00:01There's nothing like a winter escape to Africa.
00:04Wait a second.
00:05Why is everybody wearing a jacket?
00:08Oh, it's actually kind of cold.
00:12Thanks.
00:15Excuse me?
00:17What is that?
00:19A pigeon?
00:23You want me to eat a pigeon?
00:27What is this?
00:28Some kind of dual citizenship for cars?
00:33So that's why there's no pigeons in Cairo.
00:36You know what?
00:37That's actually a great business idea.
00:40It's free meat.
00:42Okay, and I really paid money to get into this thing?
00:47Have they ever cleaned up here in a thousand years?
00:50I don't think so.
00:52Well, this didn't fill me up much.
00:54Can I have like five more?
00:56This doesn't look like the mosque I wanted to go to.
01:00Can it be that I just paid a hundred pounds to a random guy on the street
01:03who let me into this abandoned building?
01:06He's a genius.
01:07That's another great business idea.
01:10Those Egyptians, so smart.
01:12Oh, wow.
01:14A lot of half Germans over here, huh?
01:16Okay, so how to cross the street?
01:21Wait.
01:22Why is there no crossway or something?
01:24How much is this?
01:26Four euro only.
01:28For a new book?
01:30I'll take it.
01:32I guess the traffic has to stop at some point, right?
01:40This looks strange.
01:41Did they print this book themselves in a copy shop?
01:46Yeah, most certainly.
01:49Business all the way, these people.
01:52Unbelievable.
01:53Okay.
01:54I think now is my chance.
01:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:57No, no, no, no, no.
01:58Oh, dinner has arrived.
02:01Wait.
02:02Where are you going?
02:03I'm hungry.
02:05Ah, so this is where they put their trash.
02:09I was already wondering why there's no trash can in the room.
02:15I'm doing it.
02:16I'm doing it.
02:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:25This shop sells burkas and fetish in one.
02:33Why would anyone put a carpet outside?
02:36This doesn't make any sense.
02:39Oh, dinner, dinner, dinner, come back.
02:43So this is how they catch them pigeons.
02:46Time to see the pyramids, huh?
02:49Good thing I brought my Indiana Jones outfit.
02:53Oh yes, baby.
02:55Entrance fee for Egyptians, 30 foreigners.
02:59300?
03:02That's 10 times more.
03:04That's racist.
03:10Wow, that's a lot of stones, huh?
03:14Must have taken forever to put them there.
03:16People really had weird hobbies back in the day.
03:20But can't blame them.
03:21Not much else to do out here in the desert.
03:25Which asshole is smoking in the mall?
03:28Oh, I'm gonna call security.
03:31Egyptians really are the smartest business people, huh?
03:34Building all those pyramids and their offspring.
03:375,000 years later, still profiting of it.
03:40Genius.
03:42Wait, why is not everybody else doing that?
03:45They were just laughing at me.
03:48Well, if it's like that, this is actually great.
03:57It's a challenge.
03:58This is my friend's challenge.
04:00This is my friend's challenge.
04:02I'll be happy about this.
04:02Let's get back into it.
04:02This is the challenge.
04:02This is the challenge.
04:02I'll be happy about it.
04:02But recently, the day is not to celebrate.
04:03You need to be happy about it.
04:08There is a challenge.
04:08You need to get to?
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