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๐ถ๏ธ Did she really just dump a billionaire? Big mistake.
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๐ถ๏ธ Did she really just dump a billionaire? Big mistake.
Michael isn't just a luxury brand CEO; he secretly possesses X-ray vision! ๐๏ธ After an unexpected breakup, he decides it's time to stop hiding. Watch him effortlessly take down arrogant influencers, expose the bullies, and completely flip the script on his ex.
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Story Elements: CEO, Campus Lovers, Super Power, Revenge
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00:00:16Hello, can I help you?
00:00:18Just picking out a gift for my girlfriend.
00:00:21That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:00:24Shouldn't be.
00:00:25The escapement is off by 0.5mm, which will result in a plus 3, 3 second time and accuracy.
00:00:31Please take it off the floor.
00:00:34Okay, I don't have time for this.
00:00:37LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us, and its mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:00:43So I heard.
00:00:51Surprise!
00:00:54Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Coulson.
00:00:57I didn't realize it was you.
00:00:59Don't worry about it.
00:01:01I dressed down today.
00:01:13Get down and press the alarm.
00:01:23Everyone get on the ground.
00:01:25Now!
00:01:33Mr. Coulson needs us.
00:01:35Let's go, boys.
00:01:38You!
00:01:39Get the bags and come with us.
00:01:43Yeah, I don't think so.
00:01:46Ooh, we got a smart ass.
00:01:49You got 10 seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face.
00:01:52Can we make it 5?
00:01:54What?
00:01:55Okay.
00:01:56Now 5 seconds should be good.
00:01:58You're dead, kid.
00:02:015.
00:02:035.
00:02:104.
00:02:143.
00:02:182.
00:02:28one and good luck in prison
00:02:53weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
00:03:03this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
00:03:12my coffee's just about to land i'm going to be late for my first day of class
00:03:28sir you were born with supervision i know and you use that power to create lvmx a company
00:03:36which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth is there a question
00:03:41in there somewhere sir maple valley is the most prestigious high school in the country
00:03:47but it's still a high school you don't need it but i do need kelly
00:03:59we've been dating long distance forever i'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who i
00:04:05really am she'll be shocked sir especially when she finds out i use my connections to get her
00:04:10social media idol ava shaw to transfer to this school
00:04:18sir at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion i can't i'd miss homeroom
00:04:26and here's the strait of messina after using my power so much today i can't get them to turn off
00:04:31where odysseus was forced to choose to travel between skyla and hyurus
00:04:42which one is kelly's locker
00:05:10oh my god ava shaw i can't believe she's in our school
00:05:13she's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:05:17miss shaw will not be taking selfies today
00:05:27ava shaw i currently have a 4.0
00:05:30i drive a mercedes gullwing and i also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:05:39i'm michael i have a 0.0 i don't drive although i'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:05:44and i have no followers on any social media
00:05:47hmm not exactly who i was expecting but okay i guess you're my new boyfriend
00:05:53boyfriend
00:05:55what's wrong i thought my messages were clear
00:05:58a serious boyfriend will be good for my image
00:06:01we just have to be seen in public a few times
00:06:07you're the fake boyfriend i hired right
00:06:09i think you got the wrong guy i already have a girlfriend
00:06:13that watches for her
00:06:18you were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me
00:06:21i i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:06:37sorry about that
00:06:41wait you need more than a tonic that's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:06:46what why would you say that no listen in 10 minutes if you don't see the nurse you will die
00:06:53promise me you'll go see the nurse first off i have the biggest online doctors in the world
00:06:58on speed dial i'm not going to see a school nurse second you're kind of weird huh just promise
00:07:04me you need to get your throat checked go now fine okay what a weirdo i guess it won't hurt
00:07:14though
00:07:14have dr schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:07:35kelly
00:07:38kelly what's going on
00:07:43michael what what are you doing here i wanted to surprise you
00:07:48michael you're like my summer fling you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about
00:07:54you
00:07:56wait this is the poor townie boy you slommed with geez you find that uniform in a dumpster
00:08:01who's this guy this guy is barry dawes
00:08:06i'm a big deal around here bro oh this is sweet did you save up every last penny to buy
00:08:12this cheap
00:08:12knockoff to impress your little girlfriend kelly meanwhile i'm hosting a party welcoming ava shaw to
00:08:18school tonight how would you like to hang out with your idol
00:08:22it's been almost 10 minutes i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:08:28okay ava say uh uh what the
00:08:36hold still
00:08:48you're lucky another minute longer and it would have killed you he was right but how i need to
00:08:54find that boy kelly is this really who you want barry just got me face time with my idol ava
00:09:00shaw
00:09:02she has no idea i'm the one who got ava to transfer here in the first place meanwhile you got
00:09:08me a
00:09:08cheap knockoff watch barry is legit and you're a poverty case
00:09:21you wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass
00:09:27oh and by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than your house
00:09:41ha you're hilarious little buddy i almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more
00:09:51we're not from the same world michael
00:09:59you're right we're not
00:10:05i really thought i knew her there you are
00:10:16you were right oh my god thank you but how did you know about the spider
00:10:22it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
00:10:29no really i was born with it really really
00:10:36so what color is my bra
00:10:45a gentleman never looks sure you're so weird
00:10:50what happened with your girlfriend
00:10:54former girlfriend she just broke up with me
00:11:00helping the school loser could hurt your reputation
00:11:03i'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world i think i'll be fine
00:11:20did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
00:11:24big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend
00:11:29speaking of which i'll do it do what your trophy boyfriend looks like you could use the affection
00:11:35and it looks like you could use the money pays ten thousand dollars
00:11:39an hour that's quite a bit under what i'm used to but in total
00:11:47there's this welcome eva house party tonight it'll be our first appearance together
00:11:52and hey don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff okay
00:11:59your bra's red
00:12:02and quite scandalous for school
00:12:06don't be late
00:12:10beat it loser this party is only for the school's elite not dorks with friggin pokemon watches
00:12:22what a jerk hey that was a really cool watch tell you what want to trade that's a rolex
00:12:32thanks
00:12:42whoa
