can you grab some sheets
00:07:09ah how about that garden it's 2 a.m come on i thought you said you wanted to show it
00:07:17off
00:07:17come on
00:07:21so i flooded some cherry tomatoes over there and uh i flooded some beans too those are over
00:07:27over there somewhere huh not up to your standards
00:07:36i guess i'd be more impressed if i could actually see it
00:07:48all right you should be all set thanks for having me crash here wait group hug
00:07:56come on have a good night
00:08:01come up into downward facing dog exhale inhale
00:08:21exhale now raise your right leg up into three-legged downward facing dog
00:08:30exhale and bend your right knee into your chest
00:08:40then what is that it's yoga it's relaxing inhale your legs are shaking that can't possibly be
00:08:51relaxing spread your arms into warrior building up my strength okay hey any chance you want to build
00:08:58up some breakfast i already had lunch yeah well i had a late night i know
00:09:09do you want a pop tart
00:09:18thanks for breakfast
00:09:20got any plans today my mom's coming over
00:09:26why i don't want her to be alone okay that sounds lame
00:09:31i mean luke wants to take me to the disco bowling alley but i'm not really up for it yet
00:09:36disco bowling yeah it's the new big thing at least around here
00:09:40sounds better than your mom oh i don't know we're gonna open up a bottle of wine and
00:09:45work on a puzzle of the sagrada familia
00:09:47oh geez you are still such a wet blanket
00:09:52hey guys you sleep okay maggie oh yeah i feel much better
00:09:56hey got any big plans today yeah uh hannah's mom is coming over
00:10:01we're putting together notre dame
00:10:04sagrada familia
00:10:06right sagrada familia you're welcome to join
00:10:10oh wow you know
00:10:12as much as i love puzzles i think i'm gonna pass
00:10:17all right
00:10:18your loss
00:10:31oh hey what are you up to
00:10:34oh just checking in on the puzzle party
00:10:37seems festive
00:10:41are you sure you don't want to join
00:10:49i'm glad to see you maggie
00:10:52i want you to know that i'm here for you
00:10:54well that's really nice of you may but i think i'm gonna be all right
00:11:00your father would be so happy to see us all together
00:11:03putting together a puzzle
00:11:06you haven't even opened the box
00:11:09i was speaking about it in a more
00:11:10family spirit kind of way
00:11:13oh
00:11:14not sure dad would want me in his spirit group
00:11:18well he may not have always approved of your choices
00:11:22but he still loved you
00:11:24yeah
00:11:25well
00:11:25i guess he came around once he got a do-over with hannah
00:11:29what
00:11:29come on with you
00:11:31he got what he wanted
00:11:32good school
00:11:33good job
00:11:34cookie cutter house
00:11:36with the cookie cutter husband a match
00:11:37i mean it really didn't matter what i did
00:11:40that's not fair
00:11:41well i'm sorry for opening up my cookie cutter home to you
00:11:45i'm sure she didn't mean it as an insult
00:11:47of course she did
00:11:49she just walks around saying whatever the hell she wants
00:11:52should we get this puzzle started
00:11:54it was just a joke
00:11:58jeez
00:11:59what's with all the drama
00:12:01you all are such suburban hype
00:12:03just show some respect for my family and my home
00:12:05that's all i ask
00:12:07all right
00:12:10who's ready for a drink
00:12:11sure
00:12:12why not
00:12:12no
00:12:13the last thing anyone needs are drinks
00:12:15i think i should go
00:12:16mom you don't have to go
00:12:18that's okay
00:12:19why don't we all go down to the disco bowling alley
00:12:22yes
00:12:24i think i'll call it a night
00:12:25if you need anything please call
00:12:27oh
00:12:28same with you
00:12:31love you
00:12:35bye mom
00:12:38thanks
00:12:40oh naturally this is my fault
00:12:42no one said that
00:12:45sad women and disco bowling don't mix
00:12:48we are all sad
00:12:51i feel fine
00:12:52and i don't know what the hell is wrong with you
00:13:04welcome to disco bowling
00:13:11i don't know what i mean
00:13:17i think i'm gonna get it
00:13:22i think i'm gonna get it
00:13:32i think i'm gonna get it
00:13:34oh
00:14:03Come on, honey, you got this.
00:14:05Just bowl it.
00:14:06You can't root for it, Pam.
00:14:08We're all playing against each other.
00:14:10He's my husband.
00:14:11I can be supportive.
00:14:14Why be supportive of someone who doesn't have your best interest at heart?
00:14:18He's just bowling.
00:14:20For now.
00:14:22But just wait.
00:14:23Until he has to go on a work cruise with Melissa.
00:14:27And it's all about business, but you know what's really going on.
00:14:31I don't really think that's applicable in this situation.
00:14:33Just wait.
00:14:35It's always the perfect-seeming couples that have the most skeletons in their closet.
00:14:39I think you've had enough.
00:14:40I don't think so, sister.
00:14:42I'm just telling you like it is.
00:14:45Yes!
00:14:46There you go.
00:14:50Don't mess up, Hannah.
00:14:52You'd be all so disappointed if you messed up.
00:15:01I want you to knock down all the pins.
00:15:04I want you to knock down all the pins and then marry the best pin and then have perfect little
00:15:11pin babies.
00:15:13I want you to knock down all the pins.
00:15:13Stop it, Jackie.
00:15:15Stop it, Jackie.
00:15:18Stop it.
00:15:22Oh, looks like she's not so perfect after all, ladies and gentlemen.
00:15:27I want you to knock down all the pins and then.
00:15:28It's just bowling.
00:15:29It's just bowling.
00:15:30For now.
00:15:31You think you could do better?
00:15:33No shit.
00:15:38Excuse me.
00:15:39Just a second.
00:15:40We're going to need to borrow your lane.
00:15:42Oh, sure.
00:15:43Relax, basically.
00:15:45What are you doing?
00:15:47This is a bowling duel.
00:15:50You and me.
00:15:52Get in your lane.
00:16:10Guys, guys, guys, guys.
00:16:12Come on, guys.
00:16:14This is a disgrace to the beautiful game of bowling.
00:16:20Yes, I win.
00:16:23You're a loser.
00:16:24You're not a loser.
00:16:26You're a loser.
00:16:27You just lost, dude.
00:16:29You're a loser.
00:16:35Let's get out of here.
