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00:05Let's get started.
00:07Woo!
00:09It's just pressure.
00:12Whoa!
00:17That's my breath.
00:19Awesome. I'm warmed up.
00:20Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting
00:23in DreamWorks' comedic action-packed Kung Fu Panda.
00:26Ow!
00:27Is there any more for me to see and enjoy?
00:31Starring Jack Black as the awesome Kung Fu-loving panda Po.
00:35This is the greatest day in Kung Fu history!
00:38Dustin Hoffman as the small but powerful Master Shifu.
00:42One must first master the highest level of Kung Fu.
00:46Okay, take it easy.
00:47I can't wait to get started.
00:49And the elite Furious Five, voiced by Angelina Jolie as Tigress.
00:54Don't try and stop me.
00:57Jackie Chan as Monkey.
00:58We should hang out.
01:00Seth Rogen as Mantis.
01:02This is really good.
01:04I'm over here.
01:05Lucy Liu as Viper.
01:06What are you talking about? This is amazing.
01:09And David Cross as Crane.
01:11How'd you get out of there alive?
01:14Together, they will do battle with the greatest Kung Fu warrior ever,
01:19Tai Lung, voiced by Ian McShane.
01:21You think I'm a fool.
01:25And destiny will be determined
01:27as one noodle-making panda discovers if he has what it takes
01:32to become the ultimate Kung Fu master.
01:34There's Kung Fu, my name.
01:38I had a voice in an animated feature called Shark Tale.
01:43And I had a lot of fun making that.
01:45And, uh, Jeffrey Katzenberg was like,
01:47Hey, let's make another one.
01:49This time you're the big cheese.
01:50And it's called Kung Fu Panda.
01:52And I was like, yeah, I'm ready to step up.
01:54Ugh.
01:56Poe is a panda.
01:57Poe!
01:58And he's big and cuddly and cute.
02:00I'm just being myself on this one.
02:03They wanted me to.
02:04They wanted to hear the real me.
02:05Woo!
02:07Made it!
02:08Ha!
02:08Ha!
02:10I'm a huge Jack Black fan.
02:11He has brought so much to the character
02:13and so much of himself.
02:15Is my face really red?
02:16Yes.
02:16It's what happens when you really feel it.
02:18That it's helped us create
02:19not only a world that's believable,
02:21but a character that's really real and genuine.
02:24And all that just comes directly from Jack
02:26and is inspired by his performance.
02:28Legend tales of a legendary warrior
02:30whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend.
02:34The universe has brought us
02:37the dragon warrior.
02:40What?
02:41What?
02:42What?
02:42Master Oogway, wait!
02:44That flabby panda
02:46can't possibly be the answer to our problem.
02:50Shifu is the great master of Kung Fu.
02:54Do you want to learn Kung Fu?
02:56Yeah.
02:57Dustin Hoffman is the great master
02:59of the art of acting.
03:01Go ahead, panda.
03:02Show us what you can do.
03:04Um, are they gonna watch
03:05or should I just wait
03:06until I get back to work or something?
03:07Just hit it.
03:08I'm at it with crazy feet.
03:09What are you gonna do about crazy feet?
03:10I'm a blur.
03:11I'm a blur.
03:11How about this?
03:13How are you gonna hit something
03:14that moves like that?
03:15Would you hit it?
03:16I play an endangered, rare Chinese panda.
03:19I refuse to be in the film
03:21unless I can play an endangered panda.
03:23Can I punch through walls?
03:24Can I do a quadruple back flip?
03:26Focus.
03:26Will I have invisible wings?
03:27Focus.
03:27I get the Shifu kicked out of me.
03:30My patience is wearing thin.
03:32Awesome.
03:33I'm ready.
03:34Whoa.
03:37Yeah!
03:38Woo!
03:39Very important that the actor
03:41that was playing Shifu
03:42would be someone who
03:43you would have that feeling
03:44that people would honor them
03:45with respect.
