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00:00:07get out what get out that we're like we're like five miles from home it's
00:00:16raining the church is your home now so you get rid of your affliction
00:00:24you're seriously kicking me out because i'm gay dad what about school what the church has a school
00:00:32program which you will attend and if you want to come home you better hope they cure you
00:00:38now out the new priest is expecting
00:00:52i told my dad i was gay and in less than 24 hours he dumped me at this church for
00:00:56what conversion camp
00:01:02fuck this i'm 18 i'm gonna find my own way out of this town
00:01:15ah you lost a stupid trying to get out of this town as fast as possible
00:01:22this alley is a fairy free zone
00:01:25your kind ain't welcome here it's great because i don't want to be here either
00:01:31nah you can't leave that easy we've got a reputation on school switchblade
00:01:40hey please please i'm gonna enjoy making you bleed homo stop please
00:01:50step away from him
00:01:53did my priest just save me father alexander we weren't you have 10 seconds till you
00:02:0210 9 8
00:02:16you're theomartin yes yes and you're the new head priest at sacred heart which means you're my
00:02:24responsibility let's go no i'm not going anywhere near that fucking church we're not having this
00:02:33discussion in the ring so either you come with me now willingly or i make you your choice
00:02:52what uh priests are like normally old and gray and they don't usually look like you
00:03:06and what do i look like i don't i don't know
00:03:13of course you do or you wouldn't have said anything say it
00:03:17well like like you you're young you're like you know you're 21 or 22 and that's like that's too young
00:03:23to be a priest you're hot i mean like someone that hot they don't be a priest they're like a
00:03:30model or
00:03:30an actor being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest control yourself theo you cannot be eye
00:03:41fucking your new priest god he's the hottest man i've ever seen what did you just say
00:03:50uh i said you're the wettest man i've ever seen right well then join me off
00:04:01you want me to try you off don't make me repeat myself
00:04:23stop is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him
00:04:27or because he's feeling the tension between us i'll take it from here he just doesn't want a gay
00:04:34guy touching him got it
00:04:40look i don't want you here well that's good because i don't want to be here either so we're on
00:04:46the same
00:04:46page but your father sits on the parish council and my future here depends on his recommendation
00:04:53so what's your big plan you're gonna make me pray the gay away do you think that'll work you have
00:04:59got to be fucking kidding me i am not doing this all right this whole town it's bigoted and oppressive
00:05:05and it all stems from this fucking church you don't know me all right and you don't know how i
00:05:10run this
00:05:11church yeah and i don't want to i just want out of all of this yeah well it doesn't matter
00:05:15what you
00:05:15want and your father's made it sufficiently clear what you are to me and what is that father
00:05:24my personal altar boy
00:05:31aren't altar boys children last time i checked being 18 makes you an adult
00:05:40even though you don't act like one oh so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours
00:05:46then
00:05:46got it you know what nothing is going to happen like that between us i'm not like that being
00:05:53married to god is the straightest thing in the world my faith may be a joke to you but it's
00:06:00my life
00:06:02okay
00:06:07and this this is the house of god my house and while you're here you will respect that
00:06:16now get changed and meet me in the chapel okay there are people out there waiting for me to help
00:06:23them while i've been saving you
00:06:32he may be hot but he's a great a-asshole
00:06:38so i have to pretend to give this a shot
00:06:53i've asked god to take away my sinful thoughts but they still plague me father
00:07:00how may i help you with this sister i need you to help me act on them
00:07:10maybe if i act on them the urge will disappear i won't feel so hot every time i look at
00:07:17you
00:07:19i'm sorry sister but i'm afraid giving into your sins only fuels them instead just
00:07:25do five hail marys and let god console you damn i got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him
00:07:32down with a towel there's no way that father alexander is gay
00:07:48theo eavesdropping especially upon the desires of others is a sin
00:07:52well i am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse
00:07:57oh by the way just little tip for you all those women they don't want your help they just want
00:08:05your
00:08:05dick you will respect the church while you are here i'm just being honest lying's a sin is it not
00:08:12you're right your turn for what to confess your sins altar boy hey hey hey
00:08:22i'm so sorry to do this to all of you but it appears our confessional hours have shifted to sunday
00:08:28so please come back and i'll give each of you ample time
00:08:38may god who has enlightened every heart help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy father
00:08:45please forgive me for i have sinned it's been three days since i last touched myself i've been a
