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00:03:10Hey, Buckley.
00:03:11Come on, buddy.
00:03:13It's food time.
00:03:13Come on.
00:04:06Come on.
00:04:09Come on.
00:04:11Come on.
00:04:15Come on.
00:04:21Come on.
00:04:51Come on.
00:05:34Here you go.
00:05:35Here you go, grilling master.
00:05:36Thank you, beautiful.
00:05:42Oh, God.
00:05:44Why'd you invite them?
00:05:45Why'd you invite them?
00:05:45Be nice.
00:05:45I'm always nice, but seriously.
00:05:47Oh, I can't stand her.
00:05:49What she does to that guy?
00:05:50It's none of our business, and it's probably not even true.
00:05:52Oh, trust me.
00:05:53It's true.
00:05:54You just don't like them.
00:05:56Well, that's true, too.
00:05:57That's true.
00:05:58Hey, how are you doing?
00:06:00Hey, how are you doing?
00:06:00I'm going to be a good night.
00:06:01Good to see you.
00:06:02I'm going to be a good night.
00:06:03You're good to see you guys.
00:06:06Good to see you.
00:06:07Good to see you.
00:06:08Hey, bye.
00:06:10Meanwhile, we got a beer over there in the cooler, and Carol made some of her famous sangria,
00:06:14if you guys are interested.
00:06:15You know, you're still interested.
00:06:16Heavens, no.
00:06:18You know we don't drink.
00:06:19Oh.
00:06:20Oh, he...
00:06:21You know that.
00:06:22He knows that.
00:06:23What was I thinking?
00:06:25Oh, how are you managing with all of Chris's travel?
00:06:27You know, if you need anything, we're here.
00:06:29Well, we can get him to go on a few more trips each month.
00:06:33Oh, kidding.
00:06:34I hate it when he's gone.
00:06:36She gets lonely, but she's a trooper.
00:06:43Glasses!
00:06:43I...
00:06:43I forgot glasses.
00:06:45Oh, I'll go with Carol.
00:06:47Let you boys talk.
00:06:48Okay. Great.
00:06:49See ya. Hey.
00:06:52How's everything going?
00:06:53Good.
00:06:54Yeah?
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:56Delicious.
00:06:57Yeah.
00:06:57Business good?
00:06:58Business is, you know, business.
00:07:01It's business, yeah?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:03I'll tell you, man, we are so swamped.
00:07:06I mean, even now that I'm in management, I'm still...
00:07:07They still got me going out and doing sales.
00:07:10I think I'm working, like, 14 hours a day.
00:07:11It's just crazy.
00:07:12That's spectacular.
00:07:13Oh, do you need some?
00:07:13No, no, no. I'm good.
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:15No, I mean, even earlier this week, I was, uh...
00:07:18Yeah?
00:07:19Yeah?
00:07:19No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:21I went out on a call to this house.
00:07:24It was great.
00:07:34I call it my do it for America thing.
00:07:36It's kind of my patriotic spiel.
00:07:38I've done it before for you, right?
00:07:43Paul.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45It's...
00:07:45Don't worry about it.
00:07:46I...
00:07:47But it's...
00:07:48Trust me, it kills.
00:07:49Yeah?
00:07:49But then you gotta deal with all the crap.
00:07:51Am I right or am I right?
00:07:54Chris, I'm not in sales.
00:07:56Oh.
00:07:57I'm so sorry.
00:07:58I forgot.
00:07:59You gotta do it.
00:08:00I'm telling you.
00:08:01You would love it.
00:08:02You got the temperament for it.
00:08:03You got that attitude.
00:08:04It's great.
00:08:05You know, I mean, it's...
00:08:06Look, it's not all great.
00:08:08It's just...
00:08:08I don't know.
00:08:09Sometimes I gotta wonder if...
00:08:11If anyone cares that you don't take care of your lawn, the answer?
00:08:14Yes.
00:08:15Everybody does.
00:08:16The whole neighborhood.
00:08:17Especially this guy.
00:08:18I never said anything.
00:08:19Oh, come on.
00:08:20Tell him what you said.
00:08:22Just tell him one time.
00:08:24Just tell him what you said.
00:08:25Don't be shy.
00:08:26I just...
00:08:27Just tell him.
00:08:28It's not a big deal.
00:08:29You gotta take care of your lawn, man.
00:08:30You could just...
00:08:31Trim.
00:08:31Trim an edge.
00:08:32Trim an edge, man.
00:08:33I mow.
00:08:34I know.
00:08:34That's a problem.
00:08:35You mow it every week.
00:08:36Get someone else to mow it.
00:08:37I got some landscaping numbers.
00:08:39Well, I think everybody says it.
00:08:41They just don't say it to you.
00:08:42You know what I mean?
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44Well, I got it.
00:08:45We'll get into it.
00:08:45How you doing, Swinger?
00:08:47Yeah?
00:08:48How are you doing?
00:08:49I'm good, Swinger.
00:08:50Hey, check it out.
00:08:51You're burning those burgers.
00:08:52I think I got it under control here.
00:08:54Really?
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:55I don't think so.
00:08:56Where's Joyce?
00:08:57Joyce?
00:08:58Yeah.
00:08:59Joyce.
00:09:00Your wife.
00:09:00Where's your wife, Joyce?
00:09:02My wife?
00:09:02Yeah.
00:09:03Don't you worry about my wife.
00:09:04She's exactly where she needs to be.
00:09:06She's edging and trimming his lawn.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:10Let me help you.
00:09:11No, no.
00:09:11I got it.
00:09:12Please.
00:09:12Seriously?
00:09:13I have got it under control.
00:09:15Come on.
00:09:16Let me just...
00:09:17I can't.
00:09:17Come on.