03:46And Dustin just has that gravitas,
03:49you know,
03:49he just makes you believe
03:50anything he says.
03:51Who is worthy
03:52to finally gaze
03:53upon the highest teachings
03:55of Kung Fu?
03:56The Furious Five?
03:57You're so much bigger
03:59than your action figures.
04:00Except for you, Mantis.
04:02You're about the same.
04:03Poe's five big heroes in life
04:05are...
04:06Monkey,
04:07Mantis,
04:08Crane,
04:09Viper,
04:11Tigress.
04:12I was secretly hoping
04:14that I got to be her.
04:16It's very important
04:16that I'm the tiger.
04:18I love a tiger.
04:21They're all different styles
04:23of Kung Fu
04:23and hers is attack.
04:25There's no defense.
04:26It's just attack, attack, attack.
04:27Don't try to stop me.
04:29Watch out.
04:31Whoa!
04:32No, no!
04:33If he's smart,
04:34he won't come back
04:35up those steps.
04:36When I first saw her,
04:38I thought,
04:38that must be Jackie Chan.
04:40And I thought,
04:41I guess I'm not going
04:42to be the tiger.
04:43And then got so excited.
04:45This is what you trained me for.
04:48Angelina brought this amazing
04:49warmth and soul
04:51to the character.
04:51Our first session with her,
04:52we came away just so thrilled
04:54that we really had
04:55a flesh and blood character
04:56for tigers.
04:57And she has kids,
04:58so she kind of knows
05:00how to deal with people like us.
05:01We're just kind of like
05:02big dopes.
05:04Oh, that is it!
05:07Can't take this seriously.
05:08Yeah!
05:13Master monkey,
05:14one of the fierce five.
05:16Monkey just jumping up and down,
05:18you know,
05:18moving around,
05:20have a lot of acrobatics.
05:29monkey is fast-moving
05:30and acrobatic.
05:32He does a lot of
05:32flifty-doos
05:33and they'll kick you
05:34in the chops.
05:35He also, uh,
05:36is pretty funny.
05:37It's monkey.
05:38Perfect for Jackie Chan.
05:40I don't understand.
05:41How can that be
05:41the dragon warrior?
05:47Don't tell monkey.
05:49What is he doing?
05:50He's probably
05:51the original combination
05:52of, uh,
05:54kung fu action
05:55and comedy.
05:55I use, uh,
05:56comedy with my kung fu
05:58together.
05:58I think it's really
05:59good for me.
06:00Ha ha!
06:00Master Shifu!
06:02Of course it's Shifu.
06:02What do you think I'm doing?
06:03Ha ha!
06:04He's the original
06:05gangster in that arena.
06:06Ha ha!
06:10Monkey!
06:11Viper's a snake,
06:12which can be
06:12very deceiving.
06:13She seems quite lethal,
06:15but she's actually
06:15quite sweet.
06:16I'm afraid we were
06:17a little hard on him
06:18last night.
06:19That kung fu stuff
06:20is hard work, right?
06:21Your bicep's sore?
06:22Wow, the guy
06:23just doesn't quit.
06:24Get ready to feel
06:25the thunder.
06:25It's kind of inspiring.
06:27How's that?
06:29Kind of.
06:30These characters
06:30become real people to you,
06:32part of your real life.
06:33It's so alive.
06:34It's funny because
06:35when you're doing
06:36the voiceover,
06:36you forget
06:37that the camera's there
06:38and capturing
06:39all the gestures
06:39of your face
06:40and the expressions.
06:41What are you talking about?
06:42This is amazing!
06:43I just assume
06:44they're going to match
06:44the voice to the character,
06:46but I never think
06:46about it the other way around.
06:47Lucy Liu.
06:48Viper.
06:49Smooth.
06:50Sexy.
06:51Sultry.
06:52It's the danger.
06:54Don't get too
06:55hypnotized by the
06:56other stuff.