00:08:54bad bad boy you know theo if you took this seriously you might actually find it useful
00:08:59why should i take any of this seriously your father sent you here to bolster your faith no
00:09:04my dad sent me here because i'm gay if you expect me to say that being gay is a sin
00:09:09you can forget it
00:09:10theo i'm not moralizing your sexuality all right i i'm not that kind of priest
00:09:21what kind of priest are you
00:09:25one who wants to understand
00:09:29tell me theo what thoughts led you to believe you you wanted to lie with other men you talk about
00:09:36this like it's just a sex thing i mean is it not no i i've never even been with another
00:09:43man but i still
00:09:43know that i'm gay
00:09:49how it's like it's the attraction to other men like when i first saw you
00:09:59go on
00:10:03you can't be serious i
00:10:08i am
00:10:10all right i want to understand why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay
00:10:17unless he might be gay i feel i i i get that it's it's hard to talk about but if
00:10:26i'm gonna help you
00:10:27i need to hear it from you that's why you want to help of course i mean why else would
00:10:34i want to know
00:10:35so this is part of him trying to cure me fine if he thinks being gay makes me some depraved
00:10:41freak then that's what i'll show him when i first see a man the first thing i notice is his
00:10:48eyes
00:10:50if he smells good i would feel to have his arms wrapped around me
00:11:01that's just the initial attraction the next layer is more intense
00:11:10or feral
00:11:19go on
00:11:26i think about ripping off your priest collar
00:11:30about you kissing me touching me
00:11:36your tongue on my jaw on my neck
00:11:42you think about you taking me into the chapel
00:11:45bending me over the altar and telling me to worship you
00:11:52do you want me to worship you
00:11:59father alexander
00:12:03you still there
00:12:08it's like i won this little game
00:12:11wait what get your hands off me do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith
00:12:16i am not making a mockery of your faith i'm making a mockery of you
00:12:23fine mock me all you want but the more you disrespect the house of god the more i'll add to
00:12:28your punishment
00:12:29punishment
00:12:29punishment seven hail marys put out all the candles and polish all the brass
00:12:36there is like a hundred candlesticks in here that'll take me hours exactly
00:12:41now you better get started when you're finished your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory
00:12:46don't miss anything i will know
00:12:51how can a priest be such an arrogant asshole
00:12:56and hot
00:13:03oh
00:13:03oh
00:13:04where did father alexander say my room was again
00:13:09Oh, father, please forgive me for the desires I'm harboring in my soul, for the carnal thoughts in my mind,
00:13:19for the feral need.
00:13:28The next layer is more intense. It's more feral.
00:13:35Could father Alexander be really praying over how I made him feel?
00:13:40I've never quite felt a pull like this. God, it makes me feel hot.
00:13:49And Theo, hearing him on the other side of the confessional,
00:13:59knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do...
00:14:04I mean, it almost...
00:14:06It almost...
00:14:08It almost makes me think he needs another reminder that eavesdropping is a sin.
00:14:19Hear anything interesting, Theo?
00:14:22How did you know I was there?
00:14:24I heard your footsteps approaching before you even got to my door.
00:14:28You threw such a fit when I teased you in there, but what, it's okay that you do the exact
00:14:31same thing?
00:14:32Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson, Theo.
00:14:38That's bullshit. You were airing your deep, dark, hidden desires, and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
00:14:44I'm a priest. We don't have desires.
00:14:48Everybody has desires.
00:14:50You're just repressing yours and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
00:14:53You think you have me figured out, don't you?
00:14:56You are just like every other bigot in this town, hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
00:15:01It's not hard.
00:15:02Right.
00:15:04Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
00:15:11Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
00:15:23Get out.
00:15:25What?
00:15:26Get out!
00:15:28Dad, we're like five miles from home. It's raining.
00:15:32The church is your home now, until you get rid of your affliction.
00:15:39You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:15:45Dad, what about school?
00:15:46The church has a school program, which you will attend.
00:15:50And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:15:54Now out. The new priest is expecting you.
00:16:07I told my dad I was gay, and in less than 24 hours, he dumped me at this church for
00:16:11what?
00:16:12Conversion camp?
00:16:18I'm 18. I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:16:29Ah!
00:16:30Hey!
00:16:31Hey, come on!
00:16:31You lost a stupid...
00:16:33I'm just trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:16:38This alley is a ferry-free zone.
00:16:41You're kind ain't welcome here.
00:16:43It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:16:47You can't leave that easy.
00:16:48We've got a reputation on school.
00:16:51Switchblade.
00:16:54Hey!
00:16:56Please, please!