00:09:18Don't you don't.
00:09:18Come on.
00:09:19Boom.
00:09:19Awesome.
00:09:19Oh, you pushed a man off his own grill.
00:09:23Wow.
00:09:24Look at you over there.
00:09:26Stone.
00:09:28All right, check this out.
00:09:29We want to sear and then sit them off to the side, all right?
00:09:31And let them cook real slow, okay?
00:09:33Keep the juice inside.
00:09:34Juice.
00:09:35We want juice, okay?
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:36So we sear and we sit.
00:09:38Sear and sit.
00:09:39Sear and sit.
00:09:39I've got it.
00:09:40Trim and edge.
00:09:41Trim and edge.
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:43I see her and sit.
00:09:45Nice.
00:09:45All right.
00:09:54Hey, Paris.
00:09:55You don't need to do that.
00:09:56No, I got it, man.
00:09:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:09:57Let's do it.
00:09:57Hey, you're a guest in my house.
00:09:58Let me.
00:09:59Oh, man.
00:10:00Seriously?
00:10:03I really don't get why you're friends with that guy.
00:10:09He's a good guy.
00:10:10He just takes a little time to get to know him, I guess.
00:10:13Not enough time left in my life.
00:10:16I don't know.
00:10:17We...
00:10:17You know how it is.
00:10:18I mean, a guy lives in my neighborhood and we work in the same office.
00:10:26I'd find a way around that.
00:10:44Hey, buddy.
00:10:45Hey, hey.
00:10:46It's okay.
00:10:47Come here.
00:10:48What are you doing?
00:10:49You're going to get yourself run over out here.
00:10:50Bye.
00:10:52Bye.
00:11:04Bye.
00:11:07Bye-bye.
00:12:11You can't run away from this, Paul.
00:12:45You can't run away from this, Paul.
00:12:50All right?
00:12:50We're going to the lounge for a drink.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:52I'm good.
00:12:53You're good?
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55I wasn't asking.
00:12:56Look, the sooner I get done, the sooner I can go home.
00:13:03All right.
00:13:04You need some advice.
00:13:06You know what?
00:13:06I'm going to give it to you.
00:13:07For free.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:11You need to loosen up on the reins every now and again, okay?
00:13:14I think you do enough loosening up on the reins for both of us.
00:13:20I don't get it.
00:13:22No, I...
00:13:23No, no, no.
00:13:23What are you saying?
00:13:24You mean...
00:13:25I was just...
00:13:25What are you saying?
00:13:26I wasn't trying...
00:13:28Hey, I'm here the same as you, okay?
00:13:31Just because I'm not facing a computer 24-7 popping Tums, freaking my shit over every deadline,
00:13:38doesn't make me a fuck-off.
00:13:40No, I know.
00:13:41I didn't mean to...
00:13:42Okay.
00:13:42Don't mean it, please.
00:13:43Okay?
00:13:43Just type in the term balance, okay?
00:13:45And then get your ass to the lounge for a drink.
00:13:49Please.
00:13:50Maybe.
00:13:51What is that new?
00:13:53What's this?
00:13:55It's Kansas City.
00:13:56Nice, Kansas City.
00:14:02I don't get it.
00:14:04What's that?
00:14:06How could a dorky son of a bitch like you end up with such a beautiful family?
00:14:10I guess it's like they say, nerds rule the world now.
00:14:15Huh.
00:14:18Girls, I don't envy you at all, man.
00:14:20What's that mean?
00:14:22Paul, because they're pretty, like their mom.
00:14:25Boys, well, they'd hate to tell you this, but...
00:14:30I'd never let anything happen to them.
00:14:35What?
00:14:37Are you...
00:14:38What are you...
00:14:43Alright, buddy.
00:14:44Anyway.
00:14:45If you change your mind, we'll be in the lounge.
00:14:48Hurry up.
00:14:49Yeah.
00:15:21So, Eva comes running out.
00:15:22We're achievers, alright?
00:15:24And you know the achievers is like...
00:15:25Nice!
00:15:26Nice!
00:15:26So, she comes running out.
00:15:28She's got her pants around her ankles, and she says, Daddy, Daddy, I just took a poop and
00:15:32And it was this bit.
00:15:33And Carol and I are sitting there the whole entire time
00:15:35like she's not saying this.
00:15:37And so I'm just like, check, please.
00:15:43But that's what kids do.
00:15:45I mean, it's the craziest stuff.
00:15:46You never know what's gonna come out of their mouths.
00:15:48So yeah.
00:15:50I never knew you were so funny.
00:15:52Yeah, well.
00:15:53He's funny.
00:15:54He's funny.
00:15:54I told you he's funny.
00:15:56You're funny.
00:15:56Yeah, it's always the quiet ones.
00:15:59Aw, I think it's cute.
00:16:02All right.
00:16:03I'll be right back.
00:16:06We will be waiting.
00:16:08Don't, Amber, please.
00:16:10Don't go.
00:16:14Anyway.
00:16:16Are you fucking kidding me?
00:16:17I spoke with Barry on Friday, and what he was saying
00:16:20is that the numbers that came in last month were nearly.
00:16:22Paul, she's prime for you.
00:16:25What?
00:16:28She's nice.
00:16:30She's nice?
00:16:31She's nice.
00:16:32She's nice.
00:16:33That's not nice.
00:16:34OK?
00:16:35That's not nice nice.
00:16:36Maybe naughty nice.
00:16:37You can guarantee she's fucking naughty nice.
00:16:39Do you even hear the words that come out of your mouth
00:16:41sometimes?
00:16:41Tell me you don't think she's attractive.
00:16:43Tell me right now.
00:16:44Does she attractive?
00:16:45It doesn't matter what I think.