00:16:38Michael, where are you going?
00:16:40Wait.
00:16:41What?
00:16:42What?
00:16:43What are you doing here?
00:16:45Luke invited us.
00:16:46Then why are you leaving?
00:16:48I'm saying I'm being embarrassed by my mom, okay?
00:16:50We're both adults.
00:16:52It shouldn't happen anymore.
00:16:53It was just some friendly competition.
00:16:55That's all.
00:16:56You were making a scene.
00:16:59What?
00:16:59Come on.
00:17:00Don't leave.
00:17:02What is that?
00:17:03What?
00:17:05What is that?
00:17:06I'm sorry.
00:17:07What?
00:17:07That ring.
00:17:08What's that ring?
00:17:10What?
00:17:11Um.
00:17:12We were engaged.
00:17:15And you didn't tell me?
00:17:17It was a private thing.
00:17:18It just happened.
00:17:20When?
00:17:22A couple weeks ago.
00:17:25A couple weeks ago?
00:17:26I don't believe this.
00:17:28Mom, I'm sorry.
00:17:29But we just wanted to keep it quiet.
00:17:30Especially, you know, granddad being sick and awful.
00:17:33You're not supposed to not tell your mother.
00:17:36I'm supposed to know.
00:17:38I'm sorry, but now you know.
00:17:46Hey, can I come in?
00:17:49I just wanted to say, I'm sorry about what happened with Michael.
00:17:54Did you know he was engaged?
00:17:59I know things are tough, but you can still fix things with him.
00:18:05What the hell do you know about that?
00:18:08Excuse me?
00:18:09You don't know what it's like to be a mother, how hard it is.
00:18:13And you do?
00:18:15Yes, of course I do.
00:18:17You were never a mother to him.
00:18:19A mother needs to be around.
00:18:21They need to be an adult.
00:18:23Now I'm supposed to take advice from my little sister about being an adult?
00:18:26I was married before you were even born.
00:18:29And how'd that go?
00:18:30Oh, whoa.
00:18:31I have a life.
00:18:33A husband.
00:18:33A career.
00:18:34Right.
00:18:35Office work.
00:18:37Such a career.
00:18:38I'll have you know I'm up for a big promotion at my office job.
00:18:41Whoop-dee-doo.
00:18:42You don't even know what I do.
00:18:44You've never asked.
00:18:45You only care about yourself.
00:18:47Right.
00:18:47I only care about myself and making you miserable.
00:18:50You're making yourself miserable.
00:18:52This train wreck act is getting a little stale.
00:18:56That's so profound.
00:18:58Do you want to publish those thoughts?
00:19:00I can't keep feeling sorry for you.
00:19:03Sorry for me.
00:19:04No.
00:19:05I should feel sorry for you.
00:19:07That boring job and your boring life.
00:19:10I can do what I want.
00:19:12I answer to no one.
00:19:13You know what?
00:19:14You're right.
00:19:15You seem to have it all figured out.
00:19:29I should kick her out.
00:19:31She is difficult.
00:19:32And disrespectful.
00:19:33But she's family.
00:19:35I wish my dad were here.
00:19:37Maybe he could help.
00:19:38Your dad couldn't help her even when he was alive.
00:19:41She was his wild child.
00:19:43And you were his perfect princess.
00:19:45Right.
00:19:46Perfect.
00:19:47Maybe staying with us will ground her.
00:19:51Some of the perfect might rub off on her.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:54Maybe she'll grow up.
00:20:01Who is that?
00:20:05That's a crazy old lady.
00:20:08I'm going to go dance with her.
00:20:10So you fucking want it.
00:20:16What are you waiting for?
00:20:23Didn't you come with that guy?
00:20:25I cannot even believe him.
00:20:27He is such a fool.
00:20:34You dance pretty good.
00:20:37What?
00:20:38I said you dance pretty good.
00:20:41It's pretty wild.
00:20:45You dance pretty wild.
00:20:46And you dance pretty mediocre.
00:20:48You dance pretty wild.
00:20:51You dance pretty wild.
00:21:02Oh.
00:21:08Oh.
00:21:13PHONE RINGS
00:21:51PHONE RINGS
00:22:17PHONE RINGS
00:22:17Oh, you've got to be shitting me.
00:22:21What are you doing?
00:22:24Going through your playgirl stash.
00:22:27Get out.
00:22:29Sorry.
00:22:30I used positive visualization to get in here.
00:22:33And I promise to be more careful with my powers next time.
00:22:38Get out.
00:22:41Now.
00:22:43Okay.
00:22:44Jeez.
00:22:45Please.
00:23:34I could write better bullshit than these idiots.
00:23:52You're right.
00:24:19Stop that, Hannah.
00:24:40They make me feel sentimental, but do they bring me joy?
00:24:42I think the question is whether or not we would use them, and the answer is definitely not.
00:24:47But they might bring me joy.
00:24:49Is that that Chinese woman again?
00:24:51Japanese.
00:24:51Japanese.
00:24:53We have really huge houses in America, so if you want to keep them, we can find room.
00:25:00That's true.
00:25:01It might be too soon to thank them for their service and send them on their way.
00:25:10Well, that's not bringing you pleasure, is it?
00:25:12I'm not sure.
00:25:16I need a break.
00:25:24Hey, Hannah, come here.
00:25:27What?
00:25:27What?
00:25:28You've got to see this.
00:25:29Thanks.
00:25:36I know you guys usually come here to watch me and my friends play video games.
00:25:39But today, I really need to bring your attention to something.
00:25:44Where did you find this?
00:25:44Oh, this dude kills at Call of Duty Infinite Warfare.
00:25:48Just hold on.
00:25:49Now, I'm not much of a reader, but you guys, I just read a book that changed my life.
00:25:54Hello?
00:25:55We're in the kitchen.
00:25:57I Like Me by Dr. Margaret Schultz.
00:25:59Holy shit.
00:26:00Now, I know what you guys are thinking.
00:26:02Max, you have thousands of subscribers.
00:26:04Why would you need a self-help book?
00:26:07What are you guys watching?
00:26:08Why don't you tell us?
00:26:09Sometimes, sometimes I just didn't know what direction I wanted to go in, you know?
00:26:14It felt like other people were constantly telling me what I should be doing, like society
00:26:18or my mom.
00:26:20I don't get it.
