Your Honor: Bont at Baninay, may ganap agad pagkatapos ng kasal?!

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Aired (September 5, 2026): Wedding vows muna bago wedding night, pero kailangan ba talagang may ganap agad pagkatapos ng kasal? Bont at Baninay, may sagot! #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals  Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!  New episode drops every Saturday night. This vodcast is produced by GMA Network’s YouLol Originals. Subscribe to @YouLolGMA on Youtube to access all Kapuso comedy content.  Follow us on: Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Spotify Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Apple-Podcasts YouTube Music: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-YouTube-Music  For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN  For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7

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00:04Third question, Madam Char, is

00:07Sumunod sa mga pamahiin sa Kasan

00:103, 2, 1

00:12Agree

00:13Ayun lang

00:15Ako Batangge niya po, akong tunay

00:18Kaya napag-usapan na namin yan?

00:19Okay, sige, isa-isahin natin, ano yung mga napag-usapan niyo?

00:22Mag-compromise na uli kami

00:24May mga approve at may disapprove

00:27Ato yung mga approve mo na?

00:28Sobrang lala po kasi sa Batangas

00:30May bigayan ng dulot

00:32Yung magbibigay ng baboy

00:34Mga lahatan

00:36Tapos may sabangan

00:37Na parang hihingi ka ng pera sa mga ninong nina

00:40Magbibigayin sila

00:42So parang nahihiya siya

00:44Ika-count yun eh, para ika-count yung pera

00:461, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10,000

00:50Sa iba money dance

00:52O sa ano

00:54Nasasabihin pa, sasabihin

00:55Albawa

00:57Sasabihin ng host, Batanggayin niyo yung host

00:59Ay, yung si Ninang Anet

01:00Ay hindi pa na tayo

01:04So mayroong event

01:05Si Charisse, 5K

01:06Kung 5K laang

01:07Ay, wala akong ibibigay sa inyo

01:09Kukulin niyo akong Ninang

01:10Ang bata ko pa

01:15Hindi, kahit hindi Ninang

01:17Diba?

01:18Kahit hindi Ninang

01:18Kahit mga

01:19Ah

01:19Kahit bisita lang

01:20Bisita, mga abay

01:22Kailan to gagawin?

01:23Sa mismo

01:23Sa reception

01:24No

01:25Next year

01:26The following year

01:28Gagapin

01:29Okay

01:29So may ganun

01:30So gagawin niyo yun

01:31Hindi

01:32Yun yung

01:33Yung baboy

01:34Love

01:34Yung baboy

01:35Pwede

01:35Buhay to

01:37O luto

01:37Patay

01:38Patay

01:38Lechon?

01:39Hindi

01:39Hindi pa

01:40Yung parang nakakat lang

01:41Yung mga patang malalaki

01:42Nakikita niyo

01:43Nakalagay sa monoblack

01:45May mga gulay

01:46May mga ingredients

01:47May cake

01:48May ano

01:48Lahat ng Ninang

01:50At Ninong

01:50Binibigyan nun

01:51Ang tawag dun ay dulot

01:52Bibigyan niyo

01:53Kapag may budget

01:54Buong baboy

01:55Minsan buong baboy

01:56Buong baboy

01:57Ganyan

01:57Tigigisang baboy

01:58Ninong

01:59Pati niyo lang lutoin

01:59Tapos masarap

02:00Para siyang alay

02:02Para siyang alay

02:03Or panliligaw mo sa Ninong

02:05At Ninang

02:06Parang tradition talaga yun sa amin

02:08So hindi niyo gagawin?

02:09Gagawin siguro namin

02:11For the sake of

02:13Mapush ko yung aking culture

02:15Yes

02:15Okay

02:16Dangan naman yun

02:17Nabanggit mo kasi yung

02:18Ano yung tawag dyan?

02:19Dulot

02:20Ano pa yung ibang mga

02:21Ano kaya?

02:22Madaba

02:22Ano pa yung iba?

02:23Dulot

02:24May pahaponan pa sa amin

02:25The night before

02:26Parang party the night before

02:28Pahaponan

02:29Eh di ba bawal magkita

02:31Bago yung the night before

02:32Yun yung last nyong kita

02:33Before

02:34After the party

02:35Tago na

02:36Sa hapon naman eh

02:37Pahaponan na

02:38Pahapon

02:39Pahaponan

02:41Akala ko Japanese

02:42Okay

02:46Tapos ano pa?