00:16:46Oh, my God.
00:16:47It does matter.
00:16:48It matters a lot.
00:16:49And it's not a fucking trick question.
00:16:51I'll ask you again.
00:16:51Do you think that Amber is attractive?
00:16:54I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
00:16:56OK.
00:16:57You know what?
00:16:57Then I'll take that as a big, fat yes.
00:16:59You can take it however you want to take it.
00:17:03But...
00:17:03Yes.
00:17:05I'll take it as a yes.
00:17:07Yes.
00:17:07OK.
00:17:08So...
00:17:09Why don't we see how this analysis adds up, OK?
00:17:13You think she's nice.
00:17:14Nice.
00:17:14Yeah.
00:17:15I think she's hot.
00:17:17And I think you think she's hot.
00:17:20And she's obviously primed for you.
00:17:24I don't even...
00:17:25Drink it.
00:17:27Drink it.
00:17:31Ching, ching.
00:17:35Cheers.
00:17:38Maybe she's hoping there's a little pay raise in those pants of yours.
00:17:41You are a disgusting human being.
00:17:43Oh, I'm human.
00:17:44But I do try it back.
00:17:45How does Joyce put up with it?
00:17:46She must be a saint.
00:17:47No, she's definitely a saint.
00:17:49But...
00:17:50Stop...
00:17:50Stop changing the subject.
00:17:51I'm not changing the subject.
00:17:53I just...
00:17:54OK.
00:17:54You know what?
00:17:55You say she's primed, right?
00:17:58Nothing's going to happen.
00:17:59Bottom line.
00:17:59She's not...
00:18:00Don't be a pussy.
00:18:01Don't be a pussy.
00:18:03OK?
00:18:04Give this to yourself.
00:18:07You need this.
00:18:09You need her.
00:18:10You need it.
00:18:13You don't have to fuck her, man.
00:18:16Shit.
00:18:16I mean...
00:18:17Fuck her.
00:18:18Fuck her.
00:18:19Fuck her.
00:18:20Fuck her.
00:18:20Fuck her.
00:18:21Why not?
00:18:23Oh, jeez.
00:18:24OK, fine.
00:18:24You know what?
00:18:25At least let her give your ego a handjob.
00:18:27Nobody's fucking anybody.
00:18:28Nobody's giving anybody's egos a handjob.
00:18:30Oh, wow.
00:18:31Who's giving who a handjob?
00:18:33Who?
00:18:34I was just saying that...
00:18:35What were you saying?
00:18:37Who?
00:18:37I'm...
00:18:38No, he was just talking...
00:18:39No, he was...
00:18:40Just figure it out.
00:18:42Yeah.
00:18:43Figure of speech.
00:18:44So, uh, we should probably push ahead here.
00:18:49I will work on the quantitative.
00:18:51You can bang out the qualitative and then we won't be struggling so much tomorrow, right?
00:18:56I think I'd rather hear another joke.
00:18:59Yeah, that's...
00:18:59One more joke.
00:19:00No.
00:19:00I don't have...
00:19:01A joke.
00:19:03You want to hear a joke?
00:19:04If we don't do this, then we're...
00:19:06I can't even speak right now and you want a joke.
00:19:09There's no more jokes.
00:19:11Sir...
00:19:11Guys.
00:19:12All right.
00:19:13No more jokes.
00:19:15OK.
00:19:17Uh...
00:19:17Fine.
00:19:18What'd you say?
00:19:18You'll bang that.
00:19:21We'll...
00:19:22Push whatever you said before.
00:19:25We're all good.
00:19:26Yeah.
00:19:28Go.
00:19:29After you.
00:19:32Really?
00:19:38What's fucking wrong with you?
00:19:42What's that talk we had the other day?
00:19:44She...
00:19:45Your wife?
00:19:45She won't give it to you.
00:19:47She's kind of going off on things.
00:19:49What happens?
00:19:49I know, but you told me.
00:19:50So this is it.
00:19:51If you can't get it there, you gotta get it here.
00:19:53Here, there, who?
00:19:54You gotta get it.
00:19:58I'm trying to help you.
00:20:01I'm trying to help you.
00:20:04I'm trying to help you.
00:20:25You.
00:20:25I'm trying to help me.
00:20:29You.
00:20:33You fucking fool.
00:20:43I don't know.
00:21:16I don't know.
00:21:53I don't know.
00:22:07I'm not going away.
00:22:09You're gonna have to face this.
00:22:11What the hell do you want?
00:22:18Fuck you.
00:22:44Paul!
00:22:47Hey, Paul?
00:22:50Hey, Paul.
00:22:52Paul.
00:22:53It's Paul, right?
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56Sorry, we actually met once before.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Yeah, at the Finch's New Year's party.
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:01My wife's on your team.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:03Amber.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04It's...
00:23:05Clyde.
00:23:06Clyde.
00:23:06All right.
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:08Good to see you.
00:23:09Hey, wait a minute.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11I tried her in her cell a couple of times.
00:23:14She's not picking up.
00:23:16Any idea why?
00:23:18Uh, I don't know.
00:23:20When she left, um, maybe her phone died.
00:23:24She left?
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:28If she left, what the fuck is her car doing right there?
00:23:32You know, um, a couple of them said something about going to grab drinks at the bar or something
00:23:38like that.
00:23:39Which one?
00:23:42There's a ton of bars around here.
00:23:43I don't know.
00:23:44Which bar?
00:23:46Come on, which bar do the whores hang out at?
00:23:48I don't know.
00:23:48Don't act like you don't know.
00:23:50I don't know.
00:23:50Look, buddy, you got a ring on your finger, all right?
00:23:52If that was your wife, what would you want to do?
00:23:54That's between you guys, all right?