00:26:20But what did I really want?
00:26:22Dr. Margaret Schultz helped me figure that out.
00:26:25Is this video about me?
00:26:26You see, Dr. Schultz reminded me that what really matters in my life is me.
00:26:32I mean, it's my life and the stuff I do, I'm the one doing it.
00:26:35My life needed more positive in me and the power to say, I like me and I am great.
00:26:43I needed to take control of my life and you need to take control of yours.
00:26:48Don't listen to anyone besides yourself, but also listen to me.
00:26:53Definitely read, I Like Me.
00:26:57How did this happen?
00:26:58Do you know him?
00:26:59So that's your book.
00:27:00Well, who else could possibly be Dr. Margaret Schultz?
00:27:05You're not even Dr. Margaret Schultz.
00:27:08Am I famous?
00:27:09It has 200,000 views.
00:27:12Oh my God!
00:27:13So you wrote a book?
00:27:15Yeah!
00:27:16But I didn't think anyone would read it.
00:27:18I mean, you really shouldn't have underestimated the power of people's stupidity.
00:27:23Mm-hmm.
00:27:24Here, come on.
00:27:25Jeff.
00:27:30You were my inspiration.
00:27:33Mm-hmm.
00:27:38They love me.
00:27:40You should read it.
00:27:43Dr. Margaret Schultz got her PhD in social psychology from the University of the Pacific Rim.
00:27:52I was very affected by that movie.
00:27:55It taught me a lot about the human psyche.
00:27:58I can't believe it.
00:27:59Well, you believed all the other garbage.
00:28:03Maybe you should try some positivity in your life.
00:28:08What?
00:28:12Okay.
00:28:15Dear Dr. Schultz, I am writing in the hope you can help me.
00:28:19I recently discovered my wife was having an affair with our dog walker.
00:28:24I don't know what to do.
00:28:26She is the love of my life.
00:28:28I don't want to lose her, although she says the dog walker is very well hung and great with our
00:28:33Shih Tzu.
00:28:33So, okay.
00:28:35Whew.
00:28:37It's not cheating if there's money involved.
00:28:40Okay.
00:28:42We would love to have you as a guest to talk about your inspirational new book.
00:28:48I have to find a new outfit.
00:28:49The best of you, but the leaves are falling in my mind.
00:28:55It's not the worst that's gonna be here.
00:29:00Right now.
00:29:12Yes.
00:29:15Congratulations.
00:29:18The trick is to believe in yourself.
00:29:22You know, I think you could use my book.
00:29:31Good morning.
00:29:33Hi.
00:29:50Okay.
00:29:52Okay.
00:29:52Not so fast.
00:29:53Just breathe.
00:29:56I am the key to the door of success.
00:30:06Hello, Hannah.
00:30:07How are you today?
00:30:08Oh, I was just heading to the copier.
00:30:12Is that all?
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:15Well, no.
00:30:16I thought while I was on my way to the copier, I would stop in and ask if you had
00:30:20received
00:30:20my application for the account director position.
00:30:23I think all those applications are still done at HR.
00:30:27Oh, okay.
00:30:29Do you know when you'll be reviewing them?
00:30:31After HR screen them.
00:30:33Maybe in a week.
00:30:36And I'll get through the screen, right?
00:30:38Because I already work here.
00:30:39Sure.
00:30:46But I'll get through the screen, right?
00:30:49I mean, inside hires are cheaper.
00:30:52We're looking for the best candidates.
00:30:54Not the cheapest.
00:30:56Am I the best?
00:30:58That's really up to Dana.
00:30:59She handles most of the recruiting.
00:31:03Well, I do the recruiting, but Cheryl doesn't hire me.
00:31:09Account director.
00:31:11Account director.
00:31:12Yes, it's a very important position.
00:31:15They oversee the handling of accounts.
00:31:17Like accounting?
00:31:20No, like companies we do PR work for.
00:31:23I think my assistant Finn is handling that one.
00:31:28Great.
00:31:32At this point in the process, we're just running candidates through Frontera.
00:31:36And where does she sit?
00:31:39Frontera Recruitment Pro.
00:31:41It's a computer program that screens candidates.
00:31:44Oh.
00:31:45So would they even use that for applicants from within the company?
00:31:49How else would we know if they're qualified?
00:31:58I'm going to need the living room.
00:31:59What?
00:32:01I need the living room.
00:32:03It's the living room.
00:32:05Just enter it.
00:32:07Yes, ma'am.
00:32:10No, no.
00:32:12No, no.
00:32:12Mm-mm.
00:32:30Like spend $5.
00:32:44Luke, I thought you left already.
00:32:55So, what are you doing out before noon?
00:32:59Very funny, little sister.
00:33:04I'm sorry, she'll be out of our way in just a second and then we can begin.
00:33:12Oh, wait.
00:33:16Yes?
00:33:16I packed you breakfast.
00:33:21Remember what I always say?
00:33:24A healthy breakfast is the start of a positive day.
00:33:29You got...
00:33:33Of course.
00:33:39It was nice to meet you.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:54So, your son boinked your neighbor's wife, right?
00:33:58What?
00:34:01No, I boinked.
00:34:03I mean, I slept with the neighbor's wife.
00:34:06Well, for a second there, I thought we had a classic Mrs. Robinson situation on our hands.
00:34:13A what?
00:34:14You know, from The Graduate.
00:34:17Well, how did you know her name was Robinson?
00:34:20I have that sense.
00:34:24It's what I do.
00:34:35You've got to be kidding me.
00:34:40Hey, someone left this book in my office?
00:34:42Yep.
00:34:43That was me.
00:34:45And you, you got to read it.
00:34:46It literally changed my life.
00:34:49Oh, it did, did it?
00:34:51Oh, yeah.
00:34:52This Dr. Schultz is a genius.
00:34:54It's like she can read my mind.
00:34:56To be honest, I think it can help you with the promotion.
00:35:01Well, thank you.
00:35:03Yeah, you're welcome.
00:35:06You know, that's my sister.
00:35:07No way.
00:35:08Oh, yeah.
00:35:09Well, my half-sister.
00:35:10Oh, my God.
00:35:11Are you guys close?
00:35:14You could say that.
00:35:16Well, I mean, when you see her, you tell her that she has a fan in me.
00:35:22I'll have plenty of opportunities.