00:12:45sorry i'm underdressed my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jane refuels sure
00:12:53so i just found out that the head of lvmx is actually going to show up here tonight
00:12:57yep that would be me so tonight has to go perfect that means if anybody messes with me
00:13:04or my boyfriend i will personally use my money power and influence to destroy their lives on a
00:13:10molecular level my publicist is calling i'll meet you in there invitation purse
00:13:26oh my god barry i can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for ava shaw she's a major
00:13:31influencer and my dad's a luxury brand vp of course i'd host it my dad's probably the reason she
00:13:36transferred here in the first place this is so cool i can pitch my makeup line to her if she
00:13:43promotes it
00:13:44i'll make millions
00:13:49what the hell is he doing here
00:13:54what the hell is he doing here
00:14:00hey this is an exclusive party get out or i'll throw you out he looks like a homeless who found
00:14:07one of our uniforms in a dumpster he looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our
00:14:12dog's
00:14:12crap you're trespassing michael no i'm not i'm ava shaw's plus one
00:14:24boy you really stepped in it now ava shaw brought you yep hey everyone shut up
00:14:31this freaks claims he's ava shaw's plus one
00:14:44ava shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within 10 feet of her he's probably like her stalker
00:14:55you break into her house and steal this what else you've been stealing her clothes her panties
00:15:02you're disgusting pervert michael you idiot do you have any idea what ava will do when she finds
00:15:09out you're pretending to be her boyfriend she will crush you ava shaw is a boss you piss her
00:15:16off and with one post she'll ruin your life in that case you probably don't want to piss her off
00:15:24by
00:15:24like i don't know insulting her date that's it we need this gomer out of here before ava shows up
00:15:34make an example of him
00:15:41buddy you really don't want to do this i'm here with ava she would never ever ever in a million
00:15:48years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend
00:15:53human waste you're so delusional if i'm delusional how'd i get her purse
00:16:10really you got another fake purse so you could pretend it's ava's that's not just pathetic
00:16:15that's psychotic be careful with that why did you have to work extra shifts at mickey d's to afford
00:16:23it will ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knockoff purse come on kelly everyone
00:16:33knows ava buys her purses at walmart don't get it dirty
00:16:40you know what i think we should wash it
00:16:49in the toilet you do realize what ava will do to you if you destroy her purse right
00:16:55it's not her purse you're not her boyfriend you're just a creepy poor pervert
00:17:00she's just outside you can ask her i have a better idea
00:17:11this is what we think of you and your stupid lies michael
00:17:15kelly i'm done
00:17:30i tried
00:17:37where do you think you're going white trash
00:17:41i think it's time ava shaw sees what maple billy does to the lower classes when they mess with her
00:17:49and put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
00:18:07last chance let me go oh i'm gonna enjoy this
00:18:12you really are
00:18:22you'll see why in three
00:18:26two
00:18:31one
00:18:31what are you doing
00:18:46do you have any idea who he is
00:18:48do you have any idea who he is
00:18:49do you have any idea who he is
00:19:15hello can i help you
00:19:17just picking out a gift for my girlfriend
00:19:20that's sweet but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:19:23shouldn't be
00:19:24the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeter which will result in a plus three three second time and accuracy
00:19:30please take it off the floor
00:19:33okay i don't have time for this
00:19:36lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us
00:19:39and its mysterious owner is coming here today
00:19:42so i heard
00:19:50surprise
00:19:53oh i'm so sorry mr colson
00:19:55i didn't realize it was you
00:19:58don't worry about it
00:19:59i dressed down today
00:20:12get down and press the alarm
00:20:22everyone get on the ground
00:20:24now
00:20:32mr colson needs us let's go boys
00:20:37you
00:20:38get the bags and come with us
00:20:42yeah i don't think so
00:20:45we got a smart ass
00:20:47you got ten seconds to move before i put a bullet in your smug face
00:20:50can we make it five
00:20:53what
00:20:54okay
00:20:54now five seconds should be good
00:20:57you're dead kid
00:21:01five
00:21:09four
00:21:14three
00:21:18two
00:21:23one
00:21:27and good luck in prison
00:21:52weak spot
00:21:52bad wrist
00:21:53hairline fracture that never healed
00:22:02this one's perfect
00:22:03i'll take it
00:22:05i'd love to stay and chat but
00:22:11my coffee is just about to land
00:22:13i'm going to be late for my first day of class
00:22:26sir
00:22:27you were born with supervision
00:22:30i know
00:22:30and
00:22:31you use that power to create lvmx
00:22:34a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:22:38is there a question in there somewhere
00:22:41sir
00:22:43maple valley is the most prestigious high school in the country
00:22:45but it's still a high school
00:22:47you don't need it
00:22:48but i do need kelly
00:22:58we've been dating long distance forever
00:23:00i'm going to surprise her today
00:23:02and finally reveal who i really am
00:23:05she'll be shocked sir
00:23:07especially when she finds out i use my connections to get her social media idol ava shaw
00:23:11to transfer to this school
00:23:17sir at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:23:21i can't i miss homeroom
00:23:25and here's the strait of messina
00:23:27after using my powers so much today
00:23:29i can't get them to turn off
00:23:30where odysseus was forced to choose to travel between skyla and chiurbus
00:23:41which one is kelly's locker
00:24:09oh my god ava shaw i can't believe she's in our school
00:24:12she's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:24:16miss shaw will not be taking selfies today
00:24:26ava shaw i currently have a 4.0
00:24:29i drive a mercedes gullwing
00:24:30and i also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:24:37i'm michael
00:24:38i have a 0.0
00:24:40i don't drive
00:24:41although i'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:24:42and i have no followers on any social media
00:24:46hmm not exactly who i was expecting
00:24:48but okay
00:24:49i guess you're my new boyfriend
00:24:52boyfriend?
00:24:54what's wrong?
00:24:55i thought my messages were clear
00:24:57a serious boyfriend will be good for my image
00:24:59we just have to be seen in public a few times
00:25:06you're the fake boyfriend i hired, right?
00:25:08i think you got the wrong guy
00:25:09i already have a girlfriend
00:25:11that watches for her
00:25:17you were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me
00:25:20i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:25:36sorry about that
00:25:37wait
00:25:40you need more than a tonic
00:25:41that's not a sore throat
00:25:43you're going to die
00:25:45what?
00:25:46why would you say that?
00:25:47no, listen
00:25:48in 10 minutes
00:25:49if you don't see the nurse
00:25:50you will die
00:25:51promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:25:54first off
00:25:54i have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial
00:25:58i'm not going to see a school nurse
00:26:00second
00:26:01you're kind of weird, huh?