00:23:56Get in the car, then.
00:23:57She's gonna bitch out.
00:23:58Drive off, motherfucker.
00:24:00Drive!
00:24:21Carole's right.
00:24:22You are a pussy.
00:24:48I thought you'd run faster.
00:24:50I thought you'd run faster.
00:24:58You can't run away from this, Paul!
00:25:15Just call her.
00:25:19No, don't be so scared.
00:25:21I mean, just in this place, it's not going to be a deal.
00:25:24You have to stop being so neurotic.
00:25:26Well, yeah, just send her a message.
00:25:30So you went to her Facebook?
00:25:30Did you ask to be her friend?
00:25:33What?
00:25:34Everybody is on Facebook these days.
00:25:35It's not like a big deal.
00:25:38No, I swear to God.
00:25:39Just, will you just, oh my gosh, you are being so ridiculous.
00:25:48No, we'll all have a barbecue.
00:25:50It'll be fine.
00:25:51Will you just trust me?
00:25:53You're being ridiculous.
00:25:55No, I, okay, bye.
00:26:00I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, you are.
00:26:30Oh, God. Paul, you scared me. I didn't want to come home.
00:26:34Yeah.
00:26:36They don't want to get you.
00:26:37I don't know if I give you a kiss.
00:26:41Girls, you're sleeping.
00:26:44Still.
00:26:46Paul.
00:26:48Paul, this isn't funny. Come on. Stop.
00:26:51Paul. Paul.
00:26:53Stay right there.
00:26:54Stop it, Paul. Paul, seriously?
00:26:57Stop it. Paul.
00:26:58What are you... Paul! Jesus!
00:27:02What is your problem?
00:27:36Hey, Buckley. Buckley, go to bed. Buckley, go to your bed. Go to your bed. No!
00:27:42Is he bothering you?
00:27:43Hey. Hi. Uh, no, it's just, you know, he's... I'm just trying to work and he's moving around. It's really
00:27:49distracting.
00:27:50Okay, I'll put him in bed with me. Thank you.
00:27:56Are you gonna be much longer?
00:27:58No, not too long.
00:28:02Emma...
00:28:03I'm sorry about earlier.
00:28:05No, no, I should be the one apologizing.
00:28:09I was just... a little crazy.
00:28:13Is everything okay?
00:28:15Yeah. Yeah. Everything's fine.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:21Night.
00:28:22Night.
00:28:22Come on, Buckley.
00:28:24This one is a My Trap.
00:28:28Oh, my God.
00:28:45I'm sorry, I didn't want to leave me.
00:28:45I'm sorry.
00:28:45I was just standing there tomorrow, of course, as long as I was briefly, when I was moving around.
00:28:46I don't know.
00:28:46I don't know if I'm just going to do anything.
00:28:46I don't know, I really want to be a bit of nothing.
00:28:46I've never been out of all of it.
00:28:46I don't know.
00:28:50I've never been in my house with him as long as long as possible.
00:28:58Hey, Carol, it's Malcolm.
00:29:00I'm wondering if you can sneak off after church and meet with me.
00:29:05I need to talk to you.
00:29:06It's really important.
00:29:49I need to talk to you.
00:30:00What I don't get is how you live with yourself.
00:30:08I mean, we're not talking about just fucking up one person.
00:30:12These things affect everything.
00:30:15Family.
00:30:15Family, Paul.
00:30:19Family.
00:30:26Family.
00:30:27Family.
00:30:27Family.
00:30:30Family.
00:30:31Family.
00:30:37Family.
00:30:39Family.
00:30:40Family.
00:30:42Family.
00:30:43Family.
00:30:44Family.
00:30:45Family.
00:30:46Family.
00:30:47Family.
00:30:50Family.
00:30:51Family.
00:30:55I'm getting tired of this, Paul.
00:30:58Maybe I should race you home.
00:31:00You think you can beat me?
00:31:03Wait!
00:31:04Wait!
00:31:06Wait!
00:31:07Oh, now you want to talk.
00:31:11I'm sure we can figure something out.
00:31:13Don't you think it's a little late for that?
00:31:18Somebody's gonna die, Paul!
00:31:20David, please.
00:31:23How about this?
00:31:26You beat me home, I'll let you decide which one of your girls lives.
00:31:30Fuck you.
00:31:44Good.
00:31:46Focus that anger into speed, Paul.
00:31:52Thanks for coming.
00:31:55Thanks for coming.
00:31:57Thanks for coming.
00:31:58Thanks for coming.
00:31:59Thanks for coming.
00:32:00Bless you.
00:32:00Nice to meet you, Evan.
00:32:02Thanks for coming.
00:32:04Thanks for coming.
00:32:07Thanks for coming.
00:32:09Thanks for coming.
00:32:10Bless you.
00:32:11I think I'm gonna go grab the kids.
00:32:32Oh
00:32:32Hey
00:32:34How was Sunday school, huh? It was good. Yeah, what'd you learn?
00:32:39Nothing things about Jesus some things about Jesus and stuff. That's good. That's good
00:32:45All right
00:32:47Hey, you guys, uh
00:32:49You guys want to go wait in the car? I'm gonna go find your mom. Okay. All right. Okay. All
00:32:54right. Oh
00:32:54You turn the heat on if you want to just don't drive off on me. Okay. All right. I
00:33:01Don't know what to do you want to tell him or you want me to I think maybe I think
00:33:06you shot
00:33:06It just doesn't mean that I'm doing it. Thank you so much
00:33:09Hey
00:33:11Hi
00:33:13What's going on?
00:33:15He just told me the saddest news
00:33:19You remember Terry?