00:35:24She lives in my guest room.
00:35:31Hey, I'm going to get some coffee.
00:35:33Do you want any?
00:35:34No.
00:35:41Relax.
00:35:42Just relax.
00:35:52Happy place.
00:35:54Happy place.
00:35:57Happy place.
00:36:01No.
00:36:03Screw it.
00:36:06Sad place.
00:36:12I feel really good about the progress that we made today.
00:36:17That'll be $100.
00:36:19You brought cash, right?
00:36:20Oh, of course.
00:36:21Of course.
00:36:23Bless you.
00:36:24Oh, bless you.
00:36:32You.
00:36:50So, uh, what would you be having, sweetheart?
00:36:51Oh, uh, I don't know.
00:36:55You don't know.
00:36:56Uh, if you're going to sit here, you should drink here.
00:36:59Beer.
00:37:00Beer.
00:37:01You'd be a bit more specific.
00:37:05No, wine.
00:37:07Wine.
00:37:08Definitely wine.
00:37:09Definitely wine.
00:37:10Red.
00:37:11And cheap.
00:37:12Cheap red wine.
00:37:14We got that.
00:37:17Here you go.
00:37:21Oh, shit.
00:37:22Oh, shit.
00:37:42Hannah.
00:37:43Yeah?
00:37:44Not you.
00:37:45Hannah.
00:37:46She's not back from work yet.
00:37:48What's up?
00:37:52I sold 500,000 copies of my book.
00:37:57Is that good?
00:37:59Yeah, I think so.
00:38:01I mean, it's just a book, but, I mean, that's pretty much everyone that still reads, right?
00:38:08Yeah, I guess so.
00:38:10You want to play Call of Duty?
00:38:13You know what?
00:38:15Yes.
00:38:16Yes, I do.
00:38:19Okay, so, left joystick, move.
00:38:22Right joystick, orientation.
00:38:24Hold down the left trigger to aim, and then right trigger is shoot, okay?
00:38:27Uh, and go.
00:38:29What?
00:38:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:32Do I have to push any of these pretty buttons over here?
00:38:35Uh, don't worry about those.
00:38:36Only if you need to jump.
00:38:37Shoot him.
00:38:38Shoot.
00:38:38Shoot that guy.
00:38:39Right there.
00:38:39Right there.
00:38:40Terrorist.
00:38:40Terrorist.
00:38:42Shoot.
00:38:43Shoot.
00:38:43Shoot the terrorist.
00:38:44That's a terrorist.
00:38:44That is a terrorist.
00:38:45Shoot him.
00:38:46Hey.
00:38:48Hey.
00:38:49Maggie just sold 500,000 copies of her book.
00:38:52Isn't that amazing?
00:38:56Yes.
00:38:56It's wonderful.
00:39:02What's her problem?
00:39:04Must have had a hard day.
00:39:07She'll be fine.
00:39:10Oh, wait.
00:39:11Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:39:12Terrorist.
00:39:12Come on.
00:39:20Welcome back to Hello, Hello, and let's give a hello, hello, hello to our guest, life coach
00:39:26and hit author, Dr. Margaret Schultz.
00:39:29Thank you for having me, Rita.
00:39:31Let's start off with a burning question everyone is dying to know.
00:39:34What is your morning beauty routine?
00:39:37Oh, well, that's a very interesting question.
00:39:40I would say yoga, avocado facial mask, and grapefruit.
00:39:49That's great.
00:39:50That's great.
00:39:51I am quite the yogini myself.
00:39:53Namaste.
00:39:54Oh, namastati indeed.
00:39:56Now, this book, full disclosure, I am a journalist and all, I've not finished it yet, but there's
00:40:03so much buzz around it.
00:40:04Why is that?
00:40:05I think I'm getting at something that's really bothering a lot of people.
00:40:10With so many people in the world, we're forgetting about ourselves.
00:40:14Too true.
00:40:14I was having this problem myself, and then I realized that all I had to do was look deep
00:40:20inside myself and realize that I like me and find out why.
00:40:26And this book is helping people find out that why.
00:40:31Wow.
00:40:32That is so inspirational.
00:40:34Do you have any advice for any young, aspiring writers out there who may be watching today
00:40:40and saying to themselves, how can I be like her?
00:40:43Well, yes, I do.
00:40:47Follow the advice in my book and live your dreams.
00:40:52No one is stopping you, but you.
00:40:55We are all great.
00:40:58Just look inside you and realize how much you love yourself and spread that love into the
00:41:04world.
00:41:06I like me and I am great.
00:41:09And so can you.
00:41:12Well, that's all the time we have today.
00:41:14It's been a pleasure.
00:41:16I Like Me by Dr. Margaret Schultz, available online.
00:41:19I urge you all to get your copy today.
00:41:37Thanks for tonight.
00:41:38I needed this.
00:41:40Dinner would not have been as nice alone.
00:41:43How would I have eaten all that cheese by myself?
00:41:47You're such a goofball.
00:41:50I love you.
00:41:51I love you too.
00:41:54What is going on?
00:41:57Maggie.
00:42:04Hey, Schultz!
00:42:11Yo, Dr. Schultz is the shit at beer pong, man.
00:42:15Great.
00:42:16Can you please get all of these people out of my house?
00:42:19Oh, lighten up.
00:42:21My book sold 500,000 copies.
00:42:24We're celebrating.
00:42:26Woo!
00:42:26500,000!
00:42:28Push!
00:42:29Push!
00:42:30Push!
00:42:32Push!
00:42:33Push!
00:42:34Push!
00:42:34Push!
00:42:34Push!
00:42:34Push!
00:42:34Push!
00:42:35Luke!
00:42:36Push!
00:42:37Push!
00:42:38Push!
00:42:40Push!
00:42:40Push!
00:42:40They're already here, right?
00:42:42We might as well have fun.
00:42:43Goddammit, are all you people insane?
00:42:47Maggie!
00:42:48Maggie!
00:42:49Maggie!
00:42:50Maggie!
00:42:51Maggie!
00:42:52Maggie!
00:42:59Hey, you leaving already?
00:43:02We...
00:43:03We need...
00:43:04more...
00:43:05more...
00:43:06booze!
00:43:08I'll pay if you give me a lift somewhere.
00:43:11Uh...
00:43:12okay.
00:43:13Yep.
00:43:15Um...
