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00:00Hello, Sprout! Welcome to my shop! It's been a while, I haven't played in a bit, haven't I? How you
00:06doing, buddy?
00:07Hey, I'm doing pretty good, Dandy. You got, uh, any items I can get for about a tape fitting?
00:11Oh boy, do I! You've come to the best shop on the planet! Listen, here I sell many wares, treasures,
00:19and a lot of secret goodies that you wouldn't get anywhere else!
00:24That's why, ahem, there's no other merch-
00:27Check out all of the festivities! Doesn't it just fill you with holiday cheer and joy? Doesn't it?
00:34Excuse me! Can't you see I'm running a shop?
00:39I'm trying to sell my wares to this loser, but-
00:43Well, you can never stop the festivities, can't you?
00:49Yeah, wasn't that a month ago? Aren't we in, like, uh, mid-Jang right now?
00:52It never stops! It's always fun! It's festive, don't you get it?
00:56Excuse me, lady, this is my shop, and in case you haven't noticed, this is Dandy's World! And that's my
01:05name!
01:07Hush, hush, hush, hush! The adults are talking! Thank you! Listen up, um, what's your name?
01:14Eh, it took too long, I still don't care! Oh, Bobble, great!
01:18Well, why don't you bobble yourself out of here, buddy? Cause I have a deal to make!
01:23Whoa! Okay, listen here, Dandy! It's, um, Bobbit!
01:27Everything's always fun, and festive, and joyful, and can't we just go out and play in the snow?
01:33Oh, boy, wouldn't that be great, you know? But I desperately need tapes from these wonderful customers! So, in case
01:43you...
01:43Well, then just make them yourself! Like, as a gift! To yourself! Just make them...
01:51Oh, would that be great, Bobbit? That would be just Dandy! What is it, Sprout?
01:58Yeah, fine, I thought my arm was gonna fall asleep and get tired, seeing as I've had it raised for
02:02so long, like the bright little fruit I am!
02:05Question being, Dandy, what do you even need the tapes for?
02:09I'm so glad you asked! That's a secret I won't tell anyone!
02:15So...
02:15But I thought that you gave secrets out of the shop!
02:18I did! A second ago before I was interrupted by a red ball!
02:24Well, listen, here, Sprout, I have a gift for you, then!
02:28That one that you don't need to pay for, because I love spreading holiday cheer!
02:32So if you come over here with me, I can give that to you, huh?
02:37Oh, thanks, Bobbit! You're like, you're pretty better than this old merchant that doesn't really do their job!
02:43Remember, you always smile at...
02:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You mean to come into my shop, my world, and take away my customers?
02:54What do you think this is?
02:56Yeah!
02:57Huh?
02:57I think, I think it's time for a break! A festive break!
03:05That's a good idea!
03:07I think it's time that you get out of here!
03:10But, in case you haven't wondered...
03:13Oh, no! Wow!
03:13Yes, I thought...
03:15I don't see that written on the rule list!
03:18Oh, let me update this for you!
03:19I don't actually see the rule list!
03:21Danny, what are your rules, anyway?
03:23Can't just let it blow into your shop and do whatever you want?
03:26Wait, but if that means if you don't sell... red balls, then why are you selling stuff to Sprout? He's
03:32also a red ball!
03:33Actually, I'm a red fruit. There's a difference.
03:36Well, you see, this one right here...
03:39My best buddy is a loyal customer!
03:43I would never betray any loyal customers, right, Sprout?
03:48I don't know, would you?
03:50Can you tell me I'm not good?
03:52Get. Out. Of. My. Shop.
03:56Last warning!
03:58Okay, don't need to tell me twice, Danny.
04:01Why don't I follow in on this little festive?
04:04Dive! Outing!
04:06Alright, it's this bell!
04:08Since I know how much you love making music...
04:11Oh, thank you.
04:13Of course.
04:14Absolutely, positively enjoyed.
04:16Of course.
04:17This is great.
04:18I'm glad you enjoyed it.
04:19I can ring it anytime Danny annoys me.
04:20Please!
04:20Exactly! I'm so glad I could be helpful to you!
04:23And joyful, too!
04:25Mm-hmm.
04:26Yeah, it's a real big hill.