00:33:21No. Terry Hadley
00:33:22Tennis Terry. Okay
00:33:25She she has breast cancer
00:33:28Yeah, it's terrible. It's horrible
00:33:32Yeah, she starts them chemo this weekend, so we should probably get our card or what am I saying? I
00:33:40should
00:33:41I should get our card
00:33:44I should go
00:33:45Yes, we still on for noon
00:33:55Noon
00:33:56Where the girls?
00:33:58I'll pull the car out
00:33:59Okay
00:33:59Okay
00:34:24No shit
00:34:26You call it. You call it up to me
00:34:30You call it up to me
00:34:32What are you gonna do now?
00:34:36I'm waiting
00:34:41Come stop me, Paul
00:34:44Let's see if you're mad enough
00:34:47Yeah
00:34:48No, I'm not sure
00:34:52Sure
00:34:53Yeah
00:34:54Uh-huh
00:34:54Who's that?
00:34:55Shh
00:34:56I'm still here
00:34:57Mm-hmm
00:34:58Is that Mike?
00:34:59Honey, that's a play shirt. Can you go change, please?
00:35:02Oh
00:35:03Can you use a glass?
00:35:05I mean
00:35:05Uh, yeah, I'm still here
00:35:08No, did they
00:35:09Did they get the paperwork on that house?
00:35:12That is such good news
00:35:15Yeah, I don't have the paperwork on the other property yet
00:35:18But I
00:35:19I know, she's so aggressive, isn't she?
00:35:23Oh, jeez
00:35:25But no, I guess you have to
00:35:27Be aggressive sometimes
00:35:29To get what you want
00:35:32Yeah
00:35:33Yeah
00:35:33Mom, will you sign this? It's due tomorrow
00:35:35Oh, honey, I said we can't go back later
00:35:37And we did
00:35:38And then we did again
00:35:41Uh-huh
00:35:42So we're gonna see the house that left her at 11, right?
00:35:45Great
00:35:47Okay
00:35:48Can you put your glass in the sink?
00:35:57All right, girls
00:35:58This train is leaving the station
00:36:00You ready to go to school?
00:36:01Yep
00:36:02Who's ready to learn?
00:36:04Me
00:36:04I love you
00:36:07Love you too
00:36:08Hey, have a good day
00:36:11Sly move with a permission slip
00:36:14You saw that?
00:36:15My eyes on the back of my head
00:36:16Yeah
00:36:18Hey
00:36:20Have a good day at work
00:36:24Hey
00:36:28I love you
00:36:30I love you
00:36:31Yeah, love you too
00:36:47I'm not going away
00:36:49You're gonna have to face this
00:37:16You can't run away from this, Paul
00:37:18You can't run away from this, Paul
00:37:32Well, no
00:37:52No
00:37:53No, no
00:37:54No, no
00:37:55No, no
00:37:56I'm god
00:37:57I'm gonna die
00:38:00Hey, hey, hey, I'm trying to help you.
00:38:02I'm trying to help you.
00:38:02No, stop, stop, stop, I'm trying to help you.
00:38:35Carol's cheating on me.
00:38:37I've been telling you forever, you've got to get out there.
00:38:39You say, look at that.
00:38:40I mean, look, out there.
00:38:41It's everything.
00:38:42You need beer in your hand, cigar in the other hand,
00:38:46a little gambling.
00:38:47You need to let loose.
00:38:48You know I'm a lot of things, right?
00:38:53Well, maybe to you, I'm not a lot of things, but, uh,
00:38:57I'm not stupid.
00:38:59I don't know.
00:38:59I mean, that's debatable, I think.
00:39:01I'm being serious.
00:39:02You know what?
00:39:02I know.
00:39:03I know.
00:39:06I know you're being serious.
00:39:08And I also know that your imagination's like a freight train
00:39:11with no brakes.
00:39:12She's fucking something.
00:39:19Maybe it's your next-door neighbor.
00:39:21That's not funny.
00:39:22I mean, listen, I mean, he's...
00:39:24Yeah, I mean, think about it.
00:39:25Single.
00:39:26Handsome.
00:39:27You know what they say.
00:39:29Once you go black, you never go.
00:39:31Would you stop?
00:39:33I'm kidding.
00:39:34Come on, man.
00:39:35I'm joking.
00:39:36You're losing it.
00:39:38She's cheating.
00:39:39You're crazy.
00:39:39She's not cheating on you.
00:39:40I'm not crazy.
00:39:42I was crazy for thinking that she wouldn't.
00:39:46Why do you do this to yourself?
00:39:47I'm losing her.
00:39:49Okay?
00:39:50Oh, my God.
00:39:51Come on.
00:39:54You know what I think?
00:39:55You want...
00:39:56I'm gonna tell you what I think.
00:39:57Frankly, no, no, no, Malcolm.
00:39:58Let me tell you...
00:39:58No.
00:40:00I'm not really interested in what you think.
00:40:04I just need you to look me in the eye and tell me...
00:40:08that you don't think that I, uh, maybe outkicked my coverage on this one.
00:40:14That's a great analogy.
00:40:16Oh, my God.
00:40:17That's really good.
00:40:19I mean, do you...
00:40:19Do you need me to tell you how stupid this looks from where I'm sitting?
00:40:23From once, I need you to shoot me straight.
00:40:28About what, Paul?
00:40:29What, that you're being an idiot?
00:40:31Okay, fine.
00:40:31You got it, pal.
00:40:32You're being a fucking idiot.
00:40:33Yeah.
00:40:34Okay.
00:40:36You...
00:40:36You and I are friends, though, right?
00:40:38Now, are we friends?
00:40:41Yes, Paul, we're friends.
00:40:43And you're endearing, moronic, self-loathing, manic asses on full display.
00:40:48But that's why people love you, right?
00:40:50Why are you getting so defensive?