00:26:03just promise me
00:26:03you need to get your throat checked
00:26:05go now
00:26:05fine, okay
00:26:09what a weirdo
00:26:12i guess it won't hurt though
00:26:13have dr. schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:26:34kelly?
00:26:37kelly?
00:26:38kelly, what's going on?
00:26:42michael?
00:26:43what are you doing here?
00:26:44i wanted to surprise you
00:26:47michael
00:26:47you're like my summer fling
00:26:49you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:26:54wait
00:26:55this is the poor townie boy you slommed with?
00:26:58jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
00:27:00who's this guy?
00:27:01this guy is Barry Dawes
00:27:05i'm a big deal around here bro
00:27:07oh this is sweet
00:27:08did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend kelly?
00:27:14meanwhile i'm hosting a party
00:27:15welcoming ava shaw to school tonight
00:27:17how would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:27:21it's been almost 10 minutes
00:27:23i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:27:27okay ava say ah ah
00:27:31what the
00:27:35hold still
00:27:47you're lucky
00:27:48another minute longer and it would have killed you
00:27:50he was right
00:27:51but how?
00:27:52i need to find that boy
00:27:54kelly, is this really who you want?
00:27:56Barry just got me facetime with my idol ava shaw
00:28:01she has no idea i'm the one who got ava to transfer here in the first place
00:28:05meanwhile you got me a cheap knockoff watch
00:28:09Barry is legit and you're a poverty case
00:28:20you wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass
00:28:26oh and by the way
00:28:28not a knockoff
00:28:29this watch
00:28:30is worth more than your house
00:28:39ha you're hilarious little buddy
00:28:43i almost want you to stick around
00:28:44to make me laugh more
00:28:50we're not from the same world michael
00:28:58you're right
00:29:04i really thought i knew her
00:29:05there you are
00:29:15you were right oh my god thank you
00:29:18but how did you know about the spider
00:29:21it's a little hard to explain
00:29:23but i have x-ray vision
00:29:28no really i was born with it
00:29:32really
00:29:33really
00:29:35so what color is my bra
00:29:44a gentleman never looks
00:29:45sure you're so weird
00:29:49what happened with your girlfriend
00:29:52former girlfriend
00:29:53she just broke up with me
00:29:59helping the school loser could hurt your reputation
00:30:02i'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:30:04i think i'll be fine
00:30:19did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
00:30:23big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend
00:30:28speaking of which
00:30:29i'll do it
00:30:31do what
00:30:31be your trophy boyfriend
00:30:33looks like he could use the affection
00:30:34and it looks like you could use the money
00:30:36pays ten thousand dollars
00:30:38an hour
00:30:39that's quite a bit under what i'm used to
00:30:41but
00:30:41in total
00:30:46there's this welcome eva house party tonight
00:30:49it'll be our first appearance together
00:30:50and hey
00:30:51don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff okay
00:30:57your bra's red
00:31:00and quite scandalous for school
00:31:05don't be late
00:31:09beat it loser
00:31:10this party is only for the school's elite
00:31:13not dorks with friggin pokemon watches
00:31:20what a jerk
00:31:23hey that was a really cool watch
00:31:24tell you what
00:31:25want to trade
00:31:27that's a rolex
00:31:30thanks
00:31:41whoa
00:31:44sorry i'm underdressed
00:31:45my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jane refuels
00:31:49sure
00:31:51so
00:31:52i just found out that the head of lvmx is actually going to show up here tonight
00:31:55yep that would be me
00:31:58so
00:31:59tonight has to go perfect
00:32:00that means if anybody messes with me
00:32:03or my boyfriend
00:32:04i will personally use my money
00:32:06power
00:32:06and influence
00:32:07to destroy their lives on a molecular level
00:32:11my publicist is calling
00:32:12i'll meet you in there
00:32:13invitation
00:32:13purse
00:32:25oh my god barry
00:32:26i can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for ava shaw
00:32:29she's a major influencer
00:32:30and my dad's a luxury brand vp
00:32:32of course i'd host it
00:32:34my dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place
00:32:38this is so cool
00:32:39i can pitch my makeup line to her
00:32:41if she promotes it
00:32:42i'll make millions
00:32:48what the hell is he doing here
00:32:53what the hell is he doing here
00:32:59hey
00:32:59this is an exclusive party
00:33:02get out
00:33:03or i'll throw you out
00:33:04he looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster
00:33:08he looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap
00:33:13you're trespassing michael
00:33:14no i'm not
00:33:16i'm ava shaw's plus one
00:33:23boy you really stepped in it now
00:33:25ava shaw brought you
00:33:26yep
00:33:27hey everyone
00:33:28shut up
00:33:30this freak's claim she's ava shaw's plus one
00:33:43ava shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within 10 feet of her
00:33:46he's probably like her stalker
00:33:54you break into her house and steal this
00:33:56what else you've been stealing
00:33:58her clothes
00:34:00her panties
00:34:01you're disgusting pervert
00:34:03michael
00:34:04you idiot
00:34:05do you have any idea what ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend
00:34:09she will crush you
00:34:11ava shaw is a boss
00:34:13you piss her off and with one post she'll ruin your life
00:34:19in that case
00:34:21you probably don't want to piss her off by like
00:34:23i don't know
00:34:24insulting her date
00:34:26that's it
00:34:27we need this gomer out of here before ava shows up
00:34:33make an example of him
00:34:40buddy
00:34:41you really don't want to do this
00:34:42i'm here with ava
00:34:44she would never
00:34:45ever
00:34:45ever
00:34:46in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you
00:34:49ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend
00:34:52human waste
00:34:53you're so delusional
00:34:56if i'm delusional
00:34:58how'd i get her purse
00:35:09really you got another fake purse so you could pretend it's ava's
00:35:12that's not just pathetic that's psychotic
00:35:16be careful with that
00:35:18why did you have to work extra shifts at mickey d's to afford it
00:35:25will ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knockoff purse
00:35:30come on kelly
00:35:31everyone knows ava buys her purses at walmart
00:35:35don't get it dirty
00:35:39you know what
00:35:40i think we should wash it
00:35:47in the toilet
00:35:49you do realize what ava will do to you if you destroy her purse right
00:35:54it's not her purse
00:35:55you're not her boyfriend you're just a creepy
00:35:57poor pervert
00:35:59she's just outside
00:36:00you can ask her
00:36:01i have a better idea
00:36:10this is what we think of you and your stupid lies michael
00:36:14kelly
00:36:15done
00:36:29i tried
00:36:36where do you think you're going white trash
00:36:40i think it's time ava shaw sees what maplevilly does to the lower classes
00:36:44when they mess with her
00:36:48you put them in the toilet
00:36:49with the rest of the human waste
00:37:06last chance
00:37:07let me go
00:37:09oh i'm gonna enjoy this
00:37:11you really aren't
00:37:20you'll see why in
00:37:22three
00:37:25two
