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Aired (September 9 2026): Kababalik lang ng tao, bunot agad! Kasama sina Kuys Vhong at Kuys Ogie, walang ligtas for today sa asaran, banat, at tawanan! Pero bakit nga ba si Kuys Jhong na naman ang napagtripan?

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00:00Welcome to one of the new Seven Wonders of Nature, which is the Puerto Princesa Underground River.
00:07And don't you know that we have seven new wonders of nature in the world?
00:11And one of it is found in the Philippines, which is the Underground River.
00:15Okay, sandali lang, sandali lang.
00:16Kursonada mo ba siya?
00:17Okay, okay.
00:18Kung digigil ka sa kanya, number three eh.
00:20Not a beauty na sa'yo eh.
00:22Oo, parang as...
00:22Grabe yung English non-knowledge na ako.
00:24May anti-rabies ba yan?
00:25Oh.
00:27Seven Wonders, di ba?
00:29Ah, mga Palawan.
00:30If you have one Seven Wonders, we have one Seven of Dwarfs.
00:35Ohoy!
00:35Pito sa'yo.
00:36We have one of the Seven Dwarfs here.
00:38New Seven Wonders.
00:39One of the new Seven Wonders of Nature.
00:41Dun pa sa Palawan, madami mga unggoy.
00:44Sinabi ko na nga yun, dun ako yung naka-ado ko napatay.
00:47Malami eh, pero yung iba, napapadpad rin sa Manila, ganun.
00:51Ah, so napadpad ako.
00:53Ah, niloko mo ko, Rakia.
00:55At this guy, sir lang.
00:56Pare, niloko ko ko nito, pare.
00:58Anong gusto mong gawin natin dito, pare?
01:00Kaya mo na yan.
01:03Ayun, mga Palawan.
01:04Pagkatanggol mo ko.
01:05Bistyo, ina-assar ka ba lang?
01:06Disguise ka ba rin?
01:06Oh.
01:08Tiger ka ngayon.
01:08Oh, kung dyan.
01:09Hindi Tiger to.
01:10Ano Tiger?
01:11Ay, leopard.
01:12Leopard.
01:13Leopard, sorry.
01:14Ang galing-galing mo namang.
01:15Si Kuizbong.
01:16Salamat po.
01:17Si Kuizbong.
01:18Oh, nandes ka?
01:19Siya tumalikot din siya.
01:20Sabi ako nyo rin de.
01:21Wat nandes tumalikot niya.
01:22Hai!
01:24Sinuwa subito niya siya.
01:25Fuku gaari masuyo na.
01:27Oh.
01:28Sapat norunong ka din siyempre mag-yapanis.
01:31May iba-ibang ano yun eh.
01:32Marami kasi ring-counter.
01:33Si Kuizbong, dahil ano siya maputi eh.
01:36So, bawal siya sa Underground River.
01:38Kasi, tawid isla yun.
01:39Magbabangka, papapunta doon.
01:40Bawal mga arawan.
01:41May initan saan lang.
01:42Sayang yung gluta.
01:43Yes, yes.
01:44Saan mo ko?
01:45So, ano na siya.
01:45Sa van lang siya.
01:47City tour lang ako.
01:48Tititit.
01:48Sa van lang ako.
01:49Ano parang kinititlap lang ako.
01:51Sa van lang ako.
01:52Parang ikaw, biti.
01:53Oh.
01:55Sa van lang.
01:56Van tour kasi ano yun.
01:57City escapade lang.
02:00Iikot lang sa city.
02:00Pero, maganda yung van nila.
02:02Maganda yung van nila ha.
02:03Yung aircon nun may kasama ng gluta.
02:06Ay, para po.
02:06Yes, para.
02:07Pag ano, kakaapit na sa'yo.
02:10Two in one?
02:10Oo.
02:11Maganda yung van nila.
02:12Social ha.
02:12Oo.
02:13Okay.
02:13City tour.
02:14City tour.
02:15So, pumunta kami sa Butterfly Garden.
02:17Yan.
02:18Saan pa?
02:18Crocodile Farm.
02:20Oy.
02:21Baker's Hill.
02:22Yung masarap na hopya ng Palawan.
02:24Oy.
02:25Ang dami palang mapupuntaan yung van tour.
02:27Oo.
02:28See.
02:29Pumunta kayo kasi maulan ngayon,
02:31mahina yung turista.
02:32Tulungan natin yung ating mga tourist guys.
02:33and tourism operators.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Para may trabaho din ko.
02:38Ayan.
02:39Si Sir Ogie.
02:40Para sa senior naman.
02:41Oh, yes.
02:42Tama.
02:42Si Sir Ogie.
02:43Ako.
02:45Galante to.
02:45Takaya.
02:46Ako.
02:46Yung gusto ko yung mag-tip nito.
02:48Ang tip nito, 5,000 pinakamababa.
02:50Ano mo yung mga?
02:51Yung tip pa lang yun.
02:52Ayan.
02:53Saan mo ako pwedeng dalhin?
02:54Ayan.
02:54May mga senior.
02:55Dahil asawa niya songbird, di ba?
02:57Oh, yes.
02:58Which is my idol din yun eh.
02:59Oh, yan.
02:59So, ano, romantic tour sila.
03:01Yung panggabi.
03:02Ayan.
03:03Firefly watching tour.
03:04Panggabi ka.
03:05Firefly?
03:06Yes.
03:06Magamang alitap-tap.
03:08Firefly watching tour.
03:09Tapos, dalawa lang kayo sa boat.
03:10Tapos yung boatman, nagpapaddle.
03:12Under the beautiful dark sky.
03:14And the moon.
03:15And the stars.
03:15Oh, yung ganda naman.
03:16Tapos pang firefly.
03:17Dalawa lang daw kayo sa boat.
03:18Iiwan kayo ng boatman.
03:20Doon lang kayo.
03:21Mamawala kami.
03:22Hindi ba nangangagat ang mga firefly?
03:26Hindi naman.
03:27Pero yung katabi ko, medyo tagilid ako eh.
03:30Ay, hindi nalintulad ka sa firefly.
03:31Oo.
03:52Doon lang kayo.

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