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Aired (September 5, 2026): Ito na ba ang chance ni Meme Vice na ma-upgrade ang tandem nina Ryan Bang at Max Collins? Si Max Collins na kaya ang tugon sa mga katanungan ni Ryan Bang tungkol sa love? #GMANetwork
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Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez Monday to Saturday, 12NN on GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso
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00:00Sagot dapat ayon fine para di silang ma-disappoint, our dear Rados!
00:05Starting off with Kapuso actress, model, and super sexy, Max Collins!
00:12YSpeak host, Ralph DeLeon!
00:16And Ms. Grant International 2025, eh, Mati Galaw!
00:25Wala sa apat na rey na dalawa lang ang aabante sa huling round.
00:30Ten pa rin ang highest score na pwedeng ibigay ng ating mga hurado.
00:33Proper separate.
00:36Utak ay dapat makiniti upang sagot ay maglulot ng niti dito sa Great Lab.
00:43Yes, two sprays para ma-aroma.
00:46Eh, eh, let's go!
00:47Candidate number six, Hera Sanchez Santibanez.
00:51Let's go, girl!
00:53Hi, Hera!
00:54Ah, unang salang agad mo.
00:56Hi, baby!
00:57Hi, baby!
00:58Dito ka para hindi mo makalimutan tong anong to, araw na to.
01:01Bakit?
01:02Ay, palit!
01:02Hindi pala siya palit.
01:03Ito pa lang!
01:04Ayan!
01:06Ah!
01:08Ayun, ayun, ayun!
01:10Tingin ka nga sa kaliwa mo!
01:11Tingin ka nga sa kaliwa mo, Hera!
01:13Tingin ka nga sa left mo!
01:15Ay!
01:17Ang tara, yun!
01:19Nakapig ka pa talaga, pepang-pepa ka dito.
01:21True, Meme?
01:21Actually, Meme, kompleto na yung color ng mga characters.
01:25Na favorite ng pamangkin po.
01:26Ano?
01:26Audition, Violet.
01:28Dinawanan nila ako, Barney Duck.
01:29Tapos kahapon po, Yellow.
01:31Winnie Duck po.
01:32Ngayon po, Pink.
01:33Peppa.
01:33Peppa ka nga yan.
01:34Pero ang ganda, mukhang mabango yung pink.
01:36May hiwa ka dito.
01:37Yes, Meme.
01:38Bakit?
01:39I-re-relyeno ka ba?
01:40Bakit yung may hiwa dito?
01:41Sumabit po to sa baas, Meme, nung papunta po kami.
01:44Mahabdi yung ganyan, yun.
01:45Yung mga maliligit na ano, yung mga kalbot.
01:48Scratches, so...
01:49Tapos pag nilagyan mo ng alcohol,
01:51Bakit?
01:53Agwa-oxinada sa amin niya.
01:55Okay.
01:55Hera, good luck.
01:56Tawagin na natin ang mag-ama.
01:58Ryan and Iyan, pasok!
01:59Sino ang first joke?
02:00Ako, Mami.
02:01Ryan Bang.
02:02Go!
02:02Anong trabaho,
02:04kailangan mak-oo ka lang ng oo?
02:14Ano?
02:16Yaya!
02:17Ah!
02:192020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020.
02:22Ang dami mo!
02:24Ayapa.
02:24Ayala.
02:25Punod ka na, Hera.
02:26Kanina mo gusto kay Ryan or Ion?
02:28Dahil sa joke nyo, kay Ion siya buhutin.
02:31Yaya!
02:32Yaya!
02:33Ah, kay Ion doon kasi siya nanalo.
02:35Okay.
02:36Hera Sanchez, Santi Bañez, good luck.
02:39Ang tanong,
02:43sa iyong palagay,
02:45pinagpapawisan ba
02:46ang taong mahangin?
02:50Pinagpapawisan ba
02:50ang taong mahangin?
02:52Sagot!
02:53I believe na oo,
02:55pinagpapawisan ang mga taong mahangin.
02:57Bakit nga po ba?
02:58Dahil minsan yung mga inahangin nila
03:01ay hindi totoo.
03:02At minsan yung mga kausap nila,
03:04tinatanong kung ayong inahangin ba nila
03:06ay totoo.
03:07Kaya pinagpapawisan sila
03:09kasi sa punto
03:09ng pagkakataon
03:11na yung mga taong nakakakilala sa kanila
03:13at yung mga nakakaalam ng kwento nila,
03:15hindi nila alam ang tunay na isasagot nila
03:17dahil naghahangin sila
03:19ng wala namang dahilan.