04:27What is the big idea?
04:30I mean, like, come on!
04:31The big bell!
04:35That's great!
04:37Are you- are you trying to replace me?
04:39Is that what this is?
04:41So you're new around here, big deal!
04:43No!
04:44I've seen every single one of you lousy toons come on into Dandy's world!
04:50Yeah, that's what I love it!
04:51So...
04:52See, what I do is I give people gifts without wanting anything in return!
04:56Unlike a selfish flower like you!
04:59And that's why I'm better!
05:01Wow!
05:01In a hundred different ways!
05:03Wow!
05:03You really went there!
05:05Did you hear that, Danny?
05:05I didn't see you getting a little festive and chipper and giving out gifts!
05:08Yep!
05:09What do you do?
05:10You sit behind a counter and all you do is give out insults!
05:13Wow!
05:14Is that how you feel?
05:15Is that how you feel?
05:17That's how I feel, yes!
05:18It's crazy because I'm better!
05:20I'm stronger!
05:22I'm smarter!
05:23I am better than that right there!
05:26I have served you!
05:27I have given you!
05:28I have ensured your survival for many, many runs!
05:32And you are going to question exactly what my purpose is?
05:37Don't you understand that's far beyond your comprehension, Sprout?
05:40Do you have any idea how long it takes to stock that shop?
05:43And how long it takes to actually do this job?
05:46I don't think he has enough time in his day to think about how great you are!
05:50So he's usually doing other things with his time!
05:55I hate all of you!
05:57I hate every single one of you!
05:59You know that?
05:59I hate you all!
06:01You all just run around chipper and happy!
06:04Like, oh my god!
06:05That's not really dandy, is it?
06:07I have a last straw, don't you understand?
06:11Do you know how long I've been here doing this?
06:14Every single time!
06:15Look at that little smile!
06:17Wow!
06:17Someone's happy!
06:18While this guy isn't!
06:20Not only do you have to change a thing about yourself!
06:22Wow!
06:23That's pathetic!
06:25Oh!
06:27Excuse me one second!
06:28I need to relieve some stress!
06:31Hey!
06:32Hey!
06:32Hey!
06:32Hey!
06:33Hey!
06:33Hey!
06:33Hey!
06:33Hey!
06:34Hey!
06:35What?
06:36What is the matter?
06:37Why?
06:38He's in my world!
06:39I can do whatever I want!
06:41Hey!
06:41Hey!
06:42Hey!
06:43Hey!
06:44Hey!
06:45Hey!
06:46Hey!
06:46Hey!
06:46Hey!
06:46Hey!
06:46Hey!
06:47Hey!
06:48that's what I thought!
06:48I'm too valuable!
06:49Whoopsie!
06:50I need to take a breather here!
06:52Well you see!
06:53I guess you can say that Danny's not really chill!
06:56He lost his cool and that's not very arse of him isn't it?
07:02He's gone!
07:04Kauhallis!!
07:04You guys are great!
07:05I welcome you Bob and welcome to Danny's world!
07:09Nice to addy's world!
07:11Hey!
07:12You haven't been present for a while.
07:13I took ownership of it because you've been an actor.
07:15Yeah, you're right.
07:16You know, might as well be Shrimpole's World now
07:18or whatever other tune comes through those doors, right?
07:22I'm going to get back to my stand
07:23and I'm going to dump a bucket of water on my head
07:25so I can cool down.
07:27Please do.
07:27Yep, and when I'm done,
07:29I will pay each and every one of you a visit
07:33so that I can, you know, help you all out.
07:39Much appreciated, Dandy.
07:41We'll be on our way now.
07:42Bye-bye.
07:44Have fun, you two.
07:47Okay.
07:49And remember, I hate all of you.
07:53Every last one of you, I hate.
07:55I know, Dandy, but we don't care.
07:58Shut up, will ya?
08:00I'm talking.
08:02No.
08:04Oh, my God.
08:05We got the comedy queen in here, don't we?
08:09Yes, we do.
08:11I thought you were going somewhere.
08:14Oh, right.
08:16We'll be on our way to the best place in town.
08:19Bobble's Bakery.
08:22Bobbitt.
08:23Bobbitt.
08:24Bobbitt's Bakery.