00:43:15I'm...
00:43:16I'm really glad we finally got some time alone.
00:43:21I really...
00:43:21I really like you.
00:43:23You what?
00:43:25Um...
00:43:26I...
00:43:27I...
00:43:27I...
00:43:28I...
00:43:28I really like you.
00:43:30Okay, so do you think you could just keep pushing?
00:43:34Yeah.
00:43:35Thanks.
00:43:36But...
00:43:36But I...
00:43:37I like you.
00:43:38Hey, Michael!
00:43:41Michael!
00:43:46Can I help you?
00:43:47Can you tell Michael?
00:43:49Mom is here!
00:43:51Michael's not here.
00:43:55Did he move?
00:43:56No.
00:43:57He's on his honeymoon.
00:43:58You're his mom?
00:44:01Yes.
00:44:03I'm pretty confident of the maternity.
00:44:07Then how come I didn't see you at the wedding?
00:44:13Ugh.
00:44:37I can clean this.
00:44:39Really?
00:44:40You can clean it up?
00:44:43You knew about Michael, didn't you?
00:44:46Just leave everything to Hannah?
00:44:48She'll take care of everything?
00:44:49Listen...
00:44:50to me!
00:44:51What?
00:44:53You knew he got married?
00:44:57Yeah.
00:44:59We knew.
00:45:01Luke, can you just give us a minute?
00:45:05All right.
00:45:13They told us about the wedding.
00:45:15It was small.
00:45:16They didn't want a big thing.
00:45:17How could you do that?
00:45:20I didn't want to get in the middle of a private issue.
00:45:23You didn't want to get in the middle?
00:45:26You're supposed to be my sister.
00:45:27And you're supposed to be his mother.
00:45:30Again.
00:45:31What does that mean?
00:45:32You know exactly what I mean.
00:45:35Oh, fuck this.
00:45:37Maggie, where are you going?
00:45:39Come on.
00:45:40Come on.
00:45:53Ma'am?
00:45:54Are you all right?
00:45:57Yes.
00:45:58I'm great.
00:45:58Well, do you mind getting out?
00:46:00You're in the middle of my birthday party.
00:46:03Ah.
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:22What are you doing here?
00:46:23I need to talk to you.
00:46:37Do you want something to drink or anything?
00:46:40Nope.
00:46:45Why don't you have a seat?
00:46:52Is everything all right?
00:46:55Yes.
00:46:56Why wouldn't everything be all right?
00:46:58Okay.
00:47:00You were at Michael's wedding.
00:47:03Yes, I was.
00:47:04Of course you were.
00:47:07You don't look right.
00:47:09You know,
00:47:11he thinks you're the good guy and I'm the super villain,
00:47:14but he has no idea.
00:47:19Are you still at Hannah's?
00:47:21Yes, but not because I have to be.
00:47:24In case you didn't know,
00:47:26I am a best-selling author now.
00:47:28Right.
00:47:31Well, aren't you going to congratulate me?
00:47:33Congratulations.
00:47:36Yep.
00:47:37Dr. Schultz.
00:47:39I think you should get some rest.
00:47:41Well, I'm glad that's what you think.
00:47:47You know,
00:47:48I used to be his favorite.
00:47:50I was the fun one.
00:47:52You were always this fuddy-duddy rule follower.
00:47:54Well, if a fuddy-duddy rule follower means that I was around for my son,
00:47:59I'm okay with that.
00:48:00I was around?
00:48:02You were gone for months at a time.
00:48:04Traveling theater troops, silent retreats, poetic explorations, the circus.
00:48:09Never the circus.
00:48:11Never the circus.
00:48:12And he could have come with me.
00:48:13He had school.
00:48:15I could have homeschooled.
00:48:16Look, what's done is done.
00:48:19He turned out great.
00:48:22He hates me.
00:48:23He doesn't hate you.
00:48:25He cares about you.
00:48:26We all care about you.
00:48:28He's just trying to figure out how to fit you into his life.
00:48:32That's all.
00:48:32Ah.
00:48:36Ah.
00:48:42Ah.
00:48:50Oh no.
00:48:55Whoa.
00:48:57Ah.
00:49:05yes oh my god you're dr schultz yes i i am you changed my life i never realized how great
00:49:13i
00:49:13could be until i read your book oh that makes me really happy i've read it so many times
00:49:21i wish i had your book with me so i could get you to sign it oh that would have
00:49:26been great
00:49:26wouldn't it have sign me excuse me i want your mark on me forever you know the permanent and
00:49:39permanent marker really doesn't mean me okay okay okay
00:49:50wow thank you and bless your soul bless you too
00:50:19when all else fails look to yourself you have all the answers
00:50:29don't put yourself on a shelf remember i like me and i am great
00:50:38god i'm a fucking genius so the whole thing kind of blew up in my face but what am i
00:50:44supposed to do
00:50:45when my nephew tells me not to tell his mom about his wedding what sort of positive outcome could i
00:50:52visualize in that situation but but she's still living with you she seems quite committed to the
00:50:58idea i don't think i have ever seen her have such strong follow-through on something before
00:51:02well she also started a self-help movement yeah hannah could i please see you in my office
00:51:10yes of course all right
00:51:20i wanted you to be the first to know that you didn't get the job
00:51:25did didn't didn't get the job did not i'm very sorry
00:51:33but why i i've been here five years i'm a leader i'm i'm qualified that's all true but there was
00:51:39someone more qualified who an outside hire jermaine jermaine yes i'm very sorry about this but
00:51:51i really look forward to seeing all the great work you continue to do in your current capacity
00:51:59now if you could please leave
00:52:13congratulations
00:52:16thank you hey i'm pretty sure it's close
00:52:20close close doesn't cut it look look i know you may not be her biggest fan
00:52:25but to be honest i feel like you should read your sister's book
00:52:29i don't think i would have gotten the job without it maybe it can help you
00:52:37un-fucking-believable
00:52:43i like me and i am great
00:52:46i like me and i am great
00:52:48i like me and i am great
00:52:54step two jogging
00:53:00hi want to join me doing what jogging
00:53:04you jog of course it's in my book healthy living and eating clean
00:53:11what does eating clean mean wash your hands
00:53:21hey how was work i didn't get the promotion
00:53:28my bowling team didn't make the playoffs
00:53:31what well technically we were disqualified because as it turns out ronnie was taking performance enhancing