00:16:57I'm going to enjoy making you bleed, homo.
00:16:59Stop!
00:16:59Please!
00:17:05Step away from him!
00:17:08Did my priest just save me?
00:17:11Father Alexander!
00:17:13We weren't-
00:17:14You have ten seconds to leave.
00:17:17Ten.
00:17:18Nine.
00:17:20Eight.
00:17:31You're Theo Martin, yes?
00:17:33Yes.
00:17:35And you're-
00:17:36The new head priest at Sacred Heart.
00:17:38Which means you're my responsibility.
00:17:40Let's go.
00:17:42No!
00:17:43I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church!
00:17:47We're not having this discussion in the ring.
00:17:49So either you come with me now, willingly, or I make you.
00:17:53Your choice.
00:18:07What?
00:18:10Priests are like, normally old and gray.
00:18:15And?
00:18:15They don't usually look like you.
00:18:21And what do I look like?
00:18:24I don't- I don't know.
00:18:29Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:18:31Say it.
00:18:33Well, like, like, you're young.
00:18:35You're like, you know, you're twenty-one or twenty-two.
00:18:37And that's, like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:18:41You're hot.
00:18:42I mean, like, someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
00:18:45They're like a model or an actor.
00:18:50Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:18:54Control yourself, Theo.
00:18:55You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:18:58God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:19:01What'd you just say?
00:19:05Uh, I said you're the wettest man I've ever seen.
00:19:09Right.
00:19:12Well, then dry me off.
00:19:16You want me to dry you off?
00:19:20Don't make me repeat myself.
00:19:37Stop.
00:19:38Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
00:19:42Or because he's feeling the tension between us?
00:19:45I'll take it from here.
00:19:48He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:19:50Got it.
00:19:54Look.
00:19:56I don't want you here.
00:19:58Well, that's good.
00:19:59Because I don't want to be here either, so we're on the same page.
00:20:02But your father sits on the parish council.
00:20:06And my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:20:09So what's your big plan?
00:20:11You're gonna make me pray the gay away?
00:20:13Do you think that'll work?
00:20:14You have got to be fucking kidding me.
00:20:16I am not doing this, all right?
00:20:18This whole town, it's bigoted and oppressive and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:20:22You don't know me, all right?
00:20:25And you don't know how I run this church.
00:20:26Yeah, and I don't want to.
00:20:28I just want out of all of this.
00:20:30Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
00:20:32And your father's made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
00:20:35And what is that, father?
00:20:39My personal altar boy.
00:20:47Aren't altar boys children?
00:20:49Last time I checked, being 18 makes you an adult.
00:20:55Even though you don't act like one.
00:20:57Oh, so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then.
00:21:01Got it.
00:21:03You know what?
00:21:04Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:21:06I'm not like that.
00:21:08Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
00:21:12My faith may be a joke to you, but it's my life.
00:21:18Okay?
00:21:22And this, this is the house of God, my house.
00:21:27And while you're here, you will respect that.
00:21:31Now, get changed and meet me in the chapel.
00:21:35Okay?
00:21:36There are people out there waiting for me to help them while I've been saving you.
00:21:47He may be hot, but he's a fucking grade A asshole.
00:21:53So I have to pretend to give this a shot.
00:22:08I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, father.
00:22:16How may I help you with this, sister?
00:22:18I need you to help me act on them.
00:22:26Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
00:22:30I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:22:34I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving into your sins only fuels them.
00:22:39Instead, just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
00:22:44Damn.
00:22:45I got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:22:49There's no way that father Alexander is gay.
00:23:04Theo, eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
00:23:08Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
00:23:13Oh, by the way, just a little tip for you.
00:23:16All those women, they don't want your help.
00:23:19They just want your dick.
00:23:22You will respect the church while you are here.
00:23:25I'm just being honest.
00:23:26Lying's a sin, is it not?
00:23:27You're right. Your turn.
00:23:30For what?
00:23:31To confess your sins, altar boy.
00:23:33Hey, hey, ho!
00:23:37I'm so sorry to do this to all of you, but it appears our confessional hours have shifted to Sunday.
00:23:44So, please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
00:23:53May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
00:23:59Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned.
00:24:04It's been three days since I last touched myself.
00:24:08I've been a bad, bad boy.
00:24:11You know, Theo, if you took this seriously, you might actually find it useful.
00:24:15Why should I take any of this seriously?
00:24:17Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
00:24:20No, my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
00:24:22If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin, you can forget it.
00:24:25Theo, I'm not moralizing your sexuality, all right?