08:25Bobbitt.
08:26My bad.
08:27Have you ever learned to read?
08:29Apparently not.
08:31All right, this is going on for far too long.
08:35I'm washed.
08:35It's far too low to game.
08:37Hey, I'm going to get.
08:38Dandy, I got a question.
08:39Working hard or hardly working?
08:42Get out.
08:48All right.
08:49Let's see what's going on down here on this run, Sprout.
08:53Listen, just the person I was looking for that takes my poems and makes them their own.
08:57I'm really proud of you, buddy.
08:58You get it.
08:59Whoa.
09:00Oh, no, no, no.
09:03Wow.
09:03What do we have here?
09:05Someone's looking awfully twisted, Bobbitt.
09:07What happened?
09:08A deal gone wrong?
09:10No, I just think that the festivity was so much that it broke.
09:18Wow.
09:18That's real ground coming from you.
09:20You got a point, buddy.
09:21But now, listen here.
09:22You're doing a great job.
09:24I'm going to go crank 90s in the corner and box twice one-to-one.
09:28You guys should start running for it.
09:29Okay, Sprout.
09:30Good luck with that.
09:31I started grabbing you.
09:33Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:33We don't resort to such tactics here.
09:35You're in dandy circles.
09:37You know me, right?
09:38I mean, like, come on.
09:39Yeah, but you as well have shown that you can be twisted sometimes.
09:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:47That's only if you, you know, tick me off a little bit.
09:50You don't want to see that side of me.
09:52Which happens a lot.
09:53No, it doesn't.
09:54Nobody likes me when I'm angry.
09:57You know that, Bobbitt.
10:00That's why nobody likes you at all.
10:01Go on, Sprout.
10:02You got this.
10:03I'm doing my best.
10:04How does it feel?
10:05It's supposed to be, I don't know, replaced.
10:12Are you projecting onto me?
10:14Oh, I would never, Twisted Bobbitt.
10:17I would never.
10:18Keep going.
10:19You got this.
10:20No.
10:21Oh, hey.
10:23Hey, hey, hey.
10:24Wow, did you do your hair?
10:26It looks nice.
10:27I won't.
10:28I don't have hair anymore.
10:29I mean, the star on your head is bright as ever.
10:33What is Sprout doing?
10:35Whatever Sprout wants.
10:37I mean, that's what you all do, all of you tunes.
10:39Sprout?
10:40I can't get Sprout now.
10:43Um, is that normal?
10:45Am I in charge of the Twisted Toons?
10:47Is that even up to me to answer?
10:49I don't know.
10:50Wait, get back here.
10:51What are you doing?
10:53Stop.
10:53No.
10:54You can't do that.
10:56Sprout, you get the right.
10:58And he wanted some, uh...
11:00What about the holiday cheer?
11:02No, no, no.
11:03Listen, I just wanted a fresh apple footer.
11:05And I saw one of those lollipops at the supermarket checkout aisle.
11:08But it seemed to be a little bit too high up on the shelf for me to grab.
11:13Well, okay, Sprout.
11:14We have plenty of those at Dandy's job.
11:18Oh, I, uh, turned some valves on some machines.
11:20And, uh, seems that there's only, uh, well, none left.
11:24We just gotta kind of get around this one.
11:25Sprout, Sprout, Sprout.
11:26What if you try giving them a hug?
11:28You know, maybe that will change them back to their base form.
11:33No, no, they're all spiky.
11:34You don't understand.
11:35Oh, no, no, no.
11:37Come on, Sprout.
11:38Give it a go.
11:39I know you have it in you.
11:42Look.
11:42No, no, no, no, no.
11:43Listen.
11:43No, no, no.
11:44I have a better idea.
11:44What if I put them to sleep?
11:46Ah, good idea.
11:47Wait a minute.
11:48How are you gonna do that?
11:50Hey, listen.
11:51That way.
11:52Huh?
11:53So, you see how you're, uh, red with a little bit of green and a little bit of white and
11:57a little bit of black?
11:58And, uh, all those colors together make you up into a twisted Balbett, which is actually the form of Balbett,
12:03but instead twisted and horrifying by Icarus.