00:40:52Defensive.
00:40:53I'm being defensive.
00:40:54Come on.
00:40:54Seriously, why, if we're friends, can we not just have a frank conversation?
00:40:59First of all, someone has to be offensive for the other one to be defensive.
00:41:03I'm not being defensive because I'm not offended.
00:41:06This, this fucking attitude right now, it's irritating.
00:41:10Okay?
00:41:11I'm irritated.
00:41:12I'm perturbed.
00:41:13It's illogical.
00:41:14Illogical?
00:41:15Yeah.
00:41:15This is...
00:41:16It's not illogical.
00:41:18If it's not the planes leaving vapor trails in the sky, it's the...
00:41:21The fucking, you know, the cameras on the street corners.
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:27What do you want to hear?
00:41:28What do you want to hear?
00:41:29That your wife's hot?
00:41:30I'll tell you, she's hot.
00:41:31Everybody thinks Carol's hot.
00:41:34Deal with it.
00:41:35Be a man.
00:41:39You know what your problem is?
00:41:41No, but I'm sure you're gonna tell me.
00:41:42I will.
00:41:43It's up here.
00:41:46Circling and circling.
00:41:48You're letting it just destroy ya.
00:41:50That's interesting.
00:41:53What?
00:41:57You never even ask me why I think she's cheating on me.
00:42:03Yeah, you're right.
00:42:04You're right, buddy.
00:42:08I'm done.
00:42:09I'm done.
00:42:12I'm done.
00:42:13I'm done.
00:42:15I'm done.
00:42:20You're right.
00:42:30You're right, buddy.
00:42:31You're right, man.
00:42:31Oh, God.
00:42:32No.
00:42:33No.
00:42:34Hey.
00:42:36Hey.
00:42:37Oh, Jesus.
00:42:38Jesus.
00:42:42Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me? I'm in trouble, please. Hello?
00:43:19Hurry up, man. We gotta go. Hey, you didn't have to pay for lunch. No problem. What's up,
00:43:25Big Joe? See you out on the course? You're dodging me. You're dodging me. But you didn't.
00:43:33Seriously, you have to pay for all of it. No problem. You should've eaten it. You ruined my lunch.
00:43:39Sorry. Come on.
00:43:46How much horsepower does this thing even have? I don't know. However many horsepower it takes to be this cool.
00:44:26Amber is nice. You said it. She's very nice. And you know what? I handed it to Gunplay.
00:44:33Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Amazing.
00:44:37Hello? Hi. Close your mouth. Close your mouth.
00:44:43Hey.
00:44:45You really charmed the pants off her.
00:44:49I hear you are.
00:44:51I got your text. Everything okay?
00:44:54He just told me to grab you as soon as you got here.
00:44:56Okay.
00:45:00Hey.
00:45:06Look, Paul, you don't need to tell me what's going on.
00:45:09I'm not being offensive because I'm not offended.
00:45:11But this, this fucking attitude right now, it's irritating.
00:45:14You have the same vision?
00:45:16I'm irritated.
00:45:16I wanted to go.
00:45:17I'm irritated.
00:45:17I'm deterred.
00:45:18I'm deterred.
00:45:19I'm deterred.
00:45:19I'm deterred.
00:45:22I'm deterred.
00:45:23I love you.
00:45:24I'm deterred, I'm deterred.
00:45:26I love you.
00:45:28This is how many people leave in vapor trails.
00:45:32Chains.
00:45:33The fucking, you know, the cameras on the street corner.
00:45:37What do you want to hear?
00:45:37I'm not going to fall behind.
00:45:39I'm not being hot.
00:45:40I'll tell you.
00:45:41That's why I gotta make the hard decision.
00:45:42I'm not being hot.
00:45:43This girl's hot.
00:45:44I'm fine.
00:45:44I'm not being hot.
00:45:45I'll tell you, she's hot.
00:45:47Everybody knows.
00:45:48Everybody knows.
00:45:48Carole's hot.
00:45:49You're man.
00:45:55Can I be the one to tell him?
00:46:17Hey! Right here! Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:46:20Stop!
00:46:45Get out of the fucking car!
00:46:47Stop!
00:47:01Stop!
00:47:03Stop!
00:47:07Stop!
00:47:11Stop!
00:47:22Wake me up
00:47:42Stop!
00:47:53Stop!
00:47:57Stop!
00:48:29See anything you like?
00:48:31Excuse me?
00:48:35What you doing, buddy?
00:48:40Sitting.
00:48:42Oh, yeah?
00:48:43Lots of places to do that.
00:48:48That's true.
00:48:49Maybe you could do it somewhere else.
00:48:52What?
00:48:52Sit?
00:48:55Sit, whatever.
00:48:57This is a public park.
00:48:59It sure is, with lots of kids.
00:49:01And?
00:49:02And I think maybe you should go.
00:49:04You're serious.
00:49:06As a heart attack.
00:49:10You're kidding.
00:49:12I'll walk you to...
00:49:13Fuck that.
00:49:14I have as much right to be here as you do.
00:49:17That's, uh...
00:49:18Actually, yes, it is.
00:49:19According to the law, yes.
00:49:26Fucking asshole.
00:49:30Fucking asshole.
00:49:34Anyhow you need to go...
00:49:49You're no...
00:49:50You're...
00:49:52I'm sorry.
00:49:55You're...
00:49:56You're...
00:50:06Do it!
00:50:07Come on, shoot!
00:50:08Shoot the fucking gun!
00:50:10Cop killer!
00:50:11Come on, shoot it!
00:50:14Shoot it, you pussy!
00:50:16Shoot the fucking gun!
00:50:18Shoot it!
00:50:19Shoot it!
00:50:20Shoot the fucking gun!
