1
#filmmaker #bluray #series #movielover #entertainment #actors #memes #marvel #moviequotes #smovies #peliculas #action #disney #acting #podcast #dvd #moviestar #trending #follow #instamovies #movietime #thriller #fashion #bhfyp #video #moviebuff #explorepage #like #comics #bluraycollection
Category
🎈
FunTranscript
00:05Wait, any sign?
00:07Not since he did a run after we kidnapped him on the stag, no.
00:10That's all we need.
00:11Well, listen, you go and see if you can find him, yeah?
00:13I'll stay here.
00:14Yeah.
00:15See if he turns up.
00:16Uh-huh.
00:22Hey, Dad, what's the rush?
00:24It's the price for Kim.
00:25Drank way too much last night.
00:27Forgot it was coming early.
00:28It was coming early.
00:30Huh?
00:37Oh, thanks.
00:38Oh, they love me.
00:41You sure about this, Dad?
00:43Yeah, she's going to love it.
00:46I don't know.
00:47I mean, having to go up there with her dress and hair and nails, heels, the veil as well.
00:54Yeah, all right.
00:55Yeah, all right.
00:59Cindy!
01:00You look great.
01:02I love what you've done with your hair.
01:03I mean, who's going to come round the corner next?
01:06Steptoe and son.
01:07She's got practically all a wall for the zoo, I guess.
01:10I mean, who have I got?
01:11The dregs.
01:13All right, well, this will make this conversation easier.
01:15We're not coming.
01:17What?
01:18I'm just, I'm so tired and I'm so pregnant and I thought I'd be okay, but, uh, sorry.
01:25Thanks.
01:26Nice flowers.
01:28Nice flowers.
01:28Yes, Cindy Junior.
01:29Another no-show.
01:33Oh, Linda!
01:35How can I help you?
01:38Right, okay, uh, a migraine.
01:50Okay.
01:52Get well soon.
01:58Anyone else going to stab me up?
02:12Can't we have one day with Dad ain't being a total drama queen?
02:14What are you doing here?
02:16Aren't you supposed to be with the groom?
02:19Cufflinks.
02:20Dad's cufflinks.
02:20You left them here for, for safekeeping.
02:22Mum?
02:24Meg, I thought it was his wedding, huh?
02:25Oh, finally.
02:26How long does it take to get some brushes together?
02:33He's gone AWOL, hasn't he?
02:35Yes.
02:36What are you doing?
02:36You're supposed to be getting dressed.
02:37Go, go, go, go, go.
02:38By the way, I want to look sophisticated.
02:40A dog wouldn't look like a drag queen.
02:42Right, let's get this fizz opened.
02:45Peter.
02:45Peter.
02:46Laura wants a word.
02:51They are up to something.
02:53No, no, no.
02:54They're just getting a bit giddy, that's all.
02:57Be careful, you're making a mess before you've even started.
03:03Mum?
03:05Cheers.
03:06Cheers.
03:08Well, Kim may have the quantity, but I've got the quality, because I'm marrying the man
03:17of my dreams.
03:21So this surprise that Howie's got from me...
03:25Ah, stop fishing.
03:26You'll love it.
03:27Yeah, I sure miss shoot got shrunk in the wash, you know.
03:30Is that so?
03:32Patrick?
03:35Oh, that's Jasmine.
03:38Wish Kim good luck from me.
03:43Let's open the champagne, shall we?
03:45I don't mind if I do.
03:47I think I will stick to black coffee.
03:49Coffee?
03:50Yeah, I think that's a good idea, you know.
03:53Is that...
03:53Is that Dee?
03:56Oh, Dee!
03:59You look beautiful.
04:01Oh, natural mentor.
04:04But it's not the same without you here.
04:07Amy?
04:08Will you do the honours?
04:10Honours?
04:12Oh, what's this?
04:15It's, uh, something borrowed.
04:17Something borrowed?
04:18Oh, my God.
04:24Dee!
04:26I see your can spill, then.
04:29You wear that, and I'll be right where I need to be.
04:36Close to your heart.
04:47I, uh, I thought it best if I stay away today.
04:50So, Mum's gonna take Annie, and Ollie's gonna spend the day with you and Ian's step.
04:54Why did you do that, Linda?
04:57Why did you wait till the night before my wedding to tell me something I've been waiting years to hear?
05:02Timing's bad, I know.
05:05Think you'd get off on it?
05:06Yeah.
05:07What?
05:08Throwing me breadcrumbs.
05:10Listen back to my head.
05:12I've never done that.
05:12What is it?