03:22Naghahangin sila
03:23ng mga pagkakataon
03:24na hindi naman dapat nila ipagmalaki
03:26o hindi dahil sa kanila ito.
03:28Minsan, yung mga taong mahangin,
03:30sila pa yung mga taong wala namang
03:33talagang tunay na ipagmamalaki
03:34dahil
03:35ang hangin nila
03:37ay parang hangin ng number one
03:39walang epekto
03:41maghangin
03:42kung may totoong may narating
03:43at maghangin
03:45ng signal number three
03:46kung totoong may ipagmamalaki
03:48and I, thank you.
03:51Oh, strong finish.
03:52Thank you, candidate number six.
03:54Tawagin naman natin
03:55si candidate number three,
03:58Eds Amats.
04:02Si Ma'am Eds.
04:05Tara, yung school admin ka
04:07pero pangalan mo
04:07Eds Amats.
04:10Alter ego.
04:11Anong reaction po
04:12nung students nyo
04:13nung nakita nilang
04:14naka, ano ka?
04:15Lumipat ng siya.
04:15Hindi.
04:16Kasi yun yung tinatrya natin
04:17ma-imagine e,
04:18yung uniform niya,
04:19ganun.
04:20Ano po,
04:20pagpasok sa gate,
04:21parang kong si Atisa Manalo,
04:23narandaman ko
04:23Miss Universe ako
04:24kasi
04:24May hook kami.
04:25Oo, may hook kami.
04:26Simula pa lang po
04:26dun sa time isang
04:27may guard talaga.
04:28Hi, sir,
04:29napatod namin kasi
04:29sa showtime.
04:30Tapos ang dami
04:31nag-miday sa akin,
04:32ang dami na message.
04:33Tapos yung isa ko
04:34yung isa dyan
04:34sa college,
04:35sabi niya,
04:35sir, paglaki ng ano ko,
04:37ikaw kwento kita,
04:38nag-teacher kita,
04:38napanood kita.
04:39Yun.
04:40Nakapach ako.
04:41Yes.
04:41Tapos proud.
04:42Bit-bit mo sila dito.
04:44Yes, bit-bit ko sila.
04:45So, sobrang happy po ako
04:46at talaga punong-puno
04:47na pasasalamat
04:48sa showtime
04:49kasi naramdaman ko
04:49na kahit ganito
04:51ang aking ginagawa ngayon,
04:52love pa din nila ako
04:53bilang kanilang guro.
04:55Okay.
04:55Ituloy mo ang pagdiriwang
04:56sa school nyo.
04:57Sumagot ka na.
04:58Ryan Ayan, pasok!
04:59Joke!
05:00Anong pagkain
05:02ang umaandar?
05:05Ano?
05:06Kotche.
05:07Nilyo.
05:10For money, for money,
05:11for business.
05:12For kotche nilyo ka nga.
05:14Ha?
05:15Gusto ko ng kotche nilyo.
05:16Gusto ko ng kotche nilyo
05:17may truffle.
05:19Truffle.
05:21Truffle yun.
05:22Masarap yun.
05:23Sobrang masarap.
05:24Papasagi mo siya
05:25with a plate, di ba?
05:27Truffle.
05:27Truffle nga,
05:28hindi ako nanalo.
05:29Truffle.
05:30Truffle yun.
05:34What's that?
05:40Anong gagawin mo
05:42kung mainit
05:43ang pagtanggap sa'yo
05:45pero
05:46napunta ka
05:48sa impyerno?
05:50Anong gagawin mo
05:52kung mainit
05:52ang pagtanggap sa'yo
05:53pero napunta ka
05:55sa impyerno?
05:56I believe
05:57but long people
05:58ang dami-dami ko
05:59nang iniisip
06:00sa panahon ngayon
06:01dumagtag pa yan
06:02pero kung ako
06:03ay pumunta
06:04sa impyerno
06:05ano nga po pa
06:07ang aking gagawin?
06:08Siyempre
06:09magdadala ako
06:10ng aircon
06:11para kahit ako
06:13ay nasa impyerno
06:14ramdam ko
06:15ang lamig
06:16at init
06:17ng pagmamahal
06:18ng mga taong
06:18tumanggap sa akin
06:19bilang isang guro.
06:21Kahit na ako'y
06:22naiinitan
06:23daladala ko
06:23ang aircon.