00:50:22Shoot, Paul!
00:50:24Shoot the fucking gun!
00:50:27Let's end this now!
00:50:35You're drinking, Paul. I can see it.
00:50:42Let's get this over with.
00:50:45I'm done! I'm ready!
00:50:49Are you sure?
00:50:51I'm ready!
00:50:52It's not that easy!
00:51:00I'm done.
00:51:03Just get it over with.
00:51:15I'm gonna have a party. Bleeding them fucking dry.
00:51:19And I'll cut your fucking guts out.
00:51:22And I'll strangle you with them!
00:51:23Help!
00:51:27You're home.
00:51:30Hey.
00:51:42Where are the girls?
00:51:44I had my mom pick them up.
00:51:49Did we have plans?
00:51:50Did you eat already?
00:51:53I'm not really hungry.
00:51:57How, um...
00:51:58How was your day?
00:52:02I've had better.
00:52:10You know, this works a lot easier when you just rip the bandaid off all at once.
00:52:14Excuse me?
00:52:15Don't condescend me.
00:52:16I'm not.
00:52:18Then do it.
00:52:19I don't understand.
00:52:20I don't understand what you're talking about.
00:52:21What's there to understand?
00:52:23Polish...
00:52:24Let's not fight.
00:52:28You wanna tell me, uh...
00:52:30Why the girls are at your mom's house?
00:52:32Excuse me for thinking that we should have some alone time together.
00:52:35Don't fucking pity me, Carol.
00:52:45It's not your, your fault.
00:52:52It's not my fault.
00:53:24Here on board.
00:53:29You wanna guess your help?
00:53:30Please, let me just do it.
00:53:30I'll sit there...
00:53:33No.
00:53:35I'm gonna get a good boy.
00:53:36I'm not even married.
00:53:36You're not married.
00:53:36No.
00:53:36No.
00:53:36I'm not married.
00:53:37No.
00:54:13Mary!
00:54:15Mary!
00:54:17Mary!
00:54:18Mary!
00:54:19Mary, let me in!
00:54:23Paul?
00:54:23Come on!
00:54:24Paul?
00:54:25Jesus, what are you doing?
00:54:28Hold on, hold on.
00:54:30Mary, let me in.
00:54:31Mary, I'm in danger.
00:54:32You're in danger.
00:54:33It's not safe.
00:54:34I have to turn off the alarm.
00:54:35No, fuck the alarm.
00:54:36Just open the damn door.
00:54:37Maybe I should call Carol.
00:54:38No, don't call Carol.
00:54:39Just open the fucking door.
00:54:41How dare you?
00:54:42Come here.
00:54:43Talk to me that way.
00:54:44No!
00:54:44No!
00:54:54Mary!
00:54:54Mary!
00:54:55Oh my God!
00:54:56The door.
00:54:56Oh my God!
00:54:57Oh my God!
00:54:57Oh my God!
00:54:57It's okay!
00:54:58It's okay!
00:54:59I've got you!
00:55:00Shh!
00:55:00Hey!
00:55:01Hey!
00:55:01I've got you!
00:55:02It's okay!
00:55:03It's okay!
00:55:04Come here!
00:55:04Come here!
00:55:06Hey!
00:55:06Hey!
00:55:07Oh my God!
00:55:11It's okay!
00:55:12Oh.
00:55:13God!
00:55:21It's not what it looks like, it's not what it looks like.
00:55:23What did you do, man? What did you do?
00:55:25Frank, help! Hit him, Frank!
00:55:27I got him, hit him!
00:55:28Oh shit, Mary!
00:55:30Oh god!
00:55:31Frank, help!
00:55:32Frank!
00:55:39Mary!
00:55:40Yeah!
00:55:40Just back off!
00:55:41Just back off!
00:55:43Just back the fuck off!
00:55:46What did you do?
00:56:18No stick!
00:56:24I got it.
00:56:40No some food.
00:57:04Motherfucker!
00:57:38Look, Paul, you don't need to tell me how much you'd rent to this company.
00:57:41I mean, I know perfectly well you came to the door than nine years ago.
00:57:46You're on the same page, you knew where we wanted to take things,
00:57:51and there was never a moment where I felt you gave less than your all to this, okay?
00:57:55I know the kind of hours you put into this.
00:58:01But after nine years, I mean, this business evolves, it changes, it moves on,
00:58:07and I gotta stay with that.
00:58:10That's why I had to make the hard decision.
00:58:19Can I be the one to tell him?
00:58:26He knows.
00:58:27He knows.
00:58:32Of course he knows.
00:58:37It was his call.
00:58:41It was his call.
00:58:49At the end of the day, he had to, Paul.
00:58:53Right.
00:58:57I'll be way better off, right?
00:59:04Look, I understand you being upset.
00:59:14Lainey's packing up your things right now.
00:59:16Are you kidding me?
00:59:18Barry, I've known you for nine years.
00:59:20We've worked together for nine years.
00:59:21Your wife is friends with my wife.
00:59:24Let's not make this any harder than it already is.
00:59:54No.
01:00:22You're lucky.
01:00:24Totally Maya.
01:00:24That's what she still learned.
01:00:30Adam 1 Dispatch, we got a female victim down to the living room.
01:01:15What is your problem?
01:01:17Carol's cheating on me.
01:01:20It's okay.
01:01:21What are you doing?
01:01:22You're going to get yourself run over at you.
01:01:37You're going to get yourself run over at you.
01:01:54You're going to get yourself run over at you.
01:02:01You're going to get yourself run over at you.
01:02:05You're going to get yourself run over at you.
01:02:06Is everything alright?
01:02:09You alright?
01:02:14You lost?
01:02:17Hey buddy.
01:02:19Hey.