05:13What, you think you're just gonna click your fingers, yeah?
05:14You're gonna click your fingers, I'm gonna come running to you.
05:17I think you should go.
05:18I ain't going anywhere.
05:21Ollie, tell me what you want.
05:27I'll just...
05:29go and see Cindy.
05:30Tell her it's not happening.
05:31No, Max, please, don't.
05:32Oh, exactly, yeah, yeah, exactly what I thought.
05:34As soon as it comes to it, as soon as it comes right to the edge of it, you can't
05:38take the jump, can you?
05:38That's not true.
05:39I can't say I blame you.
05:41Max Branning.
05:42Damaged goods, isn't he?
05:54Maybe I do want to be with you.
05:58You're a good man.
06:01Not perfect, but...
06:02But you have changed, Max.
06:05You think I'm a good man?
06:07Yeah, what's wrong with that?
06:08Well, I've been having an affair.
06:11What?
06:11Yeah.
06:14I've been sleeping with Priya.
06:18Still think I'm a good man, do you?
06:26Tommy?
06:30He ain't come out of that room, sis, he's a bit back.
06:33I think he's worried about bumping into you-know-who.
06:35Watch out.
06:36Do you know what?
06:36When I think of him, I'm on my stomach, it was like that.
06:39Hey!
06:40You all right?
06:40The mum have arrived.
06:42Oh, Lily, look at you.
06:44You look gorgeous.
06:45I love weddings.
06:45It's going to be so romantic.
06:47And we're going to the right one, because I think Max and Cindy's is going to be a 40-car
06:50pile-up.
06:53I've been even a bit late to get ready, haven't you?
06:55Oh, I think my invite got lost in the post.
06:57I think it's more that they all still hold a massive grudge.
07:00Yeah, all right, Jane.
07:02Just come with our say, I'm going to notice.
07:04You can't turn up without an invitation.
07:06They'll have a seating plan and everything.
07:08Jane, hold on a second, darling.
07:09We'll go to the community centre, OK?
07:10Not Westminster Ab.
07:11It's all right.
07:12I'm fine here, honestly.
07:13Now, you know what?
07:14If Jasmine ain't good enough for them, then neither am I.
07:17And in fact, I'm staying here, so I think you should all boycott it.
07:21Right, listen, I'm going to go grab Bert and Ernie.
07:23If anyone's coming, we need to get a move on.
07:25Come on, let's jog on.
07:26Come on, let's go.
07:26Bert, Ernie, what's holding you up?
07:28Are you getting something out of telling me this?
07:30Is this to get back at me for what I said last night?
07:32No, not at all.
07:32This is me, Linda.
07:33This is a man that you love, yeah?
07:35That ain't pretty.
07:36Oh, I get it.
07:37I get it.
07:38You want me to pity you?
07:40Poor old Max.
07:42It's not his fault he can't keep it in his pants.
07:47I mean, what about Cindy?
07:49Do you even love her?
07:52You're pathetic.
07:53Just get out.
07:54Oh, right, so what?
07:55No, you hate me again.
07:59It's flip-flopping, isn't it, Linda?
08:00Flipping and flopping.
08:01That's you all over, innit?
08:02Just get out, all right?
08:04I'm not playing your stupid game!
08:05I'm not telling you, all right?
08:06You can't just switch it on and off like that.
08:07Well, how about this?
08:08I'm sorry I ever said anything!
08:16Kim has got the whole world and his wife going to her wedding.
08:20I can't even get two of my own daughters to come to mine.
08:23Even a freeloader like Priya's cancelled.
08:27I wish you could come, George.
08:29Yeah, I'm sorry.
08:30It was a late booking, but it's too big to turn down, so...
08:32But you know I'd come if I could.
08:35Yeah.
08:35Yeah.
08:36It means a lot to have you blessing.
08:38Mum, the car's here, and, um...
08:40Well, I'm really sorry, but Phil's called Harry back for some emergency job,
08:43and he couldn't say no, so...
08:45Oh, doesn't matter.
08:46What's another one?
08:48I've just got to go and check how Annie's doing, OK?
08:50Right, should we get this dress on, then?
08:53Yeah.
08:53Yeah.
08:53Right, Mum, let's calm down, yeah?
08:57What is going on?
08:59I am not stupid.
09:01Just tell me!
09:04What do you call a fish without an eye?
09:06I don't know.
09:07A fish!
09:08No, it's...
09:08Come on, come on, boys.
09:09Thank you, your jacket's on, all right?
09:11Leave the camera upstairs.
09:12I'm not going to have you pair of...
