00:03Lisa! Look, there she is.
00:09Hi. Always a gentleman.
00:12He's such a wonderful husband.
00:15Hey guys, thanks for meeting me. How are you both?
00:18We're fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.
00:22Oh, better than fantastic.
00:24We're living the dream, aren't we honey?
00:27Every day is like a honeymoon with this amazing woman.
00:31Stop it. You're making me blush.
00:33That's sweet. You both seem really happy.
00:35We are. We absolutely are.
00:39Which is actually why we wanted to meet with you today.
00:43We've been talking about you a lot lately.
00:46A lot. Like, seriously a lot.
00:50Oh, okay. Should I be worried?
00:54We actually have something really important to discuss with you.
00:57Lisa, I'm gonna be brutally honest.
01:00You're gonna die alone and miserable if you don't get married right now.
01:05I'm sorry, what?
01:07We're staging an intervention.
01:08Because we can't watch you destroy your life anymore.
01:13Guys, people are staring. What is this about?
01:16Honestly? Honey, we're worried about you.
01:20How's your dating life going?
01:23I...
01:23Well, I'm actually really happy being single right now.
01:27I'm focusing on my career, my hobbies.
01:30Lisa, you're getting older.
01:32You really need to think about settling down. Like, soon.
01:35Being single at your age is just...
01:38It's sad.
01:39Come on, I'd rather be alone than settle for the wrong person.
01:44I've seen too many unhappy marriages.
01:45I don't want to end up like that.
01:47Marriage is about compromise and security, Lisa.
01:51You're being too picky. Romantic.
01:54Real life isn't a fairytale.
01:57Exactly. You can't just wait around for Prince Charming.
02:01Prince Charming, it doesn't exist.
02:03What does exist is finding a good man who can provide for you.
02:08But what about love? What about actually wanting to be with someone?
02:13Oh, love is a luxury, Lisa. Security is a necessity.
02:18You need to think practically about your future.
02:20Okay, uh, can we maybe talk about something else?
02:24And how's work going for you both?
02:26No, we can't talk about something else. This is too important.
02:30Your biological clock is ticking, Lisa.
02:33Tick, tick, tick.
02:34That is all I hear when I look at you.
02:36That's a horrible thing to say.
02:38It's honest. We need to address this.
02:42You need a man to take care of you.
02:44You'll regret being alone when you're older.
02:46Think about your future, Lisa.
02:48Who's going to be there for you?
02:50Who's going to take care of you when you get sick?
02:53Who's going to hold you when you're scared?
02:56Who's going to grow old with you?
02:58I have friends, family. I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself.
03:04I'm actually enjoying my independence.
03:08Independence is so overrated.
03:11It's a young person's game, Lisa.
03:14You're just making excuses because you're scared of commitment.
03:18Every woman needs a husband, eventually.
03:21Lisa, it's just the way things are.
03:23It's biology. It's nature.
03:26You're fighting against your own instincts.
03:30Maybe not everyone is meant for marriage.
03:32And that's okay.
03:34That's what lonely people tell themselves.
03:37You're in denial, Lisa.
03:39Actually, babe, I need to take this call.
03:42Okay.
03:44Oh.
03:46Isn't he wonderful?
03:49Lisa, you need to listen to my advice about marriage.
03:53Okay. I'm listening.
03:54You need to find a rich guy and marry him for security.
03:59What?
04:00I'm not actually happy with Mark.
04:02But he pays for everything and I have a comfortable life.
04:05And that is what matters.
04:08Jenny, do you actually love Mark?
04:12Love doesn't pay the bills, Lisa.
04:14You need to be smart about your future.
04:17That's terrible.
04:19Marriage is really just a business transaction.
04:22You need to stop being naive about romance.
04:25Find someone with money and a good job, even if you don't love him.
04:29That's a horrible way to live.
04:31You'll understand when you're desperate and alone.
04:34Okay, he's coming back.
04:39There's my handsome husband.
04:42Miss me?
04:43Always.
04:46So, where were we?
04:48Oh, right.
04:50Lisa's love life.
04:52I was just telling her about how lucky I am to have you.
04:57And I was explaining to Lisa that she needs to find someone like me.
05:04You know what?
05:05I need to use the restroom real quick.
05:07I'll be right back, honey.
05:13Finally.
05:15Some alone time.
05:17Mark, what are you doing?
05:18I've always found you attractive and interesting, Lisa.
05:23You're married to my friend.
05:25Jenny doesn't understand me like you.
05:27You're much more beautiful and intelligent than she ever will be.
05:32Are you serious right now?
05:33Forget about finding your own husband.
05:36You should just be with me instead.