02:47Tapos meron pang mga

02:49Ano mga

02:50Anong tawag dun?

02:52Pulungan

02:53Yung parang

02:54Meeting the advance

02:55Before the wedding

02:56Ano naman pa yung pinag-uusapan dun?

02:58Parang saan?

02:59Kailan?

02:59Dati kasi parang mga matatanda

03:00Nagsiset

03:01Galing no?

03:02Hindi ko alam yun

03:02May ganyan pala sa mga

03:03Sa batangas

03:05Hanggang ngayon

03:07At saka ang ganda na ginagawa pa rin

03:09Ang gusto ko

03:10Good call na

03:11Kinikip nila yung iba dun

03:13Pursue the culture

03:14Di ba?

03:15Nagawa nyo na ba yung pulungan?

03:17Hindi pa

03:18So gagawin nyo yun?

03:19Sana

03:20Ang ganda nang gawin

03:22Yung pamamanhigan

03:23Yung pamamanhigan

03:24Hindi pa

03:24Wala pa

03:25Hindi pa din

03:25Yun nga yung pulungan

03:26Pwede kay one

03:28O makaiba po talaga sa amin

03:30Pero pag-iisahin na lang namin

03:31Traditionally magkaiba pa

03:33O sa pulunghigan yun

03:34Pulunghigan

03:35Pulunghigan

03:36Parang may hika na yun

03:37At pulungan

03:38Parang sakit naman

03:41Pero ayoko lang gawin yung

03:43Yun nga

03:44Yung sa pera

03:44Pero ma-pressure yung mga tao

03:46Ayoko kasi ma-pressure yung mga tao

03:47Lalo na

03:48Oo kasi marami ka ng pera eh

03:49Hindi

03:49I mean

03:50Umoko na dyan

03:52Hindi yun

03:53Kasi ayoko ma-pressure

03:55Di ba?

03:55Hindi naman yun yung habol namin

03:57Ang habol namin yung

03:58Genuine love na tradition

03:59Tsaka magkasal la kayo

04:01Magkasal la kayo

04:02Ako ang gusto ko naman

04:03Ma-experience na mga taga rito

04:05Mga friends ko

04:06Yung talagang galing sa amin

04:08Sa pinagmulan ko

04:09Kaya ako gustong i-push sana

04:10Pero na-realize ko din nga

04:12Baka

04:12Hindi naman puro patanggenyo yung ano

04:14Hindi na lang mag-gets

04:15Hindi na lang mag-gets

04:16Baka ano ba naman to

04:17Gusto ng ambag saksal

04:19Tama-tama-tama

04:20Oo

04:20Baka lang

04:21Pero yung malang din naman eh

04:23Di ba?

04:23Sa wedding

04:24Money dance

04:25Money dance

04:26Yan okay

04:26Money dance

04:27Na parang

04:28Nagpipin

04:29Yung Tagalog yun eh

04:30Pero ang alam mo

04:31If I may

04:31Nagpipin eh

04:32Naputan kasi akong wedding

04:34Na nagpapa-money dance

04:35Eh ang problema

04:36Hindi na ngayon

04:37Nagdadala ng cash yung mga tao

04:39Yun nga

04:40QR

04:40So sana

04:42Ilagay niyo talaga

04:44May QR code ka no

04:45Nakasabi sa'yo

04:47Ay sige

04:48Tapos lalapit nalang yung mga tao para scan

04:50Pwede

04:51Hindi naka-flash sa LED

04:52Ay

04:52Habang sumasaya ko kayo

04:54May placard na lang

04:54Pwede din yun

04:55Para hindi nakakahiya

04:57Na makikita yung inaabot nila

04:59Oo

04:59Kasi nakaka-consist din eh

05:01Yun yung baliktad na baliktad sa amin

05:02Sa Batanga

05:03Sabi na nga sa amin

05:04Bibilang

05:05Maubos na ang yaman

05:07Huwag lang ang yabang

05:09So Batanga

05:09Batanga yun yun

05:11Batanga yun yung batanga yun

05:13Ayun pala yun

05:14Ang gali

05:15Kaya kami

05:15Yun yung pinag-awain namin

05:17Yun yung QR namin sa table

05:19Ayun pe

05:20Kasi from money dance

05:22To

05:22Huwag na lang

05:23QR na

05:24Para hindi na magsabit

05:25Na nakadisplay sa LED

05:26To

05:27Huwag na lang mag money dance at all

05:28Ilagay niya lang sa QR

05:29Tapos may message na lang na

05:31Are you having fun?