06:24Wala akong pakialam
06:26kung mahal
06:27ang bill ng kurente.
06:28Basta pagpunta ko
06:29sa impyerno
06:30malamig ako
06:31at hindi ako
06:32mag-iinit
06:33and I
06:34thank you.
06:39Thank you very much, ma'am.
06:42Tawagin naman natin
06:43si candidate number 5
06:44Maria Princess Joy Rosario.
06:47Maria Princess Joy Rosario.
06:50Hey mama.
06:51Hello.
06:52Hi po.
06:53Kaninang gaon to?
06:54Kay Raynelle Collections.
06:56So I miss Rian.
06:58So thank you for the outfit.
07:00Yes.
07:00Very rush.
07:01Maternity gown.
07:03Maternity gown.
07:04Correct.
07:05Good luck, Maria.
07:06Ryan Ion, pasok.
07:07Hindi na natapas.
07:08Bakit
07:09hindi manalo
07:11yung tomato
07:12sa race?
07:14Tomato.
07:15Ah, mayto?
07:16Oh, tomato.
07:17He can say tomato.
07:18Sa Korea, tomato.
07:20So Australia
07:21then baby boy,
07:21it's tomato.
07:22Oh, yes.
07:23And in our place,
07:24it's
07:25comodice.
07:29Pero ka yung comodice?
07:31At saka bawang?
07:33Wow.
07:34Pero ka yung bawang?
07:35I like the bawang.
07:36At saka sibuyé!
07:39Bakit hindi?
07:40Baki ulit nga, sorry.
07:41Bakit hindi manalo yung tomato
07:44sa race?
07:48Bakit?
07:49Kasi
07:50hindi siya makaketsup.
07:53Ah!
07:55That's so good!
07:57Nagusto ka ni Max
07:58in fairness.
07:59Ay!
08:00Tawa si Max!
08:01Aprobado kay Max.
08:03Thank you, Max.
08:04Pasta.
08:04Maxula daw siyang ganap
08:05tonight.
08:06It's weekend.
08:07Baka gusto mo daw
08:07lumabas tonight.
08:09Ito na ba yung chance?
08:11Magbookbang tayo?
08:12Ay!
08:14Ay, mukbang daw.
08:16Grabe, mukbang oh.
08:17O, panood niyan ah.
08:19Pag magmukbang,
08:20kailangan may nanonood eh.
08:21Di ba?
08:22Di pwedeng mukbang
08:23ng walang nanonood.
08:24Sa magpumukbang kayo,
08:25pwedeng manood.
08:26Correct.
08:27Ikaw, Ryan.
08:27O, pwede.
08:28Pwede.
08:29Sama kayong madrap here,
08:30manood kayo ah.
08:31Masarap kasi yung Korean barbecue,
08:33di ba?
08:34Pag magmukbang
08:35ng barbecue.
08:37Watch tayo brin.
08:38Watch party tayo,
08:39mga.
08:39Yes, watch party.
08:41Papaintran siya ko dyan.
08:44Okay, so,
08:45bunot ka na.
08:46Maria Princess.
08:48Prince.
08:52Bigyan kita ng good luck hug.
08:54Oh, yes!
08:54Sabi na parapon,
08:56yung pakarap ng mayakap niya ako.
08:58Lalo hindi makakasagot niya.
08:59God bless.
09:01Huwag.
09:02Nanginig.
09:03Okay, good luck hug
09:04from your very, very love.
09:06Na si...
09:08Ano ba ito?
09:09Ang daming...
09:12Question, Maria Princess Joy Rosario.
09:14Pag nilay-nilayan mo ito
09:16at ipaliwanag
09:16sa abot ng iyong makakaya,
09:18ang tanong,
09:20kung mukha kang paa,
09:23magpapa-facial ka ba
09:24o magpapa-pedicure?
09:27Kung mukha kang paa,
09:29magpapa-facial ka ba
09:31o magpapa-pedicure?
09:33Sagot!
09:34I believe both options po
09:37na binigay sa atin
09:38ay pwedeng magpaganda
09:40sa isang tao,
09:41ang pagpa-facial
09:42at ang pagpa-pedicure.
09:44But kung munga nga po
09:45akong paa,
09:46I think I'd rather choose
09:48na magpa-pedicure
09:49para makulayan naman
09:51ang aking
09:52nag-iisang buhay.