00:53:37drugs but it's like should we all get punished because of ronnie's napoleon complex
00:53:41luke what about my thing
00:53:44what thing
00:53:45oh yeah that really sucks
00:53:49but you're young
00:53:51you still have time to work your way up
00:53:53yeah but it's still really disappointing
00:53:55i wanted to move on to something new
00:53:57yeah for sure
00:54:04i'm gonna go to bed
00:54:05you want to get something to eat
00:54:07no
00:54:11your best is you
00:54:13not you encumbered by other people or them
00:54:17but just pure you
00:54:19when you are in a tough situation
00:54:21ask yourself
00:54:23what would you do in this situation
00:54:25if you were on a deserted island with just yourself
00:54:29and that situation
00:54:32ten minutes
00:54:33nice
00:54:35you will be in full control of your positivity
00:54:40nope
00:54:42nope
00:54:44do you feel the coldness in your stomach
00:54:47to the warmth as you
00:54:49run out of tears
00:54:51well i saw you by the spinnaker
00:54:53it makes me feel miserable
00:54:55so is the fear
00:54:57when am i gonna feel
00:55:03i'm saying
00:55:06it's not the way you want it to be
00:55:20wonderful
00:55:21see
00:55:23and um
00:55:24what about you
00:55:46welcome
00:55:48this really works
00:55:49yeah
00:55:50you sure hope so
00:55:51because this sucks
00:55:54hard things to come
00:55:56what
00:55:57i'm not totally clueless
00:56:00it's marriage right
00:56:01ups and downs
00:56:03you should come to one of my meetings
00:56:07think about it
00:56:08it's not as bad as it seems
00:56:21jesus christ
00:56:30welcome
00:56:31everyone
00:56:32welcome hannah
00:56:34welcome hannah
00:56:35thanks
00:56:37why don't you come in and have a seat
00:56:46now
00:56:47why don't you tell us
00:56:49what's causing you anxiety today
00:56:53well
00:56:53um
00:56:55my dad died recently
00:56:57and i was uh
00:57:00passed over for this promotion at work
00:57:03and
00:57:04i feel a little
00:57:06unappreciated at home
00:57:09could it be
00:57:10that you don't appreciate yourself enough
00:57:16no i don't think that's it
00:57:19it sounds to me
00:57:21like you're not thinking about what makes you great
00:57:24and that's what's leading to these struggles
00:57:30hannah
00:57:31repeat after me
00:57:36please make eye contact with me
00:57:42i like me
00:57:44and i am great
00:57:49i like me and i am great
00:57:53okay
00:57:54well i didn't really believe that
00:57:58should we show her how it's done everyone
00:58:01i like me and i am great
00:58:04i like me and i am great
00:58:06again
00:58:07i like me and i am great
00:58:10one more time
00:58:11i like me and i am great
00:58:13keep it going
00:58:14i like me and i am great
00:58:16i like me and i am great
00:58:18i like me and i am great
00:58:21shut up shut up shut up shut up
00:58:25hannah
00:58:26we try to only use positive words in this environment
00:58:30oh shove it up your ass maggie
00:58:33now
00:58:34i know you're upset
00:58:37why don't we try and rephrase that in a more positive manner
00:58:41you're all so full of shit
00:58:45i mean you all look up to her and worship her
00:58:47you know why
00:58:48because you're all worthless
00:58:50you you haven't accomplished shit in your lives
00:58:53and now you think oh maybe this will work
00:58:55well guess what that's not how life is
00:58:57why don't we just sit down and relax
00:59:00no no no i will not relax
00:59:02you you you you cannot wish or or or love anything into existence
00:59:07the world is not your playground
00:59:08no one gives a shit about you
00:59:10not your family
00:59:11not your friends
00:59:11and certainly not dr schultz
00:59:14when we're gone
00:59:16our time on this earth will have been useless
00:59:18and we'll all be forgotten
00:59:21i think we need to try and refrain from taking your anger out on these wonderful people
00:59:27i'll take my anger out wherever i see fit
00:59:32i like me and i am great
00:59:35i like me and i am great
00:59:38i like me and i am great
00:59:41i like me and i am great
00:59:44I like me and I am great!
01:00:08Seems like everything I was told
01:00:12Was just a lie
01:00:14I've done it all by the book
01:00:17And found no happiness inside
01:00:19Am I the only one?
01:00:23Or does everyone feel like me?
01:00:30I'm checking off my list
01:00:32But it seems there's something that I've missed
01:00:35I've got the house, the husband
01:00:38A life that should be bliss
01:00:40I've got it all
01:00:42But I still feel like
01:00:46Well, shit
01:00:48What's that all about?
01:00:51What is happy?
01:00:53What's it all mean?
01:00:56I've done all the work
01:00:58But she gets everything
01:01:02Happy's not what I thought it'd be
01:01:12I'll bet she's never had a plan
01:01:14While mine is crystal clear
01:01:17She never seemed to grow up
01:01:19I mean she still shotguns beer
01:01:21I'm so confused
01:01:25I just don't understand
01:01:32What is happy?
01:01:35I thought I had it all
01:01:37She made all the wrong decisions
01:01:40That I took the fall
01:01:44Happy's not what I thought it'd be
01:01:53What is happy?
01:01:56What is happy?
01:01:57What's it all mean?
01:01:59What's it all mean?
01:02:03What's it all mean?
01:02:04What is happy?
01:02:06What's it all mean?
01:02:12What's it all mean?
01:02:18What's it all mean?
01:02:20What's it all mean?
01:02:21I'm gonna kick her out
01:02:21What's it all mean?
01:03:14Hi!
01:03:15I'm gonna pick you up at work
01:03:16and take you out to dinner
01:03:27Oh, whatever.
01:03:30I'm rich now.
01:04:11After the many months of working with the monks in Tibet, I found what really works is focusing
01:04:19on everything that is good about ourselves.
01:04:23Only then could you then spread that goodness out into the world.
01:04:29Wow.
01:04:30That is truly inspirational.
01:04:33Right?
01:04:35Why did you go to Tibet?
01:04:37Was there something you were trying to deal with?
01:04:41No, nothing that I was personally dealing with.
01:04:44It was more of a search for spiritual truth on behalf of my clients.
01:04:52Max, have you been studying for your geometry test on Monday?