05:32Help us have more fun

05:34Interlude

05:35Interlude

05:36Karang okay

05:37Yarn

05:39Nakakatawa

05:39Galing galing

05:41Okay may isa pa ba tayong question?

05:43Meron pa tayo

05:43Ito medyo

05:45Matinikto

05:46Matugutong question na to

05:47Madam Sar

05:49Your Honor

05:50Our fourth question is

05:52Agree or inject

05:54Mag-sex agad sa wedding night?

05:59One

05:59Yung ayun mo parang

06:00Teka teka

06:01One

06:02Two

06:02Three

06:02Go

06:03Agree or honor

06:04Agree or honor

06:05Aba siyempre naman

06:06Hoy

06:07Kung kaya nyo pa

06:09Let's go

06:10Ikaw

06:11Kaya ba?

06:12Kaya pa ba?

06:13Kaya ba?

06:13Kaya ako

06:14Andri

06:14Wala

06:15Hindi na kaya

06:15Hindi

06:16Pero pagising

06:18Morning

06:19Morning

06:19Pagising na lang

06:20Gabi

06:21Gabi

06:21Hindi

06:22Kasi

06:22Kayo

06:23Wasak na ramin

06:24Pero kahit anong wasak ko nun

06:26Yung pinahiram sa akin

06:27Yung something borrowed ko

06:28Two carats na ikaw

06:30Binalik

06:30Two carats

06:31Ibalik

06:32Ibalik

06:32Talaga sa CP

06:33Natandaan ko natin

06:34Kaya yun ang concern ko

06:36Magaling magaling

06:37Hindi kung ano

06:38Hiniram ko lang yun eh

06:39Wala talaga

06:41Kasa sobrang kagod

06:42Sobrang ngayin

06:42Lasing ba?

06:43Nalalasing kayo?

06:44Pagka

06:47Tapos yung lasing mo pa doon

06:49Hindi yung normal lasing na nagwalwal ka

06:52Outside

06:52May kasamang pagod eh

06:54Pagod ka buong ano

06:55Iyamite

06:57Ako di ba wasak sa gabi

06:59Gusto ko pa mawasak pa mo

07:02Ibang nalaga

07:03Kaya gusto kayo

07:05Kayong naman

07:06Sige balitaan niyo kami

07:09Pwede rin naman live video

07:12Pwede rin naman live video

07:14Sige sige sige

07:16Sige sige sige

07:17Sige sige sige

07:18Update ko po kayo

07:19May live video

07:25Ang saya-saya

07:27Well good luck

07:28Best wishes

07:29Talagang

07:30Ako may papayo ko lang

07:32Pag-importantehan niyo talaga

07:34Talagang ipag-focus niyo

07:36Yung inyong marriage

07:37More than the wedding

07:38That's the most important part

07:40Di ba?