00:37:29one
00:37:30what are you doing
00:37:45do you have any idea who he is
00:38:14hello can i help you
00:38:16just picking out a gift for my girlfriend
00:38:18that's sweet but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:38:22shouldn't be
00:38:23the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeter which will result in a plus three three second time and accuracy
00:38:29please take it off the floor
00:38:32okay i don't have time for this
00:38:35lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us and its mysterious owner is coming here today
00:38:41so i heard
00:38:49surprise
00:38:50oh
00:38:53i'm so sorry mr colson
00:38:54i didn't realize it was you
00:38:57don't worry about it
00:38:58i dressed down today
00:39:11get down and press the alarm
00:39:21everyone get on the ground
00:39:22now
00:39:31mr colson needs us let's go boys
00:39:36you
00:39:37get the bags and come with us
00:39:41yeah i don't think so
00:39:44we got a smart ass
00:39:46you got ten seconds to move before i put a bullet in your smug face
00:39:49can we make it five
00:39:51what
00:39:52okay
00:39:53now five seconds should be good
00:39:56you're dead kid
00:39:59five
00:40:07four
00:40:12three
00:40:16two
00:40:22one
00:40:26and good luck in prison
00:40:50weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
00:41:01this one's perfect
00:41:02this one's perfect
00:41:02i'll take it
00:41:04i'd love to stay in chat but
00:41:10my coffin's just about to land
00:41:12i'm going to be late for my first day of class
00:41:17the
00:41:25sir
00:41:26you were born with supervision
00:41:29i know
00:41:29and
00:41:30you use that power to create lvmx a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of
00:41:36the earth
00:41:37Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:41:41Sir, Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country.
00:41:45But it's still a high school. You don't need it.
00:41:48But I do need Kelly.
00:41:57We've been dating long distance forever.
00:41:59I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am.
00:42:04She'll be shocked, sir.
00:42:06Especially when she finds out I use my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
00:42:11this school.
00:42:16Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:42:20I can't. I've missed homeroom.
00:42:24And here's the Strait of Messina.
00:42:26After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off.
00:42:29Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Chaerbis.
00:42:40Which one is Kelly's locker?
00:42:42Which one is Kelly's locker?
00:43:08Oh my god, Ava Shaw. I can't believe she's in our school.
00:43:11She's one of the hottest indie dancers in the world.
00:43:15Ms. Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
00:43:25Ava Shaw. I currently have a 4.0. I drive a Mercedes Gullwing and I also have 400 million followers
00:43:32across all my socials.
00:43:36I'm Michael. I have a 0.0. I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no
00:43:42followers on any social media.
00:43:44Hmm. Not exactly who I was expecting, but...
00:43:48Okay. I guess you're my new boyfriend.
00:43:51Boyfriend?
00:43:53What's wrong?
00:43:54I thought my messages were clear.
00:43:56A serious boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:43:59We just have to be seen in public a few times.
00:44:05You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
00:44:06I think you got the wrong guy.
00:44:09I already have a girlfriend.
00:44:10That watch is for her.
00:44:16You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
00:44:20I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:44:35Sorry about that.
00:44:37Wait.
00:44:39You need more than a tonic.
00:44:41That's not a sore throat.
00:44:42You're going to die.
00:44:44What?
00:44:45Why would you say that?
00:44:46No.
00:44:47Listen.
00:44:47In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
00:44:51Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:44:53First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
00:44:57I'm not going to see a school nurse.
00:44:59Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
00:45:02Just promise me.
00:45:02You need to get your throat checked.
00:45:04Go now.
00:45:05Fine. Okay.
00:45:08What a weirdo.
00:45:11I guess it won't hurt though.
00:45:12Have Dr. Schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:45:33Kelly?
00:45:36Kelly, what's going on?
00:45:40Michael?
00:45:41What are you doing here?
00:45:43I wanted to surprise you.
00:45:46Michael, you're like my summer fling.
00:45:49You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:45:53Wait.
00:45:54This the poor townie boy you slommed with?
00:45:56Jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
00:45:59Who's this guy?
00:46:00This guy is Barry Dawes.
00:46:03I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:46:06Aw, this is sweet.
00:46:08Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
00:46:13Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
00:46:16How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:46:20It's been almost 10 minutes.
00:46:22I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:46:26Okay, Ava, say ah, ah.
00:46:30What the?
00:46:34Hold still.
00:46:46You're lucky.
00:46:47Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
00:46:49He was right!
00:46:50But how?
00:46:51I need to find that boy.
00:46:53Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:46:55Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:47:00She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:47:04Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:47:08Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
00:47:18You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
00:47:25Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:47:28This watch is worth more than your house.
00:47:38Ha, you're hilarious little buddy.
00:47:42I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:47:48We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:47:56You're right.
00:47:58We're not.
00:48:03I really thought I knew her.
00:48:04There you are.
00:48:14You were right.
00:48:15Oh my God.
00:48:17But how did you know about the spider?
00:48:20It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:48:27No, really.
00:48:28I was born with it.
00:48:31Really?
00:48:32Really.
00:48:34So what color is my bra?
00:48:43A gentleman never looks.
00:48:45Sure.
00:48:45You're so weird.
00:48:47What happened with your girlfriend?
00:48:51Former girlfriend.
00:48:53She just broke up with me.
00:48:58Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
00:49:00I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:49:03I think I'll be fine.
00:49:18Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:49:21Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
00:49:27Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:49:29Do what?
00:49:30Be your trophy boyfriend.
00:49:32Looks like you could use the affection.
00:49:33And it looks like you could use the money.
00:49:35Pays $10,000.
00:49:37An hour?
00:49:38That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
00:49:40In total.
00:49:45There's this welcome Ava house party tonight.
00:49:48It'll be our first appearance together.
00:49:50And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
00:49:56Your bra's red.
00:49:59And quite scandalous for school.
00:50:04Don't be late!
00:50:08Beat it, loser!