00:24:30I'm not that kind of priest.
00:24:36What kind of priest are you?
00:24:40One who wants to understand.
00:24:44Tell me, Theo, what thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
00:24:51You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
00:24:53I mean, is it not?
00:24:54No, I've never even been with another man, but I still know that I'm gay.
00:25:04How?
00:25:05It's like, it's the attraction to other men like when I first saw you.
00:25:14Go on.
00:25:19You can't be serious.
00:25:23I am.
00:25:25I want to understand.
00:25:27Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
00:25:33Unless he might be gay?
00:25:35Theo, I get that it's hard to talk about.
00:25:40But if I'm going to help you, I need to hear it from your own.
00:25:44That's why you want to help.
00:25:46Of course.
00:25:48Well, why else would I want to know?
00:25:50So this is part of him trying to cure me.
00:25:52Fine.
00:25:53If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak, then that's what I'll show him.
00:26:00When I first see a man, the first thing I notice is his eyes.
00:26:05If he smells good, I would feel to have his arms wrapped around me.
00:26:16That's just the initial attraction.
00:26:19The next layer is more intense.
00:26:23It's more feral.
00:26:36I think about ripping off your priest collar.
00:26:46I think about you kissing me, touching me, your tongue on my jaw, on my neck.
00:26:56I think about you taking me into the chapel, bending me over the altar and telling me to worship you.
00:27:08Do you want me to worship you?
00:27:15Father Alexander?
00:27:18You still there?
00:27:23It's like I won this little game.
00:27:26Wait, wait, get your hands off me!
00:27:29Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
00:27:31I am not making a mockery of your faith. I'm making a mockery of you!
00:27:38Fine.
00:27:39Mock me all you want.
00:27:40But the more you disrespect the house of God, the more I'll add to your punishment.
00:27:44Punishment?
00:27:46Seven Hail Marys.
00:27:48Put out all the candles and polish all the brass.
00:27:52There is like a hundred candlesticks in here that'll take me hours.
00:27:55Exactly. Now you better get started.
00:27:59When you're finished, your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
00:28:01Don't miss anything. I will know.
00:28:07How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
00:28:11And hot.
00:28:18Oh, shit. Where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
00:28:24Oh, Father.
00:28:26Please forgive me for the desires I'm harboring in my soul.
00:28:32For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
00:28:40For the feral need.
00:28:43The next layer is more intense. It's more feral.
00:28:51Could Father Alexander be really praying over how I made him feel?
00:28:55I've never quite felt a pull like this.
00:28:58God.
00:28:59It makes me feel...
00:29:02Hot.
00:29:05And Theo.
00:29:10Hearing him on the other side of the confessional.
00:29:15Knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do.
00:29:19I mean, it almost...
00:29:21It almost...
00:29:23It almost makes me think he needs another reminder that eavesdropping is a sin.
00:29:34Hear anything interesting, Theo?
00:29:37How did you know I was there?
00:29:40I heard your footsteps approaching before you even got to my door.
00:29:43You threw such a fit when I teased you in there, but what, it's okay that you do the exact
00:29:46same thing?
00:29:48Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson, Theo.
00:29:54That's bullshit.
00:29:55You were airing your deep, dark, hidden desires and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
00:30:00I'm a priest.
00:30:01We don't have desires.
00:30:03Everybody has desires.
00:30:05You're just repressing yours and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
00:30:08You think you have me figured out, don't you?
00:30:11You are just like every other bigot in this town, hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
00:30:16It's not hard.
00:30:17Right.
00:30:19Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
00:30:27Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
00:30:38Get out.
00:30:40What?
00:30:41Get out!
00:30:43Dad, we're like, we're like five miles from home.
00:30:46It's raining.
00:30:48The church is your home now.
00:30:50So you get rid of your affliction.
00:30:55You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:31:00Dad, what about school?
00:31:02The church has a school program, which you will attend.
00:31:05And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:31:09Now out.
00:31:10The new priest is expecting me.
00:31:22I told my dad I was gay and in less than 24 hours he dumped me at this church for
00:31:27what?
00:31:28Conversion camp?
00:31:32Fuck this.
00:31:34I'm 18.
00:31:34I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:31:44Ah!
00:31:45Wait!
00:31:47Lost or stupid?
00:31:48Trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:31:53This alley is a ferry-free zone.
00:31:56Your kind ain't welcome here.
00:31:58It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:32:02You can't leave that easy.
00:32:04We've got a reputation on school.
00:32:06Switchblade.
00:32:10Hey!