07:41Oo

07:41Hindi ako naiiya

07:43Hindi ba naiiya

07:43Talagang ano lang ako

07:44Parang sobrang invested ako

07:46Ang sarap nung feeling

07:47Nung ikakasal pa lang kayo

07:49Nagko-communicate lang kayo always

07:50Prepared kayo sa mga changes

07:52And mag-solid lang kayo

07:54Na kahit mag-away kayo

07:56Balikan nila yung araw na kinasal kayo

07:58At yung araw na

07:59Sinabi yung sarili nyo

08:00Papakasalan ko to

08:01Importante yan

08:02Tama yun Madam Chair

08:03Pag nag-away kayo

08:05Panoorin nyo lang ulit

08:06Nang sabay

08:06And you will go back

08:08To each other's arms

08:09Ay nako

08:10Alam nyo kahit ikakasal kayo

08:11Hindi kayo makakaligtas sa aming

08:14Executive Whisper

08:17Mr. Vice Chair Pro Temp

08:19Oh okay okay

08:19Sorry sorry

08:20So meron kami

08:21Itatanong sa inyo

08:23Ngayon

08:24Meron kayong options

08:25Kung ang gagawin nyo ba

08:26Ay sasabihin nyo sa mic

08:27Yung sagot

08:28Or

08:29Ibubulong nyo lang sa amin yung sagot

08:31Okay

08:31Parehas naman okay lang

08:33Sige

08:33May unang

08:34Okay

08:35Ang unang tanong Madam Chair

08:36Your witnesses

08:37Aha

08:39No your witnesses

08:40Ito ay

08:41Ay sorry

08:41Our witnesses

08:42This is

08:43Our witness

08:45Di na I witness

08:47Di na

08:47Our witnesses

08:48Our witnesses

08:49Okay

08:50Para to kay Baninay muna

08:52Ay

08:54Sinong

08:56Content

08:57Content creator

08:58Ang pinagsilosan

09:03Meron ba

09:05Meron ba

09:07It's giving

09:08It's giving

09:09The reaction

09:09Is giving

09:10Giving

09:11It's giving

09:12Inolove

09:13Sino

09:14Tubulong mo sa akin

09:15Nakalimuta ko

09:17Ay uo nga

09:19Sabihin mo

09:20Or ibubulong mo sa amin

09:22Sabihin mo na

09:26Hoy gaggi

09:27O kailangan ko pressure

09:29Pwede bleep

09:30O bleep

09:31O bleep

09:32Sige

09:32Okay

09:33Bleep

09:34Si

09:35Si

09:36Oh my god

09:40Bakit

09:40Di ba artista siya

09:41Hindi lang siya content

09:42Ano nangyari

09:43Ano

09:45Naghiwalay

09:45Mahili kami maghiwalay

09:47Ng bar

09:48Wala

09:49Party party siya

09:50Party party ako

09:51Pero wala naman

09:52Wala naman ginawa

09:53Pero ano

09:56Celebrity crush niya kasi yun

09:57Siya

09:58Kaya

09:59Sabi mo

10:00Kanina na

10:00Ang pinagsiselosan mo

10:01Yung mga recent crush

10:02Yes

10:03Oo

10:03Tapos pagpunta ko doon

10:05Sa ano

10:06Sa bar

10:07Sabi niya

10:08Ay nandito pala siya

10:09Sika

10:10Wee

10:10Ngayon mo lang nakita

10:11Eme

10:12Huwag ako

10:13Pero ang cute na sinabi niya sa'yo

10:15Oo

10:15Tapos

10:16Tapos

10:17Maya maya

10:18Nagbumeso sa akin

10:19Si crush

10:21Crush niya

10:22Sabi niya

10:23Hai

10:23Ito ba ninay

10:24Hinaas kita kay Kuya Bond

10:26Kanina kung nasan ka

10:27Kuya

10:27Ay nagusap na pala

10:29Tapos eme eme

10:30Tapos sabi niya

10:31Ay nandito pala siya

10:32Saya ko kami

10:33Eme

10:34Tapos sinungaling

10:35Tara na uwi na tayo

10:36Natakot lang

10:37Natakot natakot

10:38Natakot lang

10:39Inati ka naman

10:40Saka kinuya ka naman

10:42Simple lah

10:43Wag po kuya

10:43Style niyo

10:44Panod ko na yan

10:46Okay

10:47Thank you for saying

10:48Thank you for saying

10:49Okay

10:49Wala naman yan

10:51Saka yun na

10:52Ano lang cute na

10:53Celos lang naman

10:54Kira na ba talagang dahilan

10:55Saka sa bar

10:56Saka ano

10:57Dahil crush niya

10:58Dahilan dahilan po

10:59Oo

11:00Wala naman

11:01Ano sa bar

11:03Okay

11:03Next question natin

11:05Ay para kay Bont

11:06Ayan

11:07Your Honor

11:08Okay

11:09Gaganti ako

11:10Sino

11:11Content creator

11:13Ay

11:15Ang hindi nyo

11:18Iimbitahan

11:19Sa kasal nyo

11:22Marami

11:22Hindi yung akala

11:24Ng mga tao

11:25Invited

11:25Pero hindi pala

11:26Akala niya