00:50:09This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
00:50:19What a jerk.
00:50:22Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:50:24Tell you what, wanna trade?
00:50:25That's a Rolex.
00:50:29Thanks.
00:50:39Whoa.
00:50:41Oh.
00:50:43Sorry, I'm underdressed.
00:50:44My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels.
00:50:48Sure.
00:50:50So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually gonna show up here tonight.
00:50:55Yep.
00:50:56That would be me.
00:50:56Okay.
00:50:57So, tonight has to go perfect.
00:50:59That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my money, power, and influence to
00:51:06destroy their lives on a molecular level.
00:51:08Hmm.
00:51:09Hmm.
00:51:10Hmm.
00:51:11I'll meet you in there.
00:51:12Hmm.
00:51:12Hmm.
00:51:12Hmm.
00:51:13Hmm.
00:51:14Hmm.
00:51:24Oh, my God, Barry, I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
00:51:28she's a major influencer and my dad's a luxury brand VP of course I'd host it my
00:51:33dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place this
00:51:37is so cool I can pitch my makeup line to her if she promotes it I'll make
00:51:42millions what the hell is he doing here what the hell is he doing here
00:51:58hey this is an exclusive party get out or I'll throw you out he looks like a
00:52:04homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster he looks like someone who my
00:52:08dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap you're trespassing Michael no I'm not
00:52:14I'm Ava Shaw's plus one
00:52:22boy you really stepped in it now Ava Shaw brought you yep hey everyone
00:52:27shut up this freaks claims he's Ava Shaw's plus one
00:52:42Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her he's probably like her
00:52:46stalker
00:52:53you break into her house and steal this what else you've been stealing her clothes her panties
00:53:00you're disgusting pervert Michael you idiot do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out
00:53:07you're pretending to be her boyfriend she will crush you Ava Shaw is a boss you piss her off and
00:53:14with one
00:53:15post she'll ruin your life in that case you probably don't want to piss her off by
00:53:22like I don't know insulting her date that's it we need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up
00:53:32make an example of him
00:53:39buddy you really don't want to do this I'm here with Ava she would never ever ever in a million
00:53:46years
00:53:46date a pathetic piece of human waste like you Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend
00:53:51human waste you're so delusional if I'm delusional how'd I get her purse
00:54:07really you got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's that's not just pathetic that's psychotic
00:54:15be careful with that why did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it
00:54:24will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse come on Kelly
00:54:30everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart don't get it dirty
00:54:38you know what I think we should wash it
00:54:46in the toilet you do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse right
00:54:53it's not her purse you're not her boyfriend you're just a creepy
00:54:56poor pervert she's just outside you can ask her I have a better idea
00:55:08this is what we think of you and your stupid lies Michael
00:55:13Kelly done
00:55:27I tried
00:55:35where do you think you're going white trash I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what
00:55:41Maple Billy does to the lower classes when they mess with her
00:55:47you put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
00:56:05last chance let me go oh I'm gonna enjoy this you really are
00:56:19the CY in three two
00:56:28one
00:56:29what are you doing
00:56:44do you have any idea who he is
00:57:08hello can I help you
00:57:10picking out a gift for my girlfriend that's sweet but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:57:14should be the statement is off by 0.5 millimeter which will result in a plus
00:57:17three three second time and accuracy please take it off the floor okay I
00:57:22don't have time for this LVMX the largest luxury brand empire in the world just
00:57:25bought us and it's mysterious owner is coming here today so I heard
00:57:35surprise oh I'm so sorry mr. Colson I didn't realize it was you don't worry
00:57:39about it I dressed down today
00:57:49get down press the alarm
00:57:56everyone get on the ground
00:58:03mr. Colson needs us let's go boys
00:58:07you get the bags and come with us
00:58:10yeah I don't think so
00:58:12ooh we got a smart ass
00:58:14you got ten seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face
00:58:16can we make it five
00:58:18what
00:58:19okay now five seconds should be good
00:58:21you're dead kid
00:58:23five
00:58:28four
00:58:32three
00:58:33two
00:58:39one
00:58:42and good luck in prison
00:59:00weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
00:59:07this one's perfect I'll take it I'd love to stay in chat but
00:59:14my company's just about to land I'm going to be late for my first day of class
00:59:25sir you were born with supervision
00:59:27I know
00:59:28and you use that power to create LVMX a company which now owns nearly every
00:59:32luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:59:33is there a question in there somewhere
00:59:35sir
00:59:36maple valley is the most prestigious high school in the country
00:59:38but it's still a high school you don't need it
00:59:40but I do need Kelly
00:59:47we've been dating long distance forever
00:59:49I'm going to surprise her today
00:59:50and finally reveal who I really am
00:59:53she'll be shocked sir
00:59:54especially when she finds out I use my connections to get her social media idol
00:59:56Ava Shaw to transfer to this school
01:00:01sir at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
01:00:03I can't I miss homeroom
01:00:06and here's the Strait of Messina
01:00:08after using my power so much today I can't get them to turn off
01:00:10where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Chiarbus
01:00:18which one is Kelly's locker
01:00:38oh my god Ava Shaw I can't believe she's in our school
01:00:40she's one of the hottest answers in the world
01:00:43Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today
01:00:50Ava Shaw I currently have a 4.0
01:00:52I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
01:00:53and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
01:00:58I'm Michael I have a 0.0
01:01:00I don't drive although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
01:01:02and I have no followers on any social media
01:01:05not exactly who I was expecting but
01:01:06okay I guess you're my new boyfriend
01:01:08boyfriend?
01:01:10what's wrong?
01:01:11I thought my messages were clear
01:01:12a serious boyfriend will be good for my image
01:01:14you just have to be seen in public a few times
01:01:18you're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
01:01:20I think you got the wrong guy
01:01:21I already have a girlfriend
01:01:23that watches for her
01:01:27you were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
01:01:29I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
01:01:40sorry about that
01:01:42wait
01:01:43you need more than a tonic
01:01:44that's not a sore throat
01:01:45you're going to die
01:01:46what?
01:01:47why would you say that?
01:01:48no, listen
01:01:49in 10 minutes
01:01:50if you don't see the nurse
01:01:50you will die
01:01:51promise me you'll go see the nurse
01:01:53first off
01:01:53I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial
01:01:56I'm not going to see a school nurse
01:01:57second
01:01:58you're kind of weird, huh?