00:32:11Please, please.
00:32:12I'm going to enjoy making you bleed, homo.
00:32:14Stop, please!
00:32:21Step away from him!
00:32:24Did my priest just save me?
00:32:27Father Alexander!
00:32:29We weren't-
00:32:30You have ten seconds to leave.
00:32:32Ten.
00:32:34Nine.
00:32:35Eight.
00:32:46You're Theo Martin, yes?
00:32:49Yes.
00:32:51And you're-
00:32:52The new head priest at Sacred Heart.
00:32:53Which means you're my responsibility.
00:32:56Let's go.
00:32:58No.
00:32:59I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:33:02We're not having this discussion in the ring.
00:33:05So either you come with me now willingly, or I make you.
00:33:08Your choice.
00:33:22What?
00:33:25Priests are like, normally old and gray.
00:33:30And?
00:33:31They don't usually look like you.
00:33:37And what do I look like?
00:33:40I don't-
00:33:41I don't know.
00:33:44Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:33:46Say it.
00:33:48Well, like, like, you're young.
00:33:51You're like, you know, you're 21 or 22, and that's like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:33:57You're hot.
00:33:57I mean, like, someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
00:34:00They're like a model or an actor.
00:34:05Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:34:09Control yourself, Theo.
00:34:11You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:34:14God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:34:16What'd you just say?
00:34:21Uh, I said you're the wettest man I've ever seen.
00:34:25Right.
00:34:27Well, then join me off.
00:34:32You want me to try you off.
00:34:35Don't make me repeat myself.
00:34:53Stop.
00:34:54Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
00:34:57Or because he's feeling the tension between us?
00:35:01I'll take it from here.
00:35:03He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:35:06Got it.
00:35:11Look, I don't want you here.
00:35:13Well, that's good.
00:35:15Because I don't want to be here either, so we're on the same page.
00:35:18But your father sits on the parish council, and my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:35:24So what's your big plan?
00:35:26You're going to make me pray the gay away?
00:35:28Do you think that'll work?
00:35:29You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:35:32I am not doing this, all right?
00:35:34This whole town, it's bigoted and oppressive, and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:35:38You don't know me, all right?
00:35:40And you don't know how I run this church.
00:35:42Yeah, and I don't want to.
00:35:43I just want out of all of this.
00:35:45Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
00:35:47And your father's made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
00:35:50And what is that, father?
00:35:54My personal altar boy.
00:36:02Aren't altar boys children?
00:36:04Last time I checked, being 18 makes you an adult.
00:36:10Even though you don't act like one.
00:36:13Oh, so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then.
00:36:17Got it.
00:36:18You know what?
00:36:19Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:36:21I'm not like that.
00:36:23Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
00:36:28My faith may be a joke to you, but it's my life.
00:36:33Okay?
00:36:38And this, this is the house of God.
00:36:41My house.
00:36:43And while you're here, you will respect that.
00:36:46Now, get changed and meet me in the chapel.
00:36:51Okay?
00:36:52There are people out there waiting for me to help them while I've been saving you.
00:37:02He may be hot, but he's a fucking grade A asshole.
00:37:23I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, father.
00:37:31How may I help you with this, sister?
00:37:33I need you to help me act on them.
00:37:41Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
00:37:45I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:37:49I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving into your sins only fuels them.
00:37:55Instead, just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
00:38:00Damn.
00:38:01I got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:38:04There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
00:38:07I got a bigger reaction from the priest.
00:38:18Theo, eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
00:38:23Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
00:38:28Oh, by the way, just a little tip for you.
00:38:31All those women, they don't want your help.
00:38:35They just want your dick.
00:38:37You will respect the church while you are here.
00:38:40I'm just being honest.
00:38:41Lying's a sin, is it not?
00:38:43You're right.
00:38:44Your turn.
00:38:45For what?
00:38:46To confess your sins, altar boy.
00:38:52I'm so sorry to do this to all of you, but
00:38:55it appears our confessional hours have shifted to Sunday.
00:38:59So, please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
00:39:08May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
00:39:15Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned.
00:39:19It's been three days since I last touched myself.
00:39:23I've been a bad, bad boy.
00:39:26You know, Theo, if you took this seriously, you might actually find it useful.
00:39:30Why should I take any of this seriously?
00:39:32Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
00:39:35No, my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
00:39:37If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin, you can forget it.
00:39:40Theo, I'm not moralizing your sexuality, all right?
00:39:45I'm not that kind of priest.
00:39:52What kind of priest are you?
00:39:56One who wants to understand.