09:13but it's running right at the wedding, all right?
09:15And Mo's going to catch us up.
09:17Right.
09:17She's on a booty called Fat Elvis.
09:22OK, um...
09:23I'm going to leave you to...
09:25We'll head off.
09:26We'll meet you there, yeah?
09:27Come on, Mum.
09:27Yeah, you're all right.
09:28Where you been?
09:29Just chilling.
09:31Listen, just come.
09:33Joel won't be there, right?
09:34There's no need to worry.
09:35I'm not worrying.
09:35I just don't want to go, yeah?
09:38Weddings are boring.
09:39Oh, come here.
09:41I love you.
09:42I love you, too.
09:47Come on, kids.
09:48Let's go.
09:55Oi.
09:56You're back, then.
09:58How you been?
09:59Anywhere nice?
10:02My aunt, er...
10:03needed help with her dogs.
10:05Right.
10:06So you wasn't avoiding me, then?
10:09Listen, the things that I did were terrible, but I've changed.
10:15Oh, just save it, Joel.
10:16Sorry, what do you want me to do, eh?
10:18Do you even know what's happened since I've been back?
10:19Everyone crosses the road when they see me.
10:21Yeah, and you've got what you deserve.
10:22So you didn't do anything, then, to them girls at school, or your mum, or family?
10:26Shut up, Joel.
10:27You ain't gonna get back in my head.
10:28That's what you keep telling yourself, is it?
10:30Joel's twisted my mind.
10:31I was vulnerable.
10:32Yeah, because I was.
10:34But we did what we did together.
10:36And when they came for us, you chucked me under the bus.
10:41But, yeah, no, that's fine.
10:44All right?
10:45Come on.
10:58What are you doing there?
11:02I just came to get my things, right?
11:04Right, I quit.
11:04What, again?
11:06Shut the door on the way out, will you?
11:08Saved your life last night, remember?
11:10Oh, great.
11:10What do you want in the middle?
11:12Might have one somewhere.
11:13I just want a clean break, OK?
11:15Me, Ravi, and the kids.
11:16Me and you's the past.
11:18And me and Ravi's the future.
11:20You'd better hope Linda don't blab, then.
11:22What?
11:24What the hell did you tell her for?
11:27Just sort of slipped out.
11:29Slipped out?
11:30Mm.
11:30You selfish idiot!
11:32Don't you ever think about anyone but yourself?
11:34You could write everything for me.
11:37Yeah?
11:37Well, you should have thought about that prayer before you jumped into bed with me.
11:47Oh, beautiful.
11:51Beautiful.
11:56Thank you, family.
12:02Your trusty steed awaits, my queen.
12:06Please tell me you like it.
12:13Are you joking?
12:18I love it!
12:26Kim!
12:27Are you going to give us your Lady Godiva, then?
12:29I can't be a favour.
12:31This is my cowboy carton moment!
12:33Yes!
12:34Yes!
12:35Yes!
12:36Yes!
12:36Yes!
12:38Hi!
12:45I'm here.
12:47I can't believe the registrar is late.
12:50You'd think they'd factor in the traffic, wouldn't you?
12:52This is why we didn't want you worrying, OK?
12:53We'll sort it.
12:54I promise you.
12:55Promise.
12:56OK?
13:06My Howie got me the horse.
13:09My Howie got me the horse.
13:11My Howie got me the horse.
13:12Oh, you're the best.
13:14Oh, whoa!
13:16Oh, whoa!
13:16They all say, whoa!
13:18Oh, Cindy!
13:19You know, it's true what they say, that it is so much thinner when you're up here.
13:26And do you know what else they say?
13:27No.
13:28You can't buy class.
13:30And you know what else they say?
13:32You can't buy friends.
13:33Yeah.
13:35Well, please excuse me.
13:37As my entourage, I'm getting a little bit restless.
13:41Giddy up!
13:43Ta-da!
13:45Woo!
13:46Woo!
13:47Woo!
13:48Woo!
13:49Woo!
13:50Mother, your character weeks.
13:52He's getting it.
13:52Oh!
13:53Oh!
13:54Oh!
13:55Oh!
13:56I tell you what, if Max is late too, I'm going to kill him with my own bear hat.
14:01Oh!
14:01Careful, careful, careful.
14:02No, mate, no.
14:03Oh!
14:04Careful.
14:05You stink!
14:06I know it stinks.
14:07That's the horse.
14:08Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:11Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:14Oh!
14:15Oh!
14:16Oh!
14:17Oh!
14:18I fought to get you this job.