01:04:55Mom, we're recording.
01:04:58Oh, oh, you're recording.
01:05:00I thought you said you were contorting and I got a bit worried.
01:05:02Mom, please.
01:05:04Sorry.
01:05:05I'll get out of your hair.
01:05:07Um, I was about to make some grilled cheese for lunch.
01:05:10Would your friend like some?
01:05:12I'd love some.
01:05:13Mom.
01:05:13Okay.
01:05:14I've got white or wheat bread.
01:05:16Well, actually it's potato and wheat bread.
01:05:20Is potato considered white?
01:05:21Mom, we're busy.
01:05:23Wheat would be great.
01:05:31She can be so annoying sometimes.
01:05:34It's okay.
01:05:34I'm a daughter of a mother.
01:05:36I understand.
01:05:41Sometimes she would just leave, you know?
01:05:44Right.
01:05:45I mean, wouldn't it be great if she went like on a three month poetry slam tour?
01:05:51What?
01:05:52Hmm?
01:05:52No, that's just a saying.
01:05:54She couldn't actually leave.
01:05:56I mean, who'd make my lunch or do my laundry?
01:06:00Well, you could go with her.
01:06:01Wouldn't that be exciting?
01:06:04What about school?
01:06:06What is with you people and school?
01:06:08I'm 15.
01:06:09I don't want to be a truant.
01:06:12Anyway, let's get back on topic.
01:06:14So, your life was perfect, but you went to Tibet to help your clients?
01:06:23Right.
01:06:28Well, maybe it wasn't all about my clients.
01:06:32I might have needed some help from the monks, too.
01:06:38Maybe I needed the monks to help me better myself.
01:06:45But I thought that the me that we are is the best me we can be.
01:06:54I gotta go.
01:06:59But what about lunch?
01:07:05Christ, what?
01:07:06What is wrong?
01:07:09Could I come in for a moment?
01:07:14Sure, fine.
01:07:24You can sit there now.
01:07:30I heard you visited Dad.
01:07:33Yes.
01:07:35I know we haven't always seen eye to eye, but I think it's important to keep him in my life.
01:07:41Right.
01:07:43Have you read my book yet?
01:07:46No.
01:07:46I've been busy.
01:07:47Sorry.
01:07:49Not a problem.
01:07:50I happen to have a copy right here.
01:07:55You know, once you read the book, you'll see the error of your ways.
01:08:00The error of my ways.
01:08:03Not including me in your wedding.
01:08:05Oh, right.
01:08:08I wanted to talk to you about that.
01:08:09You see, the reason why you...
01:08:10You'll see.
01:08:11In the book, that it all comes down to you not liking yourself enough.
01:08:16And if you could admit that you like you, then you could have spread that acceptance out into the world
01:08:22to me and...
01:08:25Would have invited me to come.
01:08:27Actually, that's not the reason why.
01:08:30No.
01:08:31This whole wedding business is you expressing your negativity instead of your positivity.
01:08:38It really is a common mistake with those who aren't my followers.
01:08:42Could you please just stop for just a second?
01:08:45I wanted to...
01:08:46But once you read the book and come to a few of my meetings, you'll realize that you were wrong
01:08:52all along.
01:08:53I mean, you'll learn to like yourself and realize that you're great and I'm great too.
01:09:00See, this is... this is why.
01:09:03Huh?
01:09:04This is why I didn't invite you.
01:09:07Because you always make it about yourself.
01:09:10I don't see how this is about me at all.
01:09:13Well, then you need to be more self-aware.
01:09:15I wrote the book on being self-aware.
01:09:19I don't see how you get off saying this is about me at all.
01:09:24This has always been about you.
01:09:29Driving you to school.
01:09:32Making you dinner.
01:09:36Wiping your ass when you shit yourself as a baby.
01:09:39That's what parents are supposed to do.
01:09:41And then I would offer to make you and your friends grilled cheese and you wouldn't even thank me.
01:09:48When did that ever happen?
01:09:51Well, you know what?
01:09:52I don't care what you think.
01:09:56I like me and I am great.
01:09:59This has nothing to do with not liking you.
01:10:21Hey.
01:10:22Hey.
01:10:23What are you up to?
01:10:25Nothing.
01:10:28I've got something for you to do.
01:10:30I can't do anything.
01:10:32I'm terrible at everything.
01:10:34You know that's not true.
01:10:37What do you want from me?
01:10:41I want you to talk to Maggie.
01:10:43What?
01:10:44No.
01:10:45Why?
01:10:46She was just over at Michael's and he said she was really upset.
01:10:51That's her own damn fault.
01:10:52I'm not going to let her ruin my life anymore.
01:10:54Oh.
01:10:56And how has she ruined your life?
01:11:00She gave Jermaine confidence.
01:11:03She attacked me with an army of her minions.
01:11:06And she probably gave my dad cancer.
01:11:09That's ridiculous.
01:11:12Well, stress can do a lot of damage to a person.
01:11:15Hmm.
01:11:19You should talk to her.
01:11:23You're calm.
01:11:25You're kind.
01:11:27And you're really the only person she has left now.
01:11:31Yeah.
01:11:33Maybe.
01:11:46Hi.
01:11:47I'd like to see if I can sell any of these books.
01:11:51All right.
01:11:52Let me take a look.
01:12:01All right.
01:12:02Looks like this is the only one we'll take.
01:12:06Really?
01:12:07Just the one?
01:12:08Yeah.
01:12:09You'd be surprised how many people come in to offload their self-help books
01:12:13when they realize there's nothing they can do with their sad lives.
01:12:19Or maybe they were just so successful they didn't need them anymore.
01:12:22Right.
01:12:24That could be it.
01:12:27I'm, like, perfectly happy.
01:12:28So, don't go waving around your generalizations at me.
01:12:32Okay.
01:12:34Yeah, I'm doing so great that I know I'll never need these books again,
01:12:37so you can just have them all.
01:12:39Well, we really only want the one, ma'am.
01:12:42So, would that be cash or store credit?
01:12:46Cash.
01:13:00Oh, hey.
01:13:02You're Dr. Margaret Schultz's sister, right?
01:13:04Yes.
01:13:05And you are?
01:13:07I'm a friend first, and a client.
01:13:09And maybe something more someday if she lets me.
01:13:14Um, okay.
01:13:16Is she all right?