09:55I think for the longest time,
09:56for the last 11 years,
09:58I have been single
09:59at ang pedicure na yun
10:00ang gagamitin ko
10:01upang maging mas makulay
10:03na aking mundo,
10:04makapagpagbigay ako
10:05ng kulay sa ibang muntao
10:07at maging inspirasyon,
10:08patuloy na inspirasyon
10:10sa mga batang LGBTQIA plus community
10:13dahil para sa akin,
10:14mukha man akong paa,
10:16basta't ang kulay ko
10:17ay kulay rainbow,
10:19ako pa rin ay magwawaki
10:20at magmumukhang maganda.
10:22And I, thank you!
10:26Naway niya, no?
10:27Oo, ganda.
10:29Yes.
10:30Thank you, candidate number five.
10:32Narito na ang huling sa salang.
10:33Let's welcome once again,
10:34candidate number four,
10:35Chemsian Likuan Seco.
10:37Ay, na-pressure kaya siya, ha?
10:39Yes.
10:41Gusto ko na ipaalala sa'yo.
10:42Ano?
10:43Overtime.
10:44Na one minute and sixteen minutes seconds.
10:47Nasa sa'yo na yun
10:48kung makikisama ka
10:49o kung sasabutahihin mo
10:50yung programming.
10:52Let's see.
10:53Paano kayong sasagot?
10:54I'm so excited
10:55to experience you once again.
10:57Jem Zion.
10:58Good luck.
10:58Ryan, ayon pa so!
11:00Saan sa parte ng bahay
11:02gusto nung tumambahin ng aso?
11:05Saan?
11:06Roof!
11:07Roof!
11:10Pani, pani, pani, pani, pani, pani, pani, pani.
11:13Ang ganda ng jokes yun today, ha?
11:15I like it, boy.
11:16Weekly finals.
11:17Hindi.
11:18Ang ganda.
11:20Nakaka-proud.
11:22Oh, bunot ka na.
11:23Ayon or Chad?
11:25Ay, Chad.
11:27Alright.
11:28Sorry, sorry, sorry.
11:29Missprint.
11:31Grabe.
11:31Ang ganda lang make-up mo.
11:33Thank you so much
11:33to Miss Marvin Sabado
11:35for my make-up.
11:35Oo.
11:37Inahit ng konti yung kilay mo?
11:39Hindi po.
11:40Ah, hindi.
11:40Ito rin hindi inahit eh.
11:42Ayan, oh.
11:42Uso po kasi ang rambutan ngayon.
11:44Grabe.
11:46Kinakagawin ko.
11:46Pero ko palang malahibong rin.
11:48Jong hilario ka dyan, ha?
11:50Okay.
11:51Jim Zion, good luck!
11:54Sam.
12:03Ad!
12:05Kapag pinatay mo ang ilaw,
12:09makukonsensya ka ba?
12:11Kapag pinatay mo ang ilaw,
12:15makukonsensya ka ba?
12:16I believe, ladies and gentlemen,
12:18na pag pinatay ko ang ilaw,
12:19makukonsensya ko.
12:20Kasi iniisip ko,
12:21baka yung mga kapit-bahay namin,
12:22nakakonekta doon sa kuryente namin,
12:24wala silang ilaw.
12:25Kaya makukonsensya ko
12:27kasi baka hindi silang makapanood ng TV,
12:29baka hindi silang makapanig ng radyo,
12:31baka mainitan sila sa init ng araw
12:33dahil wala silang aircon.
12:34Anin mo ba naman ang pagbibigay,
12:36pag-share ng kuryente sa iba?
12:38Kung simpleng pagpatay lang naman, di ba?
12:40So, makukonsensya ako,
12:42kaya hahayaan ko na siyang nakaswitch,
12:43upang sa ganun,
12:44malamigan sila,
12:45makapanood sila,
12:45makapakinig sila ng mga gusto nilang balita.
12:47Kaya walang tatandaan,
12:49may bagyo,
12:49paparating,
12:50pag switch ang kuryente,
12:52alam nila na may paparating.
12:53Kaya pag may paparating na bagyo,
12:55handa silang harapin.
12:56Kaya lagi po natin tatandaan,
12:57hindi magsama
12:58ang magbigay sa ating kapwa.
13:00Ang masama ay magdamot sa ating kapwa
13:02dahil tatandaan po natin,
13:04ang tunay na pagiging mabuti
13:05ay ang pagbibigay sa ating kapwa
13:07ng anmang meron sa atin.
13:09Huwag tayo magdadamot
13:10dahil lahat na binagay sa atin
13:12ay galing sa Diyos
13:13at wala kang karapatan
13:14para sarilinin po ito.