14:20And this whole time, you two have been at it behind my back.
14:23Listen, I like that.
14:24Just get out!
14:25Please, Lauren, I just need to know you aren't going to tell anyone.
14:27Get out now before I tell absolutely everyone about your dirty little secret.
14:31Go!
14:35You know that Cindy is over there and she's the happiest that I've ever seen her, Dad.
14:39Don't give it all that, Lauren.
14:40You can't stand the woman.
14:42This is going to blow up our whole family.
14:45And Peter's going to kill you.
14:46What's your name?
14:47Snow White.
14:48You ain't squeaky clean, Lauren.
14:50You're selling dodgy motors.
14:52You're fiddling the books.
14:52I mean, who knows what else you've been up to?
14:55Just a hypocrite you are.
14:59What are you going to do now?
15:00I don't know.
15:02Okay.
15:03Well, I'm done.
15:06I don't want to be anywhere near this car crash.
15:08I want nothing to do with it.
15:10Have a nice wedding, Dad.
15:23You got a really good.
15:25You're not tea, I'm going to drink.
15:30You're not tea, I'm going to drink.
15:42You all right?
15:46It's a shame that Jasmine ain't here, isn't it?
15:50Patrick is just not up to it yet.
15:53Old wounds.
15:54Look at his face.
15:58Jasmine has been through a lot.
16:01You all need to make peace.
16:12Can you see us, Denise? Can you hear us?
16:15Yeah. Yeah? There we go.
16:17Aw!
16:18Hey!
16:20Hey!
16:20Woo-hoo-hoo!
16:23Hey!
16:26Hey!
16:28Hey!
16:30Hey!
16:31Hey!
16:31Hey!
16:32Hey!
16:34Hey!
16:36Hey!
16:39Hey!
16:50Hey!
17:00Oh.
17:03I'm so in love with you.
17:19I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
17:22Come, come, come, stop me, please.
17:27What's going on?
17:39Howie, you know I love you, yeah?
17:41I know you do. I know.
17:44You don't have to convince me of anything.
17:54Trust me.
17:57You know what to do.
18:01All right, sorry, everyone.
18:03Heads up, change of plan.
18:06But stay tuned,
18:07because we will see you down a bit later
18:09to raise a glass, yeah?
18:18Saddle up.
18:20Come on, then.
18:21Let's go, let's go.
18:26Josh, Patrick, a word on her.
18:29We need to talk about Jasmine.
18:34Finally.
18:35Where have you been?
18:37Oh, yeah, that bruise ain't going down.
18:41You know, a bit of concealer will fix that, so that's, you know.
18:44Give it all rest, Oscar.
18:49What?
18:49What you got something to say?
18:50I ain't got the energy for this right now, so just go and get ready.
18:53That's no point.
18:54It's going to end in disaster.
18:56It's boring my life.
18:57Right, this is, innit.
18:58Dad, Cindy's already set off.
18:59What? I just skipped Kim's big day.
19:02My wife's sister.
19:03My wife, who might be dead before the year's out.
19:06So whatever little wobble you've had,
19:08you get your big boy pants on,
19:10and you'll be ready in five minutes,
19:12otherwise I'll come and drag you out.
19:21Well, I know he's my uncle, but he's really hot when he's angry.
19:25Drag me out.
19:44Lauren, finally, where are you? Have you found him?
19:48Peter, I, erm...
19:50Hang on, hang on.
20:01All right, Oscar's got him. He's in a state, but they're going to get him ready.
20:03Right.
20:04Can you go and help him, please?
20:06No.
20:07You what?
20:09Jimmy, he's really gripey. I think he's...
20:11I think he's caught a bug.
20:13Er, okay.
20:15Is he all right? Like, could Gran look after him?
20:17Come to the ceremony, at least.
20:21Lauren?
20:23I'm sorry.
20:24I can't, Peter.
20:30What?
20:32Hello there.
20:34You okay?
20:34Yeah, I think you look up.
20:35Oh, look forward.
20:36Who's that? The registrar?
20:38Yes, yes, they're five minutes away.
20:40Okay.
20:42Mwah, mwah.
20:44You all right?
20:44Hello.
20:45I'm getting sorry again.
20:47No, I did.
20:52How have you been?
20:53Yeah, I'm very well, good. Nice to see you.
20:58You're back early.
20:59Yeah, um, Kim, she couldn't go through with it.
21:02Because Denise weren't there.
21:04Anyway, Alfie's outside getting us a cab.
21:06We're going to gatecrash Max and Cindy's door. You going to come?