01:13:17I haven't seen her in a while.
01:13:20Oh, I don't know.
01:13:21She doesn't live with me anymore.
01:13:23Well, next time you see her, could you tell her to call me?
01:13:26Our meetings have really been helping me get in touch with my inner self.
01:13:31I'll, I'll be sure to mention it.
01:13:34Thanks, thank you so much.
01:13:35You know, I can see the path.
01:13:37I'm just having trouble, uh, clearing out the weeds.
01:13:42Sure.
01:13:42Yeah.
01:13:43Sweet, alright.
01:13:46An apple pie?
01:13:49You think I need a fucking apple pie?
01:13:52You are so good.
01:13:54Juiceless!
01:13:56Oh, shit.
01:13:57What would he think?
01:13:58No wonder he left us!
01:14:03Now go away, I don't want any room observance.
01:14:06Get out of my way!
01:14:06It's Hannah.
01:14:08Can you please open the door?
01:14:10I'll be nice, I promise.
01:14:13Why can't you just be more like Wardo?
01:14:17Fine.
01:14:26You doing some early spring cleaning?
01:14:30Mom?
01:14:34Were you in?
01:14:36Oh, my God.
01:14:37What happened here?
01:14:40Negative in me.
01:14:42Sorry.
01:14:43I found this as I could for you to sit.
01:14:47What is it? What are you doing?
01:14:48Oh, come on.
01:14:50You weren't that Halloween when you were like dead.
01:14:52Is that you?
01:14:53You know, we were at the mall.
01:14:55We had to have it even though it was like way too scary.
01:15:00Yeah.
01:15:01Wow, that's impressive.
01:15:04Yeah.
01:15:05I mean, it was never really officially picked up by a network.
01:15:08And we had to stop halfway through because the main backer,
01:15:12well, he got arrested for racketeering.
01:15:15Jesus.
01:15:17Yeah.
01:15:18But I really thought it had some potential.
01:15:24Are you here to yell at me?
01:15:27No, I'm here because Luke told me to come.
01:15:32Great.
01:15:34But also because I ran into some frat bro at a bookstore and he said you're good at clearing the
01:15:40weeds from the pass.
01:15:42Like yard work?
01:15:43No, like life advice.
01:15:47Oh, I don't think I'm really qualified to give anybody life advice.
01:15:53I'll take anything I can get at this point.
01:15:56Uh, girlfriend.
01:15:59I think I am all out of mantras.
01:16:03Hey, why don't you consult one of those stupid books of yours?
01:16:07I sold them all.
01:16:09Really?
01:16:11Well, I tried to, but the bookstore didn't want most of them.
01:16:14But I'm definitely planning on getting rid of them soon.
01:16:18Do you still have them with you now?
01:16:27Okay, so can I give you a bit of advice?
01:16:31Sure.
01:16:33Always aim for the biggest payoff.
01:16:38Is that your new mantra?
01:16:40Huh?
01:16:41I don't know.
01:16:42I guess it could be.
01:16:46Hey.
01:16:48Maggie?
01:16:51No?
01:16:58No?
01:16:59So, do you think I could move back in with you just for a little while?
01:17:02I thought you were a self-made millionaire.
01:17:05Well, it seems that online publishing is not the gold mine that most people think it is.
01:17:12Sure, I guess.
01:17:18But you're going to have to do some of the household chores.
01:17:21You've got to earn your keep in this sisterhood.
01:17:23Oh, Jesus.
01:17:24We're not going to have to sit in the red tent, too.
01:17:29Okay, deal.
01:17:31Ready?
01:17:34Oh!
01:17:59Sorry.
01:18:02I saved you a pair of sevens.
01:18:04Oh, thank you.
01:18:06You're welcome.
01:18:07You need all the help you can in this game.
01:18:10The least I can do is give you a properly sized pair of shoes.
01:18:36Hey, guys.
01:18:37I'll be back in a second.
01:18:42I'll be back in a second.
01:18:54A better look next time, guys.
01:19:00It's not fair.
01:19:01You're practically a professional.
01:19:03Has my mom come back yet?
01:19:05Um, I don't think so.
01:19:09I think I found a clue.
01:19:13Hannah, thank you for all you've done for me over the past months, namely letting me live in your home.
01:19:19That was very sisterly of you.
01:19:21And because you are my sister, I hope I can entrust you with letting everyone know that I'm off to
01:19:27lead a therapeutic water polo retreat in Santa Cruz.
01:19:30What?
01:19:32After watching so much bowling, I really think I can help people sort out their problems through physical aggression.
01:19:39Also, if you could let my boss know I will be absent for a while, that would be great.
01:19:43Hugs, Maggie.
01:19:57Well, what do we expect?
01:20:02I guess I thought she'd changed.
01:20:09At least she left a note, right?
01:20:15You guys want to bowl another round?
01:20:17Yeah.
01:20:17Sure.
01:20:17All right.
01:20:20All right.
01:20:26Is it my imagination?
01:20:32Am I reading too much in a glass?
01:20:38Because I feel a real connection through this fogged up safety mess.
01:20:49There's a vial on the table.
01:20:54That I've never seen before.
01:21:00No chance to read the label.
01:21:05Before it shatters on the floor.
01:21:12Are you the fever that I'm feeling?
01:21:19It's getting harder to ignore.
01:21:22It's getting harder to ignore.
01:21:24It's the way my heart is beating.
01:21:28Like something you believe in.
01:21:31How can I be sure?
01:21:36Sirens warm the complex.
01:21:41Screaming, this is not a drill.
01:21:47Locked down in isolation.
01:21:52Looks like we got some time to kill.
01:21:54We got some time to kill.
01:22:00Are you the fever that I'm feeling?
01:22:06It's getting harder to ignore.
01:22:11The way my heart is beating.
01:22:15Like something you believe in.
01:22:18How can I be sure?
01:22:22Are you the fever that I'm feeling?
01:22:24How can I feel it?
01:22:28Getting harder to ignore
01:22:33The way my heart is beating
01:22:37Like something to believe in
01:22:40How can I be sure?
01:23:07How can I be sure?
01:23:26How can I be sure?
01:23:33How can I be sure?
01:23:37How can I be sure?
01:23:43The way my heart is beating
01:23:45Like something to believe in
01:23:49How can I be sure?
01:23:54How can I be sure?