00:39:59Tell me, Theo, what thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
00:40:06You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
00:40:09I mean, is it not?
00:40:10No, I've never even been with another man, but I still know that I'm gay.
00:40:19How?
00:40:20It's like, it's the attraction to other men like when I first saw you.
00:40:29Go on.
00:40:34You can't be serious.
00:40:38I am.
00:40:40I want to understand.
00:40:42Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
00:40:48Unless he might be gay?
00:40:50Theo, I get that it's hard to talk about.
00:40:56But if I'm going to help you, I need to hear it from your own.
00:41:00That's why you want to help.
00:41:01Of course.
00:41:03Well, why else would I want to know?
00:41:05So this is part of him trying to cure me.
00:41:08Fine.
00:41:09If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak, then that's what I'll show him.
00:41:16When I first see a man, the first thing I notice is his eyes.
00:41:21If he smells good,
00:41:24I would feel to have his arms wrapped around me.
00:41:31That's just the initial attraction.
00:41:35The next layer is more intense.
00:41:39It's more feral.
00:41:49Go on.
00:41:57I think about ripping off your priest collar.
00:42:01About you kissing me.
00:42:04Touching me.
00:42:07Your tongue on my jaw, on my neck.
00:42:12You think about you taking me into the chapel,
00:42:16bending me over the altar, and telling me to worship you.
00:42:23Do you want me to worship you?
00:42:30Father Alexander?
00:42:33You still there?
00:42:39It's like I won this little game.
00:42:42Wait, what?
00:42:43Get your hands off me.
00:42:45Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
00:42:47I am not making a mockery of your faith.
00:42:49I'm making a mockery of you.
00:42:53Fine.
00:42:54Mock me all you want, but the more you disrespect the house of God,
00:42:58the more I'll add to your punishment.
00:43:00Punishment?
00:43:00Mm-hmm.
00:43:02Seven Hail Marys.
00:43:03Put out all the candles and polish all the brass.
00:43:07There is like a hundred candlesticks in here that'll take me hours.
00:43:11Exactly.
00:43:12Now you better get started.
00:43:14When you're finished, your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
00:43:17Don't miss anything.
00:43:19I will know.
00:43:22How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
00:43:26And hot.
00:43:34Oh shit, where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
00:43:40Oh, Father.
00:43:42Please forgive me for the desires I'm harboring in my soul.
00:43:48For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
00:43:55For the feral need.
00:43:59The next layer is more intense.
00:44:02It's more...
00:44:04Feral.
00:44:06Could Father Alexander be really praying over how I made him feel?
00:44:10I've never quite felt a pull like this.
00:44:13God.
00:44:15It makes me feel...
00:44:17Hot.
00:44:19Hot.
00:44:19Hot.
00:44:20And Theo.
00:44:25Hearing him on the other side of the confessional.
00:44:30Knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do.
00:44:34I mean it almost...
00:44:36It almost...
00:44:39It almost makes me think he needs another reminder that eavesdropping is a sin.
00:44:49Hear anything interesting, Theo?
00:44:53How did you know I was there?
00:44:55I heard your footsteps approaching before you even got to my door.
00:44:58You threw such a fit when I teased you in there, but what, it's okay that you do the exact
00:45:02same thing?
00:45:03Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson, Theo.
00:45:10I'm a priest.
00:45:16I'm a priest.
00:45:17We don't have desires.
00:45:18Everybody has desires.
00:45:20You're just repressing yours and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
00:45:24You think you have me figured out, don't you?
00:45:26You are just like every other bigot in this town, hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
00:45:32It's not hard.
00:45:33Right.
00:45:35Are you sure it's not hard, Fia?
00:45:42Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
00:45:53Get out.
00:45:56What?
00:45:57Get out!
00:45:59Dad, we're like five miles from home. It's raining.
00:46:03The church is your home now.
00:46:05So you get rid of your affliction.
00:46:10You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:46:15Dad, what about school?
00:46:17The church has a school program, which you will attend.
00:46:21And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:46:24Now out. The new priest is expecting you.
00:46:38I told my dad I was gay and in less than 24 hours he dumped me at this church for
00:46:42what? Conversion camp?
00:46:48Fuck this. I'm 18. I'm gonna find my own way out of this town.
00:47:01You lost her stupid trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:47:08This alley is a ferry free zone. Your kind ain't welcome here.
00:47:13It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:47:17Nah, you can't leave that easy. We've got a reputation on school.
00:47:21Switchblade.
00:47:22No, no.