21:09I'm fine here.
21:10Oh, come on.
21:11Max and Cindy would be too busy to even realise that we're there.
21:14Go on, you go.
21:15You don't even miss out on the fun.
21:17I'll see you later.
21:20No!
21:21Zoe.
21:22I'm going to stay with you, yeah?
21:25I'll text Alfie.
21:26Get your old mum a drink, yeah?
21:29All right.
21:34Peter!
21:38What?
21:39What's this going straight to voicemail?
21:40Lauren's not coming now.
21:42Mum's in there.
21:42OK, we'll just keep it together.
21:45Although...
21:46I don't know how much longer I can hold her off.
21:48Peter!
21:50The registrar said he's been here for hours.
21:51You lied to me.
21:52I swear, if you don't tell me the truth...
21:55What's going on?
21:58Um...
21:59Yeah, it's...
22:00We're...
22:01Mum.
22:01Stanley!
22:04Ah!
22:06Where have you been?
22:07Oh, Dolly Donut.
22:08Took us to the wrong entrance, didn't he?
22:09Oh, yeah, because this is all my fault.
22:11Well, considering...
22:12Well, what?
22:12Could you write the address?
22:14Max?
22:16What's that with your face?
22:17Oh, stag do.
22:19Don't blame me.
22:20Hmm.
22:23Are we getting married, then, or what?
22:24Yes!
22:25Yes!
22:35We're out of breath.
22:37Linda!
22:40Look, I haven't worked.
22:41I've got to get to the cash and carry.
22:42Please.
22:45What do you want, Priya?
22:46What do you want, Priya?
22:46I just want to know that you ain't gonna tell anybody.
22:49Oh.
22:49You want me to keep your dirty little secret, do you?
22:52Can you keep your voice down?
22:53Who the hell do you think you are to be asking me favours?
22:55Don't look down your nose at me.
22:57Like you ain't made the same mistake before.
23:00What did you just say?
23:01I'm sorry.
23:02I'm just thinking of my kids.
23:04Well, your kids.
23:04My daughter is there right now in the middle of this farce of a wedding.
23:09How is this fair on her?
23:11Do you know what?
23:12I'm not having it.
23:15Linda, what are you doing?
23:16I'm not having Annie caught up in your sordid affair.
23:21Linda.
23:22Linda.
23:23No, please.
23:24Please don't do that, Linda.
23:27Please.
23:29Linda, no.
23:31Priya?
23:34What's happened?
23:35Do you go to Top City everything?
23:37I've got to stop her.
23:39Right.
23:39No, Priya.
23:40That's our cab.
23:42Hey, that's our...
23:44This is our cab.
23:44This is our cab.
23:46Jean.
23:47Jean, what are you doing?
23:48That's our cab.
23:48I know!
23:49Hey!
23:52Sorry.
23:55I've been messaging someone.
23:57It's Dad's taxi.
23:59It's for sale.
24:01Look at that.
24:03Look at that.
24:05Alfie mentioned that you were a bit upset about the Boy Zero project.
24:08Oh, what's...
24:09What's he telling you that for?
24:10Because he cares.
24:12And it got me thinking about Dad.
24:15And when I was at Lin's, we were talking about the old days.
24:19All crammed in the back of the cab, going on adventures.
24:24And I wanted to do something nice for you.
24:28So I was hoping that we'd find it.
24:30After a few drinks, we started looking and we did.
24:33I want to buy it.
24:35Show Josh and Jasmine and keep Dad's memory alive.
24:39So how much is it going for?
24:41Five grand.
24:42Right.
24:42Get the bloke on the phone.
24:44We'll knock him down.
24:44Bit of Slater charm.
24:47All right.
24:48Do you remember that time we went to Sam?
24:50There you go.
24:51And Lin was sick in the back.
24:53All over Little Mo.
24:54Yeah.
25:15Good boy.
25:35please be seated
25:40we've come together today not just to witness a marriage but to celebrate a partnership
25:45built on shared dreams on love and most importantly on trust
25:57what's going on I've I've tried calling Kim I've tried Howie I'll speak to you after
26:16what the oh okay wait wait wait wait let me just get my breath away yeah and in fact let
26:28me give you the 360 yes oh hey what are you you're getting you're getting married here
26:42yes oh yes because my beautiful sister is my guest of honor oh okay right you're on let's
27:28begin shall we
27:28go
27:36Cindy do you take Max to be your husband to share your life together I do
27:50Max do you take Cindy to be your wife to share your life together Linda Linda
27:56you
28:12you
28:13you
28:13you