13:16And I,
13:17thank you!
13:19Thank you!
13:20Candidate number four!
13:23Grabe yung.
13:24Ano, layo na narating nang sagot niya.
13:26Nung nagbayad ka sa Enlex,
13:28dumirecho ka ng Laguna.
13:30Ang dami hinihikot ng ano.
13:33Pero thank you so much
13:34ating mga kandidata.
13:35Alamin na natin ang komento
13:36ng ating mga hurado.
13:37Simulan natin kay hurado,
13:40Ralph Delayan!
13:42What's up, my love people!
13:46Naka-shades kayo si Ralph, no?
13:48Can I just,
13:49sinapaganda niyo yung lahat today?
13:50And I think,
13:51pinaghandaan niyo talaga
13:52itong weekly finals ngayon
13:53kasi hindi kami na-disappoint
13:55sa mga sagot niyo.
13:56Alright,
13:57tumo muna tayo kay
13:58Hera Sanchez Santibanes.
14:00Yung message mo kanina
14:02na,
14:03grabe,
14:04naiintindihan mo kasi,
14:05yun yung number one,
14:06naiintindihan mo yung question
14:07na kung bakit sila magpapawiss,
14:09kung paano yung maapektuhan
14:10yung mahangi na tao,
14:11di ba?
14:12So you were able to really
14:13explain that to us.
14:14Yung pag-deliver mo,
14:15maganda.
14:16So overall,
14:17it was a good job.
14:18Pero yung tendency mo lang,
14:19medyo nagpaulit-ulit ka lang
14:21ng sagot,
14:22yung mga phrases mo
14:22and mga statements mo.
14:24So next time,
14:25baka maiwasan mo yun
14:26and just in case
14:27makapasok ka sa next round,
14:29mag-isip ka ng
14:29mas malalim pa na sagot.
14:31And next naman tayo
14:33kay Edz Amatz.
14:34I love that you took the risk.
14:36Alam mo naman na
14:37nasa weekly finals tayo,
14:39naghahanap tayo ng bago
14:40and you took the risk
14:41para baliin yung sagot mo
14:42para mas maging creative.
14:44So sobrang saludo namin
14:45sa inyo.
14:46Good job, guys.
14:50Thank you,
14:51Horado Ralph.
14:51Ano naman ang say mo?
14:52Horado Max Collins.
14:54What's up,
14:54Madame Pivo?
14:58Maria Princess Joy
14:59and
15:01and
15:02Jemzian.
15:03Wow,
15:04I loved your answers.
15:06Ito talaga yung
15:06hinahanap namin dito
15:07sa Miss Q&A.
15:08Answers that are
15:09colorful,
15:10witty,
15:10and you gave both.
15:12They were amazing.
15:13I'll start with you,
15:14Maria Princess Joy.
15:15Sobrang unexpected
15:16ng answer mo.
15:18Sobrang makulay
15:19kasi makulay ng paamo,
15:21di ba?
15:21After magpaganda,
15:22magpa-pedicure.
15:24I love that answer.
15:25It really made me happy
15:26and I think
15:27we're all super happy
15:28with it as well.
15:29And Jemzian,
15:30I love that you're
15:31so comfortable
15:32in your own skin
15:33and when you were
15:34answering your question,
15:35talagang inisip mo
15:36yung ibang tao,
15:37di ba?
15:38Na nakakabit
15:38sa kuryente.
15:40Di ba?
15:40So it was
15:41an unexpected answer
15:42as well
15:43but you were
15:44so creative with it.
15:45And because of that,
15:46you did an amazing job,
15:47ladies.
15:48Good luck
15:48to the both of you.
15:49Thank you, judges.
15:51Palakpakan natin
15:52yung mga candidates
15:52natin today.
15:54I'm so proud of them.
15:56Ang ganda ng mga sinagot
15:57na happy ang madlang people.
16:00Heto na,
16:01ang susunod
16:01ay Beclamation na.
16:03Dalawa lamang
16:04ang mananatili.
16:06At ang unang pasok
16:07sa Beclamation
16:08ay si candidate number...
16:16Five,
16:17Maria Princess Joy Rosario.
16:20At ang kanyang makakatapan
16:22ay si candidate number...
16:31Four,
16:32James Zion
16:32Likwanang Seco.
16:34Four,
16:34three,
16:35two,
16:40caja ng
16:45interpret
16:46juh愛
16:46bye
16:53more
16:54cheer
16:54eye
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