01:02:26You look like you're lost.
01:02:29I think.
01:02:35What are you doing?
01:02:37What are you doing?
01:02:39So you need me to make a phone call or anything?
01:02:45Do you know what's happening?
01:02:50You're going to protect them, right?
01:02:52Are you listening to me, Paul?
01:02:55I'm trying to help you, man, if you've got to listen to me, buddy.
01:02:58Paul?
01:03:00Paul?
01:03:01Paul?
01:03:01Hello?
01:03:03Hello?
01:03:06Hello?
01:03:09Oh, man.
01:03:11Are you done?
01:03:12Did you give up?
01:03:14He tried to help you.
01:03:17Paul?
01:03:19Paul?
01:03:21No.
01:03:32Wake up!
01:03:51Come on.
01:04:31Let's get started.
01:04:53Mary!
01:04:56Mary!
01:04:57Mary!
01:04:58Mary!
01:04:59Mary!
01:04:59Mary, let me in.
01:05:03Hello?
01:05:03Come on.
01:05:08Hold on.
01:05:09Hold on.
01:05:09Mary, let me in.
01:05:11Mary, I'm in danger.
01:05:12You're in danger.
01:05:13It's not safe.
01:05:13I have to turn off the alarm.
01:05:15No, fuck the alarm.
01:05:16Just open the damn door.
01:05:17You guys can fuck out.
01:05:27Liar, let me in.
01:05:35No.
01:05:37No!
01:05:37No!
01:05:37No!
01:05:39No!
01:05:40Oh, my God.
01:05:41Oh, my God.
01:06:12Oh, my God.
01:06:15Oh, my God.
01:06:17Oh, my God.
01:06:20Oh, my God.
01:06:21God!
01:06:22God!
01:06:26God!
01:06:28God!
01:06:28God!
01:06:46Wake up.
01:06:53Wake up.
01:06:59Wake up.
01:07:02Wake up!
01:07:06Lay the fuck down.
01:07:08God!
01:07:09What the fuck?
01:07:10Oh, my God!
01:07:12Shut the fuck up!
01:07:14Paul, what are you doing?
01:07:15You thought you could fuck my wife?
01:07:18And just get away with it?
01:07:20What is he talking about?
01:07:22What?
01:07:23Take away my life.
01:07:25My job.
01:07:27Destroy everything.
01:07:30What is he talking about?
01:07:31What are you talking about?
01:07:33You don't think I know what was going on?
01:07:34No, what?
01:07:34What are you talking about?
01:07:37Take it.
01:07:39Take what?
01:07:43Hit her with the fucking bat.
01:07:46Hit her with the fucking bat.
01:07:46What the fuck?
01:07:47Hit her with the bat.
01:07:48Hit her with the fucking bat.
01:07:50Hit her with the fucking bat.
01:07:50Paul, make a mistake.
01:07:54I corrected a mistake.
01:07:57Well, almost.
01:07:58It's high for an high time.
01:08:00Listen to me, man.
01:08:16You're a liar.
01:08:20I'm not.
01:08:21I'm not.
01:08:26You're a liar.
01:08:30I'm not.
01:08:31I'm not a liar.
01:08:31Hit her with the fucking bat.
01:08:33Hit her with the fucking bat.
01:08:33No, listen to me.
01:08:34You got me fired.
01:08:35You fucked my wife.
01:08:37I didn't fuck your wife.
01:08:39Whatever you think, you're wrong, man.
01:08:41Nothing happened.
01:08:42I swear to God.
01:08:44Put the gun down, Paul.
01:08:47I swear to God I didn't fuck your wife.
01:08:49Nothing happened.
01:08:50Nothing's ever happened.
01:08:52I never touched her.
01:08:54Please, believe me.
01:08:55Believe him.
01:08:56This...
01:08:57No.
01:08:58Paul, man.
01:08:59What's going on, man?
01:09:00Talk to me.
01:09:01No.
01:09:02No.
01:09:03No.
01:09:03No.
01:09:04Hit her with the fucking bat.
01:09:06Now!
01:09:07You fucking hit her!
01:09:08You fucking hit her now!
01:09:10I can make this better.
01:09:11Okay?
01:09:12This all can go away.
01:09:13I don't think you wanna do this.
01:09:15You don't wanna do this.
01:09:16Hit her with the fucking bat.
01:09:16I'm not gonna hit her.
01:09:17Hit her with the fucking bat.
01:09:18I'm not gonna fucking hit her, man.
01:09:19Give me the bat.
01:09:21No.
01:09:22No.
01:09:23Malcolm.
01:09:25Give me the fucking bat.
01:09:26What the fuck are you doing?
01:09:27I need to do this!
01:09:28Give me the fucking bat!
01:09:30Give me the fucking bat!
01:09:32Give me the fucking bat!
01:09:37What are you doing?
01:09:38What are you doing?
01:09:39What are you doing?
01:09:41Paul.
01:09:42Oh my God.
01:09:44Paul!
01:09:44Oh no!
01:09:44Paul!
01:09:45Well, hello!
01:09:52Well, hello
01:09:54Well, hello
01:10:02I'd like to meet you
01:10:06I'd like you to go and invite it
01:10:25Well, hello
01:10:27Well, hello
01:10:39Yeah, hello
01:10:42It's nice to meet you
01:10:48We're so glad you made it
01:10:53Hello, hello
01:10:55Hello, hello
01:10:59Hello, hello
01:11:04Hello, hello
01:11:05Hello
01:11:12Hello
01:11:13Hello
01:11:41Hello
01:11:42Hello
01:11:48Hello
01:11:50Hello
01:11:51Hello
01:11:51Hello
01:11:51Hello
01:11:53Hello
01:11:54Hello
01:11:54Hello
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