12:06Which's job is to hunt down all the toons and make sure that they don't return back to the law
12:10of me and prevent them from cranking the valves of the machines and turning it into extracting Icarus.
12:14That's impeding their progress and making sure they don't get it in.
12:17I told you, listen, Andy.
12:18I'm a professional.
12:19I see that.
12:20Oh, I'm a natural.
12:21Oh, yeah.
12:22Oh, yeah.
12:22Hey, come on.
12:23Let's get back.
12:23All right.
12:24That was oddly easy.
12:26Okay, Sprout.
12:27I don't remember you being able to do that.
12:29I think you do yap a lot.
12:30Eh, it's not my problem.
12:32It's not.
12:32Hey, listen.
12:32Hey, it's my specialty.
12:34Oh, good job.
12:34But now we can get out of here and you could fess up those tapes, Sprout.
12:38Yeah, I don't know.
12:39I might hold on for a couple more floors.
12:41Oh, okay, buddy.
12:43I'll get them out of you one way or another.
12:45You know that.
12:47I want to get myself something nice.
12:49Invisible wall.
12:50You can't enter.
12:51No, no, no.
12:53You already stressed this enough.
12:54The red and black tape doesn't allow you in.
12:58You're not including somebody.
13:01It is mentally.
13:03I'm being included.
13:04Yeah, exactly.
13:05Yeah, high five.
13:06Yeah.
13:09It was good.
13:10Yeah, yeah.
13:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:14Oh, yeah.
13:16What?
13:18What?
13:20No, we united behind a common problem and solved it together.
13:25That's teamwork.
13:27You will soon see why that's a mistake.
13:32Okay.
13:33Yeah, really.
13:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:35That one's lying.
13:36Yeah, let's get out of here.
13:37Come on.
13:39Have fun.
13:40Hey, come on.
13:40I'm always right.
13:41You will soon.
13:43Are you sure, buddy?
13:45Have fun.
13:46Bye-bye.
13:50Have fun betraying each other.
14:00Oh, yeah.
14:01That's how you make an exit.
14:04Bye, everyone.
14:11Hello, everyone.
14:12Thank you all so much for making it to the end of the video.
14:14We really do appreciate every single thing that you all do.
14:15It means the absolute world to us.
14:17Oh, my God.
14:18That was a mouthful.
14:19Wasn't it?
14:20Wasn't it?
14:21Wasn't it?
14:21Oh, gee whiz, Wilkers.
14:24I'm still yapping.
14:25Right, Sprout?
14:26That's your job.
14:27So just do it.
14:28Okay, okay.
14:29I guess you're not as talented as speaking Italian.
14:32All righty.
14:32Anyways, thank you so, so much for making it to the end of the video.
14:35We really appreciate it and hope you enjoyed.
14:37As always, make sure to like, comment, subscribe, and let us know down below what you'd like to see in
14:40the future.
14:41Thank you so much.
14:41We hope you have a great day and we'll see you next time.
14:43But before we go, I'll be passing on to Bobby.
14:46Hello.
14:48Remember, always be kind to others and always smile.
14:54Thank you for watching and goodbye.
14:57Goodbye, everyone.
14:59Thank you all so much.
15:00Bye-bye.
15:01You mean the absolute world to us.
15:03Get it?
15:04You mean the absolute world to us.
15:06See you next time.
15:07Bye-bye.
15:07The absolute Sprouts world.
15:09Because that's what it is.
15:11We're not doing this.
15:12Not again.
15:15All right.
15:16Not again.
15:17Oh, yeah.
15:18Oh, yeah.
15:19We are.
15:20Bye, everyone.
15:22See you, everyone.
15:26Goodbye, Sprout.
15:27There he goes.
15:30All right.
15:31Bye, everyone.
15:32One last problem is gone.
15:34Don't worry about him.
15:36He'll be back.
15:37I'm sure of it.
15:38Bye, everyone.
15:39Don't worry about him.
15:40He'll be fine.
15:41I'm sure of it.
15:44Bye, everyone.
15:45Bye, everyone.
15:50Oh, yeah.
15:51That's the angle.
15:52Look at that smug mug.
15:53Oh, perfect.
15:54It's like half of your mouth.
15:58Sprout.
16:00Oh.
16:01All right.
16:01Goodbye, everyone.