01:01:59just promise me
01:02:00you need to get your throat checked
01:02:01go now
01:02:01fine, okay
01:02:04what a weirdo
01:02:06I guess it won't hurt though
01:02:07have Dr. Skyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
01:02:22Kelly?
01:02:24Kelly, what's going on?
01:02:27Michael?
01:02:28what are you doing here?
01:02:29I wanted to surprise you
01:02:31Michael, you're like my summer fling
01:02:32you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
01:02:36wait
01:02:36this the poor townie boy you slommed with?
01:02:38jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
01:02:40who's this guy?
01:02:41this guy is Barry Dawes
01:02:43I'm a big deal around here, bro
01:02:45aw, this is sweet
01:02:46did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff
01:02:49to impress your little girlfriend Kelly?
01:02:50meanwhile, I'm hosting a party
01:02:51welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight
01:02:52how would you like to hang out with your idol?
01:02:55it's been almost 10 minutes
01:02:56I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
01:03:00okay Ava, say ah, ah
01:03:02what the?
01:03:05hold still
01:03:14you're lucky
01:03:15another minute longer and it would have killed you
01:03:16he was right
01:03:16but how?
01:03:17I need to find that boy
01:03:18Kelly, is this really who you want?
01:03:20Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol Ava Shaw
01:03:23she has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place
01:03:27meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch
01:03:29Barry is legit and you're a poverty case
01:03:37you wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass
01:03:42oh and by the way
01:03:43not a knockoff
01:03:44this watch
01:03:45is worth more than your house
01:03:51ha, you're hilarious little buddy
01:03:54I almost want you to stick around
01:03:55to make me laugh more
01:03:58we're not from the same world, Michael
01:04:04you're right
01:04:05we're not
01:04:09I really thought I knew her
01:04:10there you are
01:04:17you were right
01:04:17oh my god, thank you
01:04:18but how did you know about the spider?
01:04:21it's a little hard to explain
01:04:22but I have x-ray vision
01:04:26no, really
01:04:27I was born with it
01:04:28really?
01:04:29really
01:04:31so what color is my bra?
01:04:37a gentleman never looks
01:04:38sure, you're so weird
01:04:41what happened with your girlfriend?
01:04:43former girlfriend
01:04:44she just broke up with me
01:04:48helping the school loser could hurt your reputation
01:04:50I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world
01:04:51I think I'll be fine
01:05:02did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
01:05:05big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend
01:05:09speaking of which
01:05:09I'll do it
01:05:10do what?
01:05:11be your trophy boyfriend
01:05:12looks like you could use the affection
01:05:13and it looks like you could use the money
01:05:14pays $10,000
01:05:16an hour?
01:05:17that's quite a bit under what I'm used to
01:05:18but
01:05:18in total
01:05:22there's this
01:05:22welcome Ava house party tonight
01:05:23it'll be our first appearance together
01:05:25and hey
01:05:25don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
01:05:30your bra's red
01:05:32and quite scandalous for school
01:05:35don't be late
01:05:38beat it loser
01:05:39this party is only for the school's elite
01:05:41not dorks with friggin' pokemon watches
01:05:46what a jerk
01:05:48hey that was a really cool watch
01:05:49tell you what, want to trade?
01:05:51that's a rolex
01:05:53thanks
01:06:01whoa
01:06:03sorry I'm underdressed
01:06:04my wardrobe is being sent over
01:06:05as soon as my private Jane refuels
01:06:06sure
01:06:08so
01:06:08I just found out that the head of LVMX
01:06:10is actually gonna show up here tonight
01:06:11yep
01:06:12that would be me
01:06:13so
01:06:13tonight has to go perfect
01:06:15that means if anybody messes with me
01:06:16or my boyfriend
01:06:17I will personally use my money
01:06:18power
01:06:19and influence
01:06:20to destroy their lives
01:06:20on a molecular level
01:06:22my publicist is calling
01:06:23I'll meet you in there
01:06:23invitation
01:06:24purse
01:06:32oh my god Barry
01:06:33I can't believe that you're hosting
01:06:34the welcome party for Ava Shaw
01:06:35she's a major influencer
01:06:36and my dad's a luxury brand VP
01:06:37of course I'd host it
01:06:39my dad's probably the reason
01:06:39she transferred here in the first place
01:06:41this is so cool
01:06:42I can pitch my makeup line to her
01:06:44if she promotes it
01:06:45I'll make millions
01:06:48what the hell is he doing here?
01:06:52what the hell is he doing here?
01:06:57hey
01:06:57this is an exclusive party
01:06:59get out
01:06:59or I'll throw you out
01:07:00he looks like a homeless
01:07:01who found one of our uniforms
01:07:02in a dumpster
01:07:03he looks like someone
01:07:04who my dad would hire
01:07:04to clean up our dog's crap
01:07:06you're trespassing Michael
01:07:07no I'm not
01:07:08I'm Ava Shaw's plus one
01:07:14boy you really stepped in it now
01:07:15Ava Shaw brought you?
01:07:16yep
01:07:17hey everyone
01:07:18shut up
01:07:18this freak's claim
01:07:20she's Ava Shaw's plus one
01:07:28Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag
01:07:29within ten feet of her
01:07:30he's probably like her stalker
01:07:36you break into her house
01:07:37and steal this?
01:07:38what else you've been stealing?
01:07:39her clothes?
01:07:40her panties?
01:07:41you're a disgusting pervert
01:07:42Michael
01:07:43you idiot
01:07:44do you have any idea
01:07:45what Ava will do
01:07:45when she finds out
01:07:46you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
01:07:47she will crush you
01:07:48Ava Shaw is a boss
01:07:50you piss her off
01:07:51and with one post
01:07:52she'll ruin your life
01:07:54in that case
01:07:55you probably don't want
01:07:56to piss her off
01:07:56by like
01:07:57I don't know
01:07:58insulting her dating
01:07:58that's it
01:07:59we need this gomer
01:08:00out of here
01:08:01before Ava shows up
01:08:04make an example of him
01:08:09buddy
01:08:09you really don't want
01:08:10to do this
01:08:10I'm here with Ava
01:08:11she would never
01:08:12ever
01:08:13ever
01:08:13in a million years
01:08:14date a pathetic piece
01:08:15of human waste
01:08:15like you
01:08:15Ava's not going to like
01:08:16you calling her boyfriend
01:08:17human waste
01:08:18you're so delusional
01:08:20if I'm delusional
01:08:21how'd I get her purse?