05:40You're suggesting I be your mistress?
05:43I could take care of you financially while staying married to Jenny and lots of people have arrangements like this.
05:50It's normal.
05:51Okay, you're a cheater and a horrible husband.
05:54Jenny doesn't care as long as the money is coming in.
05:59That's disgusting. Jenny deserves better than this.
06:05Don't touch me.
06:07Come on, Lisa. Think about it practically.
06:11She's coming back.
06:14Babe.
06:16Aw.
06:17There's my beautiful wife.
06:19Did you two have a nice chat?
06:21Just talking about how Lisa needs to find herself a good man.
06:26Lisa, I am so lucky to have such a wonderful and faithful husband.
06:34And Lisa should find someone just like me.
06:37Loyal, committed, and devoted.
06:41Right. Just like you.
06:43Mark would never even look at another woman. Would you, darling?
06:47Never. You're the only woman for me.
06:51How romantic.
06:54You know what your problem is, Lisa?
06:56You're too independent.
06:58Independence is overrated.
07:01Men don't like a woman who is too independent.
07:04It threatens them.
07:05Yes. You need to learn to be more...
07:08submissive.
07:09Of course.
07:10Submissive?
07:11Agreeable. Flexible.
07:13Willing to compromise.
07:15Men want to feel needed, Lisa.
07:18They want to feel like the provider, the protector.
07:21Okay, what if I don't need protecting?
07:24Everyone needs protecting.
07:27Single women are just bitter and jealous of happy couples like us.
07:31Lisa, you're going to end up...
07:33...a lonely cat lady if you don't change your attitude about marriage.
07:40With 20 cats!
07:42And no one except for the grocery store clerk!
07:46Oh, you're being selfish by staying single, Lisa. You're setting a bad example for other women.
07:53Exactly. What if other women start thinking they don't need husbands?
07:58It would be chaos. Complete chaos.
08:00Marriage is what makes people complete. It's the natural order of things.
08:04Without a husband, you're just incomplete.
08:08Half a person, if you actually think about it.
08:11A sad, pathetic half of a person.
08:14Okay, are you done?
08:15We're just trying to help you, Lisa.
08:18Someone has to tell you the truth.
08:20Stop!
08:21Lisa, sit down.
08:23We're trying to help you.
08:25I know you only married Mark for his money and don't actually love him.
08:32What did you just say?
08:33You heard me.
08:34You told me yourself that love doesn't pay the bills.
08:39I never said that.
08:41And you just tried to convince me to be your mistress. You're a cheater.
08:47Lisa, that's not what I was trying to say. You misunderstood exactly.
08:53Oh, I understood perfectly.
08:54You want me to be your kept woman while you stay married to Jenny for appearances.
08:59What is she talking about?
09:02Nothing. She's making this up.
09:04Am I making up the part where you said Jenny doesn't care as long as the money keeps coming?
09:11What does she mean you don't love me?
09:15What does she mean you tried to make her your mistress?
09:18I didn't try to make her anything.
09:21Then why is she saying this?
09:23Because it's the truth.
09:25You tried to make her your mistress?
09:27You married me for money?
09:29You're actually a cheater?
09:30You actually don't love me?
09:32I can't believe this.
09:34Neither can I.
09:35How could you do this to me?
09:37How could you do this to me?
09:39I can't believe you would.
09:42I dare you accuse me when you're the one.
09:45Don't you dare turn this around on me.
09:47You've been lying to me this whole time.
09:50You've been lying too.
09:51At least I didn't marry you for money.
09:53Only because I don't have any money.
09:56So you admit it?
09:58Yeah, fine.
10:00I admit it.
10:01I married you for security.
10:03And I admit I don't love you either.
10:08Good.
10:08Good.
10:09You're a terrible husband.
10:10You're a terrible wife.
10:12This marriage is a sham.
10:14Complete sham.
10:15I want a divorce.
10:16Fine.
10:17Fine.
10:18Fine.
10:19You know what?
10:20I'd rather be single forever than end up in a toxic marriage like yours.
10:24Sometimes being alone is much better than being with someone who doesn't truly love you.
10:28Thanks for proving my point about why I choose to stay single.
10:31Lisa, wait!
10:32I'm perfectly happy with my life.
10:34I don't need to settle for fake love or marry someone for money or cheat on my spouse to feel
10:38complete.
10:39This isn't over, Lisa.
10:41Oh, but it is.
10:43Good luck working through your issues.
10:45Both of you.
10:51How could you try to cheat on me?
10:53How could you marry me for money?
10:57Because you're a terrible husband.
10:58Well, you're a terrible wife.
11:00Thank God for this divorce.
11:02Worse.
11:03What?