00:47:25Hey!
00:47:26Please, please.
00:47:27I'm gonna enjoy making you bleed, homo.
00:47:30Stop, please.
00:47:36Step away from him!
00:47:39Did my priest just save me?
00:47:42Father Alexander!
00:47:44We weren't-
00:47:45You have ten seconds till we-
00:47:47Ten?
00:47:49Nine?
00:47:51Eight?
00:48:02You're Theo Martin, yes?
00:48:04Yes.
00:48:06And you're-
00:48:07The new head priest at Sacred Heart.
00:48:09Which means you're my responsibility.
00:48:11Let's go.
00:48:13No.
00:48:14I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:48:18We're not having this discussion in the ring.
00:48:20So either you come with me now willingly, or I make you.
00:48:24Your choice.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39Uh, priests are like, normally old and gray.
00:48:45And?
00:48:46They don't usually look like you.
00:48:52And what do I look like?
00:48:55I don't- I don't know.
00:48:59Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:49:02Say it.
00:49:04Well, like, like, you're young.
00:49:06You're like, you know, you're twenty-one or twenty-two.
00:49:08And that's, like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:49:12You're hot.
00:49:13I mean, like, someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
00:49:15They're like a model or an actor.
00:49:21Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:49:24Control yourself, Theo.
00:49:26You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:49:29God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:49:32What'd you just say?
00:49:35Uh...
00:49:36I said you're the wettest man I've ever seen.
00:49:40Right.
00:49:42Well, then dry me off.
00:49:47You want me to dry you off?
00:49:51Don't make me repeat myself.
00:50:08Stop.
00:50:09Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
00:50:13Or because he's feeling the tension between us?
00:50:16I'll take it from here.
00:50:19He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:50:21Got it.
00:50:25Look.
00:50:26I don't want you here.
00:50:29Well, that's good.
00:50:30Because I don't want to be here either, so we're on the same page.
00:50:34But...
00:50:34Your father sits on the parish council.
00:50:37And my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:50:40So what's your big plan?
00:50:41You gonna make me pray the gay away?
00:50:43Do you think that'll work?
00:50:45You have got to be fucking kidding me.
00:50:47I am not doing this, alright?
00:50:49This whole town, it's bigoted and oppressive and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:50:53You don't know me.
00:50:55Alright? And you don't know how I run this church.
00:50:57Yeah, and I don't want to.
00:50:58I just want out of all of this.
00:51:00Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
00:51:03And your father's made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
00:51:05And what is that, father?
00:51:10My personal altar boy.
00:51:17Aren't altar boys children?
00:51:19Last time I checked, being 18 makes you an adult.
00:51:26Even though you don't act like one.
00:51:28Oh, so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then. Got it.
00:51:34You know what? Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:51:37I'm not like that.
00:51:38Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
00:51:43My faith may be a joke to you, but it's my life.
00:51:48Okay?
00:51:53And this, this is the house of God. My house.
00:51:58And while you're here, you will respect that.
00:52:02Now, get changed.
00:52:04And meet me in the chapel.
00:52:06Okay?
00:52:07There are people out there waiting for me to help them.
00:52:10While I've been saving you.
00:52:18He may be hot, but he's a fucking grade A asshole.
00:52:24So I have to pretend to give this a shot.
00:52:39I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, father.
00:52:46How may I help you with this, sister?
00:52:48I need you to help me act on them.
00:52:56Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
00:53:00I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:53:05I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving into your sins only fuels them.
00:53:10Instead, just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
00:53:15Damn. I got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:53:20There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
00:53:33Theon.
00:53:35Eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
00:53:39Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
00:53:43Oh, by the way, just a little tip for you.
00:53:46All those women, they don't want your help.
00:53:50They just want your dick.
00:53:53You will respect the church while you are here.
00:53:55I'm just being honest.
00:53:57Lying's a sin, is it not?
00:53:58You're right.
00:53:59Your turn.
00:54:01For what?
00:54:02To confess your sins, altar boy.
00:54:04Hey, hey, hey!
00:54:08I'm so sorry to do this to all of you,
00:54:10but it appears our confessional hours have shifted to Sunday.
00:54:14So please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
00:54:24May God, who has enlightened every heart,
00:54:26help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
00:54:30Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned.
00:54:34It's been three days since I last touched myself.
00:54:39I've been a bad, bad boy.
00:54:41You know, Theo, if you took this seriously,
00:54:44you might actually find it useful.
00:54:45Why should I take any of this seriously?