01:08:29really?
01:08:30you got another fake purse
01:08:31so you could pretend
01:08:31it's Ava's?
01:08:32that's not just pathetic
01:08:33that's psychotic
01:08:34be careful with that
01:08:36why?
01:08:37did you have to work
01:08:37extra shifts
01:08:38at Mickey D's
01:08:38to afford it?
01:08:41will Ava be so mad
01:08:42if we destroy
01:08:42this cheap piece of crap
01:08:43knockoff purse?
01:08:45come on Kelly
01:08:46everyone knows
01:08:46Ava buys her purses
01:08:47at Walmart
01:08:48don't get it dirty
01:08:51you know what?
01:08:52I think we should
01:08:52wash it
01:08:57in the toilet
01:08:58you do realize
01:08:59what Ava will do
01:08:59to you if you
01:08:59destroy her purse
01:09:00right?
01:09:02it's not her purse
01:09:03you're not her boyfriend
01:09:03you're just a creepy
01:09:04poor pervert
01:09:05she's just outside
01:09:06you can ask her
01:09:07I have a better idea
01:09:13this is what we think
01:09:14of you and your stupid
01:09:14lies Michael
01:09:15tell it
01:09:16done
01:09:26I tried
01:09:31where do you think
01:09:32you're going
01:09:32white trash
01:09:34I think it's time
01:09:35Ava Shaw sees
01:09:36what Mapleville
01:09:37does to the lower
01:09:37classes
01:09:38when they mess
01:09:38with her
01:09:40and put them
01:09:41in the toilet
01:09:41with the rest of the
01:09:42human waste
01:09:53last chance
01:09:54let me go
01:09:55oh I'm going to
01:09:56enjoy this
01:09:57you really are
01:10:03the CY in
01:10:04three
01:10:06two
01:10:10one
01:10:10what are you doing?
01:10:20do you have any idea
01:10:22who he is?
01:10:46do you have any idea
01:10:50who he is?
01:10:50that's sweet
01:10:52but that watch is $500,000
01:10:54shouldn't be
01:10:55the escapement is off
01:10:57by 0.5 millimeter
01:10:58which will result in a
01:10:59plus three three second
01:11:00time and accuracy
01:11:01please take it off the
01:11:02floor
01:11:04okay
01:11:05I don't have time
01:11:06for this
01:11:07LVMX
01:11:08the largest luxury
01:11:08brand empire
01:11:09in the world
01:11:09just bought us
01:11:10and its mysterious
01:11:11owner is coming
01:11:12here today
01:11:13so I heard
01:11:21surprise
01:11:23oh
01:11:25I'm so sorry
01:11:26Mr. Coulson
01:11:27I didn't realize
01:11:28it was you
01:11:29don't worry about it
01:11:30I dressed down
01:11:32today
01:11:43get down
01:11:44and press the alarm
01:11:53everyone get on the ground
01:11:55now
01:12:04Mr. Coulson needs us
01:12:05let's go boys
01:12:08you
01:12:09get the bags
01:12:10and come with us
01:12:13yeah
01:12:14I don't think so
01:12:16we got a smart
01:12:18hard ass
01:12:18you got ten seconds
01:12:20to move
01:12:20before I put a bullet
01:12:21in your smug face
01:12:22can we make it five
01:12:24what
01:12:25okay
01:12:25now five seconds
01:12:27should be good
01:12:28you're dead kid
01:12:31five
01:12:32five
01:12:39four
01:12:41four
01:12:45three
01:12:48two
01:12:58one and good luck in prison
01:13:23weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
01:13:33this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
01:13:42my coffee's just about to land and i'm going to be late for my first day of class
01:13:58sir you were born with supervision i know and you use that power to create lvmx a company
01:14:06which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth is there a question
01:14:11in there somewhere sir maple valley is the most prestigious high school in the country
01:14:17but it's still a high school you don't need it but i do need kelly
01:14:29we've been dating long distance forever i'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal
01:14:35who i really am she'll be shocked sir especially when she finds out i used my connections to
01:14:40get her social media idol ava shaw to transfer to this school
01:14:49sir at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion i can't i'd miss homeroom
01:14:56and here's the strait of messina after using my powers so much today i can't get them to turn off
01:15:01where odysseus was forced to choose to travel between scyla and chiurbus
01:15:12which one is kelly's locker
01:15:40oh my god ava shaw i can't believe she's in our school
01:15:43she's one of the hottest dancers in the world
01:15:47miss shaw will not be taking selfies today
01:15:57ava shaw i currently have a 4.0
01:16:00i drive a mercedes gullwing and i also have 400 million followers across all my socials
01:16:09i'm michael i have a 0.0 i don't drive although i'm pretty good at skateboarding and i have no
01:16:14followers on any social media
01:16:18not exactly who i was expecting but okay i guess you're my new boyfriend
01:16:23boyfriend
01:16:25what's wrong i thought my messages were clear
01:16:28a serious boyfriend will be good for my image
01:16:31we just have to be seen in public a few times
01:16:37you're the fake boyfriend i hired right
01:16:39i think you got the wrong guy
01:16:41i already have a girlfriend
01:16:43that watches for her
01:16:48you were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me
01:16:51i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
01:17:07sorry about that
01:17:09wait
01:17:11you need more than a tonic
01:17:13that's not a sore throat
01:17:14you're going to die
01:17:16what
01:17:16why would you say that
01:17:18no
01:17:19listen
01:17:19in 10 minutes
01:17:21if you don't see the nurse
01:17:22you will die
01:17:23promise me you'll go see the nurse
01:17:25first off
01:17:26i have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial
01:17:29i'm not going to see a school nurse
01:17:31second
01:17:32you're kind of weird huh
01:17:34just promise me
01:17:35you need to get your throat checked
01:17:36go now
01:17:37fine
01:17:37okay
01:17:40what a weirdo
01:17:42i guess it won't hurt though
01:17:44have dr schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
01:18:05kelly
01:18:09kelly what's going on
01:18:13michael
01:18:13what
01:18:14what are you doing here
01:18:15i wanted to surprise you
01:18:18michael
01:18:18you're like my summer fling
01:18:21you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
01:18:26wait
01:18:26this is the poor townie boy you slommed with
01:18:29jeez you find that uniform in a dumpster
01:18:31who's this guy
01:18:32this guy is barry dawes
01:18:36i'm a big deal around here bro
01:18:38oh this is sweet
01:18:40did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend kelly
01:18:45meanwhile i'm hosting a party welcoming ava shaw to school tonight
01:18:48how would you like to hang out with your idol
01:18:53it's been almost 10 minutes
01:18:54i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