06:58This one,
06:58she'll get you.
06:59The poor guy's
07:00just going to get
07:00himself killed.
07:01Are you ready?
07:02I was born ready.
07:04Ow!
07:04Ow!
07:05Ow!
07:06I'm sorry,
07:07brother.
07:07I thought you said
07:07you were ready.
07:08She strikes,
07:09but she's smooth.
07:13I'm just going to say it.
07:14I'm starting to like
07:15the panda.
07:16Nice!
07:17Ah!
07:17I play Mantis,
07:19who is trained
07:21in the art of Kung Fu
07:22Mantis style.
07:23Ah!
07:27Wow, that's impressive.
07:29I warm up to
07:30Poe pretty fast.
07:32I'm amused by him
07:33and see that he's a good guy.
07:35It's just not easy
07:36finding the right nerve points
07:38under all this...
07:39Matt.
07:39Fur?
07:40I was going to say fur.
07:43Oh, great.
07:44Lovely, lovely, lovely.
07:45Seth Rogen is probably
07:47the best improver
07:47in the movie.
07:50He opens his mouth
07:51and stuff starts to happen.
07:53He creates magic.
07:54I'm going to hand it to the panda.
07:55He's got a lot of heart
07:56and he's incredibly fun
07:58to watch bounce.
08:01Act like an animated crane.
08:03All right, yeah,
08:04here's something
08:04I would never do.
08:07David Cross
08:08plays Crane.
08:11Crane is like
08:12the long spindly leg one.
08:17He's a master
08:18at deflection.
08:19If you try to throw
08:20a throwing star or something,
08:21deflect, deflect.
08:26Very good.
08:27I guess master deflection
08:29is me as someone
08:31who doesn't answer questions
08:33in a forthright way.
08:35Don't mention it.
08:36Crane is the kind of guy
08:38I definitely hang out with,
08:40you know,
08:41and just grab a brew
08:42and, you know,
08:43maybe make some chili,
08:44a big pot of chili.
08:45Whoa, that smells good.
08:48Oh, you are
08:49a really good cook.
08:51I guess my body
08:52doesn't know
08:52it's the dragon warrior yet.
09:02Ian's amazing.
09:02Ian can go from
09:04nought to sixty
09:05in 2.5 seconds.
09:07He comes in
09:07as the nicest guy
09:08in the world
09:09and then he becomes
09:10Tai Lung.
09:11Tai!
09:11Oh!
09:12Ah!
09:14McShane doesn't really
09:15play the good guy
09:15in a lot of things.
09:16I don't know why.
09:17Maybe because he's horrified.
09:20No, he's dead.
09:21He, he, he, he, he.
09:23Bad guys always
09:24get the best lines.
09:26What are you going to do,
09:27big guy?
09:27Sit on me?
09:28Even as a childish
09:29animated figure,
09:30he scares me.
09:31Fly back there
09:32and tell them
09:34the dragon warrior
09:35is coming home.
09:38He's coming this way!
09:39He won't get far.
09:41Archers, now!
09:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:45My character, the commander,
09:48is a rhinoceros.
09:49Broad shoulders,
09:51big all over, muscular,
09:52probably can bench press
09:53like at least 5,000 pounds.
09:55Fears nobody
09:56except the Tai Lung.
09:59Aw, did I step on
10:01the witty kitty too?
10:03He's trying to be tough.
10:04He's trying to impress
10:05this goose to like,
10:06come on, look at him.
10:08He's a kitten.
10:09But in the back of your mind,
10:10you know,
10:10boy, I hope he doesn't get loose.
10:14I have had a vision
10:15Tai Lung will return.
10:19Master Oogway
10:19is played by
10:20Randall Duke Kim.
10:21We wanted somebody
10:22who could not only
10:23play alongside
10:24Dustin Hoffman,
10:25which is a pretty tall order,
10:26but could give us
10:27the weight of this
10:28thousand-year-old
10:29spiritual leader
10:30of the entire
10:31Valley of Peace.