00:54:48Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
00:54:50No, my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
00:54:53If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin,
00:54:55you can forget it.
00:54:56Theo, I'm not moralizing your sexuality, all right?
00:55:01I'm not that kind of priest.
00:55:07What kind of priest are you?
00:55:11One who wants to understand.
00:55:15Tell me, Theo,
00:55:17what thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
00:55:21You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
00:55:24I mean, is it not?
00:55:26No, I've never even been with another man,
00:55:29but I still know that I'm gay.
00:55:30I still know that I'm gay.
00:55:34How?
00:55:35It's like,
00:55:37it's the attraction to other men,
00:55:38like when I first saw you.
00:55:45Go on.
00:55:49You can't be serious.
00:55:51Yes, I...
00:55:54I am.
00:55:56I want to understand.
00:55:58Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
00:56:03Unless he might be gay?
00:56:06Theo, I...
00:56:07I get that it's hard to talk about.
00:56:11But if I'm going to help you,
00:56:13I need to hear it from you.
00:56:15That's why you want to help.
00:56:17Of course.
00:56:18I mean, why else would I want to know?
00:56:21So this is part of him trying to cure me.
00:56:24Fine.
00:56:24If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak,
00:56:28then that's what I'll show him.
00:56:31When I first see a man,
00:56:33the first thing I notice is his eyes.
00:56:36If he smells good,
00:56:40how it feels to have his arms
00:56:43wrapped around me.
00:56:46That's just the initial attraction.
00:56:50The next layer is more intense.
00:56:54It's more...
00:56:57Feral.
00:57:05Go on.
00:57:12I think about ripping off your priest collar.
00:57:16About you kissing me.
00:57:19Touching me.
00:57:22Your tongue on my jaw, on my neck.
00:57:28You think about you taking me into the chapel.
00:57:31Bending me over the altar.
00:57:34And telling me to worship you.
00:57:38Do you want me to worship you?
00:57:45Father Alexander?
00:57:49You still there?
00:57:54It's like I won this little game.
00:57:57Wait, what?
00:57:58Get your hands off me!
00:58:00Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
00:58:02I am not making a mockery of your faith.
00:58:04I'm making a mockery of you.
00:58:08I am not making a mockery of your faith.
00:58:09Mock me all you want.
00:58:11But the more you disrespect the house of God,
00:58:13the more I'll add to your punishment.
00:58:15Punishment?
00:58:16Mm-hmm.
00:58:17Seven Hail Marys.
00:58:19Put out all the candles
00:58:20and polish all the brass.
00:58:22There is like a hundred candlesticks in here
00:58:25that'll take me hours.
00:58:26Exactly.
00:58:27Now you better get started.
00:58:29When you're finished,
00:58:30your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
00:58:32Don't miss anything.
00:58:34I will know.
00:58:38How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
00:58:42And hot.
00:58:49Oh, shit.
00:58:50Where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
00:58:55Oh, Father.
00:58:57Please forgive me for the
00:59:00desires I'm harboring in my soul.
00:59:03For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
00:59:11For the feral need.
00:59:14The next layer is more intense.
00:59:17It's more...
00:59:20Feral.
00:59:21Could Father Alexander be really praying
00:59:24over how I made him feel?
00:59:26I've never quite felt a pull like this.
00:59:29God.
00:59:29It makes me feel...
00:59:33Hot.
00:59:36And Theo...
00:59:41Hearing him on the other side of the confessional.
00:59:45Knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do.
00:59:50I mean, it almost...
00:59:51It almost...
00:59:54It almost makes me think
00:59:56he needs another reminder
00:59:57that eavesdropping is a sin.
01:00:05Hear anything interesting, Theo?
01:00:08How did you know I was there?
01:00:10I heard your footsteps approaching
01:00:12before you even got to my door.
01:00:14You threw such a fit when I teased you in there,
01:00:16but what, it's okay that you do the exact same thing?
01:00:18Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson.
01:00:21Theo.
01:00:23Well, that's bullshit.
01:00:26You were airing your deep, dark, hidden desires
01:00:28and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
01:00:30I'm a priest.
01:00:32We don't have desires.
01:00:34Everybody has desires.
01:00:36You're just repressing yours
01:00:37and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
01:00:39You think you have me figured out, don't you?
01:00:42You are just like every other bigot in this town,
01:00:44hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
01:00:47It's not hard.
01:00:48Right.
01:00:50Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
01:00:57Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
01:01:00I'm gonna give thanks for
01:01:00I think you are about 60 years old.
01:01:01It's not hard to draw.