01:18:59okay ava say ah ah
01:19:02what the
01:19:05hold still
01:19:17you're lucky
01:19:19another minute longer and it would have killed you
01:19:21he was right
01:19:22but how
01:19:23i need to find that boy
01:19:25kelly is this really who you want
01:19:28barry just got me facetime with my idol ava shaw
01:19:32she has no idea i'm the one who got ava to transfer here in the first place
01:19:37meanwhile you got me a cheap knockoff watch
01:19:40barry is legit and you're a poverty case
01:19:51you wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass
01:19:57oh and by the way
01:19:59not a knockoff
01:20:01this watch
01:20:02is worth more than your house
01:20:11ha you're hilarious little buddy
01:20:14i almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more
01:20:21we're not from the same world michael
01:20:29you're right we're not
01:20:35i really thought i knew her
01:20:37there you are
01:20:46you were right oh my god thank you
01:20:49but how did you know about the spider
01:20:52it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
01:20:59no really i was born with it
01:21:04really so what color is my bra
01:21:15a gentleman never looks
01:21:17sure you're so weird
01:21:20what happened with your girlfriend
01:21:24former girlfriend
01:21:24former girlfriend
01:21:25she just broke up with me
01:21:30helping the school loser could hurt your reputation
01:21:33i'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world
01:21:35i think i'll be fine
01:21:50did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
01:21:54big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend
01:21:59speaking of which
01:22:00i'll do it
01:22:02do what
01:22:02be your trophy boyfriend
01:22:04looks like he could use the affection
01:22:05and it looks like you could use the money
01:22:07pays ten thousand dollars
01:22:09an hour
01:22:10that's quite a bit under what i'm used to but
01:22:12in total
01:22:17there's this welcome eva house party tonight
01:22:20it'll be our first appearance together
01:22:22and hey
01:22:23don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff okay
01:22:29your bra's red
01:22:32and quite scandalous for school
01:22:36don't be late
01:22:40beat it loser
01:22:41this party is only for the school's elite
01:22:44not dorks with friggin pokemon watches
01:22:51what a jerk
01:22:54hey that was a really cool watch
01:22:56tell you what
01:22:57want to trade
01:22:58that's a rolex
01:23:02thanks
01:23:15i'm sorry i'm underdressed
01:23:17my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jane refuels
01:23:20sure
01:23:22so
01:23:23i just found out that the head of lvmx is actually going to show up here tonight
01:23:27yep
01:23:28that would be me
01:23:29so
01:23:30tonight has to go perfect
01:23:31that means if anybody messes with me
01:23:34or my boyfriend
01:23:35i will personally use my money
01:23:37power and influence
01:23:38to destroy their lives on a molecular level
01:23:42my publicist is calling
01:23:43i'll meet you in there
01:23:44invitation
01:23:44purse
01:23:56oh my god barry
01:23:57i can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for ava shaw
01:24:00she's a major influencer
01:24:02and my dad's a luxury brand vp
01:24:04of course i'd host it
01:24:05my dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place
01:24:09this is so cool
01:24:10i can pitch my makeup line to her
01:24:12if she promotes it
01:24:14i'll make millions
01:24:19what the hell is he doing here
01:24:24what the hell is he doing here
01:24:30hey
01:24:31this is an exclusive party
01:24:33get out
01:24:34or i'll throw you out
01:24:35he looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster
01:24:39he looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap
01:24:44you're trespassing michael
01:24:46no i'm not
01:24:47i'm ava shaw's plus one
01:24:55boy you really stepped in it now
01:24:56ava shaw brought you
01:24:57yep
01:24:58hey everyone shut up
01:25:01this freak's claim she's ava shaw's plus one
01:25:14ava shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within 10 feet of her
01:25:17he's probably like her stalker
01:25:25you break into her house and steal this
01:25:27what else you've been stealing
01:25:29her clothes
01:25:31her panties
01:25:32you're disgusting pervert
01:25:34michael
01:25:35you idiot
01:25:36do you have any idea what ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend
01:25:40she will crush you
01:25:42ava shaw is a boss
01:25:45you piss her off and with one post she'll ruin your life
01:25:50in that case
01:25:52you probably don't want to piss her off by like
01:25:55i don't know
01:25:56insulting her date
01:25:57that's it
01:25:59we need this gomer out of here before ava shows up
01:26:04make an example of him
01:26:11buddy
01:26:12you really don't want to do this
01:26:14i'm here with ava
01:26:15she would never
01:26:16ever
01:26:17ever
01:26:17in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you
01:26:21ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend
01:26:24human waste
01:26:24you're so delusional
01:26:27if i'm delusional
01:26:29how'd i get her purse
01:26:40really
01:26:40you got another fake purse so you could pretend it's ava's
01:26:44that's not just pathetic
01:26:45that's psychotic
01:26:47be careful with that
01:26:49why
01:26:50did you have to work extra shifts at mickey d's to afford it
01:26:56will ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knockoff purse
01:27:01come on kelly
01:27:02everyone knows ava buys her purses at walmart
01:27:06don't get it dirty
01:27:10you know what
01:27:11i think you should wash it
01:27:19in the toilet
01:27:20you do realize what ava will do to you if you destroy her purse right
01:27:26it's not her purse
01:27:27you're not her boyfriend
01:27:28you're just a creepy poor pervert
01:27:30she's just outside
01:27:31you can ask her
01:27:33i have a better idea
01:27:41this is what we think of you and your stupid lies michael
01:27:45kelly
01:27:46done
01:28:00i tried
01:28:07where do you think you're going white trash
01:28:09i think it's time ava shaw sees what maple billy does to the lower classes when they mess
01:28:17with her
01:28:19you put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
01:28:37last chance
01:28:38let me go
01:28:40oh i'm gonna enjoy this
01:28:42you really are
01:28:52you'll see why in
01:28:53three
01:28:56two
01:29:01one
01:29:01what are you doing
01:29:16do you have any idea who he is
01:29:19do you have any idea who he is
01:29:27you
01:29:27you
01:29:27you
01:29:27you
01:29:27you