00:00Hold on, I'll just ask this guy.
00:01Um, excuse me, would you mind taking a photo of us?
00:04Yeah, no problem.
00:07Okay, everybody say cheese.
00:09Oh, um, actually, I'm a vegan.
00:11Could you please have us say something else?
00:13Okay, everybody say tofu.
00:15Tofu is actually not as good for you as vegans think.
00:17Any crossfit will tell you that.
00:18It's bad for your testosterone levels.
00:20Okay, I'm sorry.
00:21How about we all just smile?
00:23Oh, one more arsehole asks me to smile.
00:25Not really an arsehole.
00:26I've taken a photo for you, so...
00:28What's her to smile about anyway?
00:30Okay, would you like me to just count backwards from three?
00:33Oh, would you like dyslexic people to just not exist?
00:36My coven has dyslexia, so offended.
00:38Adopted.
00:39Don't even know who my cousins are, so...
00:41Dyslexic people to just not exist.
00:43My coven has dyslexia, so offended.
00:45Adopted.
00:46Don't even know who my cousins are, so...
00:48More offended.
00:49How about this?
00:49We all put a word we're comfortable with in our heads,
00:51and I'll get the shot.
00:53No, it doesn't sound very inclusive, though, does it?
00:55I suppose you'd like us all to stand a few metres apart,
00:57would you, Stalin?
00:58Jesus Christ.
00:58Oh, I don't see what religion has to do with this.
01:01Well, I'm an atheist, so majorly triggered.
01:04Is that a comment on the gun debate?
01:06I'm still trying to control people.
01:08But it's not just the people.
01:09Has anyone thought about the animals?
01:11Look, this is what we're going to do.
01:12Everybody throw up a peace sign, and I'll take a photo.
01:15Wow.
01:16Cultural appropriation is alive and well.
01:18Why don't you just ask us to say kung fu?
01:20Guess what?
01:21New plan.
01:21Group selfie.
01:22Ready, set, go.
01:23Boom.
01:23And it looks awesome.
01:24You're going to love it.
01:25Nice to meet you.
01:27You took it with the front camera, you stupid...
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