10:32You acting as a fate
10:34is something
10:34you can control.
10:36I've seen myself
10:37as a tortoise
10:38for many years,
10:39you know?
10:40I can't tell you
10:41how many people
10:41love your voice
10:42and love your character.
10:44I love this character.
10:47Oogway is an entity,
10:49a character
10:49that I can only aspire to.
10:51He's like what
10:52I would want to be
10:54as I get older.
10:56We are noodle folk.
10:58Broth runs through
10:59our veins.
11:00Isn't that funny
11:01that Po's father,
11:02Mr. Ping,
11:03is a dog?
11:04Come on, son.
11:06Let's get back to work.
11:08Is he a dog?
11:09I need to go back
11:09and look at the drawings.
11:10It's so silly.
11:12In our first session
11:12working with James Hong,
11:13he told us that
11:14his dad had a noodle shop,
11:16so he brought that
11:17to the character,
11:17which was really cool.
11:18Actually, it's a table
11:20three, five, seven,
11:21and twelve.
11:21My father used
11:22the sound somewhat
11:23like that.
11:24Service with a smile.
11:25I'm just a loving father
11:26who cares for his son
11:28a lot,
11:29and that enthusiasm,
11:30I think,
11:31takes care of itself.
11:32That's my boy!
11:33The Kung Fu part,
11:35but it really reminds me
11:36of a lot of the things
11:37I've seen
11:37in the Chinese films
11:39of old.
11:39Kung Fu Panda
11:40seems to marry
11:42the voices
11:43with the characters
11:44and the action
11:45very well.
11:46You are free
11:46to eat.
11:47Am I?
11:48Are you?
11:55Nailed it.
11:56And that's the game.
11:57There's a game
11:57called Essence
11:58that we used to play
12:00in our house,
12:00and you'd have to ask them,
12:02if this person
12:03were a bird,
12:04what kind of bird
12:04would they be?
12:05If this person
12:05were the weather,
12:06what kind of weather?
12:07And I think
12:07you would say
12:08if Jack Black
12:09was an animal,
12:10what animal
12:10would he be?
12:11He would be
12:12this animal.
12:13It was perfect casting.
12:14What are you doing here?
12:16You're stuck.
12:17Stuck?
12:19Not stuck.
12:20Help him.
12:21The panda
12:21who treats it
12:23like a joke.
12:23You're so awesome.
12:25He is silly
12:26and loose
12:26and sweet
12:27and great at comedy
12:27and makes us all laugh.
12:29I think he is
12:30perfect as Poe.
12:32Oh.
12:35Someone
12:35broke that.
12:36How did you
12:37get out of there alive?
12:39Bloody knuckles
12:40and broken bones.
12:42Even in his voice,
12:43he's relatable.
12:44He has an
12:44everyman quality.
12:45Kind of looks like
12:46there might be
12:47some panda blood in him.
12:49Three drops of panda blood
12:50in Jack Black.
12:51I don't know where it is.
12:53I've never seen
12:54a panda in person,
12:56but I'm sure that
12:57after all my work
12:58as a panda,
12:59that now I can just
13:00go right up to one
13:01and give it a kiss.
13:02I'm going to go
13:03to the nearest
13:05panda zoo
13:05and ask them
13:07to open the cage,
13:08let me inside,
13:10lock the cage behind me,
13:11and let me spend
13:12some time with the pandas.
13:13All right.
13:14You're awesome.
13:15Last thing I'm going to say.
13:16Okay.
13:17Bye-bye.
13:18Bye-bye.
13:23Bye-bye.
13:23Bye-bye.
13:24Bye-bye.
13:25Bye-bye.
13:26Bye-bye.
13:27Bye-bye.
13:27Bye-bye.
13:27Bye-bye.
13:28Bye-bye.
13:29Bye-bye.
13:29Bye-bye.
13:29Bye-bye.