11:27Invited siya

11:28Akala niya

11:29Akala mo

11:29Invited ka na

11:30Pilip ko wala namin

11:30Nag-assume na

11:31Invited

11:31Sindi sa kasal nyo

11:32Pero

11:33Kami

11:33You expected

11:34Kayo

11:35Kayo invited

11:36Talaga kayo

11:37Kung pupunta kayo

11:38Kung pupunta tayo

11:40Hindi na invite tayo

11:41Kung pupunta kayo

11:41Practice na tayo

11:42Practice na tayo

11:43And now

11:43The moment

11:44You've been waiting for

11:45Mr. NBZ

11:47As host pala

11:48As host pala

11:51Pinagtrabaho

11:51Baka mamaya

11:53May down payment

11:55Meron

11:56Saka na to

11:57Pago kami sumampa

11:58Bayad na bo

12:01Hindi na daw

12:02Okay

12:04Huwag kayo mo

12:05Presure

12:06Kaya hindi nyo kami invite

12:08Masahin mo

12:08Saya kami

12:09Basta mag-host lang

12:10Okay

12:13Sino nga yung pangalan nila

12:15Invite sila

12:18Meron maka

12:19Invite ba natin to

12:20Pwede

12:21Pwede naman

12:21Iblip

12:22Diba

12:22Pwede

12:23Pero pagkatapos

12:24Nung pangalan

12:27Sabay

12:28Sabay

12:28Nakakatawa talaga yun

12:30At gusto mo

12:31Pat ka pala

12:32Sa usapan

12:32Pwede iblip

12:34Diba

12:35Si ano po

12:36Si Charisse Solomon

12:38Bleep pa rin naman

12:39Sabihin mo mahina

12:40Kasi yung internet

12:41Namin

12:42Kaya hindi na

12:43Sumatili

12:44Yung blip

12:44Tamahin your honor

12:46Na technical tayo

12:47Doon

12:48Go

12:48Bleep naman to

12:49Diba

12:49Sige

12:49Si Ano

12:51Oh my god

12:53Oh my god

12:54Oh my god

12:56Hindi kasi ano

12:57Dati sobrang

12:58Kaklose namin siya

12:59Parang

13:00Asin napunta kami

13:01Sa bahay niya

13:02Parang nagbabanding kami

13:04Tapos nung isang beses

13:07Parang

13:07Nabash ako

13:08Parang siya yung naging reason

13:10Para i-bash si

13:11Bakit?

13:11Parang hindi nga sabi

13:13Kasi siya yung nagpost talaga

13:15Na

13:16Kinausap nyo siya

13:17Yes

13:17Kinausap namin

13:18Nag sorry naman siya

13:19Oh karang medyo

13:20Sincere naman

13:21Sincere naman

13:22Pero hindi mo na mababalik yung

13:25Pagmamahal

13:25At ba't sadya ba yung

13:26Pinus niya ba yun talaga

13:27Para mabash siya kayo

13:28Alam nyo yun

13:29Sinabayan nyo yung clout

13:31Na parang mabash si

13:34Well

13:34Ang importante

13:35Nag sorry na siya

13:36For sure

13:38Maintindihan niya

13:39Kung hindi siya kasali

13:40Pero okay naman kami

13:42Hindi na lang namin siya close ngayon

13:43Di nakatulad dati

13:44150 to 200

13:46Ang bilis mapununun

13:47So

13:49Kapakapamilya nyo pa lang

13:50Ang lalaki ng mga Batangas family

13:52Tutuan

13:52Diba

13:53So

13:54So I think

13:55Maintindihan niya yun

13:56Kami din

13:57Maintindihan din namin

13:58Oo

13:58Okay lang din gano

13:59Kasi pag di nyo kami sinama

14:01Sasabihin namin kay ano

14:03Joke na

14:04Joke na

14:05On the record

14:05May director's cut

14:07May director's cut

14:10Eme lang

14:11Well

14:12Anyways

14:12We wish you the best

14:14Talaga

14:14May God bless your marriage

14:16Talaga

14:17Yan

14:18At sana

14:18Abangan namin kayo

14:20Next

14:20Pagbalik nyo dito

14:21Kasal na kayo

14:23Let's go

14:24And may you have

14:25Healthy children

14:26Children talaga

14:28Sana

14:29I love it

14:30Marami siya

14:30At malakpakan natin ulit

14:31Banina and Bond

14:33Brian

14:35At narito na ang ating

14:37B

14:38As in batas

14:39For the week

14:39Ang ating batas

14:41For the week

14:41Ay

14:42Kasalan lo

14:43Sa haba ng prosesyon

14:45Imbis na simbahan

14:46Pwedeng mauwi

14:46Sa atrasan

14:47Kaya hindi lang kasal

14:49Ang dapat paghandaan

14:50Kundi ang buhay

14:52Na magkasama

14:53Magpakailan mar

14:56Tida ma'am

14:58Tida ma'am

14:59Tida ma'am

15:01Tida ma'am

15:08You

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